FULL DENIAL MODE ACTIVATED

So gas prices are going down, nice.

More or less. CNNs end times shilling has done more damage than corona itself. You'd think a global news network would have the responsibility to not go full chicken little, sky is falling over the flu.

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accurate enough

Imagine anyone saying that during the 2007-2008 crash.

>it's time to die for Israel
who are burgers going to invade first?
also show me your war face

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But what about my retirement fund?

Europeans with high gas prices BTFO

Fuck this guy what we really need is socialists in charge of the stock market

>We can use it to drive around and look for jobs.
We can use it to drive around and look for toilet paper, masks and hand sanitiser.

Anti-Trump shills

The drop in gas prices is bad for big oil, but will reconfigure a transfer of wealth to other industries since gas prices will open up more investment elsewhere

The transition will happen in a week

Nothingburger

B-b-b-but Obama

W-why?

Fuck off memefag

Burgers are done invading Muhammad for faggie Eurocucks to get their oil

he started this before stocks opened, fucking nigger. Just as a friendly reminder f how much BETTER he is.
Jesus i hate boomers.

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Protip: Big Oil is usually also Big Fuel and Big Gas
Source: Big Oil employee

yes, cheap oil is good when it's from a large supply rather than a low demand, fucking brainlets saying it's bad don't understand that correlation doesn't equal causation

The numbers dont add up, how many crematoriums are there?

Ok - big energy

Maybe the Israelis can save him

not enough

TrumpCope[TM]

>Maybe the Israelis can save him
Given that they created Coronavirus, they may just be the only ones that can save Trump at this point.

>The black speech of Mordor!

Amerijews Ree

He's right. This whole thing is a fucking media scam.

that's my president

Stupid anti-trump brainlets don’t see that this shit will correct itself in less than a week

Coronachan - nothingburger
Saudi-Russia gayness - nothingburger

US energy will stabilize; if necessary, we can cut foreign oil imports so that external energy doesn’t impact us

I don't understand how anyone can do this much damage control and not be embarrassed in the slightest.

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No, you misunderstand me.
Oil companies also refine oil and sell gasoline and petrochemical products. Lower oil prices aren't gonna hit them that hard if they're vertically integrated, it's just that the margins will be transferred downstream

Or think that it doesnt have the opposite effect

Bingo

Saudi Arabia is an American vassal.
They don't act on their own accord.

>cheap oil is why the market is crashing

lol what a dumbass

NOOO NO MY HECKING GASOLINOOOO

he's finished

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T COMPARE THE FLU WITH THE WUHAN VIRUS

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[Franco-American Friendship Handshake intensifies]

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Yas Forumsfags don’t see this is trumps way of telling Putin to fuck off out of Syria

EuroCucks just fine, till you decided to destabilise the region on behalf of Pissrael.

This. Oil prices down bad for our fraking but its good for literally everything else plus the voters sees the price once a week when they fill up. I think this is a net positive as long as we dont go into a fucking depression.

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Dilate

He's a fucking faggot and his coronavirus response is "its over for drumpf" but unironically, never before seen such blind delusional boomer bullshit.

Yeah, I have noticed he posted a shitload of coping messages.
He's afraid that the pandemic and economy collapsing will not get him re-elected, clearly.
The "booming economy" meme was his biggest shot at re-election since he stopped his antiimmigration rethoric.

inb4 dems released coronavirus to avoid trump re-election

False.

You guys let Leftie utopians to take over your culture and politics.

The first sign of crisis, Euros panicked and self destructed.

Hopefully traditional Euros can reclaim power and clean up the mess

True, but America will lose money too.
America is one of the largest oil producers in the world, remember?
It will just hurt Russia/Iran more, but will heavily benefit China.

kek

Hes utterly fucked. Hillary could run against him and win. AOC could've fucking beat him at this rate. Hes done.

Yes it is true but Yas Forums has been flooded over the years with a bunch of low iq normies who make twitter-like posts trying to be edgy so all you will get as replies is people larping about muh coronavirus apocalypse bullshit since they don't have the mental faculty to consider other factors. Who gives a fuck about some jews losing bets on the stock market.

I feel like someone is going to get it here. There is no way that Russia tolerates Saudi Arabia doing this.

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Imagine not understanding exponential growth.

um handshake? no.

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Quick! The stock market is crashing due to an worldwide pandemic scare. Hurry lets vote in a commie who wants open boarders!

The voters will like the low prices, but the US's revenue will drop sharply.
This is compounded on by the fact that Trump lowered taxes.
So, if the US doesn't go into a depression, it's still gonna be bad.
This couldn't come at a worse time, since the US is trying to modernise it's armed forces, a program that is already LONG overdue.

the plague doesn't even kill niggers, that alone should disqualify it from being a happening

I don’t think it’ll benefit China. Chinese supply chains are highly dependent on American imports. And they don’t even have an energy market themselves.

The biggest winner in the long run is the US. Russia tames its behavior, Iran gets BTFO even worse, and we didn’t even have to deploy troops.

Our energy companies will adapt just fine and in a couple weeks, things will be back to normal with Putin realizing Russia isn’t as strong as he thought.

AOC has only recieved 15k votes in her political career,
mr. stupid

This dumbass has been in denial his entire life.