/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1792

Dont mind me here, this is just the city with the most infected of the country, we assure you we are taking measures to make this outbreak infects as few as possible

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italian doctor leading the fight against corona confirmed a 12% of ALL INFECTED absolutely require ICU. case fatality rate if this virus is going to be higher than 12% (greater than 60% of those intubated end up dying). all ages are coming in to ICU now.
>full hospitals incoming
>12% of world population to die incoming
>collapse of all economies incoming
>regular curable disease and reparable injuries to become fatal with no hospital services
>this will rocket up total dead way beyond 12% of world pop
>R-0 of this virus is sky high
it has been a pleasure boys.
>total civilization collapse in May-June

video on this page
nrk.no/norge/ny-risikovurdering-for-koronaviruset-legges-fram-1.14934597

>start video at 14:03:00
can anyone download the video for sage keeping?

>archive link (video is still live streaming)
archive.is/6Wjni

the past outbreaks SARS,swine flu,ebola,2008 crisis didnt trigger this much assfuckery on the global economy.

how this NothingBurger did it?

What is the average Spaniards IQ? Higher or lower than 3?

>Were we this panicked about ebola?
No. It's not an exaggeration to say that no living human has seen anything remotely close to the response that this virus is getting. Whether or not you believe me, and whether or not they're going to admit it, around the world each major government is currently prepping for an absolute worst-of-the-worst 30% of humanity dead by 2021, 60% of it dead by 2025. Make absolutely zero mistake. What we are seeing now is the beginning of the end for mankind.

People think the virus is bad now? Give it some time. This isn't something that's just going to go away or become a non-threat like Ebola eventually became. This is something that will eventually infect every single living human on the planet, something that /cannot be cured/, and something that is similar to herpes in that it will keep coming back weeks/months/years after showing no outward signs.

By 2021, estimates are 70-90% of the human population will have contracted this. By 2022 we'll start to see the actual long term effects of this. People are excited to make it through the issues now, but when the virus will permanently weaken your body each time it flares up, it's only a matter of time before an overwhelming majority of us bite the bullet in one way or another. Humanity will be lucky to make it to 2025 with the same lifestyle that we're living now.

See, the thing is, the panic hasn't really even hit yet. You got people that are panic buying, but the real fear hasn't started. The global supplies just stopped last week. Stores and warehouses still have another month or so of supplies. But once that's out? Once there's no resuppling? Once the entire world has basically locked itself off from one another in terms of trade? That's when the panic sets in. That's when people start to die because they didn't prep well enough and didn't store enough food so they literally starve. Until they snap, and become very dangerous.

Digits and Teddy finally calls it a pandemic today. Screencap this.

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>stock market crashing

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RIP España

please do tell

>This is it lads
Doubt it. No one jumped out of the window yet.

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yes

centerforhealthsecurity.org/event201/videos.html

here you go

pic unrelated

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20 mins
youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q

I will provide cute asian fe(male)s with refuge here in the UK where the virus has been contained

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>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! THIS VIRUS IS GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!! YOU'RE A SHILL IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME!!!!!"

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Apparently its 98, but the cities sure seem to be a black hole of intelligence in the name of mob think

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I hope austria-user gets to recap the upcoming stream because TedNigger is just so fucking insufferable to hear twice, the chink sucking is unreal on that guy

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that nigger simply cannot dislodge the chink micropenis from his mouth, it needs constant sucking and fondling of balls, too busy to speak words of not-felating-CHAYNA

>The vice president of the Central Bank of Sweden is infected with CoVid-19.

friatider.se/vice-riksbankschefen-smittad-av-coronavirus

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Holy... shit.

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oh great corona-chan please turn me into a weapon of mass-destruction, so that i can spread your blessings to the unbelievers

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>► China 80,739 (3,120) ► International 30,911 (766)
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Shutdown of almost one directional trade, shutdown of tourism in the form of planes and cruises

PDR SNCZ here,

Relax, facha. Pablo and I have everything under control.

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>Heyy can someone explain what is happening with stocks.

Many companies are going to lose a lot of money.
Losses affect stock prices.

> the chosenites are crying, goyim, gib shekels
No.

I really hope this is true

Finally some good fucking news.

Death to (((economy)))-chan

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WTF BROS

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>>The vice president of the Central Bank of Sweden is infected with CoVid-19.

WHO WILL LEAD THE WORLD IN DECLARING WAR ON CHINA?

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you misspelled "breathe"

IT'S JUST THE FLU, YOU CUNTS!
BUY THE DIP!

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We both know its announcement is coming

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>walkby morning meeting because not management
>hear that if you're sick, you must talk to management first
>obvious code meaning no one can leave early
Fucking people I swear, but what can one do.... at least we got a few cases of 70% alcohol which are probably gone as I type this.

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>mfw

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Is that what you do in between siestas?

CHINA NUMBA WAN!

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Pretty much this. It's gonna be bad though user don't kid yourself, but an extinction level happening this ain't. Best happening for decades it already is though.

can anyone send the user predicting Italy, Brazil bat mutation etc?

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WTF are they doing outside? protesting at the virus?

>under omständigheterna må bra
som precis alla andra svenska patienter än så länge
har läst "under omständigheterna må bra" så många gånger den senaste veckan

Everyone has been waiting for a market correction for 18 months.
>oil war btw Russia and OPEC/SuadiA
>global logistics asleep for 5 weeks

Frankly this was overdue

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What is the link for this chart?

>People at work tell me things wont get worse with coronavorus, and that stock market is just unstable
>mfw we institute a policy where you cannot physically greet anyone
>ban travel to many largely infected locations
>make multiple specific cities work from home
>Stock market gets trading halted instantaneously at start of new week

None of them halted production in China either retard

>memeflag

what are those fuckers doing

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POLICE OFFICERS IN ITALY TELLING PEOPLE TO STAY AT HOME
WUHAN 2.0

i.imgur.com/j2yaCbx.mp4
i.imgur.com/j2yaCbx.mp4

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what's going on, Amigo?

when will your government start reporting the deaths?

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SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT

>China is a consistent source of pestilence, pollution and corruption throughout history
It's our moral imperative to excise this place off the face of the earth.

only SEVEN OLD PEOPLE have died so far in the USA

SEVEN

did you catch that pol?

S E V E N

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meh, they haven't killed themselves yet

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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explain?

oh hey, checked

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>BREAKING: A D.C. priest has Coronavirus. He offered communion and shook hands with more than 500 worshippers last week and on February 24th. All worshippers who visited the Christ Church in Georgetown must self-quarantine. Church is cancelled for the first time since the 1800's

twitter.com/SweeneyABC/status/1237018677360410624?s=20

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people should probably invest in porn websides right now

guys not bullshit spent yesterday drinking with my buddy who just came back from US, now i can't fucking breathe, its happening.

im going to the otherside first

The people in my area finally started prepping, but I think they might be retarded, because there is plenty of water, plenty of dry foods, plenty of canned foods, but the toilet paper aisle is COMPLETELY empty.

You don’t shit if you don’t eat.

imagine being a fucking cuck whose wife not only works but serves the Jew? Beta.

I'm on the Trump Train but this is embarrassing, the first time I genuinely rolled my eyes at this guy. Normally it's just some fake outrage because "muh open borders" and "muh cocksuckers" but this time he's giving in to bad instincts.

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How concerned should I be?
Seems its just really contagious but has a low death rate, even with people with shit immune systems

Is it true the media blows this way out of proportion?

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What even is this?

So far.

>POLICE OFFICERS IN ITALY TELLING PEOPLE TO STAY AT HOME
>WUHAN 2.0
>i.imgur.com/j2yaCbx.mp4
>i.imgur.com/j2yaCbx.mp4

which village is this ?

based

>

Take this as another chance to realize humanity is in general trash and the garbage heap should all burn down already.

THE FIRE RISES

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dr.dk/nyheder
30 minutes ago, Greenland possibly infected now. Is Madagascar mankin's final hope?
>To flypassagerer mistænkes for coronavirus i Grønland
>Two flight passengers suspected to carry coronavirus in Greenland

>På et fly fra Danmark, der netop er landet i den grønlandske by Kangerlussuaq, er der to passagerer, som er mistænkt for at være smittet med coronavirus. Det skriver Grønlands Politi i en pressemeddelelse. Hvis de skulle være smittet, vil det være det første tilfælde på Grønland af virusset.
>On a plane from Denmark, which landed in the Greenlandic town Kangerlussuaq just now, there are two passengers suspected to be infected with coronavirus. Thus reports Greenland's Police in a press release. If they do turn out to be infected, this would be the first case in Greenland of the virus.

The bigger the bubble the easier it is to pop. This is just a correction.

livestream from hell for us?

The incubation period is much longer than 1 day, I think your just an asthmatic pussy.

zombie mode when

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>friatider.se/vice-riksbankschefen-smittad-av-coronavirus
Let's see just how much the """vaccine""" really is

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>Saudi Chad calls bluff against OPEC Cuck.
>OPEC cuck tried to tell Saudi Chad how much oil he can produce.
>Saudi Chad flips off OPEC cuck and prints oil.
>during worse virus in century and travel restrictions everywhere. No one travels, demand for oil drops.
>same time. China Chang tries to tell world they're at 90%. No one believes.
>China Chang cancels 25% of exports to US.
>China Chang workers dying while at work.
>global economy build on Middle men reselling cheap China goods.
>shipping in general fucked. Most produce and medicine is imported. Shipping employees getting sick.
>worst virus in a century, no medicine, no equipment (masks), no food, no demand for oil, no one's buying

This is worse than worst case scenerio.

Oh my God this guy actually needs to croak

I really need info on this. Why the fuck did it surge almost 400 THOUSAND% in a matter of minutes?

Same here, in Austin tx. Beans aisle is fairly not stocked, but that’s just due to when they stock things.

NUKE CHINA NOW

Christcucks blown the fuck out!

I was about 80% sure that was going to be a screamer. Thanks for being cool.

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>>BREAKING: A D.C. priest has Coronavirus. He offered communion and shook hands with more than 500 worshippers last week and on February 24th. All worshippers who visited the Christ Church in Georgetown must self-quarantine. Church is cancelled for the first time since the 1800's
YES CORONACHAN BURN D.C.

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Based spammer

>Boomers and fat people dying
Horde is about to lose 90% of its playerbase

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>muh women rights
Feminists just want more rights bigot
Havent you hear that 12 TWELVE women have died murdered by their partners? This silly virus is way less important

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A lot of people require ICU, so when the hospitals are full and people can’t get the care they need the death rate will probably go up, by how much I don’t know.

Yes and so do the happooners on here. You asked in the wrong place if you wanted an unbiased answer.

International womens day yesterday

>NUKE CHINA NOW

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>started with 3 confirmed
>+2+5+10+4
Cases spiked in just a few days.
I'm really close to bugging out to my parents' farm.
I don't want to be locked down in the capital.

How can people have the virus with no symptoms? They clear the virus without ever knowing they had it. Is this normal for other viruses? They say up to 20% could be like this. Why are they testing so many people without symptoms when they can't even test everyone with symptoms? Maybe these numbers come from the cruise ships or something.
It's all so fishy.

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Some sort of international government bond that covers countries outside the US. I have no fucking clue why it went from $54 to $200,000 in minutes. That’s an almost 400,000% increase in price

have roll

Bros i'm so fucking nervous for whats to come i can't sleep at night and my mind just keeps on racing how to get out of this mess, trying to prepare myself mentally for the grief that will inevitably strike us all i'm struggling to cope

That's one insanely good larp.

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>Turn on Seattle or San Fransisco fire / EMT radio
>This is much worse than they're saying to the public. Every 10 minutes or so a "condition red" has to be transferred to some other person more qualified to deal with them, in which they ask if there are any vehicles that need disinfection afterward. Just moments ago this happened and the voice that was more qualified asked if it was a medical transport or a dump truck.

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This is just fucking comical

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>This is just a correction.
C O P E

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I cant wait til all the "do nothing" careers up and fucking end and people get back living to survive. Way too many pencil pushing motherfuckers that only serve the machine on this planet. Y'all can just coof and die.
>I work in Finance
>I work in Banking
>I work in Real Estate
>I work for Government
>Im a Lawyer
Y'all can just coof and die.

Madagascar when?

there are more viruses in your body than cells in the universe

Agreed. Reddit is the place the whole lot of you need to return to.

> What is an incubation period

You probably just ran down your immune system thinking the liquid lucifer

WEW

howbout the swamp?

literally nothing has changed within the deep state
trump might be tough on immigration or supporting local markets but will still fuck deep state dick

A town in Puglia, but they're doing this all over Italy

2 weeks.

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237027356314869761

this, let's hope radiations and nucular fallout makes us grow a spare lung, liver, and testicle

why is emma stone larping as willy wonka

imagine the hormonal rage

are you kidding? something finally happens and you are scared? just enjoy it dude

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Someone set us up the bomb

>humanity wiped out by 2025
Are you retarded? Even if everything you said was true once it got bad enough governments would actually start taking full measures and stop it. Even though you just made all that up on the spot.

Get out now

>MFW everyone from the other boards will come here asking questions to prepare or to survive when is already too late
>MFW we warned them for weeks and they didn't listen
>MFW is too late for normalfags

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Boomers cannot into exponential growth.

That larp has been right about almost everything so far

My wife wanted to be a environmental scientist but her parents railroaded her into finance

Looks like she finally gets to do a career change Im happy about it

Just take a bath, go on a long walk, enjoy life.
It isn't all doom and gloom, really.

JUST A NOTHINGBURGER GOYS, INVEST IN STONKS
>So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common Flu. It averages between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of CoronaVirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237027356314869761?s=20

COPE
O
P
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Really felt like an apocalypse movie today
> walked to the the pharmacy and shop for first time in ages
> Pharmacy had no Vit D, lady was wearing full facemask and gloves
> Walked into local coop, shelves looked bare. People leaving with water
> glanced at newspaper on way out "RATIONING BEGINS FOR FOOD IN SUPERMARKETS"

Now market is rip

Anons, i was just along for the memes, can i get off this ride now pls

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The main issue is that people don’t understand how high a 3-4% chance on something is, especially when it comes to you living or dying, and the fact that reinfection seems to kill people at a vastly higher rate. Prepping is so that people can be prepared for when resources run out due to the panic buying of other people who did not prep, and similar cases where food could become scarce. The main issue is less the viruses actual death rate, and more the death tate when hospitals are no longer able to properly give care to patients, causing a mass amount of people who are infected to either keep infecting or just go home and probably die without proper care.

Get corona chan and die.

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Death to kike worshiping (((Christkeks)))

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