/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1791

► Detected: 111,646 ► Died: 3,884

>NEWS
New York declares state of emergency
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Prisoners in Italy are revolting
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25% of Italy's population quarantined
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UK supermarkets begin rationing
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UK expects up to 100,000 deaths
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>RESEARCH
Texan tests negative twice, then positive
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Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
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Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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27 year old dies, no underlying disease
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>REMINDER
China only testing people with Hubei travel history
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Infected come out negative 50 to 70% of the time
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China "suspected" deaths outnumber "confirmed" 6 to 1
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China underreports number of infections and deaths
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CDC lab for test kits contaminated
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>LATEST CASES
12:11: 45 new cases in Sweden.
12:08: 68 new cases in Spain.
12:05: 3 new cases in New York City, New York, United States.
12:02: 1 new case in Vietnam.
11:57: 14 new cases in the United Arab Emirates.
11:20: 42 new cases in Switzerland.
11:18: 1 new case in Poland.

>MORE
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +44 (+23) S. Korea +165 (+3) Iran +595 (+43) Spain +362 (+9) S. Marino +14 (+1) Germany +111 USA +25 Switzerland +42 Netherlands +56 UK +2 Sweden +45 Belgium +39 Norway +7 Singapore +10 Malaysia +18 Austria +8 Bahrain +24 Australia +10 Greece +1 Canada +1 Kuwait +1 Iceland +2 Denmark +24 UAE +14 India +3 Czechia +1 Portugal +1 Vietnam +1 Finland +5 Palestine +6 Philippines +10 Indonesia +13 Slovenia +3 Qatar +3 Poland +5 Ecuador +1 Georgia +2 S. Arabia +4 Hungary +2 S. Africa +4 Latvia +3 Slovakia +1 Macedonia +1 Colombia +2 Nigeria +1 Channel Islands +1 Total +1,693 (+79)

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,739 (3,120) ► International 30,907 (764): S. Korea 7,478 (53) Italy 7,375 (366) Iran 7,161 (237) France 1,209 (19) Spain 1,036 (26) D. Princess 696 (7) USA 566 (22) Japan 502 (7) Switzerland 374 (2) Netherlands 321 (3) UK 280 (3) H. Kong 115 (3) Australia 93 (3) Iraq 65 (6) Egypt 55 (1) S. Marino 51 (2) Thailand 50 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) Philippines 20 (1) Argentina 12 (1) Germany 1,151 Sweden 248 Belgium 239 Norway 183 Singapore 160 Malaysia 117 Austria 112 Bahrain 109 Greece 74 Canada 67 Kuwait 65 Iceland 60 Denmark 59 UAE 59 India 43 Israel 39 Czechia 33 Lebanon 32 Portugal 31 Vietnam 31 Finland 30 Brazil 25 Palestine 25 Ireland 21 Algeria 20 Indonesia 19 Slovenia 19 Qatar 18 Romania 17 Russia 17 Oman 16 Poland 16 Ecuador 15 Georgia 15 S. Arabia 15 Croatia 12 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Chile 10 Azerbaijan 9 C. Rica 9 Hungary 9 Mexico 7 Pakistan 7 Peru 7 S. Africa 7 Belarus 6 Latvia 6 Slovakia 6 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Afghanistan 4 Macedonia 4 Senegal 4 Bulgaria 4 Maldives 4 Bangladesh 3 Bosnia 3 Colombia 3 Malta 3 Cambodia 2 Morocco 2 Nigeria 2 Tunisia 2 Albania 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Martinique 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Channel Islands 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 St. Barth 1 Serbia 1 Togo 1

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>Be non-white
>Spread diseases
>Blame the people you infected they're now spreading diseases too

>Smallpox
India or Egypt
>Cholera
India
>Tuberculosis
Africa
>Plague
China
>Flu (all sorts)
China
>AIDS
Africa
>Malaria
Africa
>Ebola
Africa
>SARS
China
>Measles
Asia(middle east)
>Yellow fever
Africa
>Dengue
America
>Polio
Africa
>Leprosy
Africa or Asia(middle east)
>Zika
Africa
>Dysentery
America
>Rabies
Asia(middle east)
>Syphilis
America
>Chlamydia
Africa
>Gonorrhea
Asia(middle east)
>Herpes
Africa

>DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE
OPEN
Last Updated: Mar 9, 2020 at 10:00 a.m. EDT
24,287.22
-1,577.56 (-6.10%)
PREVIOUS CLOSE
25,864.78

>FUTURE MARKETS
Italy (-10.77%) Australia (-10.81%) Brazil (-9.91%) Poland (-7.90%) UK (-7.44%) Singapore (-7.48%) Austria (-7.42%) Spain (-7.33%) France (-7.34%) Germany (-7.37%) Netherlands (-7.08%) S. Africa (-6.49%) India (-6.23%) China (-5.96%) USA (-5.93%) Switzerland (-5.25%) Russia (-5.24%) H. Kong (-4.95%) S. Korea (-4.06%) Japan (-3.67%) Taiwan (-3.02%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (0.00%)

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BASED VATTERLAND! 1152 cases WITH 0 DEATHS; WHEN HAS A COUNTRY EVER BEEN SO BASED?

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0 cases here, Kosovo that is

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Maybe 400,000-2 million infected in Tokyo. Can 10,000 pneumonia deaths go unnoticed as just old people dying?

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This is getting scary guys. Check this post from an italian doctor. Young people on ECMO. And even if you survive interstitial pneumonia, it permanently ruins your lungs

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WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!

DATS RITE. DEM WHITBOIS CAUSED DA BLACK PLAGUE.

ALMOST THERE....

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>his ancestors were too dumb to domesticate animals and thus had 0 immunities
KEK

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THE BEAR WILL LEAVE ITS CAVE FOREVER

GET READY FOR WORLDWIDE JAPANIFICATION

SAVINGS ACCOUNT GIVING -2%/YR

MAX CREDIT CARDS

CLOWN WORLD FULL OVERDRIVE - GO!

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>WHO CONFERENCE IN 51 MINUTES
WHO CONFERENCE IN 51 MINUTES

I heard that when old people living alone in Tokyo dies it may take weeks before the neighbors figure out that they are gone. So maybe everyone should consider that in mind when looking at the figures.

TRADING WAS HALTED IN RECORD TIME
FED PUMP BARELY DID ANYTHING
IS OVER THE ORANGE KILLED THE ECONOMY IN ONE
FUCKING
TERM

Community spread confirmed in Sweden

FEDS ARE DESPERATELY DOING CPR TO BRING THE MARKET BACK FROM THE DEAD

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One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.

But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal.

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>0 cases here, Kosovo that is
you can't start inventing countries now
Serbia already has 1 case

>finland +10 today
Guys it's fucking accelerating

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Dump it! Check them

Are construction respirators good? It says it filters organic vapours.

Non-whites are a disease in itself.

BASED

>Spherix (NASDAQ:SPEX) announces the execution of an exclusive option agreement with UMBC for the technology in the patent for "Methods of Treating Coronavirus Infection.

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they will declare pandemic

Italy's numbers should arrive in 3 hours, prediction: 8865 cases and 506 deaths. Also

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youtube.com/watch?v=RlxrccYb7XM

WHO UPDATE SOON
LET'S SEE THAT NIGGER TEDROS TRYING TO WRIGGLE FROM THIS CRASH

I-I'M DROOPING!

This is getting scary now? Where the fuck were you during Jackie Yas Forums? Motherfucker, we have known this, and fuck all the normies who blew this off as a China problem but then didn't close borders.

Yeah what a big fucking surprise this all is.

youtube.com/watch?v=WyK7lX4sk0c

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TEDROS TEARS INCOMING

If Serbia owned Kosova they would living in here right now.

a random adeptus mechanicusfag ITT?

Slovakia has closed down schools in some regions, they are saying manufacturing plants will be next

Also we are getting scary af text messages from the Ministry of Health

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Nuke China
Destroy the eternal yellow nigger

TANKS IN 30 MINUTES

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any community spread?

Were we this panicked about ebola? I'm beginning to become concerned. I took a break from pol for probably a year because it was making me paranoid. I came back about a week ago out of worry for corona-chan. Last week it was 50/50 nothingburger or happening. Now it's all happenings.

>60 cases yesterday
>Only 35 today
Are we the only big nation who has this under control?

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LEVEL 2 CIRCUIT BREAKING BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LET'S GO ALL WAY

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let’s keep it corona related here there’s a sticky if you want to post pink wojaks

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Today's drop is going to be biblical
Italy is even worse off, they're down 10%

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>Bu-But the media says that it's just a flu !

The ebola panic was surpassed a month ago.

>we
gtfo newfag

no, you need particulate filters P2/P3 + protection goggles

I think white people can get corona

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P3 and CBRN filters only.

Tedris is a fellow doomer desu

COOFER IS YESTERDAY
DROOPER IS TODAY

Oh fuck who clanked

Feeling comfy in my room guys! ~
I'm all prepped and ready :D

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>dat pic
fukken saved

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It's so far past ebola for so long lmao

If it hits -7% again will it trigger another circuit breaker again?

how many recovered?

I did. I can think the hospital system can surge 2500 extra deaths before raising eyebrows, and it would take weeks to communicate the problem around and to the media. I can also see 5000 dead alone in apartments, especially if it happens all in the same 10 period suddenly.
So for about two weeks or three I could see 5000-10000 hidden deaths, which would not get tested for COVID naturally, but also which wouldn't raise any alarm bells.
But after than nah.

>they would living in here right now
they do

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H-H-H-ES NOT WHITE HES SOME KIND OF ALBINO

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What do you think, user? Are we being told the truth or is the Crown protecting its own interests?

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Death to the (((economy)))
Death to the ZOG
Death to Pissrael
Death to nigger
Death to trannies
Death to jannies
Death to kikes
Death to spooks

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Where can i see market crash is there any stream or something?

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>THE ORANGE KILLED THE ECONOMY IN ONE FUCKING TERM
... excellent.

I saw the one you posted two threads back and re-did it because it's a great idea and it looks cool, I just did the blue version of it

Tits and dick or GTFO

metro.co.uk/2020/03/09/number-uk-coronavirus-cases-rises-46-319-12371425/
46 as of now actually user.

I don't know how, the government is doing literally nothing to contain this. Came off a flight yesterday, 0 checks even if you're coming in from Italy. That means if we're not fucked now, we will be later.

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE VACCINOLI

How large is this Virus in microns and how "heavy" is it? I need sources please.

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Not sure what your countries standards is. Our country is ANSI/OSHA standards which protect from concrete dust containing silica. Look up whatever regulatory body governs PPE for bare minimum mask protection

Hospitalized? Recovered?

That's 13%, that's the level 2 circuit breaker. level 3 is at 20%

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Shit meme, just let it die

>smallpox
>black plague

She's right, tho.

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Reminder: at a minimum today's cases represent two weeks ago, and 2-5 doublings can occur in that time.

>tested
My entire house is sick with corona but NHS refuses to test probably to keep infection numbers down. I estimate true infection numbers are 100x reported.

It’s not bad enough to cause sudoku just yet

IMAGINE DOW AFTER WHO FINALLY ADMIT A PANDEMIC

youtube.com/watch?v=In5TFCcF8uI

Martin Shkreli is live streaming it from prison as we speak

DEATH TO GLOBAL USURY

Checked and based.

>Israel and worldwide jews at this exactly moment :
youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU

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I can't believe the stock market is fucking dead

thank you, was too dumb to do it proper

I know but since it went above 7% will it trigger it again?

Just go to the NYSE and look up, plenty of streamers there

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Watching gloomtube, this is the chat
>not the boomerinos retirement funds
>oh no not the heckin mcmansionorinos
>not the heckin good stockies
Virus please wipe out these stale memes

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Is Canada safe? Torn between more prep or embracing it.

>that doubz get
witnessed for Corona-chan.

post source pls

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Why would you be worried?

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POST MORE TANKS IN ITALY

Unironically based

>the government is doing literally nothing to contain this
>literally nothing
>Came off a flight yesterday
>flight yesterday.

KYS now and stop the spread.

That would be undoubtedly the most basedest stream. Possibly even redpilled.

The german boomer was white.

Whats the matter, one circuit not enough ?
Another drop for you.

No. Depends on city though. You should safely assume the entire provinces of B.C. and Ontario are fucked.

if there was that many infected people would be dropping on the streets you stupid dancing monkey

>Is Canada safe?
user...

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Please stay safe.

Those bog standard face masks that chinks wear don't do anything to prevent infection, do they?

Nowhere is safe.

The stock market doesn't seem to be really healthy.

Ty. These are p3.

No, best bet is gas mask with correct filters, at the very least you should have n95 masks

Write it here in Slovak so at least we can have a chuckle

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t. boomer

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MAP IT' SDOWN WTF WTF
MAP IS DOWN
gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6
WTFWTF

I live in small town Kansas. Our store shelves are still full. I'm hoping we can ride this out. But wichita is only half hour away. Fuck

>Why contain it?

No they just stop you from touching your mouth.

Guise the doomer thing. That was so 7 weeks ago. You always knew you were in clown world? Why are you fighting it?

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>started playing The Division again
>while also watching The Strain
Who else comfy boys?

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>Slovenia 23 in a couple of days
>Croatia 12 in two weeks

ARE WE DOING SOMETHING WRONG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?????

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Markets in the shit. Virus killing everyone. We're all fucked now. I'm going to go finger my own asshole while I jerk off and then drink a whole bottle of scotch.

What makes you say that?

youre a fucking weeb but thats a sweet ass set up ngl

b-but it's just a flu bro

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ROBINHOOD IS DOWN AGAIN
>ROBINHOOD IS DOWN AGAIN
ROBINHOOD IS DOWN AGAIN
>ROBINHOOD IS DOWN AGAIN

PRESS D TO DAB ON ZOOMERS
>PRESS D TO DAB ON ZOOMERS
PRESS D TO DAB ON ZOOMERS
>PRESS D TO DAB ON ZOOMERS

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Why stop now?

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If I dont fight I feel like something is winning over me. It makes me incredibly angry.

The smallest particles are 0.06 microns, and the largest are 0.14 microns.

the past outbreaks SARS,swine flu,ebola,2008 crisis didnt trigger this much assfuckery on the global economy.

how this NothingBurger did it?

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np user, you gave me the idea

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>Only 35 new cases in the UK today
>Virus being contained
Good luck losers

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The P* word. Say it ain’t so? This will crash the stock markets.

>Were we this panicked about ebola?
No. It's not an exaggeration to say that no living human has seen anything remotely close to the response that this virus is getting. Whether or not you believe me, and whether or not they're going to admit it, around the world each major government is currently prepping for an absolute worst-of-the-worst 30% of humanity dead by 2021, 60% of it dead by 2025. Make absolutely zero mistake. What we are seeing now is the beginning of the end for mankind.

People think the virus is bad now? Give it some time. This isn't something that's just going to go away or become a non-threat like Ebola eventually became. This is something that will eventually infect every single living human on the planet, something that /cannot be cured/, and something that is similar to herpes in that it will keep coming back weeks/months/years after showing no outward signs.

By 2021, estimates are 70-90% of the human population will have contracted this. By 2022 we'll start to see the actual long term effects of this. People are excited to make it through the issues now, but when the virus will permanently weaken your body each time it flares up, it's only a matter of time before an overwhelming majority of us bite the bullet in one way or another. Humanity will be lucky to make it to 2025 with the same lifestyle that we're living now.

See, the thing is, the panic hasn't really even hit yet. You got people that are panic buying, but the real fear hasn't started. The global supplies just stopped last week. Stores and warehouses still have another month or so of supplies. But once that's out? Once there's no resuppling? Once the entire world has basically locked itself off from one another in terms of trade? That's when the panic sets in. That's when people start to die because they didn't prep well enough and didn't store enough food so they literally starve. Until they snap, and become very dangerous.

>started playing The Division again
same here user, i've seen some funny parallels, especially if you listen to the echos or phonecalls, with people downplaying it has a simple flu.

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The standard surgical masks only prevent sick people from spreading it as much. N95 (ffp2) respirators work as long as you follow proper decontamination procedures when you remove it.

NEXT DIP IN AN HOUR
FUCKING SELL RIGHT NOW YOU RETARDS

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You should pray to God for forgiveness in case Coronachan claims you. Take the christ pill, user.

AHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAA
t. use Robin hood for minor trades

this is exponential growth, see also this 3blue1brown vid:
youtube.com/watch?v=Kas0tIxDvrg

dutchfags: friendly reminder that our timeline is two weeks behind Italy's, so you know what's coming

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>monkey
WTF?

How would you know if people are dropping, it's illegal to video strangers and also drunks are on the floor all the time.

>OH GOD
OH GOD
>OH GOD
OH GOD
>OH GOD
ITS BEGINNING THE END TIMES ARE ENCROACHING

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How much of a bad idea is to travel to countries with low cases of corona?

Prices are getting cheap and my town is relatively safe for now.

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Worst flu so far

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A diet of nothingburgers perhaps? Or could it be the just a flu going that is going around town?

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The map is perfectly fine here, however it's still showing only one real-ish number which is the number of bodies the Chinese have cremated to starve the crows.
>110,000
Sounds about right, 20 standard crematoriums in wuhan plus about 40 mobile trucks, what, 100 a day at best?

They're more like dust masks since they all live inside of clouds of smog.

Dang ole drumf an his orangness. Fukn had ta meet wif dem yellers and coof.
Caused a collar mix we aint never seen bifore an are immune systems weren't ready fer it

Retard

this cant be real

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ok i guess browser is shitting itself

Don't forget climate change. Just because a German autist says it's real doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

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got a link?

だめー! コロナちゃん、やめてー!

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assmad gen xer pls go and stay go

kek
outdated pasta

no shit

>If
Kek

MAMA MIA

19 here
Worried about being asymptomatic or catching it on the following days
If infected how hard will it hit me?

Czech'ed.
And most importantly, death to Jewnited States of Dumbfuckistan

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don't forget the goggles, mate, the virus can enter the body through the conjunctive

The whole cheap flight thing is a ploy to get the virus to spread more

I'm afraid of believing this and ending up disappointed

show hormonized tits and dick

after last time you deserve it if you still use them

If you get into any kind of a metal tube at this point you deserve to get sick and die

Isn't Russia the bear though?

>outdated pasta
>>pasta
>>that I literally just typed out
I believe the phrase is
"take your meds, schizo".

>Only 5 cases in my shithole country
>stocks already depleted

>REMINDER
Useful prep list anons put together
pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs

I fear here in India they are not testing enough and the deaths from severe cases are being ascribed to the common diseases the older patients usually suffer from.

It was the market all along

Everyone's saying it only kills boomers but I hang out with a lot of boomers who already have one foot in the grave so this sucks dick guys

Hey OP, Finland has 33 confirmed cases right now.

Bruh it's 46...
metro.co.uk/2020/03/09/number-uk-coronavirus-cases-rises-46-319-12371425/

You live in a One-Product country and the Saudis just bent you over and fucked you straight up the ass
While I hate Globohomo, if I were you I'd coof on your FSB boss and run home aned hide.
Youre fucking fucked Petra

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I live here, can confirm, come and get us death goddess. At least kick the coastal shits in the teeth.

Russia is the red herring as always

There are lots. Hell the transmission via money report that was out a week or so ago really hit home with replaying the division

Source

What is the link for this chart?

HAHAHAAHAHA
THAT DAMN BRIT

>it's illegal to video strangers
source?

You'll probably be ok but there are young people that need to be put on mechanical ventilators to stay alive and if you live through that your lungs will be perma fucked

When's the WHO stream?

"most cases" linked to northern italy. Whatever that means.

This can't be happening!

>Three new corona infections detected in Central Finland, confirmed today ten cases.

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japantoday.com/category/features/5-cultural-tips-for-taking-photos-in-japan

30 min

Still lower than yesterday, we have it under control

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Just over 30
youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q

Source?

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It was pretty incredible how people just said it's nuffin for so long when it was self evident that when more than half of China is affected the economy will eat shit.

live from Milano prison: youtube.com/watch?v=IHaHz11NzhE
refugees walking on the roof.

I shall take that as high praise

I hope none of you dumb niggers went to work today.

>stock market going back up
Fuck what a nothingburger. This board gives my hopes up too much

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I'm going to do my own thing then to prevent it, wouldn't like to play and gamble with a bioweapon, besides, this shithole is going to blow up.
Any cases where someone was able to walk it off?

live corona prison riot
youtube.com/watch?v=lDtkB5YSdkI

What's the best way to cry without anyone noticing?

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Pic Sauce?

20 billion will be infected by summer.

google.com/amp/s/bergamo.corriere.it/notizie/cronaca/20_marzo_07/coronavirus-bergamo-medico-humanitas-facebook-situazione-drammatica-altro-che-normale-influenza-4fdf6866-6088-11ea-8d61-438e0a276fc4_amp.html

>"B-but free health care is a bad idea, muh NHS isn't what it used to be"
>Already contained
>Max comfy
>Going to get my free titty skittles
God bless living in a first world country with a developed health care system

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italian doctor leading the fight against corona confirmed a 12% of ALL INFECTED absolutely require ICU. case fatality rate if this virus is going to be higher than 12% (greater than 60% of those intubated end up dying). all ages are coming in to ICU now.
>full hospitals incoming
>12% of world population to die incoming
>collapse of all economies incoming
>regular curable disease and reparable injuries to become fatal with no hospital services
>this will rocket up total dead way beyond 12% of world pop
>R-0 of this virus is sky high
it has been a pleasure boys.
>total civilization collapse in May-June

video on this page:
nrk.no/norge/ny-risikovurdering-for-koronaviruset-legges-fram-1.14934597

>start video at 14:03:00
can anyone download the video for sage keeping?

>archive link (video is still live streaming)
archive.is/6Wjni

allready 8 new cases today here

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-egypt/egypt-reports-death-of-german-national-its-first-from-coronavirus-idUSKBN20V0UR

Here, he was a German firefighter from Hamburg on Holidays in Egypt. And no, he wasn't an Achmed.

Days not over pal.

The key takeaway, is that this is just the beginning. People don't realize that this is going to become a yearly thing, and rather than it being "flu season" it's going to be "covid19 season".

The other important thing is that there's no cure, and there will likely never be a cure, and if there is it's still 10+ years down the road. There's preventative stop gaps, and there's treatments to counter effect the symptoms, but there's no actual /cure/.

You either die, or you live long enough for the virus to burn itself out and go dormant in your system. Those are the two outcomes of this. And at the rate it's already mutating, there's a good chance that the Covid19 we're dealing with today will be drastically different from the 'Covid19' we deal with in a year from now.

We're completely and utterly fucked. The only reason it's not worldwide panic already is because the governments of the world are doing the smart thing and trying to downplay this, even though it's literally a man-made bio weapon designed to "naturally" cull the overcrowded human population on the planet that was never meant to be released.

I assure you we do not, the NHS got cucked for years by Tory austerity. Only so long before they are over capacity bro.

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>Literally WHO?!

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3 new cases in colombia (2 Bogotá, 1 Medellín)
I will continue to report the situation here

into your elbow, pretend you're coughing

When do we get to laugh at the people who said it was a nothingburger?

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This is all Trumps fault. The democrats were right when they said millions will die because of Trump.

It's getting scary just now? Dude, have you been living under a rock? We've seen the very same scenes in Wuhan, then Qom, and now it's Milan. In 2 weeks it will be NRW in Germany, and Vienna. 4 weeks, and it'll look the same in the US.

It was predictable.

20 billions of your neurons maybe.

OFFICIAL FIGURES ESTIMATE 40 FUCKING PERCENT OF MY COUNTRY'S POPULATION TO GET THIS SHIT
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THEY RUN TESTS AT AIRPORTS, WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T THEY CANCELED ST PATRICK'S DAY YET, WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY REFUSING TO EXPLICITLY SAY WHERE THE VIRUS IS OTHER THAN THE EXTREMELY VAGUE PHRASE "THE EAST OF THE COUNTRY", WHY THE FUCK AM I COUGHING

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Serbia already has one case, what do you mean?

Based

They don't look that white. What gives?

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Inna train as we speak

Gotta get into some of that 8.2bn alotted for research.

screencapped

i.imgur.com/Szn4WTK.mp4

i.imgur.com/Szn4WTK.mp4

HAPPENING HAPPENING

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Perhaps the bears were just the markets we crashed along the way

Don't wipe tears.

Checked for truth

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I can assure you, it will infect every country just like China, it's already here and already far out of control

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The chinks have literally murdered us all. They should have been exterminated in the 1940s

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ONLY you rich mfs are worryed, we broke people are just waiting for the end.

This will be today's main update, it's highly unlikely that there will be more than a few extra cases added today

Taking a shit rn and it really stinks more than usual. Do I have corona? Should I post a pic?