How do I get a gf like this

how do I get a gf like this

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>nose ring
Cringe.

Why?

Fast until lean
Get your malocclusion treated and/or your palate expanded
Stick to carnivore diet for rest of life
Start powerlifting

Any British high street on a Friday/Saturday night.

>she

Why do you want that? She looks like she fucks niggers.

disgusting.

hang out at bars

nose ringS
ugh even worse user

Just have low standards and put yourself out there, user

Tender, bars. Be funny and don't be a cuck. Don't be dumb and get your feelings involved

Just be born attractive

>One Post
Anyone posting after this is a faggot

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Trashy whores are all over the place. High concentrations of them in cities. Just talk to them.

Bet her pussy smells like paint

hot

i think OP was into the fact that she'd probably let you fuck her in the ass without an issue.

I dunno, have you tried a trailer park?

>teenager
>gray hair
why do they do this? ive been going gray since i was 19 and i hated every second of it since. ive never once dyed my hair though
>t salt and pepper my whole life

The septum is gross, but a nostril stud is super cute. Even the Bible mentions it as an adornment of beauty.

Walk around with like $1000 dollars in cash buying drinks and girls like this will unironically take turns riding your dick with their friends.

Smoking? Nah, man.

> drunk
> smoker
> skinny fat
quite a catch bro.

Just means she knows she will never have a ring on her finger

Everybody is entitled to a good face regardless of parents, just like everybody is entitled to having 2 eyes.
Ugly people are like that due to environmental causes: untreated malocclusions since young, mouthbreathing, shitty diet with soft high-carb foods and no meat.
Stop thinking it's all genetics.

> nose ring
> smokes
> drinks

Set a low bar did ya
Stop worshipping women

Photoshop the beer away and place the pussy

I can tell that her pussy smells good.

>nose ring
>smoking
>drinking
>whoreish pose and no bra
Absolutely not based and incredibly bluepilled

Fuck off with your bible you backward ass KIKE

Have a penis that is black in color. White women seem to love that.

Try the social sciences faculty at UIO
judging by the amount of metal on her face and her lewdness she's probably a man-hating feminist and already in a relationship with nine or more black guys.

She's going to pile the weight on, user
But so will you too if you're with her, so I guess you can get old drunk and fat together

>Smoker
thats a big ol pass from me

Go to tha pub and me a drink ya fucken cheap cunt.

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what now phaggot

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>flag
If I ever want to go window shopping for a tranny hooker, I'll ask for your advice, pagan faggot.

learn to surf, and stop giving a shit about women.

Why would you want a gf that smokes? Shit's fucking gross.

Nobody is entitled to jack shit user, and no, genetics are the biggest factor here, there are some things not the highest quality food or practices from birth could fix.

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I have a norwegian girlfriend whos an alcoholic and druggie but the sex is heaven paradise
shes also clingy to me which is a plus
I'm white (not what Yas Forums means by white) Egyptian

1. Go to a brothel
2. Ask for the cheapest slut they have
3. Ask how much it costs to take home
4. Pay
5. Slap and give cocaine on a daily basis to keep in line

That's how.

Boom. These people dont understand this my Angloid cousin.

Mutts law.

looks so unhealthy

I bet she's a beast in bed. If only there was source...

>4. Pay
newfag

Do these chicks think the makeup made them hot? I had to watch the video 3 times before I realized what they were even getting at.

Thread a hook through the end of your worm and cast it off, thirsty thots like this are abundant.
She’d be so much more attractive if she didn’t drink and smoke.

Literally every slut looks and acts like this

Wait until she becomes a single mother.

>yfw you notice the only cute one got exterminated

thats gross, but you need to dead lift, and do squats. and cut down on the fapping. make money

I love these webms, eye opening shit.

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Your picture is proving me right, those women are ugly because their maxilla grew downwards instead of forwards.
Ugly people are ugly because of a shitty lifestyle that they followed when young. It's a hard pill to swallow so I understand if you want to keep coping with the genetics meme

Like a lamb to the slaughter

I dunno I guess I take your picture and post randomly as you

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what about oats, dyel?

I didn't say you should, but that's how to.

Or go to war with her pimp. Either way you pay.

>thinking you need to lift / that lifting is attractive to women.

Peak attractiveness to women is slim dudes.

>cute one
Which one was that again?

That's true until there's a guy in your same room who lifted and he's going to mog you into another dimension.

nah somewhat fit but not too steroid deadlifting looking fags
most girls like touching abs and abs slamming their pussies

how did she make her nose narrower?
which one disappeared? If you think she's fugly, that's ok, but your question is pointless, because you had the answer in my post.

start mewing now.

based egyptian akhi

here
> use the "Modern life Relationship formula"
>You (any race) + $$$ + chad physical features = %90 win
>You (any race) + chad physical features = %80 win
>You (any race) + $$$ = %71 to %75 win
>You + your race = fuck off

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Literal witchcraft

That's basically the spitting image of my wife, plus a nose ring and a cigarette.

My guess to find a girl like her would be Vancouver Island.

>A saggy titted, alcoholic, smoker gf with fake blonde hair.

Idk bro why not the local trailer park

Leave the basement for starters

>sniff sniff

I could get a girl like that by lowering my standards.