TRADING HALTED
STOCKMARKET BLOODBATH ITS HAPPENING
GUH
NUKES LAUNCHED. Wait no save the fuel.
post yfw
How long until they start trading again?
when does trading resume
NEVER BUY STOCK...ever again until
There is Hiring and Buying American first.
Manufacturing returns to the United States.
Corporations pay their fair share in revenue and return the 2.3 Trillion tax cut.
All revenue collected from the US government goes to support Americans first.
Closing of the United States border until the nearly 1/4 of Americans living at or near poverty level ends and the millions of Homeless Americans find safe and affordable housing.
>muh free market
>oh no people are selling, HALT THE MARKET
Explain yourself, capitalists
Markets open in 2 minutes.... 9:49am EST.
WHAT'S GOING ON IS THE RESULT OF SATAN
AND EVERYONE WHO'S ON HIS SIDE, LOSING
THEIR WAR AGAINST GOD.
No
OHHH BOY
stupid incel pantie sniffing punks
I am 62 and traded the markets for 40 years
buy the dip! there's blood in the streets
i put $1MM to work today in VOO
i been here.. seen this.. you kids who sweat need to 1) get laid and 2) get balls
10minutes
GET KILLED FOR GOD
GO TO HEAVEN
I am just about finished schooling for programming. I'll capitalize off of a career from all the dead programmer nerds. How do I capitalize off of complete economic collapse; starting from nothing? Thanks guys, can't wait to be a billionaire.
Who cares?
kek
>never put your money into the economy until it has even more government interference.
>free market
>b-but we need to halt it when it's too scary
Modern world is such a meme
ICBMs use anhydrous ammonia fuel.
the stock market has been fake and gay for the last 12 years anyway
The ride down continues
Free enterprise and the stock market were a mistake
Good. Launch them all.
Why?
OH JESUS ITS DOWN 2000 POINTS
Yeah honestly this is only going to make it worse.
It’s not like halting trading effects the value of the stocks, best case scenario you can argue it’s just keeping people from panic selling but to be honest I don’t think that pausing the market will actually keep that from happening
Start by slowing down on the BBCs. Limit it to 10 in your ass, 21 in your mouth per week.
Gradually reduce the digits until you suck less than 11 niggerdicks and take less than 5 BBCs up your ass per week.
Eventually ween off the BBC and start replacing it with dildos.
Oh fugg i need more toilet paper :DDDD
its just a flu bro
It’s not a free market. Nobody agrees it’s a free market. Whether a free market is any better is another argument. You’ll still get the franchise wars either way and small businesses will still get fucked
Holy fuck with that Yahoo shill shit
Buy high sell low
NEVER BUY STOCK...ever again until
There is Hiring and Buying American first.
Manufacturing returns to the United States.
Corporations pay their fair share in revenue and return the 2.3 Trillion tax cut.
All revenue collected from the US government goes to support Americans first.
Closing of the United States border until the nearly 1/4 of Americans living at or near poverty level ends and the millions of Homeless Americans find safe and affordable housing.
>dont tread on me flag
>2.3 trillion taxes, gov should close borders..
user I dont think youre using the right flag
It's the right flag.
The market literally CANNOT be halted. All that happens now is, during the break, everyone sells. Then when it goes live again, half of those sell orders (or more) can't be filled with opposite buy orders.
Price keeps plunging and many sellers are unable to sell, as they would be if it was just left live. So even though trading 'stops', the freefall is still happening and the break has no real effect except more panic.
All US Equity future and option markets will resume trading at 08:49:13 CT with daily limits expanded to 13 percent.
That’s anti capitalist. Anti American.
WILL THIS PRECIPITATE THE RACE WAR
And anti semitic too.
No, it’s not. Every one of the things you listed happens in a free market, and not one of them can be prevented without government intervention.
You’re a closet socialist. Just admit it.
No one says we live in a free market stop falling for memes
The government supported all that.
It's nice to see pol is finally waking up to the fact that capitalism is an anti white system.
And who payed them to do that?
Could it be that the ACTUAL government is billionaire capitalists who buy off congressman and impose laws that cement their places as monopolies? There is no such thing as democracy under capitalism. And then you can just say “it’s not real free market” but that’s the thing. The free market destroys itself with its own contradictions.
What you are witnessing is socialism for the rich and rugged individualism for the poor.
Halted for 15 minutes
Is it halted rn? Why is it going up then?
ITS BOTTOMED OUT BUY BUY BUY TIME TO INVEST IN UBER
No it's not halted
it's a dip you memes
C for CRUSH
NOOOOOOOOOOOO ALL THE INDICES ARE RECOVERING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
...
Did you invest in Monkey Food, Brazil user?
But I'm seeing the dow going up. It just surged a percent.
Nothing burger confirmed.
Didn't we have this thread like a week ago?
>Manufacturing returns to the United States.
Capitalists outsource their labor because third world labor is cheaper.
>There is Hiring and Buying American first.
Same shit. Immigrants will work harder for less. Boosts production and GDP but it sells out the natives as a cost.
>Corporations pay their fair share in revenue and return the 2.3 Trillion tax cut.
Really now? Do I really even need to explain?
If we even did as much as forcing corporations to allow the workers to elect people to the board, all of this would change.
C is for SELL SELL SELL DONT BUY
have faith, brother
they'll all get what they fucking deserve in the end
>halt and inject trillions
>dead cat bounce only lasts a few minutes
Buy CRISPR tech
Digits and the DOW closes at 10% lose.
>eeh sohlde?
roll
I have R$5k in some diverse fund, I just hope they bought gold because I was too lazy to pull out
Roll
Fuck you Texas and fuck your lonestar beer
RIP
11%
One word: "kikes".
Let it BURN!
Rosneft announced 300k extra barrels per day
roll for 20% halted
We've seen the bottom, if you didn't start buying at 9:49am you're just throwing money away.
should I care if I own no stocks?
I can't keep up.
I NEED SOMEONE TO FEED ME IN BABY TERMS WHATS HAPPENING
Depends, do you live in Texas or work for Elon Musk?
It will close at a -69% lose
Holy my fucking stocks make it stop!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
ROBINHOOD IS DOWN AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.
I work at a pizza place.
Shalom
thread theme
That's Chile, you fucking tard
Boomers eat less pizza>someone’s job gets cut
Big stock drops = Big lay offs.
Tesla is getting fucking ruined and Texans that work in oil will be in breadlines by the end of the week.
Oil production is up. That means anyone with money in oil stocks or oil futures is getting murdered. Because people are retarded, everyone else is panic-selling random shit that won't be affected. Meanwhile Big Ag, anything that gets transported on a truck boat or plane, and manufacturing is going to see their profits soar, which means that all the retards selling stocks in those things are going to get Europoor while the people buying them while prices are low will become rich and be able to buy all the premium sexbots they want to keep them company while the flu kills a few old people who were dead anyway from falling and breaking their hips.
Why yes I bought the dip. How did you know?
sshhhhh...there is no need to be upset
STOP BUYING YOU FAGGOTS!
So is this another recession thingybob or is this just some crappy non happening
>bear grills in Wuhan
based
Good, will give me an excuse to go in the woods. Only reason I haven't yet is because of my shitty job.
Guys, do you remember the 11/3 panic with seattle?
What if 3/11 was meant?
>tfw might finally be able to afford a house after all this is over
LET THE MARKETS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOR
It was the 8/11 lol
Hyped up nothing
It's free in the sense that you're free to purchase and liquidate within the strict confines of the conglomerate of central banks which control the entire financial economy.
Just like you're free to speak your mind as long as you don't say naughty things, and are free to associate with any group or any organisation as long as it doesn't oppose the establishment.
ah well, it makes a change from crying over the coronabug