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ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING

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It's halted.

Happening has been rescheduled for ..... next week.

lost 1k today woohoo

10 minutes faggot

You mean rescheduled for 10 minutes now?

Happening will be resuming shortly, stock markets have been halted for 15 mins

It's going all the way to -20% TODAY

A DREIDEL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

SELLSELLSELLSELLSELL

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Its fucking over for America.

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Buy the dip

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Dammit. I need to go to bed but this is too intense to leave.

biggest crash in history after black tuesday and 2008?

>$10 /barrel
If I don't see petrol under $1/litre I will personally invade a country.

checked
indeed

should i sell all my european debt? what do you think?

It can only go down 20% at which point it will be halted.
This means it can never hit rock bottom zero.
No amount of panic can stop these markets!
Eternally above zero!
Take that Panic Fags!

u guys are fucking idiots go outside you privilege fucks get a job

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unironically

LOOK! ITS GOING DOWN!

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Buy the dip, dummies. Only going one way after the world gets over it’s bullshit media-fuelled panic about this new flu.

BUY THE DIP ALREADY

Lad, it has been 15 minutes.

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Red is my favorite color.

Oh god we are fucked. It hasnt even begun

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AAAAAAAAAA IM COOOOOMING

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Jobs are for normies. We make money in other ways.

>Crypto getting btfo out Yahoo finance
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3 minutes until reopen
Second circuit breaker triggered within 1 minute

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DUMP WHILE YOU CAN ITS OVER

You're going to love this, trust me. What you're seeing now is my normal DOW state.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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so fuckin what?
i thought leftist's big claim is that 'the stonk market isn't main street' or whatever gay shit they say. so why do they care what happens?

THE COPING
HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

Who's ready for one meal a day and living in a house with at least 10 other people for the next 6 years

If I go and withdraw all my money from the bank as soon as they open, will they try and stop me? Will banks even open? I have a feeling the answer is 'yes' and 'no' because they don't want to make the situation worse and have bank runs on top of that. Someone please tell me otherwise.

my prediction was -19% and I'm well on track

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Exactly. On track to be worse than the great depression.

HERE WE GOOOOOOO

Now this is a collapse

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my thoughts lad

2 mins nigha.

Gold is holding well. Go up dammit~

Finally a real happening. Never thought I'd live to see the day.

Europe going bellow -8% on US news now ahahah it's over it's all over now Italy is -11%

There is no sleep, I just downed a large dare, there's plenty more markets to crash after this, we must observe the happening.

and lose money in big and beautiful ways

Pakistanis are way ahead of us in this

same, i got straight fountains goin

Maybe not worse than the GD but bad.

Im a landlord, I hope man

HERE WE GO

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LETS GO LADS! GET HYPE! BOOMERS GETTING FUCKED, ALL THEIR WEALTH WILL BE DESTROYED.

We millenials gamers will jump into the markets at all time lows and when the housing markets collapse as well we will be able to afford kick ass property. THEN WE CAN BECOME THE LANDLORD!!

RISE UP!! PRAISE KEK!

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ROUND 2 NOW

This.

BREAK ALL THE CIRCUITS

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Burn baby burn!

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