ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
>ITS HAPPENING
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It's halted.
Happening has been rescheduled for ..... next week.
lost 1k today woohoo
10 minutes faggot
You mean rescheduled for 10 minutes now?
Happening will be resuming shortly, stock markets have been halted for 15 mins
It's going all the way to -20% TODAY
A DREIDEL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
SELLSELLSELLSELLSELL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Its fucking over for America.
Buy the dip
Dammit. I need to go to bed but this is too intense to leave.
biggest crash in history after black tuesday and 2008?
>$10 /barrel
If I don't see petrol under $1/litre I will personally invade a country.
checked
indeed
should i sell all my european debt? what do you think?
It can only go down 20% at which point it will be halted.
This means it can never hit rock bottom zero.
No amount of panic can stop these markets!
Eternally above zero!
Take that Panic Fags!
u guys are fucking idiots go outside you privilege fucks get a job
unironically
LOOK! ITS GOING DOWN!
Buy the dip, dummies. Only going one way after the world gets over it’s bullshit media-fuelled panic about this new flu.
BUY THE DIP ALREADY
Lad, it has been 15 minutes.
Red is my favorite color.
Oh god we are fucked. It hasnt even begun
AAAAAAAAAA IM COOOOOMING
Jobs are for normies. We make money in other ways.
>Crypto getting btfo out Yahoo finance
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3 minutes until reopen
Second circuit breaker triggered within 1 minute
DUMP WHILE YOU CAN ITS OVER
You're going to love this, trust me. What you're seeing now is my normal DOW state.
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so fuckin what?
i thought leftist's big claim is that 'the stonk market isn't main street' or whatever gay shit they say. so why do they care what happens?
THE COPING
HAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Who's ready for one meal a day and living in a house with at least 10 other people for the next 6 years
If I go and withdraw all my money from the bank as soon as they open, will they try and stop me? Will banks even open? I have a feeling the answer is 'yes' and 'no' because they don't want to make the situation worse and have bank runs on top of that. Someone please tell me otherwise.
my prediction was -19% and I'm well on track
Exactly. On track to be worse than the great depression.
HERE WE GOOOOOOO
Now this is a collapse
my thoughts lad
2 mins nigha.
Gold is holding well. Go up dammit~
Finally a real happening. Never thought I'd live to see the day.
Europe going bellow -8% on US news now ahahah it's over it's all over now Italy is -11%
There is no sleep, I just downed a large dare, there's plenty more markets to crash after this, we must observe the happening.
and lose money in big and beautiful ways
Pakistanis are way ahead of us in this
same, i got straight fountains goin
Maybe not worse than the GD but bad.
Im a landlord, I hope man
HERE WE GO
LETS GO LADS! GET HYPE! BOOMERS GETTING FUCKED, ALL THEIR WEALTH WILL BE DESTROYED.
We millenials gamers will jump into the markets at all time lows and when the housing markets collapse as well we will be able to afford kick ass property. THEN WE CAN BECOME THE LANDLORD!!
RISE UP!! PRAISE KEK!
ROUND 2 NOW
This.
BREAK ALL THE CIRCUITS
Burn baby burn!