/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1790

Ladies
Gentleman
Incels
Janny (singular)
Can I get a
P A N D E M I C
A
N
D
E
M
I
C

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It's nothingburger guys.

TRADING HOLTED IN RECORD TIME
ONLY IN DRUMPFS WORLD ECONOMY THIS COULD HAPPEN
LEAVE THE CITIES
NOW

CIRCUIT BREAKER

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This isn't fun anymore. Please someone stop this.

starts in 4 minutes

Videos are popping up of wheeled tank destroyers (Centauro) in Palermo.
>Videos are popping up of wheeled tank destroyers (Centauro) in Palermo.
Videos are popping up of wheeled tank destroyers (Centauro) in Palermo.
>Videos are popping up of wheeled tank destroyers (Centauro) in Palermo.
(Maybe they have been called to deal with the prison riots)

i.imgur.com/dIHLSEd.mp4

i.imgur.com/2OoRgVX.mp4

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>literal ass hat

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>circuit breaker hit?
>pomp eet zen sell

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IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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Boomers might want to believe that there is meat in the bread and they will all gonna die.

Their retirements are being wiped out

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WE HAVE TO CLEANSE!

It here, Syndie terrorism soon

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>the bear will leave its cave forever
the bear will leave its cave forever
>the bear will leave its cave forever
the bear will leave its cave forever
>the bear will leave its cave forever
the bear will leave its cave forever
>the bear will leave its cave forever
the bear will leave its cave forever
>the bear will leave its cave forever
the bear will leave its cave forever

>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=RlxrccYb7XM

No.
Shut the fuck up.
THIS IS WHERE THE REAL FUN BEGINS
IS
WHERE
THE
REAL
FUN
BEGINS

Rolling for a billion dead mammon worshipers

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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This is it, it's finally happening.

IT'S
FINALLY
FUCKING
HAPPENING

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how long until trading resumes?

DON'T BUY THE DIP
>DON'T BUY THE DIP
DON'T BUY THE DIP
>DON'T BUY THE DIP

DON'T BUY THE DIP
>DON'T BUY THE DIP

It's the BULL TRAP

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TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

Trading resumes 9:49ET.

Going to buy some more supplies right fucking now
See you guys in the apocalypse.

It opens back up at 9:49
GET READY M8’S. THIS IS JUST THE FUCKING BEGINNING

Is this just for italy or international reports? Group link pls

2 minutes

Bloomberg Live; "We need to A C C E L E R A T E this crash so we can jump back faster and stronger"

"Do not buy this dip"

Even these Jews are now Accelerationists, we've gone Clownworld squared.

youtube.com/watch?v=dp8PhLsUcFE

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I'm with you Pajeet LARPer

>trading halted
LMAO

> LESS THAN 10 MINUTES TO FIRST CIRCUIT BREAK
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

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Where is Garry?

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Man, Yas Forums is full blown mad house right now. It's entertaining in ways few things can.

FUCK NIGGERS

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SAY P WORD RIGHT NOW OR THIS KEMONO GETS FUCKED

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>Pandemic and economic crash

Can we just elect Hitler?

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BULLS CAN JUST LITERALLY ONLY BUY ROPE FUTURES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA

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GET YOUR TOMMY GUNS AND THROW ON SOME OXFORDS BOYS

WE 1930S NOW

>Rolling for a billion dead mammon worshipers
Okay make that half a billion dead mammon worshipers and a half billion dead fags

fucking burgers put their clocks forward and I missed opening bell

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thanks mate

When will the basic groceries cost $50,000?

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Bobo's on the rampage then..

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Be gone, bot!
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Finally lads, and we are here to watch it all unfold, we'll be talking about this for decades to come.

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anyone have a CNBC link I need to watch this shit collapse live

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My university seems more concerned not with the spread of disease but with potential harassment related to the virus.

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>Was activated in seconds
holy fuckstick it's happening

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nothing burger

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TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOOWN
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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US MARKETS HALTED

REOPEN IN ONE MINUTE

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Canada

Just italy - t.me/ItaliaDailyNews
Someone else made this list:
General
— @coronavirusinfo
— @COVID19Up
— @CoronaChanNews
— @cnalatest (Singapore, but Global)

Country-focused
— @ItaliaDailyNews (Italy)
— @GermaniaPost (Germany)
— @CoronaVirus (Channel)
— @TheDutchOven (Netherlands)
— @GalliaDaily (France)
— @guardiansofhongkong (Hong Kong)
— @hknewsEng (Hong Kong)
— @TheSpanishArmy (Spain)
— @AlpinePost (Austria)
— @heidichan (switzerland)

Persian Channels:
— @Coronaviruss19
— @Iran_CoronaVirus98
— @farsna

how is the bear leaving its cave rn

>it is now "accepted" the virus will spread in a "significant way"

This is the UK Government's response

Is Bill Mitchell having an absolute mental breakdown right now?

Lads... Do I buy the dip?

marketwatch.com/story/sp-500-falls-7-triggering-temporary-stock-market-trading-halt-2020-03-09

youtube.com/watch?v=_nVk25ZvTkU

There will be no recovery.

thanks

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BULL TRAP
>3 FUNDAMENTALS RUINED
BULL TRAP
>3 FUNDAMENTALS RUINED
BULL TRAP
>3 FUNDAMENTALS RUINED
BULL TRAP
>3 FUNDAMENTALS RUINED

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Fuck the stock market

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where did this bear meme come from
i dont check Yas Forums for a couple of days and suddenly this shit is everywhere

It’s time to spam the F5 key boys

If the S&P 500 declines 7%, (208 points), trading will pause for 15 min
If declines 13%, (386 pts) trading will again pause for 15 mins
If falls 20%, (594 pts) the markets would close for the day.

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ONE MORE CIRCUIT BREAKER - ANOTHER 15 MINS
>ANOTHER AFTER THAT - CLOSED FOR DAY
ONE MORE CIRCUIT BREAKER - ANOTHER 15 MINS
>ANOTHER AFTER THAT - CLOSED FOR DAY
ONE MORE CIRCUIT BREAKER - ANOTHER 15 MINS
>ANOTHER AFTER THAT - CLOSED FOR DAY

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What website is that man? Can't seem to find it

HERE WE GO AGAIN

It's not stopping. This is nowhere near bottom.

>We need to lie out of our asses in order to prevent a panic because it's worse than a virus that will mutate to a high leathality rate
>Markets crash anyway

Why are people freaking out about this stupid little virus? Corona has been in Belgium for like a month and only 200 got infected and 0 deaths.

Zero deaths, it's literally nothing for advanced western countries...

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ITS OVER ITS FINALLY HAPPENING, I REPEAT
ITS OVER ITS FINALLY HAPPENING
RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

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should I withdraw from my classes and lose the money or is the risk low in miami?

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holy shit it just keep dropping lmao