Stock market RIP

TRADING HALTED IN LESS THAN 5 MINS

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>trading can be halted
>literal bourgeoisie safety net

Lets ask a mudslime what we should do....

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You're not wrong, but it's not going to stop what's coming. Your bourgeoisie are going to get cut to pieces like you've always wanted. Watch as nothing changes for the better.

>trading halted

whatever happened to FREE market?

BLACKED MONDAY

Should I bother going into work today?

Kikes: NOOOOOOooo~ SHUT IT DOWN, NO STREAM AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ANUDDA SHOAH

The Don placing his whole legacy on the stock market month after month after month. Truly a player of 5d chess.

third biggest crash in history after the great depression and 2008?

Should we be pulling all our cash out of the banks?

TRUMP ECONOMY STRONG, STABLE

Fuck how much time till it reopens again? under 10 minutes until things get even crazier

Free Market BTW

Taken over by algorithms.

>everything is affected by a bunch of numbers that jews trade.

Josh, get to work we need those burgers flipped.

really smart guy, maybe the smartest!

few mins

gonna halt in less than 10 again

If the people at the top get pulled down there’ll be more room for me to climb

I've never heard of them halting trading. how often does this happen? have we ever seen such a quick drop since it opened on a monday?

theres 3 triggers than it halts for the entire day

it happens but it's rare, I think it's happened once since Trump's been in office

God fuck chinks and their stupid diets. Stop eating fucking wild animals you retarded niggers

It's not that uncommon.

CRASH THE DOLLAR
WE ARE GOING GOLD BABY

>third
boy have I got news for you

Anyone got a cap of that post with a picture of Shaggy from Scooby Doo where user explains in detail how algorithms were given total control decades ago and the world is uncontrollably running itself?

>TRADING HALTED IN LESS THAN 5 MINS
When will they turn those machines back on

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Let's get gas prices to $1.25 a gallon, eh? It's sitting around $2.15 here.

OPEN AGAIN
HERE WE GO

Repoen imminent - here comes 20% down

Mutts law has many manifestations

This huge market crash today likely has more to do with the crash of oil. Russia has refused to lower production so ARAMCO just lowered the price. Their ultimate goal is to destroy US shale oil companies. We can't let that happen.

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Lower oil prices is good for the economy. It causes lower transport and production costs.

>we need oil

wow look at it now, it’s going to the moon

Rarely.
Only when it really comes down. Maybe once during the short 2018/9 dips

Price is lowered based on the assumption that there will be less demand because the economy won’t be moving the way it has been

Select all squares with skeletons

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Wrong. We could be talking mass bankruptcies and insolvencies of shale companies. This is what's driving the market today.

>outsourcing shit to get it cheaper from overseas is good
>except in oil industry, where it's bad
i dont see why we have domestic oil production at all. keep our natural resources and buy theirs for dirt cheap. ??? our national economic policy is glass-licking retarded.

Call me when the nuclear warheads are flying.

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I PREDICTED THIS IN ONE OF MY MAGIC RIDDLES

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What ramifications does this have for a wagey with no ties to the stock market? Or how about an average 40-something with a 401k?

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The market literally CANNOT be halted. All that happens now is, during the break, everyone sells. Then when it goes live again, half of those sell orders (or more) can't be filled with opposite buy orders.

Price keeps plunging and many sellers are unable to sell, as they would be if it was just left live. So even though trading 'stops', the freefall is still happening and the break has no real effect except more panic.

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they did it on 9/11

Fracking companies were bankrupt last week this is unnecessary tbagging

Do you like being employed? Because your company suddenly doesn't have money to spend and they'll try to reduce payroll. Hope you sucked enough cock at that company mate.

None. Nada. Zilch.

Sure, but what if the west basically shuts everything down for 3 months or more due to corona.

questionable job security inc. mass adoption of automation

Oh you know, higher rent and higher cost of living with stagnant wages. Just usual things.

Today will be in history books user

Look the people are so desperate to buy, they are throwing fists about, who will get toilet paper. All supermarkets are selling so much they are nearly empty. Greatest economy ever guys. Smartest president ever.

haven't you heard? The economic models broke, inflation isn't a thing anymore

lmao the fed pumped it up hard during the halt
kikes win again

We live in a bubble jungle. One day, perhaps even soon, their bubbles will burst. And the rest of us can laugh.

how come my order is not going through?

I have a couple of hundred bucks to spare. What should I buy during this dip?

Oh, good, nothing I give a shit about.

OH NO NOT THE STOCK MARKETRINO
NO THE JEWISH BILLIONAIREINOS

yeah it is fucked

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Rope

You're right. That makes sense. It's an indicator of slower growth in the near future so investors are pulling out which harms the economy.

oh no, the jewish casino is crashing!!

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Nah looks like you are the one who is fucked

Russians and Saudis are trying to destroy US energy independence. I don't think they'll succeed, but they are trying like mad.

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The mad Rouble thread: international version

$XOM
Saudis are going to get a Russian missile(traced back to some terrorists) right in their pussy

No this isn’t Russia being mean to Saudi Arabia and the Us. This the house of cards collapsing. All the weak and fantastic numbers will be exposed, the Coronavirus is just the significant enough spark that was needed.

the house will be fine

Food.

BLACKED monday

>-96%
>-98%
lol nice investing nigger, what the fuck did you buy shares in, a polish submarine factory?

Dip

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look at this dude

Lol like your stupid little blue pulled millennial ass would survive the trauma of watching your friends and family get cut to pieces. Oh what's that? You have none? Then no one will cry for you, better.

Im buying Thursday

spbp
the market closes to assist the rich in keeping their money by selling at the highest prices even if it is in free fall
>The thread is now a sticky
neat

STICKY HERE WE GO LADS
POST
BOBOS

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