/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1789

► Detected: 111,540 ► Died: 3,884

>NEWS
US prepares for 96 million cases and 480,000 deaths
archive.is/Hgdg5

Prisoners in Italy are revolting
archive.is/fJLKV

UK supermarkets begin rationing
archive.vn/UTeCL

UK expects up to 100,000 deaths
archive.is/ieSI3

CDC approvals delay testing in New York
archive.is/6eKMi

>RESEARCH
Patients infectious after "recovery"
archive.is/tjjat

23 year old football player dies in Iran
archive.is/RQEby

Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
archive.is/J0Wzo

Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

Dogs can be carriers of the virus
archive.is/6Q1V7

>REMINDER
Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
archive.is/FScSh

Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
archive.is/TpjsQ

China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
archive.is/Gf9Or

Nurses refused testing by CDC
archive.is/Dw2qG

China faces shortage of testing kits
archive.is/B9czu

>LATEST CASES
12:11: 45 new cases in Sweden.
12:08: 68 new cases in Spain.
12:05: 3 new cases in New York City, New York, United States.
12:02: 1 new case in Vietnam.
11:57: 14 new cases in the United Arab Emirates.
11:20: 42 new cases in Switzerland.
11:18: 1 new case in Poland.

>MORE
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nos.nl/liveblog/2326403-56-nieuwe-corona-besmettingen-economie-kan-stootje-hebben.html
youtube.com/watch?v=4SZBuHFzYlw
investing.com/indices/major-indices
twitter.com/LizSpecht/status/1236095180459003909
youtu.be/7k20VFZeLKY?t=275
livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>LATEST CHANGES
China +44 (+23) S. Korea +165 (+3) Iran +595 (+43) Spain +362 (+9) S. Marino +14 (+1) Germany +111 USA +13 Switzerland +42 UK +2 Sweden +45 Belgium +39 Norway +6 Singapore +10 Malaysia +18 Austria +8 Bahrain +24 Australia +10 Canada +1 Kuwait +1 UAE +14 India +3 Portugal +1 Vietnam +1 Finland +5 Palestine +6 Philippines +10 Indonesia +13 Slovenia +3 Qatar +3 Poland +5 Ecuador +1 Georgia +2 S. Arabia +4 Hungary +2 Latvia +3 Slovakia +1 Macedonia +1 Nigeria +1 Total +1,589 (+79)

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Lost my mind
All locked down the city of blights
Like a dream
Quarantined people, flickering lights
What a scene

Everything is closed here
Everything is alight
And with one bag of rice
I think my luck will change
Gonna go cough on her
Think she's in my range
Yeah - she's in my range

Lost my mind
All alone in the city of blights
Now I die
I can't hide in the pale searchlight
Lost my mind
All locked down the city of blights
Now I die
I can't breath in the pale moonlight

I've never seen
Such a beautiful girl
Such a beautiful blight
Like a dream
Everything is closed here
Everything is alight
But with the coming of the dawn
I can clearly see
See hazmat guys they walked in
Scene is no place for me
It's no place for me

Lost my mind
All alone in the city of blights
Cause now I died
Can't hide in the pale searchlight
I know that I can't be
Alone in your company
Quarantined on my own
Now I can breeeeeath

Lost my mind
All locked down the city of blights
Cause now I died
I can't hide in the pale searchlight
Lost my mind
All locked down the city of blights
Cause now I died
I can't breath in the pale moonlight
City of blights
City of blights
City of blights

Originale:
youtube.com/watch?v=hNtP8zJFL2M
Vocaroo (vocals only):
voca.ro/53QwWyVW3rK

for Philippino fren

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,739 (3,120) ► International 30,801 (764): S. Korea 7,478 (53) Italy 7,375 (366) Iran 7,161 (237) France 1,209 (19) Spain 1,036 (26) D. Princess 696 (7) USA 554 (22) Japan 502 (7) Switzerland 374 (2) UK 280 (3) Netherlands 265 (3) H. Kong 115 (3) Australia 93 (3) Iraq 65 (6) Egypt 55 (1) S. Marino 51 (2) Thailand 50 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) Philippines 20 (1) Argentina 12 (1) Germany 1,151 Sweden 248 Belgium 239 Norway 182 Singapore 160 Malaysia 117 Austria 112 Bahrain 109 Greece 73 Canada 67 Kuwait 65 UAE 59 Iceland 58 India 43 Israel 39 Denmark 35 Czechia 32 Lebanon 32 Portugal 31 Vietnam 31 Finland 30 Brazil 25 Palestine 25 Ireland 21 Algeria 20 Indonesia 19 Slovenia 19 Qatar 18 Russia 17 Oman 16 Poland 16 Ecuador 15 Georgia 15 Romania 15 S. Arabia 15 Croatia 12 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Chile 10 Azerbaijan 9 C. Rica 9 Hungary 9 Mexico 7 Pakistan 7 Peru 7 Belarus 6 Latvia 6 Slovakia 6 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Afghanistan 4 Macedonia 4 Senegal 4 Bulgaria 4 Maldives 4 Bangladesh 3 Bosnia 3 Malta 3 S. Africa 3 Cambodia 2 Morocco 2 Nigeria 2 Tunisia 2 Albania 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Martinique 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 St. Barth 1 Serbia 1 Togo 1

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Stop spamming this shit, nothing will happen.

nos.nl/liveblog/2326403-56-nieuwe-corona-besmettingen-economie-kan-stootje-hebben.html
>NL +56
>But economy is still fine dear citizens (^.^)
>No, we're still not taking any measures.

You guys think this is revenge for Italy voting a right wing leader?

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>tfw not infected
I'm having a hard time taking this seriously. It doesn't feel like anything is really happening.

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we’re ten minutes away from the largest crash of our lifetime bros it’s time to celebrate
BEAR MONDAY INCOMING
FUCK BULLS
FUCK STONKS
FUCK 401KS

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2020 is a year that will be taught in history leasons for centuries, and you get to be a part of it! Rejoice!

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Still zero white deaths from the Chinese Coronavirus. Iranians and Italians are not white.
>Still zero white deaths from the Chinese Coronavirus. Iranians and Italians are not white.
Still zero white deaths from the Chinese Coronavirus. Iranians and Italians are not white.

>Still zero white deaths from the Chinese Coronavirus. Iranians and Italians are not white.
Still zero white deaths from the Chinese Coronavirus. Iranians and Italians are not white.

Still zero white deaths from the Chinese Coronavirus. Iranians and Italians are not white.
>Still zero white deaths from the Chinese Coronavirus. Iranians and Italians are not white.
Still zero white deaths from the Chinese Coronavirus. Iranians and Italians are not white.

>Denmark 35
we officially 59 with 2 suspected undergoing tests right now.

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Germany still going strong

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>Still zero white deaths from the Chinese Coronavirus.
The German Boomer was as white as it gets...

there were interviews with the families of the people who died at evergreen, they were all white, well at least white for american standards

Are Dutch people? double nigger

The authoroties have said "mild symptoms and home care" when announcing confirmed cases.
First patient hospitalized yesterday. Three more today. The snowball is rolling.

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LADS
How much more beans do I need to survive
Currently I have 50 tins of beans (double tins so 100 normal tins) and 20 tins of spaghetti, 20kg of rice, 10kg of pasta, like 50L of pasta/curry/salso sauces, 50L of water in a container, 40L of water in bottles, 10L of tap water in a container
I'm prepping for two

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What about the burgers from the nursing homes in the US?

MARKETS IN FREEFALL

ITALY DOWN 11%
ISRAEL DOWN 8%
SPAIN DOWN 8%
FRANCE DOWN 8%
EU DOWN 8%
UK DOWN ALMOST 8%

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America is not white so the deaths there don't count amirite?

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A toast
A toast to the crash and the death of boomer supremacy

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How long do I have to wait until Commiefornia, Portland and Jew York get quarantined? QUARANTINE NOW

The Chinese government isn't lying completely about its figures. It's just that authoritarian methods of bolting people inside their houses work and that people are afraid of reporting sick.

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only 3 cases here

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That's futures, but yes

>Be non-white
>Spread diseases
>Blame the people you infected they're now spreading diseases too

>Smallpox
India or Egypt
>Cholera
India
>Tuberculosis
Africa
>Plague
China
>Flu (all sorts)
China
>AIDS
Africa
>Malaria
Africa
>Ebola
Africa
>SARS
China
>Measles
Asia(middle east)
>Yellow fever
Africa
>Dengue
America
>Polio
Africa
>Leprosy
Africa or Asia(middle east)
>Zika
Africa
>Dysentery
America
>Rabies
Asia(middle east)
>Syphilis
America
>Chlamydia
Africa
>Gonorrhea
Asia(middle east)
>Herpes
Africa

youtube.com/watch?v=4SZBuHFzYlw

He's mad boys

links to WHO nigger stream?

>CNN Begins calling Coronavirus Outbreak a Pandemic:
>Starting today, CNN has decided to begin using the term pandemic to describe the current coronavirus outbreak. It is not a decision taken lightly. While we know it sounds alarming, it should not cause panic.

Some jew somewhere is making plans and he needs more panic

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>The UK remains in the containment phase of the government's four-part plan to tackle the spread of the coronavirus, but it is now "accepted" the virus will spread in a "significant way", a spokesman for Prime Minister Boris Johnson has said.
>it is now "accepted" the virus will spread in a "significant way"
>it is now "accepted" the virus will spread in a "significant way"
>it is now "accepted" the virus will spread in a "significant way"

CLOWN WORLD WTF

>0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY
0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY
>0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY
0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY
>0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY
0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY

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>fell the coronavirus meme
>bought supplies and tried to convince family/friends
>it' actually another nothingburger
I legit feel dumb and embarrassed but also happy that it's not going to be anything serious.

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get ready anons. CoronaChan is here.

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Remember lube

go away tranny no one wants your lyrics

They didn't listen

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Reminder to grab all lolis, shotas and hebes when the collapse hits and trade them in the post apocalyptic cunny cartel.

My local supply is tall, blonde, skinny, and asian lolis. Accepting offers.

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reminds me of that mossad jew scene from World War Z

"most people think nothing bad can happen til it really happens"

(or something like this...)

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Roaches are immune to human disease

people at the grocery store took all the bottled water except for the really dope expensive alkaline waters

>buy a few

>happy i did because they taste way better than shitty generic bottled water i always buy

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Max von Sydow just died, but no one reported what he died from.
What could have possibly killed him, /cvg/?

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No, they're not. Those are open markets.
investing.com/indices/major-indices

dis nigga cant make a girl wet wtf

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WHERE THE FUCK HAS MY RETIREMENT FUND GONE

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>111542 infected
>3884 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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>watching CNBC
>ummm I don't think there is anyone that thinks this thing won't go away pretty soon, Dave
>I just wish people could get out of hospitals and get on with their lives as soon as possible like in China

I'm losing braincells.

New Zealand not giving a fuck

Just wash your hands, mate.

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5 Minutes

These threads have so much soi in them

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Anyone got a livestream of the Dow ?
I WANNA SEE MSM SHILLS SQUIRM

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Bruh... turkey it’s losing a war and u want them to accept they r infected?....

It's worse than I thought

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Yes.

>nos.nl/liveblog/2326403-56-nieuwe-corona-besmettingen-economie-kan-stootje-hebben.html
friendly reminder for fellow dutchfags that our timeline is two weeks behind Italy's

know what is coming

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Why is Asuna the true Mary Sue of Sao while Kirito and slice are pathetic pieces of shit?

5 MORE MINUTES
> 5 MORE MINUTES
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>5 minutes
5 minutes
>5 minutes
5 minutes
>5 minutes
5 minutes

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don't bother with normies, user
protect those you care about and who listen to you, the rest can bang at your door, coofing their lungs out while you laugh at them

but i understand what you're saying.

feels so "far" away, because you/me haven't seen the shit irl...
and when we do, we're also fucked...

To be fair, WHO says a pandemic has to have confirmed paitents on all SEVEN contents. And since antiartics has no test kits... yeah CnN is shit but their right at this point despite whatever Doc. Nigger says during the WHO meetings.

I wonder if this bug-spray pasta even works

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Yep
Also ''''''zero''''' cases in Syria

Cause you won't wake up one day and everything is on fire. It'll be a slow descent into collapse. In three months life will be significantly different, that is if you're still alive.

>canadian forces email says "risk to canadians is low"

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习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

Runes of Banishment, go!
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>BEAR MONDAY INCOMING
Is this the meaning of "the bear will leave its cave forever"?

Quarenteen me baby
LETS GOOOOO

Nice

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>implying I prefer the company of females
Come on, user. You're gonna go into lockdown with a mentally unstable person?

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I'm back from my bath ready to watch the US markets

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What do you want to bet we remember WuFlu as Italian Flu when the ash has settled?

6 infected in Latvia all came back from Italy

non confirmed 160 ppl are advised in home quarantine

SHOW
MILKERS
SHIPTARQA
AAAAAAAAAA

reminder to kill yourself

Trannies and gentlemen, please; enjoy!

*clink*

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Okay lads, what food am I buying from Tesco?
Got ma beanz and ma water.

Spain cases have skyrocketed,it has to be because of that international women's day demonstration,lmfao

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Well it won't be consensual

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Down Down Down

I'm excited to watch my inovio pharmaceuticals stock skyrocket again today.

You know the forces work for the crown, not for Canadians, right.

considering most lefties were hugging chinks and doing communal dines to show there's nothing to fear and now they're all infected (even the party leader), I would say it kinda backfired. Fuck commies

>including somewhere with no permanent residents

To be fair WHO are clearly a bunch of imbeciles.

Remember disinfectant, water can get stagnant and shit. Also remember to buy gas.

fucking italian flu

Reposting healthcare supply-chain estimates:
twitter.com/LizSpecht/status/1236095180459003909

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>non confirmed 160 ppl are advised in home quarantine

They won't stay in home.

For now. We're actually handling cases well for some reason. Sheer luck? But our military is definitely on high alert about it, they've already mobilized. So they likely expect something later.

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I need sources both old and new linking coronavirus to the Gates Foundation, their little 'projection' they made prior, their link with the wuhan virology lab, and current happenings with the foundation/Bill and Melinda Gates themselves.

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They are trying to get corona as fast everywhere as possible, so that after it has burned out in the populations there will be new stock market growth. Keeping the dip as short as possible for investors.

Based

When spring comes and the yellow band moves upwards....

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Hahahaha

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If the WHO nigger gets his way, I'm sure we will
He's a darling to Xi

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Should have bought that shit when they announced that they had a vaccine for coronachan 4 hours after the genome went public.
Got in at $3 a share.. About to open at 16

Where to watch market crash for maximum copening harvesting

that's also a super conservative take on doubling time and R0

ofc the roasties will go around sucking every possible cock and rimming asses

alkalinity supposedly helps. youtu.be/7k20VFZeLKY?t=275

The situation is quite fucked

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Was a Trudeau, fat finger typing error...
difficult when you have two thumbs up your
ass

"risk to canadians i slow"

50 Seconds to market crash!

What about Cali?

dude no wonder people dont like plain drinking water

you dont even know water until you drink one of these top tier expensive brands

it tastes a whole new level with no weird chemical flavor

im never going back i forgot about this for like a year and i was like fuck it ill buy the cheap stuff

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but Pauling told me Vit C can cure it, not some random chink. Experience with other similar illnesses basically confirmed it.

Reminder to grab all local horny girls

>it won't be consensual
Ah, I see. Carry on!

It's happening. Grab ye popcorn.

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>UN flag
You didn't think this through, shill. Tell your supervisor you need to repeat the training.

I remember you posting about having no cases a few days back. Time flies, user.

wE aRe AlL dEd FrEnS...

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For you

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