TICK TOCK ANONS, 19 MINUTES

TICK TOCK ANONS, 19 MINUTES

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Bloodbathhh

this is so exciting.
hopefully this fraud dies today

aussiebros staying up past 1am to watch history in the making

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pray for israel

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>aaaaaaaaand it’s nothing

let the final phase commence

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CRUSH HARD BOBO

qrd anyone?

Anyone fill me in about 99% chance LARP if anything lol

So, what's supposed to happen?

youtu.be/BAjEW2zgs_o

the stonks are commin down ya dunce's

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The dow will drop by another few percent or so, but why is that a happening?

In Brazil they're falling like crazy already

crash hard, market-chan
You've had too much Corona

the essential 105 IQ post

bubble popping m8

TWO MINUTES TO MIDNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHTT. THE HANDS THAT THREATEN DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM.

It's just a flu bro

Are you ready for Jew magic that's going to solve the situation?

>another few percent
>few

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Lol after the infected/dead numbers panic fell flat and proved a nothing burger, pol clings on to the "crashing stock market" meme
Happening reaching total desperation

Quantitative Easing 4.0

im waiting patiently user, got my coffee and im waiting to watch the world burn.

SHORT THE DOW
>SHORT THE DOW
SHORT THE DOW
>SHORT THE DOW

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Giggity goo

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HERE WE GOOOOO

We're witnessing history in the making. This is going to be worse than the crash of 1987.

30,000 HERE. WE. COME VRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM

why should i care about the stocks going down?

BRACE FOR IMPACT
>BRACE FOR IMPACT
BRACE FOR IMPACT
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BRACE FOR IMPACT
>BRACE FOR IMPACT
BRACE FOR IMPACT
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>BRACE FOR IMPACT

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It will be dissapointing.

invest in oil guys

you shouldn't, you penniless faggot.

OH SHIT NIGGERS

BUY THE DIP GOYS

THIS IS IT

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Market crash/ economic crisis may be incomming

Here we go lads

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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2000 POINTUSSSSS

DOWN 2000 OMFG

-1700 at open omfg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS THE CRASH AAAAAAAA THE ECONOMYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET IT OFFF GET IT OFF ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS HERE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

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LMAO MARKETWATCH JUST CRASHED

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>why yes, I bought the dip in 2020, how did you guess?

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Any livestreams?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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LMAO DJ IS DOWN 1800+

THIS IS GOOD FOR CHAINLINK

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what should i be looking at to be able to watch the happening in real time?

Buy chainlink retards it is currently the greatest performing asset in the world.

Yahoo finance on YT

ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

OH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

nyse composite index

what should i be looking at to be able to watch the happening in real time?

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STREAMS ARE ALL DEAD
TICKERS NOT UPDATING
AHHHHHHHH HOLY FUCK

Don't own stocks, just watching it all burn down.

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Cryptocurrency is going down along with it, which is kind of unusual in my opinion. My wallet is getting killed right now.

Yeah as soon as 7:30 hit hahaha

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They closed the market temporarily. All you can see is one big ass candle.

TRADING HAS BEEN HALTED

Can someone please explain what is going on here? Is the apocalypse finally happening?

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I agree it is very unusual but fuck it, I wanted to buy in more anyway

halted
my sides

>1900 pts

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Same, cozy times

GET IN HERE BROS
youtube.com/watch?v=gjlMxySpx10
FIRST BREAKER TRIPPED

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POTUS HAS NOTHING YET. JUST A SHITPOST.
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kermiting lion tunnel slide? what?

CIRCUIT BREAKER AFTER ONLY 4 MINUTES, JUST

Shit went 6 minutes ahahahahaha

Massive overreaction to Corona as well as a bloodbath in oil sector because Saudi is being a big bitch

Why

LVL 1 HALT WITHIN 3 MINUTES FUCK AAAAAAAA

>tfw broke and dont have any money to lose
strap in and enjoy the show

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Kermitting Sewer slide

SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN

HOLD ON TO YOUR YARMULKES

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ARE ARE AT 23K NIGGERS AND FALLING

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I just made so much money on a short. LOL 40 MIL

Saudi is driving the price down to punish Russia and try and kill US producers, same shit they did in 2015

Marketwatch CRAAAAASSSSHED!

their nginx is rekt lel

I hope somehow, somewhere, a kike (or kikes) are tying their nooses and kicking their chairs out from underneath themselves

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BRACE FOR IMPACT

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saudi wants to increase prices but russia doesnt want to get ur facts str8

legitimately im starting to think the world is fucked

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>-7.29%
haha, it's completely shitting itself, this is it

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so what's the likely outcome? what's an unlikely outcome?

How crude!

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Giving toothpaste intelligent thought was a mistake

Based
Biden all but confirmed to win in November. Orange cheeto man is OUT
>m-muh stock market, muh economy!!!

When do I buy?

Gold always wins

Don't park your car under financial buildings

B-Buy the dip, lads. I-It's fine...

Survival of the fittest.

nicely done

you ought to send me a few shekels so I don't have to choose between water and ammo

btc:
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Sorry for destroying the world economy. Boomers don't kill yourself please. Corona will do all the work for you.

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Level 1: If the S&P 500 drops 7%, trading will pause for 15 minutes. (This would occur Monday if the S&P falls 208 points).
Level 2: If the S&P 500 declines 13%, trading will again pause for 15 minutes if the drop occurs on or before 3:25 p.m. ET. There will be no halt if the drop happens after that. (This would occur Monday if the S&P falls 386 points).
Level 3: If the S&P 500 falls 20%, trading would halt for the remainder of the day. (This would occur if the S&P falls 594 points).

You would have to short in like 2 minutes.

there's a story that the chink scammers who were unloading btc last year moved most of the rest of it over the weekend.

topkek

>he bought electric monopoly money
Lmao

it is now the end times

why are there so many threads about the stock market all of a sudden? how is this any different from last week or the week before when there was a happening and the market did a knee-jerk panic reaction to it?

ur just going ad hominem at this point, saudi is dependent on higher oil prices for national spending, and without decreasing supply the price wont rise, but they need everyone to cooperate with OPEC and russia doesnt abide. wtf u on

I have like 40k but zero of it is invested in things, just debit/savings accounts, what does this mean for me

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How much time between restart and -13% halt?
15minutes

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how will Yas Forums ever recover???

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HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT? WE GOT TOO COCKY BLOOMCHADS.

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You are probably a nigger that needs to go spend it fast before it is gone.

Combo of oil prices and corona. Trading will be completely halted today.

buy gold and silver

Corona needs to get worse. All nations should also start hoarding their oil. No exports. Then it gets REAL serious.

No no no...dont do that. Spend it.

Times of chaos and despair are to be taken advantage of.

Dow Jones? More like Down Jones.

How long til we blow through the 13% breaker lads?
I'm expecting the close to be just over 10% but we might cross the next breaker level on the way
Euro markets are turning lower now...
3 minutes to go

invest in oil when it sinks even further trust me, worthy risk

So what is Saudi doing right now to punish Russia Mr toothpaste?

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full moon today

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The stock market is a dumb jewish creation which contributes nothing good to the world.
It is merely a tool for evil people to create money (aka power) out of thin air.
Nobody should be allowed to make money directly from money.
Prove me wrong
You can't

HERE WE GOOOOOOO

I like this prediction, monsieur baguette

OLD MATE SAYS 2ND BREAKER WONT TRIP

buy throwing all their money into crypto
HURRR MUH LINK

I made so much money shorting this morning.

trading is open again. race to the bottom

they cant keep it up fag