/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1788

>tfw

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Best vegetables etc for prepping? Stuff that doesn't go off but has good nutrients and vitamins

Put the happening

I'm the bag

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politi.dk/coronavirus-i-danmark/status-paa-spredning-og-risikovurdering

DENMARK HAS 61 INFECTED NOW, FIX YOUR NUMBERS.

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I own 500$ worth of stock and guess what IM NOT FUCKING SELLING!

Really fires the neurons.

This isn't Bill Mitchells twitter feed fuck off

Haven't been keeping up the past couple weeks is the infection in rate italy as fast as china? If not what is it?

lol

How long are people prepping food for? Some people posting massive stashes. I have one month. Should I get more?

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8090917/Outrage-airlines-including-BA-operating-dozens-flights-North-Italy.html

whoops you mean $5

>DENMARK: 59 cases

That's, uhhhh, quite the growth.

BUY THE DIP

>30 MINUTES
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roll for Great Depression this week

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>"I have several friends down with the flu right now"
Ok I'm convinced he's trolling at this point...

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Reminder to grab all lolis, shotas and hebes when the collapse hits and trade them in the post apocalyptic cunny cartel.

My local supply is tall, blonde, skinny, and asian lolis. Accepting offers.

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1150+ infected
Still no deaths

Fuck you jews. We are the choosen ones

When do the US markets open? 1hr?

By the end of the day that’s gonna be around $400 bucks worth

First for Economical Collapse

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fuck off kike there's a lot more depth in this dip before it's time to buy and become the boomer

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RESUME
+1000 CASES IN SPAIN
25 DEATHS
BASQUE COUNTRY SCHOOLS CLOSED
MADRID OLD PEOPLE DAYCARES CLOSED
CENTRAL COMMUNIST GOVERMENT DOING NOTHING

see

Are cases easing lads?

THIS IS BIOTERRORISM
NUKE CHINA NOW

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How much of the day does that coping boomer spend tweeting?
I am checking this thread all day and that's still probably less time than vomiting out another tweet every 4 minutes.

So this is the biggie, right? The last few infections were just slow news day padding, this is dominating everything. I was around for SARS too and it was just that thing that chinks and a handful of Canadians had.

She's a good girl, loves her China
Loves Italians and Spaniards, too
She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Coughing
Loves cruises and her r-naught, too

And it's a long day shillin'on Wallstreet
There's a Banker runnin' through the yard
And I'm a Stonks boy, 'cause I don't even panic
I'm a Stonks boy for buying the dip.

And I'm free, free fallin'
Yeah I'm free, free fallin'

All the empires turnin to du-ust
Movin downwards past 25k
And all the bankers are standing on the edges
And the wagies are home without any gains

And I'm free, free fallin'
Yeah I'm free, free fallin'
Free fallin', now I'm free fallin'
Now I'm
Free fallin', now I'm free fallin'

I wanna glide down over the railing
I wanna tumble out of the sky
I'm gonna free fall out into nothin'
Gonna leave this world for a while

And I'm free (free fallin', now I'm free fallin')
Free fallin' (free fallin', now I'm free fallin')
Yeah I'm free (free fallin', now I'm free fallin')
Free fallin' (free fallin', now I'm free fallin')
(Now I'm)
Yeah, I'm free, free fallin'
Oh! Free fallin'
Now I'm free fallin'
Free fallin'
(Free fallin', now I'm free fallin')
And I'm free
(Free fallin', now I'm free fallin')
Oh, free fallin'
(Free fallin', now I'm free fallin')

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If you can afford it do so, if not then buy ammo to hunt game or the most dangerous kind of game with.

How we doing, Kings?

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This is fucking ridiculous. You losers have been making these threads for a little flu for 3 months now and literally nothing has happened.

Like .1% of the population is infected. Big whoop. Meanwile the place where it started, Wuhan is going back to normal.

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>lolisguard

repostan for more tips
Rate my prep /cvg/
Ill do round 2 tomorrow, any tips?
Non obvious things that could be life saving?
I have toilet paper

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it's gonna be fucking glorious. i'm gonna watch the markets full-screen on my tv while i laugh my ass off

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please bring jarred tomato sauce

>Asian
Nobody wants any of those.

people said that last monday too

35 minutes till slightly used and stained suits hit the clearance rack. Maybe they should try and invest in dry cleaners cause there’s gonna be a lot of shit stained pants today

>Still no deaths
He doesn't know

>he's slowly realizing this is the big one

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youtube.com/watch?v=kwxIGe1oOJQ

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Cool it with the antisemitism goy

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>+1000 CASES IN SPAIN
>25 DEATHS
>BASQUE COUNTRY SCHOOLS CLOSED
>MADRID OLD PEOPLE DAYCARES CLOSED
>CENTRAL COMMUNIST GOVERMENT DOING NOTHING

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Once again, water. May Crom save your soul.

FED ANNOUNCED INTEREST RATE CUT BEFORE THE BELL

Bragging about your huge SARS-infected population is pretty dumb, user.

Nah, just ignore it ;)

Prepare yourself Italy, we come for you!

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...

> #Milanononsiferma
> people in Milan having their daily spritz to show off their courage
> "just a flu bruh"
> shit spreads like oil
> city gets locked down
> people fleeing back to terronia
> Nonna Santina di Sezze dies because you had a Spritz
> It's just a Spritz bruh

We deserve this

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livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html

>CNBC LIVESTREAM

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cut to fucking what? They are near zero already

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My usual stance but it actually made it to my county this time...

>NUKE CHINA NOW
YES I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR WEEKS. THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY HAS DECLARED WAR ON THE WHOLE WORLD.

NUKE CHINA NOW
NUKE CHINA NOW

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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And it’s dropped like 20% since

I'm gonna spark joooooooy

>purposely not circling NSW, Australia

>he doesn't have yellow fever
Then give em all to me. And your mutt lolis too.
I'll trade you these boring white lolis

"Having a fantastic time in North Italy, anons. Wish you were here!" - Corona Chan

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I had a dream

The hottest chick from highschool that I didn't bang decided to toss me some pussy. She told me she had the coronavirus though. I decided to hit it anyway and got infected. The pussy wasn't even that good and she ran off to sleep with irmortan joe

Just watch doomsday preppers fag

t.

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Nonsense. Im coming to Spain in 2 weeks still for work. I have zero worries

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Bought myself pic related yesterday. I fear no Corona-chan now!

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SAUCE!?

>How's the south going to take or react to this?
Prisoners are rioting because authorities won't let their relatives visit them, the military got employed, a Neapolitan selfquarantined with his sister but never received tests or medical care thus leading to the death of his sister, the video went viral, also hospitals in the south are slowly but surely starting to get full.
Basically, there won't be an Italy next week.

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(((Coronavirus)))

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It's happening

Money is no big deal. Pasta and rice are 50 cent a kg. Maybe I will do 2 months worth. I just can't imagine the doom being any worse than that

last Monday they didn’t have to fucking close trading down before the markets even opened
>memeflag
opinion discarded

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Mediocre.

Spainbros, italian living in Donostia here.
Should I get worried? I work in a hostel

what's the shelf life of those Heinz beans?
The ones I got are like a year shorter compared to other brands and types I have.

how many do you think really died in china?

1 hour and half* or do they open sooner on monda?

Boomer cope. Sounds like he got high BP....
S

Checked.

Do you think normies really don't care about this outbreak, or they are just scared and in full cope? I am not an alarmist and a happoomer, but it's curious how cope fags are.

Are we finished?

They were at 1.25 last time I checked, so maybe .75 or .5 at best. If what user says is true them we might see a 1000+ point surge today but don’t expect that to last very long at all

how many yanks are in their bunkers already you reckon?
>ywn be in a bunker, prepped and ready
REALLY hope it wipes out boomers so I can afford to be a proper prepper

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>Spain 1000 cases
>Madrid 469
I don't even fucking care anymore. I hope it doesn't fuck me up hard and if we all go to shit I hope all spaniard Yas Forumsacks go out raiding together
Comfy times ahead of us

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>tfw own no stocks and have only 400k in roubles

ok got me laughing

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DST happened they open at 9:30

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LET' SEE IF THE FEDS CAN PUMP JUST ENOUGH, WE;LL SEE

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I don't want ANY fever from chinks.

he starting to sound afraid

9:30AM EST so almost 30 minutes exactly

That temperate climates are highly trafficked? Eh.

oh right fuck me

Post pics of the Asian lolis

What sticks do you think corona-chan will buy?

$5? Why are you making fun of anons 50¢ investment in the market? I'll have you know that nickel could buy you an ice cream cone back in the day

twitter.com/hidingfrmmykids/status/1236999078296289286

Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream

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2 hours
youtube.com/watch?v=1u51LarGL9Q

>Girlfriend is Prego

Or exactly 30 minutes as of my last post

Glow any harder?

Right if anything this has thought me how unprepared I was for some REAL shit

reddit.com/r/uwaterloo/comments/fffc95/st_patricks_day_x_coronavirus/
> the state of my University
Inb4 "go back"
You're right I'm a faggot but still, Jesus

No quarantine during the elections, so we'll see after march the 22th.

Where's Florida/Mexico/Brazil? Spreading like wildfire in those locations.

i'm with the bears. gonna go take a bath brb frens

Someone liked some dude who was streaming the market opening like a week ago. He kept saying "bros". Please link his stream again.

good deutsche is a criminal enterprise

>500 cases in just one city
What the fuck happened in Madrid?

EDT nigger.

But yes.

The human race must end

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based Tedros, I missed this nigga like you wouldn't believe

LMAO. what did they mean by this?

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EASING WONT SAVE THEM FROM THIS

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My dick is

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Make spain great again?

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youtube.com/watch?v=s62msrPjSVY

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yeah Ill get water tomorrow, thanks man

mine are good until january 2021

Im quite a big guy so i can chew through this in probably 2-3 months
My family & friends all ignored my warnings so I bought extra to share

To many to link just trust me why i would lie, i'm a reliable source here

>1151 cases
>0 (ZERO) deaths

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What song is this? Also next recording when?

>There won't be an Italy next week. So it really did get that bad huh. Fuck, was hoping to at least lead to some anarchy and chaos, but not the total destruction of Italy.

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5¢ investment? What could user possibly do with a 5¢ debt? He’ll be hearing from my lawyer about those $5 he owes me

>dude trust me

Feds are easing rates enough to prevent a bank run

Can't really from my window, plus it'd be recognizable where I am.
No pics for my safety user. There's only 3 in the classes close to my side of the school. Two look japanese / korean like, the other looks south east asian.
Very smol bodies

God it makes me wanna COOOOOOOM

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393/5000
Foggia, escaped rob car mechanic
Ultimora - Notize from Teletext / RAIMarch 09, 2020
13:58
A mechanic from Foggia was attacked and robbed of the car by some prisoners who escaped from the city penitentiary during the protests.
About fifty people escaped from the penitentiary, out of 250 inmates. Thirty have already been tracked down and arrested.

Source: RAI Teletext

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>got back from a trip to Italy 13 days ago
>start feeling kind of sick 2 days ago
>proceed to visit as many public events in a day as I could
>ending with a rave, even though I haven't been to one in years
>proceed to obliterate the virus in me with megadosing liposomal vit C
Who else is playing for the other team and helping Corona-chan accelerate the inevitable collapse?

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Do we have any estimates of how many available respirators / ICUs / hospital beds each country has? Has Italy for instance already surpassed its max capacity? How much do France, Spain, Germany have?

How???

Socialists
>Travel restrictions are racist
>Just wash your hands
>Quarantines don't work
>Masks should only for medical staff
>Lol just a flu
>"We are still in the containment phase"
That and an old as fuck population getting infected in care centers

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Hey I've got a question, if there's nothing left to cut, what are they gonna be cutting then? Themselves or the bulls?
Based, hope it's a steamy one

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Some egghead crunched some numbers.

threadreaderapp.com/thread/1236095180459003909.html

Orig; twitter.com/LizSpecht/status/1236095180459003909

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free fallin
>next song when
working on City of blights as we speak but not sure how well it'll work with my shortness of breath

Ahh

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I correct you, 1 death

Its true.
We are fucked

don't stop with the Vitamin C make sure you keep up at least some dosage to keep your immune system strong

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5.11 Tac-AK2 gloves any good? Realistically the most risk I have in the UK is from knives

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We're finished, communist government allowing concentrations with +500 cases over the country.

Reminder that half a pound of lard has a day's worth of calories. Stockpile tons of it. It was actually used to preserve meat back in the day (cooked meat into pot, liquid lard over it, solidifies and preserves) so you can keep it out of the fridge half a year easily, especially with the (((preservatives))) they add in now.

Obviously you don't eat a block per day, but you add it to your rice, pasta, bread etc. Alcohol is the same, just have a shot a day when it kicks off to get a calorie boost without losing your effectiveness (in case niggers attack while you are pissed).

you are already dead

They can always cut below 0

Our Prime minister finally dropped a rather obvious hint that they will choose the health of the population over the economy.

I think europe is 1 week away from complete lockdown

One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.

But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal.

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netherlands infected +56 less then yesterday

Based

What are the numbers out of Germany Hans I can't be bothered to check. Is the Aryan blood still stronk?

I predict a +1k point surge that will be obliterated by closing time

>He can't tell the difference between Japanese and Koreans
It's verrrrry easy

...

>meet with mum
>brother and step-father work as chauffeurs of sorts that pick up hotel guests from the airport
>mum starts crying about the woman that returned from Spain with corona and was in the same airport as brother/step-father
>says what if she encountered them at some point
>tell her it affects older people and those with compromised immunity the most to calm her down
>mfw not really convinced about it myself

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Also, n95 masks are okay, but I've got a good few n99 (P3) masks for only a few quid more. You can't get disposable ones now (RIP to the unprepared) but you can still get n99 (P3) half masks.

Netherlands +56
>Netherlands +56
Netherlands +56
>Netherlands +56

Oh fuck, you're that austria-user that may have had the virus because of his mates right? How's your temperature now or rather how're you holding up?

it’s like a game of tag once you’re hit you switch sides

The Egypt one? That doesn't count. Peasant Egyptian doctors. German doctors would have saved him.

Any livestream of the panic? Let's watch it together \o/

Whatever Grimes.

>mark rutte doing anything useful
>mark rutte sacrificing economy
user I...

you got something, that's what matters.

It's also made me realise how easy general prepping is to integrate into a normal life. Besides not being able to afford a bunker, everythign else will be standard practice for me now. If I survive this pandemic I will have masks, gas masks, filters, varied and effective food for 6months+ and 100s of liters of water on standby at any time.

I'm more of a Disney musical fan...

The wonderful thing about a virus
Is a virus is a wonderful thing!
Their body is just RNA
Their purpose is your early grave
They're tiny, catchy, tricky, deadly
Coof, coof, coof, coof, coof!
But the most wonderful thing about a virus is
all the chinks it offs!

The wonderful thing about a virus
Is a virus is a marvelous thing!
They'll give you a cough and fever
They just love it when you sneeze
They're itty, bitty, sneaky, nasty
Coof, coof, coof, coof, coof!
But the most wonderful thing about a virus is
all the chinks it offs!

A virus is one that won't miss
A virus is fatally swift
Ev'ryone is'o conta-jus
That's why it spread in the streets!

The wonderful thing about a virus
Is a virus is a wonderful thing!
Their body is just RNA
Their purpose is your early grave
They're tiny, catchy, spready, deadly
Coof, coof, coof, coof, coof!
But the most wonderful thing about a virus is
all the chinks it offs!

A virus is one that won't miss
A virus is fatally swift
Ev'ryone is'o conta-jus
And why it spread in the streets!

The wonderful thing about a virus
Is a virus is a wonderful thing!
Their body is just RNA
Their purpose is your early grave
They're tiny, catchy, tricky, deadly
Coof, coof, coof, coof, coof!
But the most wonderful thing about a virus is
all the chinks it offs!

A-A-al...the chinks it offs! Yaaaay~!

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When will they stop lying?

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Do you actually believe them

THE
FIRE
RISES

bros i keep sneezing
How do I know if I have it?

Yes

>like a lot of numbers out of germany they are probably exaggerations if not complete fabrications

We will see a rally in XRP today and no one will know why

Based plaguebearer

Wtf. There was really a fucking demonstration?

Fuck bottlecaps, the post apocalyptic currency will be coochie coin

Thanks, don't worry fren, I'm in this prepared. Got enough to synthisize dozens of liters of vitamin C.

epdata.es/datos/coronavirus-china-datos-graficos/498
It's in Spanish but the charts are enough

Well then after today you own $400 worth of stocks user

>111530 infected
>3884 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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meant for

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Some hans in a previous said less than 5k I think

Some anons posted with shortness of breath and dry coofing

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Have you seen the stock market?
Economy is already collapsing.

Governments now have the choice

collapsed economy but saved population

or

collapsed economy and dead population

If you have grandparents, read this its heartbreaking

translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&u=https://www.corriere.it/cronache/20_marzo_09/coronavirus-scegliamo-chi-curare-chi-no-come-ogni-guerra-196f7d34-617d-11ea-8f33-90c941af0f23.shtml

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>1 death
Not in Germany.
He died in some shithole while on holidays.

I am also 3 (or even 2) degrees of separation away from him, so rip me.

SEVEN CONFIRMED CASES OF CORONAVIRUS IN SOUTH AFRICA

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>RIVM today announced a major change with regard to the quarantine rules. From now on, #corona patients can go outside without symptoms after 24 hours. Previously, patients had to stay in strict home isolation until they were tested negative twice

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Spain is flying under the radar. They are heading toward fuckedville and nobody talks about them.

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>several friends down with a 'particularly nasty flu'
>prob its all fine tho, coronavirus is nothingburger
What the fug? :DDDD

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JESUS CHRIST WHERE IS THE FLOOR?????????????

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I'm joining.
Telegram/Kik group when? Let's loot together.

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We are all dead cuz a damn bat soup...

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im going to find you in the post apocalypse and i will gut you

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Probably not. But do us all a favour and go to your nearest synagogue and pray for your immune system. Be sure to shake the Rabbis hand.

For hospital beds:
cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/fields/360.html

What's the redpill about all this corona shit?

Lads what's that youtube channel that always seems to get the cases early?

>epdata.es/datos/coronavirus-china-datos-graficos/498
410 NEW CASES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>choice
Lol

see

>mfw black monday

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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Source!

ok im good then

I will explain my situation. I work at home for some media company at massive multiplayer crossover work. I will not revieal the title because this user confession. I wan going to be evacuated due to the corona-chan to another dimension, but owners of two popular franchises refuse to evacuate me because "I didn't fullifiy contrack" and shit. So I am stuck here waiting up untill they will not milk the dying cow and allowed me to evacuate like a normal person. This is a faggotery level max.

>mom and dad over 60 yrs old
>mom smokes a lot
>dad has chronic kidney disease

Even if I live through this I'm gonna be all alone in the world.

Obviously 0

Correction, that’s probably as of right now

Whatever, yes a big fucking one for womyn rights or whatever
Probably tens of thousands of people walking side by side just in Madrid
This week is going to be fun

EVERYBODYS GONNA HAVE A BEAR TIME