/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1787

► Detected: 111,381 ► Died: 3,882

>NEWS
New York declares state of emergency
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UK supermarkets begin rationing
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US prepares for 96 million cases and 480,000 deaths
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25% of Italy's population quarantined
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CDC approvals delay testing in New York
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>RESEARCH
25 year old nurse dies in Iran
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Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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Virus doesn't show up on throat samples
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Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
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Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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>REMINDER
Japan confirms China doesn't count suspected in death toll
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WHO estimated 284,000 deaths for H1N1 from only 18,000 confirmed
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nCoV to cost global economy $1.1 trillion
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Infected come out negative 50 to 70% of the time
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Netherlands only tests cases with travel history
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>LATEST CASES
12:11: 45 new cases in Sweden.
12:08: 68 new cases in Spain.
12:05: 3 new cases in New York City, New York, United States.
12:02: 1 new case in Vietnam.
11:57: 14 new cases in the United Arab Emirates.
11:20: 42 new cases in Switzerland.
11:18: 1 new case in Poland.

>MORE
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +44 (+23) S. Korea +165 (+3) Iran +595 (+43) Spain +285 (+8) Germany +111 USA +13 Switzerland +42 UK +2 Belgium +39 Sweden +1 Norway +2 Malaysia +18 Austria +8 Bahrain +24 Australia +10 Canada +1 Kuwait +1 UAE +14 India +3 Portugal +1 Vietnam +1 Finland +5 Philippines +10 Palestine +1 Indonesia +13 Qatar +3 Poland +5 Ecuador +1 Georgia +2 S. Arabia +4 Hungary +2 Latvia +3 Slovakia +1 Nigeria +1 Total +1,431 (+77)

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,739 (3,120) ► International 30,642 (762): S. Korea 7,478 (53) Italy 7,375 (366) Iran 7,161 (237) France 1,209 (19) Spain 959 (25) D. Princess 696 (7) USA 554 (22) Japan 502 (7) Switzerland 374 (2) UK 280 (3) Netherlands 265 (3) H. Kong 115 (3) Australia 93 (3) Iraq 65 (6) Egypt 55 (1) Thailand 50 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) S. Marino 36 (1) Philippines 20 (1) Argentina 12 (1) Germany 1,151 Belgium 239 Sweden 204 Norway 178 Singapore 150 Malaysia 117 Austria 112 Bahrain 109 Greece 73 Canada 67 Kuwait 65 UAE 59 Iceland 58 India 43 Israel 39 Denmark 35 Czechia 32 Lebanon 32 Portugal 31 Vietnam 31 Finland 30 Brazil 25 Ireland 21 Algeria 20 Palestine 20 Indonesia 19 Qatar 18 Russia 17 Oman 16 Poland 16 Slovenia 16 Ecuador 15 Georgia 15 Romania 15 S. Arabia 15 Croatia 12 Macao 10 Estonia 10 Chile 10 Azerbaijan 9 C. Rica 9 Hungary 9 Mexico 7 Pakistan 7 Peru 7 Belarus 6 Latvia 6 Slovakia 6 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Afghanistan 4 Senegal 4 Bulgaria 4 Maldives 4 Macedonia 3 Bangladesh 3 Bosnia 3 Malta 3 S. Africa 3 Cambodia 2 Morocco 2 Nigeria 2 Tunisia 2 Albania 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Martinique 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 St. Barth 1 Serbia 1 Togo 1

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>local colleges and schools closed for 15 days
nice

>DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE
CLOSED
Last Updated: Mar 6, 2020 6:01 p.m. EDT
25,864.78
-256.50 (-0.98%)
PREVIOUS CLOSE
26,121.28

>FUTURE MARKETS
Italy (-10.35%) Australia (-8.73%) Poland (-7.51%) Spain (-7.59%) Austria (-7.42%) France (-7.13%) Netherlands (-7.10%) Germany (-7.08%) UK (-6.88%) Singapore (-6.84%) S. Africa (-5.52%) China (-5.45%) Russia (-5.24%) India (-5.15%) USA (-4.87%) Switzerland (-4.81%) H. Kong (-4.66%) S. Korea (-4.06%) Brazil (-3.97%) Japan (-3.77%) Taiwan (-2.81%) Hungary (0.00%) Greece (0.00%)

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Rate my supply bois

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at least humanity wasnt wiped out by world war or nukes ri-right?

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>Dead: 3,882
lol, still only 3,882.
How many days has it been stuck at 3,882? Four days? Five days?

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>Only un Vitoria
Fuuuuck

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I'm farting more than usually lately. Am I gonna die?

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this will all blow over in a month, two months tops. then all of you will have wasted hundreds of hours of your time on NOTHING. pathetic lol

>PG going up
based

wait a few days

Put the happening

I'm the bag

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MOMMY MAKE IT STOP

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>we ignored stuff in the past so we should ignore it now

First for Recession

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Guys, I need answers, why they put a fucking pangolin on the cover??

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OH GOD OH GOD
THE STOCK MARKET
IS GOING TO
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH

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very nice bag

Time spent happooning isn't wasted

>Completely under control

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JUST A FLU NIGGER

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I unironically have been though.

GET A LIFE INCELS.
EVEN IF YOURE THE ONLY BOYS LEFT AFTER A PANDEMIC YOU STILL WONT GET LAID.

NOTHING BURGER

Thank you for the delicious bread!

Reminder to grab all lolis, shotas and hebes when the collapse hits and trade them in the post apocalyptic cunny cartel.

My local supply is tall, blonde, skinny, and asian lolis. Accepting offers.

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>implying we don’t already waste hundreds of hours of our time
>implying we wouldn’t be wasting our time right now even if there wasn’t a global pandemic

NOT FIRST

nothingburger

i'm buying the dip

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Based, I'm a fucking neet anyway so its not like I have anything better to do with my time.

Stop eating all the beans you prepped.

1 HOUR TILL CITY SWEEPERS ARE STOPPED IN THEIR TRACKS FROM ALL THE BODIES SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE STREETS

can you fucking organise it

48h for lombard nhs

Only autistic cultures will be saved. Finland and North East Asia will contain it

Shut the fuck up nigger

Yes

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its just a flu!
just wash your filthy hands and avoid many people at one place!
just go to work normally!
its a nothing burga!

I'm banging your wife while your at work

Deal with it

>hundreds
thousands

TIL Indonesians are autistic

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Oh Gary, you forgot to update your chart.

Why the 2020 Cover says China, Xi and Recession?

same here fartbros

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>Letting out prisoners with health complications

Just let them die! Hassan, do you not know how to be a ruthless dictator or something?

This dude is like the definition of cope, it’s beautiful

>black lowlife
lul!

If only we knew da wae lads... if only...

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+45 new cases in Sweden. 247 in total.

This is unironically happening way too fast. I need more time. REEE

MARTIAL LAW IS COMINGGG

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IT SEEMS MY SUPERIORITY HAS LED TO SOME CONTROVERSY

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hey

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you wouldnt know where to begin having sex , hahahahahah

>During the H1N1 pandemic in 2009, did the media cover it as they have COVID-19
They sure as fuck did in Germany.

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Bro I feel you. Been farting really bad too. I feel a hurting spot in my tummy and before long I do a big stretch and start to feel my anus expanding and flapping against a strong burst of smelly fart. It ripples slightly and then is over.

And I’ll be boning your daughter for a dose’s worth of crack very soon

>Died: 3,882
Only 1000 short of the number of people who drown in the bathtub every year. This is surely the great habbening of our time.

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Is there a NYSE stream? I want to see it it an hour

>tfw you can draw a straight line through the countries most affected.

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Take your meds schizo

SHIEEET IRL DEATH STRANDING IN HUBEI

THIS

>muh roastie Tinder hypergamy will be the default sexual hierarchy for all eternity

Don't get raped, dumb bitch.

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Who else here:
>taking their temperature twice a day
>buying a gun for the first time
>stockpiling food and water

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go visit Italy right now, let a chink coof in your mouth, lick all the holy statues in Iran

Gary!

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