Get in here, stock market crash party

The market cant ' crash; anymore.

The fucking jews have the auto e-breaks built in

are y'all ready for the wanton murder that os coming? US Military essentially has to start a war now.

>Muh free markets
>Oh sorry you can't sell off.

Can I get the quick run down. I've been too focused on the virus stuff so have been neglecting the economy stuff.
Who are we waiting for to open or close?

When don't they

FUCK THE FLOOR NIGGERS WERE TAKING HER PAST 0 BY THE END OF THE WEEK

Dow opens 14:30

How fucked is the Canadian dollar gonna be after this? It's already at .73 USD.

Anyone have a link to the stonks?

Unlikely, that would be a great way to lose an election, and a great way to start a civil war.

It can't crash in a day. It gets hard-locked at 20%. But let's say it hits 20%. And then it hits 20% against the next day. Well, now people are panicking: they want to sell, because the market is declining, but they can't. They can't sell because it won't let them. So now they're trying to panic sell even harder, because they know that they have to sell as soon as the market opens, because if they don't the market will close and they'll be stuck holding the bag for another day, and it'll lose another big chunk of its value. That creates feedback, and while it may have prevented a major single day crash, the failsafe starts ensuring continuously daily drops.

I will personally rape Adam Smith's corpse in public.

Thank God, the government has its priorities straight
ctvnews.ca/politics/liberals-poised-to-legislate-a-ban-on-conversion-therapy-1.4844453

>live in China
>try to prepare breakfast but one of my 7 concubines drank the last of the leaded milk
>get in car
>car won't start because intake is clogged with a toddler's torso
>oh yeah, forgot about that
>pluck it out
>car is still immobilized due to several human heads jamming up the wheel wells
>no time to fix it, I'm late for work
>use concubine #3's bicycle
>bike is broken because it's chinese just like you
>f@#*!
>have to walk, I guess
>put on standard outdoor chinese facemask
>visibility is 20 feet due to smog
>best it's been all year, what a beautiful day
>see neighbor lady sweeping her dead child into trash bin
>again?!
>she shrugs and says "china will go larger" and goes back into house
>a sewer explodes, I narrowly dodge a flying manhole cover
>get to train station
>doors open, suffocated and smothered dead bodies pour out
>oh this is the dead body train, I'll take the next one
>living people train arrives
>doors open, suffocated and smothered dead bodies pour out
>trample over them because I'm late, dammit
>driver announces "scheduled derailment in 10 seconds, please hold on"
>train derails, me and some other guy in the back row survive
>he waves to me with the one arm he has left and smiles
>says "We will live in prosperity!"
>finally get to the wilderness park where I work
>take escalator up to office to clock in
>plate at the top of escalator gives way, gears and torque would've eaten my left leg if I still had one
>feed it my left hand instead as an offering
>for China
>get in car to drive a visitor and her family around tiger enclosure
>remind them that one of them has to die here as per the rules of the park
>daughter says it's her turn and jumps out, mom says "bull (bleep)" and jumps out after her
>Tiger kills the mother but breaks its leg while trying to kill daughter due to calcium defiency
>I have to apologize to the daughter: "sorry, Tiger is broken today, come back tomorrow"
>China will grow larger

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>all those gambling idiots who are crying and will cry blood in an hour
I do not have enough popcorn

bro what is that animal

Ant-käpy

What did they mean by this?

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IT'S HABBENING

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>the punishment will continue until morale improves!

You faggots better buy the dip

So... I should finally buy back in after selling all out last month when?

2 weeks?

VROOM VROOM

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Seriously. Instead of spending money diversifying the economy and reducing our dependence on oil and natural resources they waste money and effort on dumb stuff like this. Too much prosperity made us retarded.

guess I answered myself, 2 weeks it is.

This is going to be huge!!

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IM A SHOOTING STAR LEAPING THROUGH THE SKY

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means the cunt running Wells Fargo has to go

pray for israel lads

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Moving forward using all my breath
Making love to you was never second best
I saw the world crashing all around your face
Never really knowing it was always mesh and lace
I'll stop the world and melt with you
You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
There's nothing you and I won't do
I'll stop the world and melt with you
Dream of better lives the kind which never hates
(You should see why)
Trapped in the state of imaginary grace
(You should know better)
I made a pilgrimage to save this humans race
(You should see why)
Never comprehending the race has long gone bye
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(Let's stop the world) You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
(Let's stop the world) There's nothing you and I won't do
(Let's stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you
The future's open wide
The future's open wide
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(Let's stop the world) I've seen some changes but it's getting better all the time
(Let's stop the world) There's nothing you and I won't do
(Let's stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you
The future's open wide
Hmmm hmmm hmmm
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
Hmmm hmmm hmmm
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(Let's stop the world) You've seen some changes and it's getting better all the time
(Let's stop the world) There's nothing you and I won't do
(Let's stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you
I'll stop the world and melt with you
(Let's stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you
(Let's stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you
(Let's stop the world) I'll stop the world and melt with you

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SORRY FOR MARKET CRASHHINGG

election WILL be suspended

stop watching the fucking WWE porgramme the Uniparty produces for you

Opening bell in 25 minutes, I think I'm unironically going to make popcorn and watch the world burn

tradinghours.com/exchanges/nyse/trading-hours

Rollin for the apocalypse so I can break my sobriety and be a warlord and have a harem.

CHECK DEEZ!!!

Armoured dildo

I haven't slept all night, gotta stay up and work. I'll put coffee on, fuck it.

feeling pretty BASED being a penniless NEET this morning

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Yeah but for one small moment all CEOs were female

Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity

Worth it to watch some history

You fucks are going to be the first to hang. After we put you in the slave camps. See you on the other side PUNK!!

Yes

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i'm a rocket ship on my way to mars

wagie cagies = rattled

The more people think it will crash. The less chance it has of happening.

The market won't crash you brainlets.

The market has circuit breakers which have been activated today because of the sell off, they halt trading to prevent a crash.

On a collision course

CRASH IT
LET IT ALL BURN
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAA LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yas Forums here. SPY is already -7% so we will trip the circuit breaker on open immediately halting trades. No idea if we will hit the second circuit breaker. I doubt we will hit the third today. This decline will go on much longer than people think as virus cases keep coming in unless the repo market has a sudden liquidity crisis today. Then we commit suicide.

screenshot for when this happens 3 times in a row

like a satellite

Just in time for Palestine to be totally wiped out! What are the odds that the entire world would be handcuffed and dealing with internal strife while Palestine is finally euthanized once and for all? And all it took was one virus from Harvard!

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T-19 m

>log scale for oil prices

back to work bro

I’m out of control

Can you video yourself LIVE when you jump off the roof of your condo? It would really make me happy.

All what US military do is essentially murder civilians, since ww2

oil getting BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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Kek

What no, I got out of the market weeks ago and am shorting the fuck out of it like the Jew I aspire to be. I'll live stream my neighbors though because I warned them in January.

>Yas Forums here
Imagine posting this unironically, as if posting on a crypto circlejerk pyramid scam board makes you some kind of expert on the stock market.

youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8

ROCK THE CASBAH

this biz is always wrong it’s a mark of shame

Rolling for myself
singles -> -5%
doubles -> -10%
triples -> -20%, trading closed for the day

20 MINUTES

>just 5%
Let me fix that

FUCK

The Mark of the Beast

We're FUCKED!!!!

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EVERY DAY IM COLLA-PSING

>all these retards
If you've put your money in decent stocks they will recover within a year like last crash, just look up the dow companies graphs and you will see they bounced back fairly quick.
Also this time there are no banks that are bankrupt or some other crisis, it's just histeria about a virus.
>long story short
>short term
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
>long term
recovery within 6 to 14 months

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These are the end times

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FUCK TRUMP, his retarded ass has doomed us all to the Coronavirus and now the fuckin economy is tanking too.

Never seen the European markets hit this hard. Even in 2008.

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God is grerat.
The jews have bread the anti-chirst
CHIRST rebirth is here
Rejoice and on your knees fellow sinners!

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Kot

this is how it is done.
they approve

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>666 and a 0..
>close enough

Hail Satan. I believe in you.

rolling

CRYPTO GETTING BTFO

Yas Forums ON SUICIDE WATCH

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The rapid sell already doomed the market.I wonder who did this.

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>no banks that are bankrupt

other than Deutchbank anyhow.

It's going to happen.

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Four more years, rent free.

>mfw the margin calls start coming in and daytraders start hitting the pavement at terminal velocity

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Now show chainlink.
Do it, I'm waiting.

i'm a sex machine ready to reload

When should I sudoku

Hahahahaha let the number jews squirm. The stock market is a thing of the past. Let it go.

I sold everything 2 months ago

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>flag
About 8 hours ago

>Evanescence - Wake me up Inside
Good choice!

Post best song for market crash opening!

>europe going down 8%
Jesus this is a bloodbath. We're only opening tomorrow, I'm scared mummy

Russia BTFO by both oil crash and stock market crash

Why cheap oil is bad? What does that mean?

where can i watch lads

Can't wait for the 0.2p reduction in price lads

i fuckin kekd mate

Everything will be fine for me, i am going in the miltary

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Someone post a stream to CNBC.

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Means the oil countries can't buy our guns

should sticky desu

youtube.com/watch?v=In5TFCcF8uI

Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh EXPLODE

you beta see it at the pump otherwise the government is scamming the public.

You take a commodity that was x value, and cut it in half. Everyone that had invested loses a tremendous amount of value and buying power.

livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html

It means America is going to invade Venezuela

>Why cheap oil is bad
It's bad for countries who's economies are based on oil exports like Saudi, Russia etc. But generally good for consumers as it makes things cheaper.

Another republican recession.

Not necessarily because remember we don't have caps on oil production starting with this point. We will now flood the market with Saudis and we won't lose that much on oil

The price change means billions if trillions have been lost in future profits and investments in oil.

T MINUS 5

4

Add corrupt unions to that graph and corrupt teaching administrations. Even a democratic majority can be as unjust as the most cruel dictator.

All seats of power can and will be corrupted.

This is why the founding fathers gave us guns.

>surplus of oil as cheap an need to make same market scores.

i'm burnin' through the sky yeah

You're a God.

Thanks everyone watch live.

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Im moist

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>LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

crash et

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It's the final countdown...

youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw

DANCE TIME

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2 MORE MINUTES

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if dubz we hit -20% within first hour of trading

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IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THIS

actually hyped for a Yas Forums happening for the first time since 2016
LET'S GO
RED EVERYWHERE

I don't own stonks. What are some of you smarty anons expecting?