You wake up in South East London

You wake up in South East London

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oi mate do you have a loicense for that camera?

I go eat me jellied eels and get me social security then get food for grill at my semi detached house because me dad asked me to, all done in me tracksuits.

I get jumped by a gang of youths and stabbed to death

>you wake up in bongistan

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Looks nice, there are more white people than here.

i love the norf

Where is this? Looks familiar. I am from Peckham.

I'd go look for Jenna Coleman I guess. Maybe jump off a London bridge if the brown bastards saying I don't look like I'm from around here trigger me hard enough

god i feel bad for you, you really have to live in this shithole?

Shit it’s New Cross isn’t it. By Goldsmith’s university.

Wake up here every day. What do?

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no one likes us, we don't care

Remember to carry spoon for protection

Wonder how the fuck I got here, then go find a train to get back to Scotland.

Not much of an improvement but still. Home is home.

Starve.

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Tidy your garden you bloody potato.

must be 6 in the morning
whitey is off to work

same, awful winter this year. zero snow and grey almost every day, should I neck myself?

It's pissing rain

Mmmm breakfast

pray for sunlight

Not just yet. Personally I can't wait for the delightful warm rain of summer.

Is it true you can get shot by Foimer Goiles for stepping over that fence?

At the moment yeah but I'm buying 2 acres to extend my garden so it'll all be good

ngl that looks pretty comfy

Clean your fucking yard of children's toys and knocked over furniture. Needless to say, this looks comfy af. Reminds me of my childhood at my grandparent's farm.

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Sounds terrifying desu.

Stop drinking so much.

>YO MY SLIME, WHO TRYNA RIDE ON DEM OPPS

fucking hate that shit nioggeryank graffiti that is everywhere here.

It's right here. Looked up Goldsmith uni and then the "Marquis of ..." pub.

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Thanks for motivating me guys

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Sneak out before Mingeata's brothers come to visit.

Gay.

Absolutely based.

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I go to Scotland instead

what a bleak shit hole

Find a corner shop and buy a pint before the hangover kicks in.

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Now that's beautiful.

im starting to believe modern media is a massive elaborate psyop to drive millions insane

Based and clean pilled.

Greenwich is cosy af what are you on about

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in a ways looks comfy, would love to be ablöe to timetravel and watch that form.

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Based

fucking hate fireworks

Toronto looks worse than this.

Brits should thank Hermann Göring for bombing it

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No it looks more like Calgary or Edmonton

t. dog

JUNIOR SPESH
>ONE POUND AND FIFTY PENCE
JUNIOR SPESH
>ONE POUND AND FIFTY PENCE
JUNIOR SPESH
>ONE POUND AND FIFTY PENCE
JUNIOR SPESH
>ONE POUND AND FIFTY PENCE

Look into operation mocking bird

You should thank Bill Clinton for bombing Belgrade.

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I'm sure you do kike cock sucker

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Kek he got u good

grab the fertilizer

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faggot

I shrug and go get a sausage roll from Greggs with brown sauce.

Ammonium and potassium nitrate are illegal here nao