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Most retarded post I’ve ever seen in regards to the economics. Congrats on being that retarded if you aren’t trolling.

laugh at mutts thread?
hold on
*ahem*
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... There was a dip... We bought it... How did I lose?

No, they have some cash but they're too uneducated to have stocks. I told them to buy gold 2 years ago but they didn't.
When there's blood on the streets I'll make them buy some stonks. I just hope this isn't going to be like the Japanese 1985 bubble that they never recovered from.

Idk ask Ceasar

buy stocks
chosen people need to cash out off the goyim filth

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seething mountain jew. you don't belong here if you don't enjoy the ride.

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>not even a series 7
> giving investment advice
What? the SEC might wanna look into this
IMPEACH

I wonder if I made a hashtag #stocks4israel telling them to buy stocks so that the chosen of god can cash out, how many MIGA boomers would actually do it.

>We

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I think summer is early. Before years end though will be the entry point in which 1000’s of new millionaires will be made in 2021.

how many people get bogged today

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kek

This, muh coronavirus will allow jews and energy companies to get bailed out.

>muh stawks
>muh bad economy

lol unless you're a boomer retard its the easiest time to make money in the long-term.

Truth. It’ll take balls of solid rock which I don’t have but there’s lots of $$$ to be made over the next year. Fucked if I’m risking my hard earned though.

>Trump 2016:
>Stonks are a massive bubble
youtube.com/watch?v=4xn9jLy_TB4&t=55

>Trump 2020:
>Just keep buying stonks while wall street sells their positions.

Was the entire Trump presidency a ploy to get more retail investors (ie bagholders) to buy stocks?

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Why wouldn’t you buy the dip?
Either the maker goes back up, and you profit.
Or the market completely crashed, in which case, your money would have been useless anyways.
There is no reason not to buy the dip.

>Or the market completely crashed, in which case, your money would have been useless anyways.
Cash is everything but useless in a crash. Anyway I don't really care. I just like to see boomers cry on TV.

It was only a massive bubble because it happened under Obama. But Trump stocks? Now all that growth was suddenly very good.

How about taking your cash and investing in something tangible?
Even if you buy the dip and try to profit as it bounces on its way down, in the end, when the markets crash, your money will still be useless, but you will have more of it.

When the panic of this virus is gone, life will return to normal and people will be relieved, you will see a boom. Not so hard to understand

I knew the kikes would crash the economy before the election

>just a flu bro

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Trump is so, soo retarded right now. Dementia?

Still buying the dip.
Brainlettes don't understand the concept of long term investments; everything is short sighted to you guys. Then you end up 70 years old, still working at Walmart, wondering why you have no fucking money to retire on.

Zoom out that graph and take a look at the overall market for the past century. Then come back and let me know if any of those short term dips were reason to panic and regret jumping into the market.

Also diversify your portfolio - not only did I buy the dip in stocks but I bought the dip in Gold. Guess what's doing well right now? But people like you are too scared to ever make money, and you'll know throw money j to the ring when times are good, only to panic sell at the bottom when things go south for a year or so.

I swear, it's like you guys are goldfish or something. It says a lot that I have ADHD and still plan for the future better than most of you guys.

By the way, I know you're either too young or not far enough in your career to have one, but your 401k goes directly into the market and needs to be placed somewhere. If you have a decent job, you're already in stocks, so are you just letting the opportunity to get everything on sale get away from you?

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He thinks he can control the narrative during a pandemic with his tweets like it was normal times. OH NO NO NO NO

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theguardian.com/us-news/video/2014/dec/04/i-cant-breathe-eric-garner-chokehold-death-video
youtube.com/watch?v=1o9lX34dFUw
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Eric_Garner

>what's an economic feedback loop?

Isn't every western state saying similar things?
In Sweden Anders Tegnell the state epidemiology expert is saying several times a week that the peak has been reached or will be reached in 1-2 days.
After he is proven wrong he just says "I was wrong but the peak will be in 1-2 days". Yesterday he said the peak will be today or Monday.

Is this not happening in Germany?

>Brainlettes don't understand the concept of long term investments; everything is short sighted to you guys. Then you end up 70 years old, still working at Walmart, wondering why you have no fucking money to retire on.
Suppose you want to start a business 5 years from now but you need capital. Well now your money is tied up and invested in other people's shitty business (ie the stock market) and still haven't recovered your initial investment.

More HAs. You don’t seem bitter enough.

I think over here they said the peak will be in May.

That’s just because no one likes Obama.

Just don’t panic sell and you’ll be fine in the long run

Shoulda sold when he tweeted this, otherwise it's too late time to hunker down and ride it out.

this is fake and gay, just checked

If you're starting your own business and banking on liquidating stocks for capital then you probably aren't smart enough to be running a business in the first place. You do know what loans are for, right? They do more than pay for fancy pieces of paper.

>He doesnt know
user, I...

How's the old deutsche bank going bra?

in constant decline just like this board

I pulled my 401k out and bought stocks last week $273k all of it. Am I still okay? The wife is pist but whatever

Isn't most of 401k money in stocks anyway?

but but but sean hannity and rush limbaugh told us to? how can they be wrong?

my rich boome uncle is dumping all of his stocks. he was on the phone 2 days ago with his financial advisors and i heard the whole conversation. they were shitting their pants. basically from what i heard he completely exited the market. sold it all. this is a man with about 10M in stocks.

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Cashed it with a 35% penalty and bought stocks I wanted

>muh secret bubble

You need to go back, Paultard

The horse fucker user obviously read Cows by Matt stokoe

how is it secret? P/E ratios have been sky-high for a while now. People were expecting a recession even before the Corona virus. Now it's definitely happening.

35 percent penalty? You lost 100k? Wow, what a tard

ETF and stocks.

>not posting the march pictures

>buy stocks
>take out loans
ok boomer kike