/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1785

Indonesia, Malaysia and Philiphines are going down.
Not a good sign.

Iran released their prisoners because they knew how bad it would get.

>7,769,681,355 infected
>3,884,840,677 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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2 HOURS FOR THE OPENING BELL

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finland is +7

Thread theme
youtu.be/bUFWXpYJKaI

> tfw 20 cases total

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156 NEW CASES IN ISRAEL
>156 NEW CASES IN ISRAEL
156 NEW CASES IN ISRAEL
>156 NEW CASES IN ISRAEL
156 NEW CASES IN ISRAEL
>156 NEW CASES IN ISRAEL

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w-what viral video?

thanks so much argiebro

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I’m prepping once my university closes

I predict a “freak accident” that will burn a few apartment complexes to the ground with zero survivors

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Be patient, we should be reaching those numbers by this time next year

Prepare yourselves with EVERYTHING you need

Shit is about to escalate

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That you know of.

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2 HOURS AND 8 MINUTES*

Only Montenigger left

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SPAIN RESUME: +900 CASES. 25 DEATHS
>SPAIN RESUME: +900 CASES. 25 DEATHS
SPAIN RESUME: +900 CASES. 25 DEATHS
>SPAIN RESUME: +900 CASES. 25 DEATHS
SPAIN RESUME: +900 CASES. 25 DEATHS
>SPAIN RESUME: +900 CASES. 25 DEATHS
SPAIN RESUME: +900 CASES. 25 DEATHS
>SPAIN RESUME: +900 CASES. 25 DEATHS
SPAIN RESUME: +900 CASES. 25 DEATHS
>SPAIN RESUME: +900 CASES. 25 DEATHS
SPAIN RESUME: +900 CASES. 25 DEATHS
>SPAIN RESUME: +900 CASES. 25 DEATHS

>just a flu bro
youtube.com/watch?v=W9NUHmcHBGE

Some guy in shitaly is locked in his house with his sisters dead body and they wont let him out, wont give him test results for 24 hours and hes fucking pissed

Ten little mutts standin' in a line,
One coughed up his lungs and then there were nine;

Nine little mutty boys swingin' a state,
One voted Bernie and then there were eight.

Eight little Mutty boys praying to heaven.
One went to Mike Pence and then there were seven;

Seven little Mutty boys gathering some sticks,
One didn't prep and then there were six.

Six little Mutty boys all alive,
One kicked the bucket and then there were five;

Five little Mutty boys on a bunker door,
One tumbled in and then there were four.

Four little Mutty boys infecting on a spree,
One got tested and then there were three;

Three little mutty saying "just the flu",
One was a boomer and then there were two

Two little Mutty boys looting with a gun,
One shot t'other and then there was one;

One little mutty boy his storage was gone.,
He starved and then there were none.

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SOURCE

BASED

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CNN now refers to Corona chan as pandemia. NOOOO not the P word
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1236965325222088705?s=20

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It's 900+ cases not +900 cases

Based, comfy, properly updated argiethread.

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Actually considering like tripling my stockpiles, only have enough for a couple months

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spain is the new italy. pasta la vista espana

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Also Cyprus

>tfw will never be locked in with my hot sisters dead body I can molest for a full 24 hours before they take her away
Do you think he at least copped a feel? Little bit of nipple sucking?
God I'm cooming to the thought of it

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POLAND:
> Rozpoczęła się konferencja ministra zdrowia. Łukasz Szumowski poinformował o 16 potwierdzonych przypadkach zarażenia koronawirusem w Polsce.

16 cases in Poland

> Ponad 170 osób jest hospitalizowanych, a ponad 4 tys. zostało objętych kwarantanna domową - poinformował minister zdrowia.

170 hospitalized (most of them probably will be corona cases since we know we can identify corona with a CT of lungs)

4 thousand under quarantine

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lol I just heard the news
>patient 17 "the lying cunt" spread Corona-Chan to at least 9 foreign patients,including 2 British boomers
>they went to Da Nang and spread it to one local this one thot they bought (3P much?)
>now both the thot and her roommate are in quarantine zone, the whole area was sealed
>the thot said after british boomers she was also "close" with at least 10 more guys
fuck yellow fever boomers and fuck bleach suckers
pic very related

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16th case in Poland just confirmed, at +5 today

LONG LIVE ITALY
LONG LIVE FASCISM

The judeo-masonic cabal that has been leeching off Italy since 1945 will be CRUSHED.

Be ready anons!

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Sooo basically neets will run the New World

OH BABY BABY

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Kek, where’s your waiter now?

IT'S ALL FUCKING HAPPENING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

>IT'S ALL FUCKING HAPPENING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

IT'S ALL FUCKING HAPPENING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

>IT'S ALL FUCKING HAPPENING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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OP is a fucking glownigger. This is a job for him if you haven't noticed. This general is a CIA nigger psyop.

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trust the plan!

I go by European Continent not European countries desu, because if I added all the EU countries it would includes territories way past Europe

Ding ding golden bear

WILL WHO NIGGER DECLARE IT TODAY THERE ARE NO COUNTRIES LEFT NO MARKETS LEFT TO SAVE

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fug we're going to have to kick your ass again

>Portugal's president in self-isolation

bbc.com/news/live/world-51796781

>re;Zero delayed
fuck something I actually cared about

Family might get it soon due to a cunt that traveled, how to avoid getting infected soon? What does recovery mean?

ready the pasta cannons, bowser is about to steal the princess

Countries which high consume of pasta and/or rice are the Inés with most cases. Just saying.

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He will declare it a pandemic at 3pm GMT

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>Spain 911 (25)
lavanguardia.com/vida/20200309/474038552981/coronavirus-wuhan-china-contagios-fallecidos-espana-madrid-catalunya-valencia-galicia-italia-ultimas-noticias-hoy-en-directo.html

Italy's situation soon

Sure rabbi

Canada only +1? Meh, so much for HAPPOONING

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WHO declaring it a pandemic has no real implications. They are an advisory body mostly.

Porco dio guys

THE MENTAL OLYMPICS TODAY
I CAN ALREADY FEEL THEM

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Parts of Turkey and Kazakhstan are technically Europe too

HAPPENING CANCELED
/cvg/ BTFO

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I don't wanna die guys. I'm still young. I have so much to live for.

???

friendly reminder that if you are alone, you will die

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fake news

Any new webs or pictures? haven't checked these in like 4 weeks now..

wtf I dont remember adding desu to my sentence or fucking up my english this much, I think corona has got me, I have been having headaches and high temperature 1 week after going through Flu B

there are riots in Italian prisons, 3 dead prisoners

ansa.it/sito/notizie/cronaca/2020/03/08/coronavirus-proteste-nelle-carceri-un-morto-a-modena_986b5b77-bc83-4a04-bc95-12dc8bd899e6.html
>In Modena the prisoners, protesting for the prevention measures for Covid-19, had barricaded themselves in the institute of the Emilian city. And a riot breaks out in the prison of Foggia: some prisoners manage to escape by being blocked shortly after outside the penitentiary institution by the police, they have torn a gate of the 'block house', the area that separates them from the street, many of them climb the gates of the perimeter of the prison. On the spot police, carabinieri and army soldiers.
>A revolt also began at the San Vittore prison and some prisoners climbed onto the roof of the district house. Police cars on the spot.

>source: trust me, dude

i would not short right now, you never know what retards on market can come up with next. just be safe in gold fren

Reposting, didn't see thread was hitting limit

>2 weeks ago some old cunt of a customer coughed me straight in the face
>been shitting liquid for a week that smells like a mixture of corpse and rotten eggs
>throat sore, started today
>feels like i have sandpaper in my airways
>cold but sweating but also no real fever
>no energy and pressure in my head

I work in the meat/retail industry. Same user who had walking pneumonia for like 2 months, might remember me if you were here when /CVG/ started.

I fear this is it bros. FUCK

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No, thats greece, not turkey.

we eat truckloads of pasta here too m8. in fact your food is probably generally more healthy tho.

The Trudeau government is going to downplay it until they can't anymore. Just like the fucking terrorists derailing trains and lighting CN buildings on fire.

Wait when does the market start

just shoot them. dont need literal scum consume the supplies in an emergency, let alone cause more trouble.

Because a virus cares about our elections. Especially when they come from outside of our country. ffs

Recovery generally means you have not have had fever for more than 10 days straight. lungs almost fully recovered and have taken multiple tests that came out negative.

he'll say it when his chink owners tell him to
and they will never tell him to

muh elections

no one gives a fuck about your retards in chief amerifats

And that's just in Italy. I would start thinking 90 days of supplies now.

It's better when they struggle a bit though

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Does he sleep?

Hours later and we still have Massive internet outages in Germany across providers

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9:30AM EST

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mutts!

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China is on lockdown not much footage you get from that. Civilized countries won't allow filming inside hospitals.

I have a friend who happens to be a doctor. Turns out he's a total retard when it comes to corona. Also doctors can't do math. They can't even predict how the healthcare will be hit by the crisis.

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>thich

Well guess what the system is imploding.

Mussolini was right about the masonic plutocracies. We'll win this time

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Then dissolve AIPAC

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Now since China is claiming that they already clear, or close to, clear the virus, who can finally admit it's a pandemic while also sucking China by saying they will be the savior

Nice meme flag