/cvg/ # 1783: Laying Pipe Edition

► Detected: 110.908 ► Died: 3,831
Chinese numbers are faked by the CCP. Don‘t forget
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

>NEWS
US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
archive.is/7BkR0

15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
archive.is/s1wVX

UK supermarkets begin rationing
archive.vn/UTeCL

Italy to prioritize those most likely to survive
archive.is/0EHtj

Ted Cruz exposed to positive carrier at CPAC
archive.is/gjRr2

>RESEARCH
Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
archive.is/z6uLb

Resistant to antivirals
archive.is/pgxDl

Aerosolized, airborne transmission
archive.is/AOka6

Bodies must be cremated
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Rapidly mutating
archive.is/GPVv4

>REMINDER
Useful prep list anons put together
pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs (embed) (embed)

Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
archive.is/FScSh

WHO estimated 284,000 deaths for H1N1 from only 18,000 confirmed
archive.is/S1vBE

Infection could reach 60% of world population
archive.is/Xcxwm

China figures likely simulated
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>LATEST CASES
07:35: 8 new cases in Austria. (Source)
07:22: 2 new cases in Georgia. (Source 1, Source 2)
06:45: 3 new cases in India. (Source)
05:26: 3 new cases in Latvia. (Source)
04:25: 7 new cases in New South Wales, Australia. (Source)
04:09: 1 new case in Peel Region, Ontario, Canada. (Source)

>MORE
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fuck coofers

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im straight

Are those keep away poles or something?

The PRC has LOST the Mandate of Heaven. 共产党不再有天命. The Chinese have failed to observe the proper rites and rituals honoring Huang Di, the gods, and saints, for 108 years. 108 being the most auspicious number to the Chinese pantheon, this is the proper time to correct the course of China and mend their broken ways.

China needs to do three things:
>restore the rightful Emperor's rightful heir to the throne so the proper rites and rituals can be perfected in accordance with the rules set down from ancient times
>abandon communism and return to the feudal system with a shellac of democracy to pacify the internal and external disharmony of the oppression of Communism
>restore the ancient Imperial Examination system, using the power of the Internet to aid study and matriculation, ensuring that only the brightest AND most highly moral people will be involved in government of the newly restored Empire

Only when these three are done faithfully will harmony be restored to China, manifesting in peace and prosperity for all the Chinese people, who can then take their place as a true first world nation. As long as Godless Communism reigns in the Middle Kingdom, there will be social and political disorder, explosions, plagues, and other punishments from Huang Di, who we call simply God in the West. China is on a path to self-destruction and only a return to correct ways, as devised by Mencius and Confucius and the Yellow Emperor before, will ensure harmony. Until then plagues, suffering, and disharmony will become more frequent and the people will feel fortunate to eat gutter oil and vermin.

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Bullshit faggot

>Doubt

Think I've got a cavity on my upper right cuspid. Will this make me more susceptible to the wuhan virus?

>schizos still at it with this bullshit virus
Wasn't the world supposed to end like a month ago? Should we wait the trademark 2 more weeks bro™?

Exactly. 6 feet or more we're supposed to give, good luck on that one in your average metro at rush time.

>show up in uniform
>get tested immediately
can't make this shit up
results should be in by the end of the day

damn didnt know there was a smurf fandom

if hes blue hes got the flu

A reminder, the corona virus is a meme that will only wreck third world nation's like China.

Here are just some articles about what's going on in Japan for anyone interested.
www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200309/k10012320591000.html?utm_int=all_side_ranking-access_005
>Stocks are falling in price in Japan
www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200309/k10012321421000.html?utm_int=all_side_ranking-social_002
>JAL airlines confirmed a flight attendant had it.
>She was working on a plane to Chicago.
www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200309/k10012321511000.html?utm_int=all_side_ranking-social_001
>Pro baseball season opening postponed

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DO THEY STILL GO TO WORK IN CHINA
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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Reminder /ptg/ is full of senile fucks like their president who thinks saving an already dead economy is going to save this kike's reelection efforts.

this is your mind on burgers

it's over

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>infantile manchildren can't take a single fucking thing seriously even if alternative means choking on your own blood
Fucking burn it all down.

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Reminder that zoomers are just as effected as boomers, they only die later after multiple attacks because they have generally healthier organs.

Does not only effect the lungs, but all other organs as the virus travels through the central nervous system
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/jmv.25728

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Every disease is punishment by heaven for wicked humans. Expose the evil and be a good person. If you remember that the CCP is bad and Falun Gong is good you‘ll be saved

if you wanna watch live CNBC for stock market, put this link in VLC

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we might reach 200k infected in 6 more months
fucking nothingburger

Traffic data being faked so explain how many the dead are getting to "work" exactly?

please tell me this won't affevt the anime industry

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Ayyyy
You think we‘re scared of a virus?
Okay actually many are, but not Italy level

lmao,

>hungarian education

>Dead: 3,831
lol, still only 3,831.
How many days has it been stuck at 3,831? Four days? Five days?

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prove it by succing my dic

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Reminder to grab as many lolis and hebes as possible when the chaos hits.
Trade them for food, goods and use them to COOOOOOOOM
Start your cunny cartel

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Are they really communist, m8. Those fuckers are literally going everywhere and buying land and stuff. I met a China dude on cs yesterday that was new and had a bloody dragon lore. Taobao is practically Chinese amazon.

Get all tooth holes plugged.

so when will he release the vaccine?

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>philippine cases doubles
LOL

Toothpaste squeezer, I love you

If the Olympics are cancelled Comiket may get its venue back.

You'll be the first one getting shot.

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reported to poleec
fuk u faget

Nobody even brought up Trump and you're already seething. Calm down tranny.

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DUDE FUCKING WHAT!? PRO BASEBALL POSTPONED IN NIPPON!?
That's actually really serious です
Nips love their fieldsphere

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china is a fascist state by definition. the state controls all private business, every company is to serve the state.

It's seasonal. Everything will be over by the summer.

That's why warmer countries were affected much less and found it significantly easier to stabilise the situation and prevent uncontrolled spread.

Fuck the chinks.

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You honestly think China can make something of their own, and not just make a cheap knock off?

Probably sooner considering that we went up over 10k in what was probably less than 24 hours

>detected: 110.908
only 110? also how do you get 0.9 of a human?

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Yes, incubation time is long as shit

I don't even know what any of that shit means.

Why do people seethe so much when you say logical things like “the council might cancel that big running race this month because of coronavirus”? They’re so quick to point out that it’s “just a flu”. Yes I can see the government just letting the virus run wild and infect everyone because, hey, it ONLY kills 4% of people.

When they shut down offices, schools, they can’t get tasty food, I will sit in my castle on my throne of toilet rolls and laugh.

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There won't be a vaccine, as it's almost guaranteed Corona will mutate multiple times. The world couldn't even get one together for SARS, we just got lucky.

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stop being dumb

Go the fuck back to /ptg/ faggot. I see you niggers are out in full force because nobody is even bothering to come into your stupid fucking general to make fun of you for being this dumb. Active damage control as always.

Will these wipes kill corona Chan?

How do I go about getting a gf in these times lmao ? I dont want to die never knowing what it feels like to be loved lmao.

>t. 80% Chinese country

why are there not many burgers posting right now

i was planing on going to nippan in june

still planing
how fucked?

> #Milanononsiferma
> people in Milan having their daily spritz to show off their courage
> "just a flu bruh"
> shit spreads like oil
> city gets locked down
> people fleeing back to terronia
> Nonna Santina di Sezze dies because you had a Spritz

We deserve this

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Yellows count as half because no soul.

>>JAL airlines confirmed a flight attendant had it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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irony

Its 3 in the fucking morning.

Kek my dad is even cleaning coins with clorox.

bro in 2 weeks we will all be in quarantine

Even if they could, it's not going to do anything because you can't cure a virus. If anything it's going to kill your ass if you were smart and avoided all these naysayer fucks.

>coincidentally 90% of the warmer countries are also third world shitholes with very low amounts of testing of the virus if not no tests at all

Bruh spare some rolls... spare some squares bruh.. im all out of toilet paper bruh... Im a old world veteran please

Cracked the epidemiology.

3.5 doubling time
Almost everyone gets at least mild cough/fever
25% get pneumonia
Pneumonia - 33% severe, 10% dead
1% CFR, if hospitals can't help you10% CFR
10 days incubation 8 days mild symptoms = hospital presenting cases were infected 18 days ago

Tokyo has 0.5-2 million cases, will reach 20 (inflection point) by April. 10,000-25,000 pneumonia cases presenting now. Last week would have been 2,000-6,000. Before that just a few hundred.
Suspect systematic suppression of viral pneumonia cases, old people staying home to die, people not dwelling on death.

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oh shit yooure right, why am i up this late

That's right, keep seething

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