AUS/POL/ - DAY OF THE PILLOW EDITION #3

Gday lads. Australia is suing Facebook?

>Australian privacy watchdog launches court action against Facebook over Cambridge Analytica access
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-09/facebook-privacy-oaic-information-commissioner/12039642

>Get a load of this fucking boomer bitch
twitter.com/Kimmaree13/status/1236791689773109248 (embed) (embed)
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8089841/Woman-coughs-man-Sydney-train-coronavirus-argument.html

>Alarm bells: Oil price crash is a worrying sign for the health of the world economy
baka.com.au/business/markets/alarm-bells-oil-price-crash-is-a-worrying-sign-for-the-health-of-the-world-economy-20200309-p5486n.html

>Italy's death toll spikes, ASX 200 plunges and two Sydney schools hit by disease
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-09/coronavirus-updates-live/12037620?section=politics

>'Vehicle repairs to become more expensive if not impossible': Experts
9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-vehicle-repairs-to-become-more-expensive-if-not-impossible-experts-warn/d81474c4-565e-445d-b6b2-6799b378b5c9

>ASX200 falls further, down 6.1pc and $114 billion smaller
baka.com.au/business/markets/oil-prices-fall-10pc-as-opec-fails-to-reach-agreement-20200309-p5484m.htm

>T20 World Cup final a triumph for Australia and women's cricket
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-09/t20-world-cup-final-victory-for-womens-cricket-and-australia/12037732

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First for grow your own food cunts
>if you don't have a backyard farm how will your survive 3 months in quarantine?

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Fuck me lads, just praised him. Might praise him again later idk

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lol yardlet spotted

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

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ASIO is Aus/pol/'s greatest ally!
New task force against CCP
>The task force will include staff from domestic spy agency ASIO, the Australian Federal Police, financial intelligence unit Austrac, listening agency ASD and imagery intelligence organisation AGO.


Daily reminder: ASIO loves you all!
Remember to give thanks to your ASIO brothers!

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The other missing meme.
Sorry I'm late.

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Boomer spotted, literally no one under 40 has a garden big enough to grow anything due to house prices quadrupling over 15 years

If you are coming to ASIO's or AFP's attention you're fucked in the head.

What'd you lads have for dinner?

How good was the cricket last night lads

This seems like a bad idea.

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I do. But the soil is shit. I dont know how to make it better for growing in

Boomers don't produce anything you twat. Stop making excuses for why you won't do something and just start doing it.

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spagbol, fuckn ace it was

Depends how bad things get. You can always take it down again.

But it's worthwhile letting gold and silver fags know you've got food and you're willing to trade for their shiny.

The sign says: "Pooftas fuck off!"

Exactly, if you're not a lunatic then you have nothing to fear!

Ironic thing is if Horseface had released these decent quality pix earlier instead of trying to arrest every cunt for spreading his shit lo-quality cam feed, there wouldnt be all the 'muh false flag' poofters.
>you cant really praise him if he didnt really do it

bury an asian in it

Exactly

I am managing to grow a few fruits and vegetables in my small backyard. But my sister keeps on cutting my Passionfruit vine.

Coom, piss and shit on it.

I hear kiwi's are better for that

>I can't into gardening
retard spotted

le spicy ramen, with mushrooms, beans and some beef meatballs, im stuffed.

who drinking?

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nth for q&a has gone downhill further than i thought was physically possible

Moving to an apartment with yuuge balcony. Will try, thanks m8

let you grass grow long (all the way to seed) slash it with a whipper snipper, let it mulch. Aerate your soil before every rain (push a pitchfork into it evenly spaced).
6 months of this and your soil will be fertile AF.
Composting all your green waste (never compost protein) will build soil quickly as well.

>>I can't into gardening
>retard spotted
sounds like you just looked in the mirror

Australia's shit, there's asians everywhere and the anglos here are some of the most insufferable faggots on the planet. They remind me of frat boys at their worst, only they never grow out of that douchebag phase. I've met old fuck aussies that STILL carry on like that. In closing, I can't wait to go back to the US next month. Fuck this country and fuck all of you.

youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s

The sign says:
> "will trade fruit&veg for more ammo or good blowjobs"
If the goldbugs didnt also stockpile ammo, you just know they're going to be good at sucking cock afted a few weeks.

Get an acidity testing kit from bunnings. Remember to don your PPE gear first. If it's too acidic, add potash or just wood ashes. If it's too basic, and sulphur. Most plants prefer slightly acidic.
That's the usual cause of growing problems.

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Just remember that if your stack doesn't have access to a soil bed (ie you're on a balcony) you're going to have to replace the soil more often. Potatoes will suck the nutrients out of the soil pretty quickly.

>tfw you realize hügelkultur, aka antisemitic gardening, is for corpse disposal and rapid decomposition
can't dig them up if there's a tree on top

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Check out Italy's quarantine plans:
>The most salient details of the Italian quarantine are as follows: In the quarantine region, weddings and funerals have been suspended, as well as religious and cultural events. Cinemas, night clubs, gyms, swimming pools, museums and ski resorts have been closed. Restaurants and cafes in the quarantined zones can open between 06:00 and 18:00 but customers must sit at least 1m (3ft) apart. People have been told to stay at home as much as possible, the BBC reports.

>Those who willingly decide to break the quarantine could face three months in jail.

Wonder if we will see that here?

Chilli

WE MUST PURGE THE IRISH/COCKNEY MONGRELS OF OCEANIA.

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I got some chilies growing on my balcony, they'll keep me alive an extra day but I'll wish I was dead

I have 2 bank accounts and maxed out the daily withdrawal limit on both getting my savings out before the shtf.

This is Shitney, these peasants are the ones who catch and spread coronavirus, while their Jewish master have fun to watch it.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8090637/Peak-hour-commute-plunged-chaos-Sydney-urgent-track-repairs-spark-major-delays.html

Should they all be euthanised to end their misery?

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wtf

>n the quarantine region, weddings and funerals have been suspended, as well as religious and cultural events.
>Cinemas, night clubs, gyms, swimming pools, museums and ski resorts have been closed
>Those who willingly decide to break the quarantine could face three months in jail.
Absolute nothingburger. Happens every flu season in northern italy. I once served 3 months for going out for a sneaky durrie after dark on a visit to Milan.

beer

only on a small scale if shtf
our population is pretty dispersed compared to other nations

No point having cash if the cash itself is worth nothing in a currency exchange

If you can grow chili you can grow bell peppers and snow peas.
Make sure you get some going.

you probably stayed in sydney, i could've told you that, faggot, imagine actually believing our paul hogan propaganda

That's north sydney

Where’s the bf?

We're all asians over here now

evidently right here.

Fuckin Nazis

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he's an /ausneet/ refugee
just post a young asian girl of average to moderate attractiveness and tell him it's bedtime

bunnings snags

id rather hold onto it until the worst is over than trust the banks.

yes a lot of white white collar guys are aids and deserve the rope we probably only need half of them

Check out the moon lads.
Jews gonna crash stock market tomorrow.

they do them on a Monday?
I thought it was just a weekend thing

added a few more from anons in the weird lime thread
Roll Call
>bust a nut guy/abo in alice springs - MISSING
>gympill
>who adelaide?
>Gas the boomers
>”ITS THE JEWS” pasta
>Gimme a job or ill rope
>ASIO is Aus/pol/'s greatest ally user
>Coles sweeper breaking user
>tinder ROLLer
>who ready for the collapse?
>praise him (ASIO agents/ ABC Journo’s)
>how do i get an aus/pol/ gf?
>fuck off we’re full webm creator
>Friendly (and rare) reminder to get your gun licence guy
>what’s for dinner?
>wanting job at asio user
>jordies
>serial reporter of glowposts and bust a nut guy / roll call guy (me)
>the gf/the bf/the daily ride
>Central Desert Region user surrounded by boongs
>ausfag in USA
>Desert Lime Shilling Brit.
>tougher gun laws in QLD when?!
>US fag "fuck off we're fu-" poster with an image of australias population concentration on a map
>Q&A anime shirt wearing attendee
>KFC shills
>Reminder to address to judge and jury in all your shitposts
>JUSTed user(s) (sympathy add)
>’checking in’ fag / meta poofter
>(followed by) “poofters fuck off”
>ASIO poster who uploaded screenshot which had ASIO login bookmarked
>coom for mommy
>guy that says he will an hero to get "no don't do it" (you)'s
>lithuanian user that's been planning to move to Aus for years now
>'jannies can't stop me' user
>infinity refugees/former cross posters with nowhere to crosspost except .kun, which is a ghost town
>running for local government user
>fed up and willing to self doxx to create aus/pol/ political party user
>join the union fag / union shill
>user(s) who fingered a bird in a nightclub
>It's easy to raise a family on one income, just grow your own food. (pic related of 100ft house farm)
>who /unregistered firearm/? glow agent
>who drinking?
>guy whose isp fucks up and gets the bong flag
>guy who rooted the bunnings employee with the tits in the car park
Am i forgetting anyone?

homestyle of course

nah, pretty terrible light on my balcony - it took a few tries before I could get it growing.

chives, chillies, and rosemary do ok on my balcony but not much else productive.

Be fucking awesome if Melbourne got quarantined. Especially if they didn't send food in afterwards.

Won't work. I've dated an Asian girl. Let me tell you from experience: Never stick your tongue in an Asian girl's ear. They have dry and flaky earwax. It is fucking disgusting.

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who watching qanda? looks gay but not hugely gay

>hurrr why doesnt anyone wanna be a smart cunt when we pay hr bitches $100k and mathematicians $100k and 5 cents?

have we entertained the very remote and distant possibility that some of these may be the same people

Well, you have to have something decompose into the ground to organically fertilise the soil. A compost heap is what you need.

Take a trip to nimbin (or your state's equivalent) or even just visit a greenhouse or seedling farm.
Lots of local wisdom about growing in poor light conditions.

thehippiehouse.com.au/blogs/news/the-best-led-grow-lights-online-in-australia

Just bottled some apple and black currant scrumpy.
>in a time of excessive alcohol tax, getting shitfaced on cheap homebrew is a revolutionary act.

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yeah it’s confirmed that a few of them are known to wear many hats

It's a cultural thing user. Part of the reason why we Australians are seen as blue collar retards is because we don't have a scholastic culture - all the people studying arts at uni have pink hair and everyone studying STEM is a gook or pajeet.
These repulsive people contribute to the awful reputation of tertiary education in our country.

>eating out people's ears
Do mutts really?

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Caught this one on aus/pol/ a few months ago

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Good on ya, my Digger.

Tell her you'll cut off the fruit of her passion and see what happens

not bad advice in general, but I figure if I'm planning for a food shortage I should be planning for power issues too.

If things get that bad I'll be heading back to the farm with a bootload of supplies.

Corona-chan is going to turn Australia into a hapa ethnostate by 2050. Only hybrid vigor can save this country!
Thank you Corona-chan!

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>vanilla 0 sugar pepsi
you fucking savage

What are you, a virgin? I mean biting earlobes is one thing, but when you're young, everyone sticks tongues in ears. I personally hate it. I'm in my 30s, though. Every whore will do it to you, like come on, now I need to find a Q-tip and clean your saliva out of my ear. It's always been a thing. Nobody ate ass except faggots, when I was a teenager. Maybe zoomers have substituted ear with ass.

we shouldnt try to be very smart, we dont need to, and it'd be hopeless, we cant compete with nips and chinks, we used to embrace being pretty simple people, but pretty clever sometimes too

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

>in a time of excessive alcohol tax
You know, my country had an entire revolution over taxes . . .

We has guns, though. You voluntarily gave those up. That was the absolute dumbest thing your country has ever done.

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they'll lick any orifice

>Wonder if we will see that here?
Doubt it.
Italy's air quality is fucked.
The disease is a respiratory disease (tuberculosis?)
Aus has pretty good air quality.

Gimme a stimulus or I'll cough...

>tfw work night so never see this

>zoomers have substituted ear with ass
If you only knew how bad things really are:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6595871/Online-porn-horror-Girl-16-forced-colostomy-bag-attempting-group-anal-sex.html

Nice cope but your chink genes will likely be the death of you.

youtube.com/watch?v=aYoJVZXogiw
Holy shit hahahaha

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spacebuckets.com/
If you want to know more about growing in poor light environments.
Shaman Australis botanicals if you’re wanting interesting stuff like Syrian rue, Hawaiian baby woodrose, datura, Peruvian torch, papaver somniferum etc.

Of course we can compete with the yellows, they're actually quite stupid.
If you ask them to do something that requires complex and abstract thinking they're no good at it.
The English, Germans, French, etc (every european nationality really) all have great philosophers, mathematicians, physicists, etc -what makes us different? White Australians do come from those places, after all.

very based.
my brother makes heaps of vodka out of this nice distillery setup he got off ebay for i think $150?
helped him out with automating the hotplate with temp sensors and having a pump run water through the still column. comes out around 50% in the final product.