/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1780

Mmm trips
If she's clean and you're willing to spend money

Fake and gay. See the %G copy pasta. You guys need to take a break. Christ.

No.
Take good care of yourself and try to think of others first in every situation. You‘ll get a wife that way and she‘ll stay

Thanks Dr John, very cool

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SARS-CoV-2:
>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation (14 days +).
>3. Can spread during asymptomatic incubation.
>4. May infect the CNS and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. It also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.
>8. Mortality increases exponentially with age, protect your parents and grandparents.
>9. Unconfirmed reports of recovered patients becoming re-infected!
Takeaways -
Do not respond to memeflags
Do not respond to Reddit spacers
Do not respond to tripfags
Do not respond to namefags

These attention-whores and validation-seekers ruin everything they touch with their faggotry and your responses feed their egos.
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>2. Has a long incubation (14 days +).
Median is like 3-4 days. 90th percentile is at 12 days, IIRC.
>3. Can spread during asymptomatic incubation.
Yes, but it is less infectious at that time.
>6. Is airborne.
It's somewhere between droplet and airborne.

I do wish Yas Forums would tend closer to accuracy than hysterics.

I do wish Chinese would dig for the the truth and not listen to the CCP. They destroy their mind and their soul

An abundance of caution never hurt anyone. All your nitpicking is really just downplaying the danger.

WE CAPS POSTING??

>Wash hands with soap and water
>Hand sanitizer
>Splash of 90% rubbing alcohol

This is my routine so far for touching literally anything that I know isn't "clean"

the coworker is back with a raspy voice, dry coof and looking like a zombie
who the fuck look at her and said 'ye, looks fine, go socialize'
it's over for me
was fun knowing you

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TRADING IN ITALY HALTED

-10.01% DECLINE

EUROPE IS GOING DOWN

investing.com/indices/indices-futures

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Reuters: South Korea reports 96 additional coronavirus cases, total now at 7,478 -KCDC

IT'S OVER, HAPPENINGBROS

why no pics tho?

We're doomed. The stock markets are FUCKING tanking. The virus is ripping though Europe and starting to take hold in the US. This is it

Holy fuck at the mall I work there's literally no people today. Thank you, Conte-San.

Press F to spit on pastanigger graves

youtu.be/mNMdg4morQs

mobile.twitter.com/kr3at/status/1236792832247160844

I've been knocking and knocking and knocking and knocking
Pounding and knocking and knocking
Let me iiiiiiiiin

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>lowest new cases in China since this started

Guess it's over.

>Health experts at the border inspection points with thermal cameras find it ineffective to measure body temperature in humans to prevent the spread of coronavirus and other infectious diseases. The main focus at the state border must be on informing people, said Martin Kadai, head of the emergency department of the Health Board.
what could possibly go wrong

Nobody believes a single thing that comes out of your shithole proxy Chang

>believing the chinks
>ever

South Korea too though

put my trip back on for a quick update:
they confiscated our phones during the conference and we had to sign NDAs so I can only give broad strokes.
Austria has a plan to shut down EVERYTHING if we approach italy levels of fucked.
What we call "military" is involved.
We were all adivised to develop a rationing plan for our homes and held a vote if we'd be willing to work in hazmats and during a "theoretical" quaratine scenario.
Bigwigs from both police and politics were there giving us "the talk" urging us to keep working even if things go bad.
I brought up my current situation and was told "most likely 10-20% are already infected in your field so at this point we have to focus on mitegation"
Everyone who is suspected but not shows symptoms will be moved over to cases involving children as a precaution.

Got to go now, will report back later

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Irish user here,

Hope my frens are staying safe!
My gas mask is coming in the post.

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Yes I'm sure the numbers are accurate

migrate

real thread $1782:

We have spotty rando cases turning up in schools and shit down here , just ticking down the days until exponential growth appears.

Toilet rolls at the ready men!

>believing a communist country

should i camp in a tent outside my shared house until this shit is over?

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Well bros I got a dry cough.
It's only a matter of time, was nice shitposting with you all!

Germany admitted they arent counting deaths

Drink and be merry.

>Willing to go to hell for eternity for some earthly desire.

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Based. Well done lads

how convenient right before election time when dems and their related china comrades are sure to take a L. if i was a soulless commie bastard that's exactly when i'd unleash it on my own people.

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You'll look like a proper sap on the bus or train lad

Same in my job, dude came to work (corporation, around 500 people in this building) looking like a fucking zombie, because "he felt bad for not working and being on sick leave". Other guy at my work said to him as a joke, to go to a unpaid leave and the first one asked "how to do that?".
How much of a fucking cucked one must be?
Jebani polacy

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until they announce deaths its now at 895

Nearly 1488 cases

Have they closed schools and unis yet?

oh please if there has to be one let it be 1488 for the memes.

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Don't worry leaf, i've had this shit two months and i'm just about finished with it. Coughing up last bits of gunk from lungs last few days.
Pretty sure this is Corona, never had a normal English flu last this long or send me deaf in one ear before.
Still deaf in one ear which sucks but it clears briefly when i move my head about so i don't think it's lasting.
I smoke way too much and am not exactly a specimen of fitness, if i can beat this shit you can too. Tiny-dicked chink flu doesn't have enough.
Don't worry about the anal bleeding and seizures, it only last a week or so.

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Better than getting a coof

Even critical cases can take weeks to die.

Any good sources for Iran's real death toll?

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Hello Yas Forums, how are you finding this world event? Where do you think it is going to lead? Do you want to list the next four international events of significance that are going to happen ?

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Event: happening
Lead to: Death of millions of people
International event: P word

My wife's son works for the CDC and he say's the corona virus is gonna wipe out humanity