TED IS DED

I will coom if Lucifer dies

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It's either Paul Singer or Bernie Marcus

>cringe boomer "dems are the real racists!" neocons get culled
what's so bad about this?

Good. Hopefully all of Congress dies.

Dyin Ted

Who was that staffer el rato was fucking

>If he turns up positive
the media will not report it.

hes been positive from the second the story broke. this is why hes going away for 14 days. him choosing to do that on his own is the spin.

He doesn’t even have symptoms yet
Self quarantined just in case
It will be an interesting case to watch though

It's crazy here in Seattle. There's almost zero risk anywhere except one fucking nursing home 15 miles away, and it's like fucking Omega Man out there.

The sniveling passive-aggressive fuckstick armchair liberals - brave as fuck when anonymously handing other people's money over to niggers, vagrants and whores, but fold like gay deck chairs at the first sight of real or perceived risk. Fucking faggots. How's that pic related yard sign helping your fag asses now?"

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the real delegates were the friends made along the way

Ted's going to be just fine. I am certain that God won't let us lose one of the good ones in this time of need.

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this would ironically have little to no impact on the response or anything and probably be better for the country in the end. it would be governors and officials from states stepping up into higher office. slightly better generation of politicians in my opinion

Wtf. Im a cruzmeasle now

It would actually be nice to have an old, public person get it, get over it and come out fine so it calms the fuck down all the insane doom sayers

>in religious freedom
>women's rights are human rights

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> more people testing positive every day

almost like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, Chad

>being a non-american and knowing who ted cruz is

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HAPPENING CANCELLED

humanity survives this time guys

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based happening canceller.

this is how you know america truly was close to winning the global culture war

He's that Canadian who ran for president.

SS

careful he's rolling over in his bodybag

Ted doesn't have any friends.

Maybe the real friends were the delegates we saved along the way.

Trump Curse.

El Ratto in troublatto

F

>TED IS DED
Well I really hope that that swine Ted Cruz got it and will be taken down by it.
After Mike Pompeo Ted Cruz is the most despicable piece of human trash amongst American politicians walking this Planet.
Nothing of value will be lost if Ted Cruz get's taken by the Corona Virus.
World will be actually better place without him around.

FUCK HIM.

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This.

digits confirm

>Shouldn't have gone to AIPAC and that CPAC shabbat dinner.
I'm suspecting that Mike Pompeo is infected with CORONA Virus.

"AIPAC confirms two coronavirus cases at Israeli lobby gathering attended by US elites & veteran politicians."
7 Mar, 2020.
Two people from New York who attended the AIPAC conference in the US capital have tested positive for Covid-19,
raising the possibility that lawmakers in Washington DC were exposed to the potentially lethal contagion.
“At least” two conference-goers who came from Westchester County, New York have tested positive for the virus,
he American Israel Public Affairs Committee said on Friday evening, adding that they’ve sent notice of this to the attendees,
participants, speakers, administration staff and congressional offices.

rt.com/usa/482542-aipac-two-positive-coronavirus/
FINALLY THAT FAT LYING SWINE WILL BE SILENCED.

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How did you ever post this with your head so far up your ass? Your end cannot come soon enough and will be cheered by millions of normal folks.

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MIKE POMPEO.

DAILY REMINDER: ‘We lied, we cheated, we stole’, Pompeo.

‘We lied, we cheated, we stole’: Pompeo offers honest, if disturbing admission about CIA activity.(VIDEO).
In a rare moment of honesty, Mike Pompeo admitted to an audience that the CIA trains employees to “lie, cheat and steal.”
While he seemed to find the whole thing funny, not everyone is amused, as RT found out.

The CIA often asks American citizens and international leaders to believe some extraordinarily high-stakes claims.
From warning countries around the world not to invest in Huawei technology ‘compromised’ by Chinese state security funding to asserting that Moscow
meddled in the elections and pushing Trump to expel Russian diplomats, it would seem that maintaining integrity and confidence would be a high priority for the intelligence agency.

According to former CIA director and current Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, however, that notion is laughable.

“I was a CIA director, we lied, we cheated we stole… like, we had entire training courses.
It reminds you of the glory of the American experiment,” Pompeo told an audience in College Station, Texas earlier this month amid self-amused chuckles.
rt.com/news/457452-pompeo-cia-moment-honest-interviews/

SO VERY DISGUSTING.
HELL HAS SPECIAL PLACE FOR EVIL TURDS LIKE THIS.

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digits confirm rip corona-chan

Underratted

Doing the Lord's work, user.

Based and sadpilled

Damn user, this makes me cry everytime

>that sign
Coronavirus isn't illegal either

Just the fact that Ted was in direct contact w/ the infected person and didn't contract it should calm people TF down

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I can't fucking wait for the GOP to put Cruz in the driver's seat and watch all the Trump fags here fall on their knees in line behind Cruz and begin to shill for him, because you can't not ultimately be guided by whatever you think will piss off whatever you think a liberal is.

It will be glorious to watch you contort yourselves spinning and shilling 24/7 to be Canuckholded by a Cuban Canadian Cock Conquistador.

It's absolutely true, you will all do this, you can deny it all you want now, but I remember how the last few elections have gone since the fringe right started spamming this site. You WILL fall in line, just like you did for Mccain and Romney.

And then a Canadian will be the most powerful man in the world, and we will rule you all without even firing a shot, and I will never let any of you forget it for one second.

So what you should be doing is deciding how best to support Cruz, because that is exactly what you and all of Yas Forums is going to end up doing.

Kek

Too much dog jizz obviously rots the Canadian brain.

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Reminder that Cruz is a half-breed thinlip.
A thinlip is a particular subset of anglo that is most heavily represented in Canada in the new world.
Look at his eyes in juxtaposition with his mouth. What you are feeling is a primal revulsion due to an abnormal amount of activated DNA that is usually dormant in humans but activated in rodents.
A thinlip can be amiable enough, even friendly and useful. But they have no souls and can never truly comprehend humanity as they exist separately from it.
Pic related is another example of the Thinlip phenomenon.

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>meme flag

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Thank god, he’ll finally be able to raid again.

>numbers are hard

>become a man
>testicles obliterated by corona

He will get the vaccine that cures.

Man, just when I was getting right with it.

Lyin' Ted?
More like Dyin' Ted

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