/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1778 - NO BAKERS LEFT ANYMORE EDITION ??

The world isn't ending. Schizos have to go back.

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niggers tongue my anus

Can I be FUCKING real for a second?
This community is fucking atrocious right now. You're acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies.
A tiny team of scientists made an entire pandemic for you to experience. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "happooners" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to say it's a fucking nothingburger.
Guess what? The virus was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a virus.
What is WAS going to be was an impossibly big pandemic filled with mysteries and weird shit. I just coofed for 2 hours and it was exactly that. What more do you want?
Is it slow? Sure. Is it mutating? Maybe. Is the course of infection usually harmless for people under 25? Sure, fine.
But holy shit what do these people OWE YOU?
How fucking entitled do you have to be to experience an incredible pandemic on a planet and then say, "yeah, but.."
We should all be fucking weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the chinese people behind this thing with the with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most inspiring pandemics in recent memory.
China doesn't owe you a sick person, yet it gave you 110 thousand of them.If you have the fucking audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never "happooners" in the first place.

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That shit is infected

fuck tripfags

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Are we having fun yet?

no user i want to live fallout

Can't wait to hear faggots on the hill coofing...
Should have washed their hands, very concerning!

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I mean they will try their hardest to make sure that doesn't happen.

You could have baked Gary.

I dont know,

I checked the catalog TWICE before baking because I couldnt believe a new thread wasnt up.

ALSO

Who is baking the next one ?

Is that your pulse on top ?
Get to the hospital already, 94 is bad.

save your breath

>0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY
0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY
>0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY
0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY
>0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY
0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY
AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHA

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3830 actually

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>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD
We’ve overstated our welcome. Now a new master species must take our place. Putting my bets on dolphins or chimpanzees

I like the humor thread pasta better

Fuck namefags and namefag enablers.

WHAT THE FUCK. LAST WEEK WAS 3,051 DEATHS!!!!!!!

HOW DO I ESCAPE THE QUARANTINE
>AND WHEN WILL IT HAPPEN

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Does anyone have some examples that prove this wrong?
Keep seeing it here and actually not sure anymore since they never identify more than just age and gender for a few of the dead... and someone said the Italian region that has the biggest outbreak has like 350,000 Chinese laborers...

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Now, that's more concerning. If it lowers a bit more, seek medical care.

Yeah insisting on getting tested today
Can't

>expecting me to read all that shit
nigger

I'm getting sleepy.

If corona doesn’t kill the roach russia and syria will

Ironically based, fuck shit up and export the coofers!

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Wheres the user that Im pretty sure was confusing Barqs root beer with Bangs.
I wish to laugh at him.

Hoping I get selected to go down in one of Bill Gates' mine shafts to wait this out.

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ungrateful.

Too bad

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>implying Erdogan has kits
>implying Erdogan will report cases and show weakness in this critical time
>implying Erdogan will admit that he's sending pozzed rapefugees to Greece
Don't worry, you'll be lied to for at least a few weeks until the coofs become too obvious.

When the weather cools.

WTF WTF WTF AHHHHHHHH TOWN THAT IS THE NEXT TOWN OVER FROM MINE HAS A CONFIRMED CASE AND THEY ARE CLOSING ALL SCHOOLS TOMORROW
HOW BONED AM I? WTF

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Will Corona-chan leave us once spring/summer begins?

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Did Corona-chan got Argiebro?

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From old thread.

We live in the era of streaming. Where the fuck are the infected people who are documenting it for views? This one of the most important events in decades.

Who here been in cvg since atleast january

PANDEMIC.

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It was never fun.

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Expect all the kiddies to come outside and play because they think it's holiday season. They'll be doing kids stuff like licking roads, door knobs, coofing and snoozing everywhere they go.

Checked.

I haven't ever read that before.

Agreed that the happening is amazing.

Sorry to hear you're dying.

i wanna stick my dick in her headband

it dies on 56c instantly so no. human to human transmission will still keep going. but u wont get infected by touching store doors and then fisting urself probably.

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If not tested, get oxygen. Where is your trip lmao ?

More Turks dead from Russian airstrikes than confirmed cases.

/comfy/

There was no fun to be had with this pandemic user.

On and off. It's getting more interesting each week.

When you have a cluster then outbreak in your town. No point in escaping, rather just stay inside and live off your stash; this is what you get your stash for, to ride out the storm.

Who's ready for a comfy 1-month quarantine vacation?

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It's sad that I live across the country and won't be able to spend time with my grandparents in their last days due to quarantine and travel bans coming

AHHHH MY LOCAL SUPERMARKETS HAVE STARTED RATIONING

ONLY 2KG OF RICE PER PERSON

ONE BAG OF TOILET PAPER PER PERSON

ONE BOX OF MEDICINES PER PERSON

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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There's that Twitter video of a guy in Italy showing his dead sister that they've been waiting for someone to pick up the body for over 24 hours.

keep gruzzling my piss

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I am not a nigger but may I touch thy anus?

Why don't we just pull the sun closer to Earth?

vocaroo.com/meKDLm6HzOF

Not funny aussie. Im on edge as it is. Im away at college (yes there are confirmed cases where im at now) and I planned on goin home for spring break, guess im not gonna get to escape it there
I have said more than once I thought it was nothing, but now its starting to freak me out a bit, its getting too close

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Yea no shit. Out of all the infected there isn’t one attention whore live streaming or posting about it?

Lmfaoooo you wish you fucking proletarian

I remember when it was less than 1k cases in china. Ah those were the times

Good thing im a schizo and bought 10 gas masks for $20 each back then

Phoned my colleague he'll being me to the hospital, dropped the trip since people kept sperging

Can confirm rationing is happening in my area as well. Got limited to 10 cans of tuna.

Why do you think things will stop after one month ? If we start going into quarantine, there is no exit date on that. We will have to 'wait it out' and no one knows how that will end.

No.

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I know you don't believe that number.

>tfw Georgia boy
I've had a good run fellas.

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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THE P WORD!

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Me. Very eager to see it, tbqh. Kind of sick of my union job and looking forward to a temporary site furlough. Maybe afterward, I'll enjoy the job a bit more, but haven't had a real vacation in a long time.

Anyone remember people talking about Rh negative blood being immune to the virus.

Is that a thing?
>B-

>finally in my state

It's actually happening this time, isn't it?

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>and now, the latest updates from Yas Forums
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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H-he's based!

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Worst case scenario boomers will die, how is this bad?

are you sure? look i will say it once again. PANDEMIC

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I know, Worrisome... Argie bakes good breads...
Hope he's just tying up loose ends for preparedness..
Thanks to based pooville baker though--

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o ready, even for a state-suggested quarantine,.Do I expect the National Guard to be patrolling in the streets, enforcing curfew? No. But I'd love to get some company email saying, "Hey, because of CoVID-19 our offices have decided to encourage e-work." Or some shit like that. That would be tight.

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Foot for size comparison. How many days would this go for 3 adults? All replies appreciated.

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>tfw software dev and going to have to work from home

shit sucks bros

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It's a non event anons unless the irresponsible are allowed to push hysteria. All of the makeshift hospitals in China are already being closed. It;s over. It will hit here but if you are under 60 and relatively in good health you'll be okay. Stay hydrated and rested. Cheers.

that's wrong though, assuming your age is around 25, your parents have a good chance of dying too

Is there any clear idea of what recovery means right now? As a big green statistic it looks kind of hopeful but do people really recover from this? All I've heard so far about 'recovery' is really dark.

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>Who is baking the next one ?
Gary

well frens, corona-chan has arrived in my hometown now. the only way to fight this is wait for the taal volcano to explode

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good thing i cant get any more poor

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Good move. We've got a couple months of supplies.

I also made a big shift in my investments. Now I'm very light on equities and heavy on bonds.

So part of why this situation increasingly interests me is that it might help fund am earlier retirement!

couple days at most

Has Q said anything about corona yet?

Califag dropped his trip after everyone sperged, German user who gave updates dropped doing that after everyone sperged, people told me to stop posting my Steam group ID and we couldnt even get a L4D2 steam game.

tfw no gf and will die without one lmao.

Curious. Devils advocate: they are too sick to document it. But, that doesent explain the sheer absence of anuone who recovered speaking out.

that outfit is indeed amazing.

All my savings are fucking gone...GONE...

I hope that bat eating chink had a good meal because now I have to commit suicide.

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It's the end of the world and I'm just in my shitty apartment eating some strawberries. Fucking surreal.

>ONE BOX OF MEDICINES PER PERSON

Fuck. That's terrible. I recently bought a ton of medicine because I knew this kind of shit would happen. I went through an entire small box of nurofen just recently which made me realise I need to stock up.

Replying because last one 404'd before I could

multimedia.3m.com/mws/media/342303O/3m-6000-series-half-facepiece-reusable-respirator.pdf

This is helpful, I was able to find:
1) 2071 / 2091 filters (P95,P100)
2) 5N11 (N95)
3) 5P71 (P95)

They arent selling the filter adapters for 5N11 or 5P71 online - so I cannot connect them, and I can only file 6001 and 6002 cartridges (they are not particulate filters) and they are not selling ANY P100 equivalents lmao.

The shipping dates for those are April 3rd lmao. That is going to be too late if shit kicks off lol

Retarded Georgian, if you are that paranoid - add IODINE to your water.

This thing is probably going to change the course of humanity and how we interact with everyone. Especially if the virus stays dormant in the body and is reactivated. Seriously enjoy the next few days.

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>Body temperature slowly rising.

This is it, friends. It has been a honor.

that suggests the real number of infected could be at least 3x higher which would coiencide with the fact that 2/3 of people carrying the virus dont show symptoms

Yep! Ah the horror of the slowww roll.

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COME AT ME CUNT I WILL MURDER YOU WITH BLEACH

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thanks bro

At this point in time, recovery means "I'm good now so release me from the hospital to make room for more sick folks. However, in a few days, I'll be back in the hospital for more treatment and eventually die".

Coronachan vacations will bring fewer, but happier employees to the workforce who will save our economy from its doom! Thank you coronachan!!!

I have been doing my best to do that but it feels surreal that all the things I know and remember in my memory might not ever be like that.

F

Was lurking since before /cvg/ even was /cvg/