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I made it!

FUCK i mixed up the name and subject boxes.

shamefur dispray, i go commit sudoku nao

Will martial law be enacted to enforce a quarantine?
How soon will this happen in US, most likely?

>/cvg/ !s2bKDs8SdA
fucking lmao nice one

DAE have a recurring flu like symptoms for the past 1/2 months??

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I feel like a kid again. Staying up all night anticipating the next mornings flight to go visit my grandparents. Just waiting. For something good and exciting to happen, playing golden sun on my Gameboy. I'm oddly nostalgic right now. I know what's going on is bad, but I feel good about it. And my life has been pretty ok to be fair. What is this? Why is seeing something major play out filling me with positive childhood angst?

I live in Atlanta. How likely am I to die from people chimping out than the Coronavirus?

burgerfriends, can you build a bunker in your property?

Extending the question from last thread.
What are you chads going to be drinking while this all blows over?

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youtube.com/watch?v=HxyKbR3GmsY

user, you don't need a mask

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Saudis knocking my QQQ puts out of the ballpark. So, I got that going for me.

Based Jap user tricking the shills.

I thought this was how they are all the time

Look at deaths vs recovered in Italy and tell me it's a 2% CFR

water and baking soda.

water

9000% more likely

DISHONORABRU

lol you retard

If it blows over, otherwise i'll be stocking up on this shit like a motherfucker.

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holy shit

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Where we dropping boys?

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Whoops I'm retarded too

>y-yes we drink C-colloidal silver, why?

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Is Gary actually Gary Payton ?

Bottom shelf vodka and kratom tea. If I end up with the coof, I'm going out drugged and liquored up.

5.8% chance of death based on current statistics, not to mention the amount hospitalized who walk away with permanent organ damage, not to mention the economic damage from quarantining entire cities and shutting down travel

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True, you think 98% chance of survival is scary, imagine what your chances will be when the healthcare system is overloaded and you're on your own.

Because it's not boring. Too many domapine starved psychopaths here that just find everything boring.

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Nothing but water, which is all i drink anyway. I've got 3 casual bottles of whiskey in my house because a bottle of booze is a neutral gift that are gonna be godsends for trading/not worrying about the death cult knocking on my door in a month

based and god speed

I picked up 3 cases of rainier beer, 3 cases of a gucci IPA, and three bottles of makers mark to tie me over.

>finna sip some old fashioned's while the planet is consumed

youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0

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i cant stop coughing up flem user

I bought the cheapest gin in bulk where I am; Windsor. Along with my homemade sugarwash that I've been making for ducking yonks.

I just like the ethanol, but the Gin has an alright taste, and it's cheaper than the cheapest Vodka where I am.

I feel that way during hurricanes. Hunkering down feels good even when your fight-or-flight's enabled.
Pretty sure we're allowed to.

It depends. North or South Atlanta?

now lets now that down to 50 and under.

Got those stats?

No?

Huh...

Guess you're just making assumptions based on the workings of your own panicked mind.

How could you fuck up the thread this badly?

Not anons fault he was programmed since birth to be bored and semi-productive

Colleges in New York (Columbia and Hofstra) just canceled classes. Won’t be long until NYC public schools close

Does anyone have some examples that prove this wrong?
Keep seeing it here and actually not sure anymore since they never identify more than just age and gender for a few of the dead... and someone said the Italian region that has the biggest outbreak has like 350,000 Chinese laborers...

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Since January 4, intermittent cough, cold symptoms, and in February 3 days of high fever, ended February with diarrhea and now I have a sore throat again.

I was on vacation at a hotel full of Asians in mid December

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Thanks user. Stay safe out there.

>5.8% based mostly on China's absolute bullshit numbers

notice how the bots and shills didn't follow us over because there wasn't a subject with /cvg/. think of it as a happy accident

i didn't realize bang's made more than just root beer

Tepache

F

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also testing the trip that i accidentally made

Goddamn ranier beer tastes like miller highlife.

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Yas Forums was right again

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This is their chance to buy low and sell lower.

The deaths in WA have been white boomers

CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE

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you've got a point
still a tripfag tho

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I used to love this feeling, haven't been able to really experience it since when my father died, something inside me died as well, but hopefully it will come back someday

"Why didn't they listen?"

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Yes actually. The death rate for 20-40 year olds is one tenth the overall death rate in China.

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Who said anything about fault? I'm not assigning fault, I'm just making an observation.

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>greenhills is fucking fucked
NOOOOOOO I STILL HAVEN'T BOUGHT MY WEEAB SHIT THERE

here we go
here we go
here we go

>mfw started tracking corona shit just in time to realize it was happening
>mfw mom is based boomer and prepped with me a week before shit started hitting the fan
>mfw she used to work in medicine and has a shitzillion n95 masks in her closet
>mfw me and family will be cozy in the house watching blue's clues and playing bing bing wahoo while people at walmart shoot each other over toilet paper

happy pandemic to you all, and to all a good night

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do you have a list of names and pics? Couldn't find any... and the WA nursing home seems to be in an asian-heavy county

>renting my place out for spring break to a chink who can't go home
>everyone else worried about internet coins

Who else /landchad/ here?

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Sorry bro. I'm hoping you get it back soon. It's been quite awhile since I've had this. It's a good thing I think. It's exciting to be excited. In other good news I finally exercised the 2nd amendment. Picking my handgun up Thursday morning

>still only 0.00001% of population infected after like 6 months
when will you stop making these threads?

Oldfag here, so far it just gets further away. The only emotions I have anymore are exhaustion and anger.

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Do you think Tedros always thinks of the P word every night?

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hahahahahhahahhahaha!

ONE
Nothing wrong with me

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Welcome to the gun club user. What did you end up buying?

user... are you talking about Barq's?

what a lovely day

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It's a non event unless the media goes hysterical. All makeshift Chinese are being shuttered, it's over anons. Stay hydrated and get rest. You will be fine.

How old? I'm 36 and I feel more alive then ever.

Budget was limited, so a g2c

Why couldn't the last 2 movies been as good as the first one? Why'd they have to absolutely shit up a decently watchable series?

migrate here i fucked up this thread sorry bros

So, uh is it fucked big time?

> source: this guy

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too much red tape to jump through to quickly get a gun here, so i got a crossbow

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We live in the era of streaming. Where the fuck are the infected people who are documenting it for views? This one of the most important events in decades.

we don't prefer poo

Because Hollyweird sucks balls.

Looks like I was talking out of my ass user, I'm looking but looks like they haven't released any names

Who wants to watch a bunch of people laying around coofing

>10% of world population under quarantine
nice hyperbole retard

never heard of it...i'm talking about bang's root beer. good stuff

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The numbers are in the pastebin you retard.

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Lucky user

God i wish that were me

God damn fucking jewcunts motherfuckers.

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You're just pretending to be a retarded nigger right? Because it's common knowledge niggers can't read cursive.

Negro, that's Barq's

imagine believing Chinese numbers

>Because it's common knowledge niggers can't read cursive.
because it is common knowledge niggers don't know that on this board, it is Bangs.

Or maybe we are just so fucking sick of the way the world is, and where it is/was heading. Your pic being very much related.

Hahaha holy kek

youtube.com/watch?v=0TG1EOx4PeA

Never owned or fired a g2c, but I've heard it's a decent gun. There'a nothing wrong with getting a budget firearm. As long as you have the ability to protect yourself/family, that's good enough in my book.

>10%
proof?

Where ever you go, you must also sh*tpost, even when your just adding to fun.

Huh never knew either. I like the Olliet Bangs stuff personally.

I do, and everyone should. It'd be valuable first-hand information in a time where we don't know enough.

Checked. But of course.

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This thread should be deleted because baker is a tripfag and royally fucked this up.
Other thread is posted.

One week after italy does it.

It took a bit to get my wife on board. She grew up in a liberal gun hating house. Now she wants all of them after going to a range for the first time

i'm not a tripfag i just accidentally put the title into the name block.

here, paste this into your name block and make a post as proofs:

/cvg/ #1778 nipland edition

paste that into your name block and you'll have the trip

Not one more lip from you, you fucking chink abbo cunt.

So that's what the trip was

ok fag we believe you

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That's usually how it goes. I've taken half a dozen of my friends to the range and four of them ended up buying a gun a week or two later. Crazy how that happens.