Hows my corona stash? think this can get me through it?

>95% of that shit is pure carbs
For fucks sake. Variety woman.

Now post yfw law enforcement absenteeism starts and you know where they live

tits or gtfo

>Bread
lol

These dykes are going to end up in some chad's basement for some hardtack when SHTF.

all that food is perishable.
won't last them a month.

Yeah, but where are the deenz?

They better eat those bagels fast.

not as nice as mine

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>bread and fruit
All of that will rot/be infested with bugs before the end of 3 weeks.

fuck normies. the same ones calling you weird and crazy a month ago are now buying 10 years worth of toilet paper and cans of beans without a can opener. fuck em'

what else?

FYI those bagels get moldy in about 2 days tops

This one is slightly better but where is the nuts and dry fruit? Also, it would have been better to get the snack size packs of the veggie chips

prove that's you with a photo and timestamp. Fagg

Oh man. So many people are going to learn very hard lessons. It's going to be quite a show. I think we need this. I think this ends up being a good thing for America.

You guys know you can freeze bread?

Unironically better
Those bananas are green as shit so they're gonna last a bit
The hydrogenated oils in those fucking veggie straws give them like a six year shelf life
Those smuckers uncrustables could straight up survive a nuclear warhead and still be edible

I don’t think these women know how to bake bread anyways. They should have gotten dried fruit.

That's what toasters are for.

holy shit these retards would be dead in two weeks
here's a real prep

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This. You can bake bread yourself instead of relying on Costco.

and my water supply

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If you have empty freezer space though, why not fill it with some of that crap too.

All these niggas buying food while I’m outchyea planting food and getting my bees ready for the season

>not picking the plain jane blockface on the left that you can dress up as a man to reduce the chance of rape raiders targeting you

Are you trying to compete in a fat ankle contest?

no canned food, is this actually people prepping for the virus?

Tits or gtfo

There are gunnu be alot of people coming out of this with blownout assholes.

5 gum comes in cereal sized packs? Lol fuck kikeland

This kinda looks like my normal $400 shopping run. I go monthly.

How’s mine.

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Very nice.

That's overkill.

i actually have never seen this either but i avoid that fuck ass store walmart

yep just need lots of flower and oil and you can cook your own stuff

too spicish.

>high caste pajeetess
>hey guise lets save the economy by forcing these stupid retards to spend the rest of their little money

who are we giving this years award too?

Women are fucking clueless! All preppers are lead by a tactically sound male who understands practicalities and logistical needs....all women understand is that they need to ear and should that fail they need to give blowjobs and sell their cunts for a buck if all else fails....muh equality wins again.

Apples can last for months unless your house is too dry, then they shrivel up. Just don't nick or bruise them.

I hope it's all non perishable because you've been had user. There will be no event if the media is honest and doesn't provoke hysteria. All the makeshift corona hospitals in China are already being shuttered. It's a non event if your under 60 and relatively healthy. Cheers anons.

Where in the fuck is the actual food? That has absolutely no sustenance or nutrient dense foods.

I say 3 weeks max. LOL Dear lord thats too funny.

These pictures are from 2016 Women's lacross teams

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Everytime I see a grocery cart like this I think to myself.
>imagine the smell

>all perishable food items
ngmi, try again.

>stashing perishables

ded

>chewing gum

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>women
>civilization

Are they trying to let diabetes kill them first so that the virus won't?

Again:
>women
>civilization

Who hurt you?

You mad I’m just gonna get drunk on lite beer and eat my 120lbs of Alaskan Crab legs and 40lbs of ‘deenz?

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fruit, junk, and water. you'll make for poor wives in the american caliphate

All these people going to starve with full bellies.

based

All perishable

Here is mine. Im prepared for this 0.1-0.6% lethality severe cold.

Again people, the only way to prepare for this is to purchase 100+ heads of lettuce, cabbage, other leafy greens.

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>inca cola
Based and perupilled

My mom also bought canned ones (for a party) because no 2 liter ones were available.

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I love capitalism.

I'm not gonna knock you if you got the space for all that beer, more power to you. For me I figure I stock more whiskey than beer just from space limitations.

I have 10 boxes of MREs and 6 five gallon water cans, from my Army days (I was medically discharged last year). I keep them in my office closet. For a family of four it isn't that bad.

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>Bread
imagine buying stuff that won't last at least a month.

She is actually burning through toilet paper as that picture is being taken, so you tell me.

Shitloads of perishable items. Are you fucking retarded?

> leafy greens
You CAN store spinach in your freezer practically forever. Hopefully there will not be long term power outages.
And in cans.

MREs are trash. You'll get constipated and die. They aren't meant for long-term survival.

I could go for some sardines right now, but I dont have any :(

you can put bread in the freezer and it'll last longer but whatever

you could dry spinach, but it takes skill, leafy greens don't dehydrate easily. apples dry out nicely. bagels can be frozen, but are limited in life.
gogert is just nasty. sucking on plastic.

Make sure you have more then just that, that's only 120 MREs which will last you what a month if eat one each a day. Plus eating MREs ain't very good for you long term.

Do mutts actually eat this poorly? I just don't get it... why??

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>no disinfectant in cart
Fake news, nigger.
This is just a normal photo of people bulk buying for an event, not a Corona scare panic shopping trip.

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Yeah, it looks like they drew short straws for a two-day middle manager retreat.

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>forgets what he even wants to post
actual retard confirmed

We have one pound bricks of frozen spinach, it's cheap too so I bough a bunch and don't give a fuck if I'll have to throw it out.
You can't really get a more nutritious vegetable except maybe kale.

>not leaving packs of mixed greens in your fridge to rot like a normal person.

You euros are funny. Americans don’t actually eat salad anyways we just watch it go bad and wonder why we bought it.

Nigga you should’ve seen Costco this weekend. Indians and Chinese running around snatching up toilet paper like crazy.

I lived on them for a year in 2006 it is meant as survival food when things go wrong. They aren't that bad. They got rid of the Egg Omelette in 2009. They have gotten ALOT better.

It’s the coronavirus attacking his brain give him a break

>soda and rice
retard tier

did you get enough bagels, schlomo?