Why dont everyone have these while living at the multi storey building?

why dont everyone have these while living at the multi storey building?

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Why bother?

because not everyone is an edgelord who could live with themselves after abandoning everyone else on their floor in event of an emergency

>living at the multi storey building

a poor person with no farm or land is just a slave

Imagine a group of less than 100 trying to get out at the same time in a mass panic. That's just a group of less than 100.

You can just jump.

because that harness wouldn't fit the average american

They're called stairs. Those cable bundle bags are not long enough to handle kore than one or two floors.

What a gay device.
Just jump you fucking pussies.

If my home and all my belongings were destroyed in a fire, why would I want to go on living as a hobo?

>imagine hundreds of panicking retards all ziplining at the same time down a building during a crisis tangling themselves up and hanging upside down while flailing like flies on a spider web
I see a lot of comedic potential

Imagine living in a skyscraper apartment filled with degenerate urbanites

>it's one time use only
jesus user

Because we are fat

imagine suddenly seeing a nigger on the window of the 5th floor while you're fapping

Try to do that with 5000 other people attempting that at the same time.

>leggings

Cock mad slut

Fuck those people; im out and im locking the door on the way out so you insane fucks dont stampede over me

Because you need way stronger hardware to lower your average amerimutt

This might be the dumbest way to repell down a building ever.

>Implying that the paper walls on an apartment building will support the weight of an adult

Makes a real irritating noise as it unwinds.

Waiting for this. true in a lot of cases. Id be more worried about some obeese person or little old lady panicking and falling.

Sure, cascade down a FUCKING BURNING BUILDING

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Peak lemming logic.

This. Jet packs are the only answer.

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Because there's an invention known as the pressurised exit staircase that can facilitate egress for more than just 1 person every 5-10 minutes?

Because not everyone lives in China.

You dont have insurance? A $50k plan is like $200 a year

Because the average american cant perform such feats.

Cause I'm not a nigger in a multi story building. Enjoy your roaches, and people burning the place down and killing you.

Hearing them impact on the lobby in that frog documentary was pretty bad.

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I'd rather die before looking like a faggot

This is how i leave work everyday

>not mentioning the top half of the building topping over and fucking all kikes on the FagRope(batteries not included, each set sold separately)

Underrated

So in case of 911 there will be hundreds of lines with people rappelling down?

I'll jump on that shit while setting the room on fire so no one dares to fuck with it, fuck those niggers.
99.9% of humans are selfish pieces of fucking shit that won't piss on you to save your life if it meant they have you break an appointment.

Whatever you say pal

Geronimo motherfucker.

this
just jump on a pool

Because if you are really worried and really want to do that you can straight up buy rappelling gear for half the price of that overpriced shit.

Better yet buy a parachute.

Better still don't live in a city.

>as a Canadian, I only buy things Americans use. Once they use it once I buy it as quickly as possible.
>every other country should do this too. Praise America. Hail GEOTUS.

1. multiple packs
2. Have the person on the bottom hit a button that retracts the pack so the next person can use it.

thought she was doing the Hitler salute

Gahahaha well said Leafbro

At one point in my life I would have done this, that was then and this is now.
Let'em burn.
They're probably degenerate faggot feminist cucks anyway

>F
Fuck sand niggers
Fuck Bush
And fuck the jews

frog documentary?

Imagine trusting the average retard to put that harness on correctly

Would rather risk the cascade down the burning building then wait in room to end up like a nigger at a clan rally

it's called the Roman salute you pathetic dingleberry.

Notice that none of them have kids

>Trusting your life to a single bolt installed by a illegal wetback

It would also slip off the average starving Canadian.

>why dont everyone have these
And how might Yas Forums users invest in such a useful device, harness shill?

now just imagine the average mongrel trying to manage this in a situation

lol i've never even used an elevator enjoy your sky-offices i guess

Liability.

nope, we just die in the fire

even if it fails, its still a better way to die than burning to death

>miscalculate cable length
>get stuck in harness >3 floors above ground
>suspension trauma while you roast yourself over a giant open fire
why does this put a smile on my face, am I a psycho?

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