/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1777

Watching 12 monkeys now. Finna be a good night with whiskey and Xanax and suboxone.

Don't mind me
The ching chong flu
the chink stink
the chinkening
the slanted one
the chinka-flu
the bamboo burden
the panda sneeze
the chop-stick revenge
the coughing tiger hidden dragon
the revenge from the rails
the genghis cough
the red scare
the smog control
the elevator menace
the dog god
the chinaman surprise
the tiaman square bat
the mao-shu
the Kung-Flu
the Chinkanator
the ancient chinese remedy
treatment coming through

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shit's looking bad for us bros

So Corona isn't going anywhere, what are the chances it's deadlier the 2nd time around like Spanish Flu?

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,743 (3,120) ► International 29,020 (704): Italy 7,375 (366) S. Korea 7,384 (51) Iran 6,566 (194) France 1,126 (19) D. Princess 696 (7) Spain 644 (17) Japan 511 (7) USA 495 (19) Switzerland 337 (2) UK 273 (3) Netherlands 265 (3) H. Kong 115 (3) Australia 83 (3) Iraq 60 (6) Thailand 50 (1) Egypt 55 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) S. Marino 36 (1) Philippines 10 (1) Argentina 12 (1) Germany 1,040 Sweden 203 Belgium 200 Norway 177 Singapore 150 Austria 104 Malaysia 99 Bahrain 85 Greece 73 Canada 64 Kuwait 64 Iceland 55 UAE 45 India 40 Denmark 35 Lebanon 32 Czechia 31 Portugal 30 Vietnam 30 Israel 25 Finland 24 Ireland 21 Algeria 20 Brazil 25 Palestine 19 Russia 17 Oman 16 Slovenia 16 Qatar 15 Romania 15 Ecuador 15 Georgia 13 Croatia 12 S. Arabia 15 Poland 11Macao 10 Estonia 10 C. Rica 9 Azerbaijan 9 Chile 8 Mexico 7 Pakistan 7 Hungary 7 Belarus 6 Indonesia 6 Peru 6 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Slovakia 5 Afghanistan 4 Senegal 4 Bulgaria 4 Latvia 3 Macedonia 3 Bangladesh 3 Bosnia 3 Malta 3 S. Africa 3 Cambodia 2 Morocco 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Maldives 2 Tunisia 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 Serbia 1 Togo 1

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Eat the rice, pay the price

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Pooh flu

PLease take a sec to pray for the following:
>Stockmarket crash
>Economic meltdown
>Military coup d'etat
>Martial law
>RWDS

How is the global economy tanking not objectively happening.

kek, very good.

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Good ol' deez

The power of my Get will go towards protecting all of your friends, family members, and loved ones.
I wish you all the best...my friends.

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2020 is fucking rough so far
youtube.com/watch?v=UOQ8HSf9rbo

Adjusted case fatality is looking horrifying for anyone over 60. Might as well be the same as getting SARS.

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>Martial Law
>RWDS
Pick one.

Wow, my crypto investments have really gone down today, like 13%. Now I have $92.

Nooo where is my joocy oocy corona poosy

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clever

Top laughs, adding it thank you.

Can't be stopped, won't be stopped

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5 new cases in an uncommon flag.

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topluj
oh no no no no

Tacoma may have an unreported case
School called my friend's wife relaying message of school closure due to positive case, no reports on normies news
Yes, I know >my dad works at Nintendo - tier but I figure this was worth mentioning

So happening or not?

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>CONFIRMED INFECTED STATES - 33/50
Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Wisconsin
>NOT CONFIRMED - 17/50
Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Delaware, Idaho, Louisiana, Maine, Michigan, Mississippi, Montana, New Mexico, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, West Virginia, Wyoming

Tick tock.

With millions (read billions) of people with compromised immune systems after the first round? Extremely high.

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A billion lives and a billion more for this cutie!

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HUMANITY IS GETTING WHAT THEY FUCKING DESERVE

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It's not exclusionary you mong the Mil. Gov. can easily be the one to organize RWDS

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>So happening or not?

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very high to guaranteed

this is a bigger happening
youtu.be/SlJtZ96xCSA

Did meme magic cause this?

It seems like whenever someone wishes for something and gets digits, it happens, but then backfires in some way later like a genies wish or monkeys paw.

Trump got into office to prevent a war pandemic but now there's a virus pandemic.

If this is legit than can we meme our way our of this?

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Bros

I'm legit scared

But also

>Shits rad

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Oh wow, its literally a nothing fucking burger.

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> When sending a coronavirus patient to a CT scan, a doctor in Wuhan stopped by the sunset and enjoyed the moment with his 87-year old patient who had been in hospital for nearly a month.

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Op,
Love the pic.
>inb4source
Good Night
and
Good Luck.

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No

How soon until we break 9,000 dead?
This is very important to me

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Possible cases in Pittsburgh
Gf got a memo from work, PNC, giving the typical spiel about "if you feel sick, stay home" etc etc

She then told me that a woman she works with, different departments, is in self isolation after visiting family in China.

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You bat!

it's happening, it's happening. give this poor virus a break, it takes a few weeks to infect millions.

Why would you want to?

Number 1 happening, shit is going down.

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How do I achieve this mode?

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Two weeks

Technically, it should stay about the same, but the damage caused on the infected the 1st year will mean they'll be fucked the 2nd.

Since it has a long tail in its genome, it's actually prone to becoming more virulent, though.

Wu Ping Cough

checked. thanks for the info, user. stay safe bro

Smart play by salvini

>Thinking Military juntas are going to agree with your brand of politics
>Thinking Garman Military Juntas are going to agree with your brand of politics and not just be a UN attack dog

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>0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY
0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY
>0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY
0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY
>0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY
0 (ZERO) CASES IN TURKEY

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The mortality began in Siena in May (1348). It was a cruel and horrible thing; and I do not know where to begin to tell of the cruelty and the pitiless ways. It seemed to almost everyone that one became stupefied by seeing the pain. And it is impossible for the human tongue to recount the awful thing. Indeed one who did not see such horribleness can be called blessed. And the victims died almost immediately. They would swell beneath their armpits and in their groins, and fall over dead while talking. Father abandoned child, wife husband, one brother another; for this illness seemed to strike through the breath and sight. And so they died. And none could be found to bury the dead for money or friendship. Members of a household brought their dead to a ditch as best they could, without priest, without divine offices. Nor did the death bell sound. And in many places in Siena great pits were dug and piled deep with the multitude of dead. And they died by the hundreds both day and night, and all were thrown in those ditches and covered over with earth. And as soon as those ditches were filled more were dug.

And I, Agnolo di Tura, called the Fat, buried my five children with my own hands. And there were also those who were so sparsely covered with earth that the dogs dragged them forth and devoured many bodies throughout the city. There was no one who wept for any death, for all awaited death. And so many died that all believed that it was the end of the world. And no medicine or any other defense availed. And the lords selected three citizens who received a thousand gold florins from the commune of Siena that they were to spend on the poor sick and to bury the poor dead. And it was all so horrible that I, the writer, cannot think of it and so will not continue. This situation continued until September, and it would take too long to write of it.

2 weeks.

Ashes are delicious and nutritious, like hardwood ashes, even cigar ashes. They are all minerals and used to be added to food or just get into it from cooking.
Remember when SHTF.

Tbh he was redpilled the entire time

PAPR x f

>It's a helicopter circles your neighborhood in the middle of the night episode

don't think I'm gonna make it bros...

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You finally got your Happening.

No refunds.

>20:30: 14 new cases in Israel.
Thanks for making my cock hard baby.

So I've been away since the 1,500th thread. What is the current state?

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>cry

Oi Aussie how the fuck are you going to held that F1 gp amidst all this ?

LOLIS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH

no takebacks

Turks really are KARA BOGA huh

You're going to be hit harder than Iran.

It's basically just very contagious SARS.

O.6% lethality in South Korea
0.1-0.6% final lethality rate expected by virologists.
Nothingburger confirmed.
Op pic related.

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this. based.

No one believes you Erdogan. oh and stop invading Syria tyvm.

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Will we make to Friday before total collapse lads?

I wanna stock up 1 more time

Impostor!

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>Third strain found on the death princess 2.0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Proof, if any was needed, that mediterraneans aren't white.

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Maximum exposure, maximum damage.

>roaches surviving a plague
Not suprising, really.

you have to be schizo to think having 1 chance out of 10 to get 'digits' 4chins means anything in real life

I am not thinking that at all but what i know is that the Millitary will act in a practical manner in crisis and it can be beneficial for the emmediate situation.

We all gonna die.

/P4zyRjB

That's not so bad as the higher estimates. Overall fatality rate of 1.6%. That's 7 times less than SARS 1. I don't know how they are possibly estimating that with any certainty though.

Also
>chinese data

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Biggest happening since Spanish Flu. WW2 will have nothing on it.

Wasn't Salvini ousted?

thanks faggot

No you a-betti against-a mi spagetti

I don't think they have bothered to design test kits for literal roaches.

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>he doesn't know

Why are the threads slowing down tonite?

It's probably in Louisiana. Probably been spreading here for weeks stealth infecting thousands of people. My dad works in a hospital and comes home every day. I'm fucking getting it lads, it's OVER

reddit.com/r/CoronavirusUS/comments/ffkkq6/im_an_er_doc_i_have_seen_multiple_high_risk/

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>SARS-CoV-2,
it's literally SARS.

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Newfag who wasn't around when the kek magic was being investigated in 2015-16

Infected are being quarantined.

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He's no longer in the government coalition but he still has a seat in parliament.

comfy. suboxone makes me puke-y though

late on US east coast and captcha is being a faggot, more than usual

sauce please.

Most rational people are bored of freaking out

source.

the deaths

*coof coof*

what does the "Long tail" have to do with it? is that the polyadenylation?

Ain’t clicking that shit nogger

It's Sunday. Wagies have to get up in the morning even tho their goybux will be worthless by the time they punch out tomorrow afternoon.

I want sunset too.

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This shit is fishy on multiple fronts, not just the chink front. Recently there has been push to smear the reputation of anyone who says that Corona-chan is man-made. My guess is that because when the chinks stole Corona-chan from the Canadian lab, it's already a bioweapon. If the full story come out there would be a huge backlash against the Western civilization from the rest of the world. Or at the very least, it would make it easier for the CCP to push narrative that the West is the enemy of the world.

An example of this happening is pic related. Harvard has a lot of professors implicated in chink theft of Corona-chan and other biotech research, such as Charles (((Lieber))). Now they are desperate to hide their trails. Universities don't usually publish articles with blatant threats in the headlines.

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Dont you give me hope user

top kek

you earn salvation:
youtu.be/i_8sIq50gsI

>Corona-chan obliterates any chance of you becoming an untouchable regional hegemon
>Reformers get uppity, knows America wants dat juicy cheap labour force
>'Purge the reformers' always easier said than done
>Can't say to US 'I'll offer you the asses of my people, so long as you don't give the reformers any teeth' anymore
>PLA: "Hey Xi, you know what bro, I love these kickbacks and all, but maybe I don't wanna be a coronavirus martyr"

If this virus gets worse/returns.. it's soon bros.

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I'm not a filthy pagan so I don't believe in meme magic.

>US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
>archive.is/7BkR0
No way this can be achieved...

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>Californians were the real virus all along

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Where's Gary?

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we will see. but most likely. 300k official numbers by 20 mar

Note that they're using the Diamond Princess as a reference for symptomatic to asymptomatic infected. It's likely not very accurate but the best we have so far.

Last few days it was going so fast that you could hardly reply before bump limit hit, now it's just meh. Kinda worrisome

looking forward to this one! definitely AOTY

wtf bros why isn't it killing black people?

No wait. I wasn't prepared for these feels tonight

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Half a million already died in China.

Get your 4 of clubs user

fine then

>Im an ER doc - I have seen multiple high risk patients --And we CAN NOT test anyone !
>For example
>I had a pt yesterday.
>45 yo m with no prior travel history, no previous lung disease - presents w
>FEVER/Shortness of breath / Hypoxia / Bilateral wheezing
>WBC- Normal
>flu test - Neg
>Chest xray - BILATERAL lower PNEUMONIA!
>I called the CDC 3x!!!!
>they refused to test him because -- he has not travelled to asia or endemic area!
>They also state they will only test him or others, who do not travel to endemic areas , if they have Respiratory failure !
>we are not an ENDEMIC area bc we DO NOT test!
>I asked him why don't we test him , he needs testing . They said " WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH TESTS"!
>He then said. " QUEST will be releasing a gen lab test soon.”

I heard him last night hanging out with some whore.

historians will be asking this question for years to come

you only say that because you arent blessed, peasant

Get your news from Harvard, Charles Lieber’s enabling employer

Are you in China right now? What do you think of the Corona-chan Second Impact? Will it happen soon, or later, or even at all?

FEMA

Sauce dat shit nigga

Plenty of "whites" died already, you fool. Not only has some German kicked the bucket, but for medical purposes, Italians and even Iranians are "white" as far as the virus is concerned.

WHO keeps revising it's estimate up. And they'll be mitigating for fear of causing panic. But you know better, because of your levels of sheer cope.

The reason the Spanish Flu came back harder in the second wave must more because of the conditions of the war

by friday

approaching a lot of spring breaks for college students

depends on how you define hospitalization.

>threadly reminder nothing is happening
Yeah, China quarantining half their population...700 million, 10% of the world population...is nothing.

i thought they stole it from the NC state lab

Well, it's about 80 percent related. It has some additions to its spike protein that make it far more infectious to humans.

>tfw live near Ames, also chink central

Dark days, frens.

kangs confirmed

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>4 of clubs
my nigga

Community spread getting pretty serious in Australia

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THIRD IMPACT OF CORONA-CHAN

will the population of Africa finally brought back into balance and harmony with their local environment when 1st world countries stop feeding them in the face of the collapse?

>mutts finally win at something

This does not discriminate by age or race you glownigger fuck.

What a pure maiden

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>being this dillusional

Between that and the flecktarn camo, my body is ready kek

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Canadian lab, but Lieber is from Harvard. Harvard don't have their hands clean on this. Perhaps no one is, due to the existence of Chinese United Front Works.

thecoli.png

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that's the point of posting it, brainlet. nothingburgers btfo

>Yeah, China quarantining half their population...700 million

Fact check: China's total population (March 2020) is only 300 million people

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so only hope we had is bullshit. how warm/hot is there

TOPKEK

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1198743X14607412

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>job is recession proof
>Got out of the army 2 months ago for mental illness
>Fairly stocked up, parents live remote if I need to bug out

Who /comfy/ in here bros?

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It is niggers just think it’s diabetes

Wuhan had 1500 viruses in their fucking lab, right?
They stole from everybody.

bro....

Yes.

Where there's unknown community spread, then you're on your way to an outbreak. Sydney and Victoria will fall first.

i didnt even realize they had this department. what a rotten regime it needs to end

China is already shuttering its 11 makeshift corona hospitals anons. It;s over anons, all except the economic fallout. Is globalism over?

Minnesotabros...?

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Whatever the reason might be, you must be glad because your mutt genes will make it harder for Corona-chan to get you.

>Be me
>Clean up fucked up electronics as a hobby and as a job
>Use fuckloads of isopropyl for this, since it won't damage anything and dries quickly
>Can't find iso ANYWHERE now
>Can't do what I want to do because niggers panic bought it all

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videos of college kids dropping dead during spring break will be called alcohol overdoses

I’m going to single handily end this viruses entire career. The cure is elderberries. No problem.

If a nigger held that sign, it would count as a suicide by a cop

Yes, and it's been hot as fuck still along the East Coast. Rain has made some cooler days, but it's hot as fuck between them.

I swear to god i will stop masturbating starting tomorrow if we can get through this. I Just want my family to be safe PLEASE

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Don't be like Albania

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like how hot? 30c and above?

Half of us are tormenting Yas Forums

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what is the one with the big chinese milkers

Thais has been haopening in every university in the United States for decades. From any campus its pretty simple to see that all our research is going straight to China and that all our schools are training Chinese scientists.

We *could* but what fun is that?

Too late weon, this ride started and it'll never end!

and yours won't you swarthy mongoloid?

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Jinxing is basically a given here, though to be fair, we know it's going to spread everywhere.

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>Harvard has a lot of professors implicated in chink theft of Corona-chan and other biotech research, such as Charles (((Lieber))).
when the world finally realizes this; pic related

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Less dropping dead, more like massive transmission vector

Yeah, the chinks have a lot of infiltrators in high places. Just look at the murder case of Bo “Nick” Zhao, it's fucked up. They will even murder people in somebody else's country.

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The Chinkypox

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Considering this is literally SARS v2, we might expect SARS v3 soon

Definitely 30C and above days, yes.

>Not only has some German kicked the bucket,
He may have been a new german

No idea, shamelessly ripped it from one of the early threads

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Yo, I'm a coomer with a qipao fetish gimme all your Corona-virus chan pics pls thx

true..i was worstcasescenario posting

I don't want this habbening anymore

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Based