/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1776

► Detected: 109,837 ► Died: 3,802

>NEWS
US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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UK supermarkets begin rationing
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Italy to prioritize those most likely to survive
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Man tests positive after attending convetion center two miles away from Mar-a-lago
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>RESEARCH
Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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Resistant to antivirals
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Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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Bodies must be cremated
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Rapidly mutating
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>REMINDER
Useful prep list anons put together
pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs

Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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WHO estimated 284,000 deaths for H1N1 from only 18,000 confirmed
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Infection could reach 60% of world population
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China figures likely simulated
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>LATEST CASES
03:36: 2 new cases in Norway.
03:34: 1 new case in Spain.
03:15: 9 new cases in Japan.
03:10: 3 new cases in Victoria, Australia.
02:36: 2 new deaths in South Korea. One was a 74-year-old man with underlying health conditions and the other was a 68-year-old woman with no known underlying health conditions.
02:22: 1 new case in Hawaii, United States.
01:44: 1 new case in Ecuador.
20:30: 14 new cases in Israel.

>MORE
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t.me/coronavirus_timeline
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youtube.com/watch?v=C4nCy5CITc8
pscp.tv/w/1nAJEdnlBzyGL
twitter.com/raladavi/status/1236755623439749121
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archive.is/wip/B2q2u
theage.com.au/national/coronavirus-updates-live-third-death-in-australia-as-outbreak-in-italy-surpasses-south-korea-20200309-p5482x.html
twitter.com/econchart/status/1236708413670817792
youtube.com/watch?v=IKf87MF4MxE
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youtube.com/watch?v=UF7rBcFolAc
twitter.com/kr3at/status/1236792832247160844?s=20
kwwl.com/2020/03/08/mercy-iowa-city-begins-visitor-restrictions/
visir.is/g/202015482d/thrju-ny-smit-ur-veronavelinni
twitter.com/EddyElfenbein/status/1236832768358825985
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Gay

nextstrain.org/ncov

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,743 (3,120) ► International 29,020 (704): Italy 7,375 (366) S. Korea 7,384 (51) Iran 6,566 (194) France 1,126 (19) D. Princess 696 (7) Spain 643 (17) Japan 502 (7) USA 491 (19) Switzerland 337 (2) UK 273 (3) Netherlands 265 (3) H. Kong 115 (3) Australia 80 (3) Iraq 60 (6) Thailand 50 (1) Egypt 55 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) S. Marino 36 (1) Philippines 10 (1) Argentina 12 (1) Germany 1,040 Sweden 203 Belgium 200 Norway 175 Singapore 150 Austria 104 Malaysia 99 Bahrain 85 Greece 73 Canada 64 Kuwait 64 Iceland 55 UAE 45 India 40 Denmark 35 Lebanon 32 Czechia 31 Portugal 30 Vietnam 30 Israel 25 Finland 24 Ireland 21 Algeria 20 Brazil 25 Palestine 19 Russia 17 Oman 16 Slovenia 16 Qatar 15 Romania 15 Ecuador 15 Georgia 13 Croatia 12 S. Arabia 15 Poland 11Macao 10 Estonia 10 C. Rica 9 Azerbaijan 9 Chile 8 Mexico 7 Pakistan 7 Hungary 7 Belarus 6 Indonesia 6 Peru 6 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Slovakia 5 Afghanistan 4 Senegal 4 Bulgaria 4 Latvia 3 Macedonia 3 Bangladesh 3 Bosnia 3 Malta 3 S. Africa 3 Cambodia 2 Morocco 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Maldives 2 Tunisia 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 Serbia 1 Togo 1

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Woo made it!

SARS-CoV-2:
>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation (14 days +).
>3. Can spread during asymptomatic incubation.
>4. May infect the CNS and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. It also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.
>8. Mortality increases exponentially with age, protect your parents and grandparents.
>9. Unconfirmed reports of recovered patients becoming re-infected!
Takeaways -
Do not respond to memeflags
Do not respond to Reddit spacers
Do not respond to tripfags
Do not respond to namefags

These attention-whores and validation-seekers ruin everything they touch with their faggotry and your responses feed their egos.
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OP plz use my OC banner for the next thread

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— Crude Oil at 28 USD.

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What if self quarantine doesn't work?

twitter.com/franxstrax/status/1236753278681124870

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>This has killed more than an innocent virus.

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Explain to a literal brainlet where all the money that is being "lost" in the markets due to corona-chan is going

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Can anyone find any info for this man?

James Cai, early 30's, Physician assistant, no prior health conditions, wants to move from hackensack med to Mount Sinai NYC (Which is bad). No social (that I can know of)

>Being the Corona Poster boy for tri state are and the MSM in NY

twitter.com/pulte/status/1236804645441413122

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SPAINBRO WHERE ARE YOU IM HUNGRY

GOD BLESS AMERICA
>GOD BLESS AMERICA
GOD BLESS AMERICA

Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY NEW cases and death ,without any shit news and other stuff

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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1 new case in Croatia

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So, you put infected in prison?? wut

>1776

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biz is losing it's mind. Fear a run on the banks anons.

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Bingo Bongo Bango Boyngo

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This is a drill.
Do not reply to me.

it’s not even Monday morning yet

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Will do.

win-win

twitter.com/bambammcbammers/status/1236750532913426432

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Bish Bash Bosh

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It evaporates since everyone trades on margin.

oh shi ~

Bumfuck, Middle Nowhere Oz Town. Pop 5k.

Was just told by RN that hospital set up an express testing area so as not to swamp doctors and -
Local Winery on 14 day lockdown because asshole Asian CoronaChan spreader had been coofing it up in there. He was a confirmed Corona infector too.

> MONEY LOST!
MONEY LOST!
> MONEY LOST!
MONEY LOST!
> MONEY LOST!
MONEY LOST!
> MONEY LOST!
MONEY LOST!
> MONEY LOST!
MONEY LOST!
> MONEY LOST!
MONEY LOST!

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I got it from my workplace, my work has put together a coronavirus task force. I work in a shipping warehouse. I touched several wet packages from china. It's been two weeks but I have no symptoms and I cant get tested for it. I'm probably going to die.

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Faggot

1776, get fucked red coats

Hope all the nothingburger fags get infected first

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Cant wait for trudeau to get it from his colored cabinet

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This country is so retarded. Corona is the cleansing that we need but don't deserve

yummy yummy corona cunny!

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the entire world put all of its eggs into china's basket and china just slammed the basket into the pavement

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Just get better, bro

>twitter.com/franxstrax/status/1236753278681124870

That satin blouse.

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We're fucked aren't we?
WTF is this? 32yo Doctor near death.
>pscp.tv/w/1nAJEdnlBzyGL

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twitter.com/raladavi/status/1236755623439749121

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OH NO NO NO NO
OH AAAHH

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>tripfag calling someone faggot

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Things that used to be worth a lot of money are now worth not as much money. Most people's net worth isn't a giant Scrooge-McDuckian pile of cash, it's the things they own, like stocks and bonds and real estate and bullion. Stocks, in particular, are quickly becoming worth less and less. If you used to own one share of a company that was worth $500, now maybe it's worth $450.

Lots of sleep, lots of water, lots of electrolytes.

If you buy a house and sell it later for less than its purchase price, you've "lost" money.

If your neighborhood goes to shit around you and the value of your house goes down (but you don't sell), your net worth goes down and you've "lost" money.

In the first instance you get less cash, in the second example you own something of less value. The stock market works pretty similarly.

Is petro-dollar and US hegemony kill ?

>to those who are now dying of the international spread of coronavirus
>never again lobby for open borders

I hope i wont get drafted from the reserve to be stationed near the Italianborder in switzerland

Include this in the default posts, OP. A SHTF prep list another user did put together based on several other anons' posts.

pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs
archive.is/wip/B2q2u

Problem is even if it worked what are we going to do about more people reinfecting the country again? More quarantines? Let the old fucking die.

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Thank you kind sir

NIGGER

I may not wanna get low so I post it up kinda like a playa do,
But if you come to the crib,
Then I might show you girls a thang or two,
Yea I think you a superstar wit' a ass like that you gotta blew,
Before you make it big,
There's just one thing I gotta do
I could go low (Go low) lower than you know,
Go low, (go low) lower than you know,
Go low (go low) lower than you know,
Go low (go low) lower than you know,
Go low (go low) lower than you know

>oil prices collapsing
It’s the beginning of the end, isn’t it?

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it's all going to her

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MURICA
We ain't testing and we don't care!

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>he didn't short airline stocks

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umm guys p........

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They laugh now but in 2 weeks time there stinging buttocks will give anything to those chad preppers.

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I'll try to stay healthy but I dont know if I'm going to be ok, they sent out an email telling us to self isolate if we come into contact with contaminated packages for 14 days and to go to the hospital if we develop symptoms.

lmao

RIP bratan

When Jews say money lost, they mean nobody is spending. Loss of profit is more accurate. People are eating out less, going to the movies less, travelling less, etc. Basically, not a problem for anyone but the kikes. Only real problem for consumers will be shortages of supplies. Medicine, food, everything.

absolutely based

>AUSTRALIA IS FUCKED

xtheage.com.au/national/coronavirus-updates-live-third-death-in-australia-as-outbreak-in-italy-surpasses-south-korea-20200309-p5482x.html

theage.com.au/national/coronavirus-updates-live-third-death-in-australia-as-outbreak-in-italy-surpasses-south-korea-20200309-p5482x.html

>Australia’s chief medical officer Brendan Murphy says authorities are not recommending putting any more travel bans in place, beyond China, South Korea and Iran.

>He said cases were growing in Italy, Germany and France, but it was impossible to put bans on all countries where outbreaks occur.

>"No more travel bans are recommended. You cannot fully isolate the country," Professor Murphy said.

>He noted that there have been no cases of community transmission outside NSW.

>"The majority of cases in Australia continue to be from return travellers, from an increasing number of countries around the world," he said.

>THE MAJORITY OF CASES ARE FROM TRAVELLERS RETURNING FROM OVERSEAS

NO NEED TO IMPLEMENT ANY MORE TRAVEL BANS DESPITE ITALY BEING LOCKDOWN

2 new cases in Thailand.

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...ah-A?

Ok you die first.

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twitter.com/econchart/status/1236708413670817792

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It literally vanishes. Stocks are "implied" currencies that are used for investing. But instead of strengthening a dollar's value, it weakens it.

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Can any italy anons here tell us what's going on out there?

>You cannot fully isolate the country
Not with THAT attitude.

>if I post a map with big ominous red pandemic circles it means its seriouslyfor realz le happening

AND you post some vidya soundtrack. jesus fucking cringe at you pathetic happening NEET fat ass weebs.

kill yourselves. all of you

can't get any simpler than this

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I love this year so fucking much, 2020 is the most based year of the decade.

This is what people don't get. The virus itself is really only lethal to boomers and people in shitty health (mostly, not always) but the lasting economic damage is going to fuck everybody for a very, very long time.

>chad preppers
these are not preppers these are retards in the early stage of panic

stay the fuck there while I spray you

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Are niggers fucking immune or there's simply no data from african countries?

It's encircling me, it's just a matter of time until a door handle gets me while my politicians lie about it.

youtube.com/watch?v=IKf87MF4MxE

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STILL ZERO (0) CASES IN ANTARCTICA, THE WORLD IS SAFE

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ope sorry user didn't see it was in the OP now lol

The LONG Con

Getting Close Now Anons.

You Can FEEL it.

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>>pscp.tv/w/1nAJEdnlBzyGL
user, he's a gook

twitter.com/G4Heron/status/1236760637038092288

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Sure thing redditor. Why don't you go back there and leave us weebs alone?

Some of the earliest deaths were healthy chinks in their 30s

Biggest event in modern civilization

I need a boat

How likely is a wheelbarrow of cash for a loaf of bread in the near future biz anons?

BDAnon RECAP: he say it was joint Russian-Chinese bio weapon accidentally released in a transport accident in Wuhan. It got to Iran by infected Russian soldiers. It is designed to combine with other diseases and mutate constantly. It escaped once before in 2016 and China basically razed and sterilized 50 square miles to kill every living thing. Russia and China fessed up to Trump now all working together to solve. Homeless on US West coast breeding ground for Corona mutation. Unclear how the world survives except in remote enclaves is my impression. No therapy, no cure, no mercy.
I'm just the messenger, sounds grim.

under ideal circumstances yes, but once hospitals get overwhelmed and all the ventilators occupied, younger people will start dying too.

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youtube.com/watch?v=UF7rBcFolAc

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>14 new cases in Israel

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Gary had all his stocks caught up in oil. He’s not in this thread. Coincidence?

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So pathetic . . . just go to Target or Fred Myer, they've got plenty

Ok Yas Forums, you were right. Happy?

Pump it.

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The normies are dying because they didn't prep.

twitter.com/kr3at/status/1236792832247160844?s=20

I'm just short of a few crucial things and I don't think I have the time to get the funds to buy it all

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PEAK PROSPERITY NOOO

Prepare for Black Monday. If you got any 24 hour places open nearby—go now.

Sovereign citizens must love this shit kek.

Happy? No. Entertained? Yes.

Fuck meme flags
That being said the look on his face trying to decide whether or not the ticket it worth being exposed is hilarious.

Russia quarantined 2 more weeks , screen shot this

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Very true, and based on every reasonable estimate pretty much the entire world will have their hospitals overwhelmed which will lead to a lot of preventable deaths. It's a three pronged happening, but no matter which way I try to explain it most people in my life say it's just a flu bro and ignore me. The joke's going to be on them though.

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You cannot isolate the country...

It's a fucking island. This has to be on purpose, there is no other explanation for this level of stupidity

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THREE CONFIRMED CASES in Iowa City

kwwl.com/2020/03/08/mercy-iowa-city-begins-visitor-restrictions/

>mfw

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Please bless me corona chan.

visir.is/g/202015482d/thrju-ny-smit-ur-veronavelinni
You can update Iceland to 58

What steps will be taken to keep emergency services functioning? First responders will come in contact with infected people. We can quarantine all the police and fire.

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What are you missing?

IT'S. FUCKING. HAPPENING.

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Uh huh...so if your right, when is the great happooning commencing?

What if this forces humanity to be perpetually healthy in order to live?

Petrobras must be shitting themselves

im ecstatic, my dick has been rock hard for days at the thought of the mass panic i will observe safely from the warmth of my home

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No masks or disinfectants in AREQUIPA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Roaches will always be roaches.

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Mexianon here
How to spread panic?
I've been thinking taking the bus with a shitty mouth cover and cough like crazy.

Just a coincidence that shitalians notorious for not washing their hands are getting BTFO

Literal ponzi scheme. This is why you fuckers should be put out of business by a tax on transactions.

That sounds exactly like a Biblical Prophecy.

Agreed. This week is going to be carnage here.

it's literally going into my pocket

Those crazy Saudis and Ruskies! Looking forward to $0.95/gal gas again! PS. Fuck you Tesla.

Does anyone have the studies that say it has a really high R0 infection rating? I remember seeing some paper saying it could be as high as 7 but I can't find it now. Please help me.

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Tfw blacks inherit the planet

A new way to get tested for Corona virus.
1. Find bolice
2. Coof on them
3. ?????
4. City pays for your test!

When the numbers in Lima start climbing you'll be the one laughing.

Based, these post always keep my stress low.

Even literal Chinks are more transparent heck even the Iranians, Roaches need to get rid of erdocuck lol.

Shit, let's hope some of the pasta anons here prepped.

>Tfw Planet of the Apes becomes real

Can't fucking wait.

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