Canada is running out of toilet paper. I've been away a few days. Is the world coming to an end? Day of the rake?

wipe your ass with soup

Alberta is out of TP but there is plenty of paper towel if you aren't a coward.

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I went to walmart today and they had a full skid of Charmin ultra on sale right by the entrance. $6 off and I was the only one who bought some.

It will not flush and will fuck up your plumbing, you need to put the disgusting shit covered towel in the trash. Just spray your ass with water.

Just use your flag.
Trudeau recommends.

I blame the mutts

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Superpower India innovated past toilet paper shortages YEARS ago

Paper towels flush fine as long as you aren't using a lot like a woman. Women are behind this shortage anyway. I bought a 12-pack of TP last month and have used 2 rolls since. A woman would've used all 12 by now.

>those prices
Leaf, I...

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These

I have rolls and rolls of TP. I plan on wiping away all your fag tears with it when shtf. Ya'll going to die you probably have no clue what is coming. People here ran their mouths off too much and now the day of the rope cometh for you all. Coronachan approaches....

Why are people panic buying shit that's made in Canada and will have no supply chain disruption? We won't be running out of paper products any time soon, but it's cold/flu medicine that we should be worried about. Pretty much any generic OTC medication will be 100% gone in a couple of months, and we won't see it back for a year.

1. Uninformed.
2. People don't want to be going out too much when a lock down is in place.
3. When the people delivering the goods become sick, supplies start to lag.

How much is shitter paper in mutt land?

Looks like a superstore.

I am willing to trade 4 toilet paper plies for 3 hand jobs, 100k cash and a disinfectant wipe.

do people lack mental acuity? you don't literally need toilet paper to wipe your ass. in desperate situations, a tree leaf or notebook paper does the job well enough.

>Average americans can not fathom how to use a bidet

It's honestly funny.

the coomer pandemic is here.

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$40 bidets at Lowes.com

are you in toronto? Dude. Just use water to clean your ass

if this is in Calgary, its bad

Like 12 dollars

I rifle through toilet paper, man. To paraphrase Adam Corolla, it's like trying to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet down there

are people really that retarded that their last thought in a pandemia is how they will clean their ass??? fucking amerisharts, if it comes hard on hard just clean ur ass in the bathroom, you will have bigger problems then

I am and I steal my tp from work

dyingggg lmao

i bought 5 30 packs at superstore after i saw costco was all out. sucks to be you.

Calgarian checking in we seem to be out of TP ... not surprising this city is full of faggots who cant fathom wiping with a tissue for fucks sake this is NPC central Alberta sometimes

You can still order TP from amazon also we are out of hand sanitizer

Vancouver Island here, thought it was just us
Wtf man

anywhere from $1 for basic shit tickets to $12 for the top tier stuff

St. Albert this afternoon

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You just cant afford it OP

Wtf boys

Use your socks wipe your ass maple syrup boy.

no, they really don't. Paper towels will eventually clog up at the street level and a month later you will have a clog so bad you will have to call the city. Do NOT flush anything but human waste and toilet paper down your toilet unless you really like paying expensive plumbing bills.

Piss off burger this is a leaf thread

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Everyone knows that fucko you just toss it into a garbage bag problem solved

Did you find that toilet paper yet?

>Women are behind this shortage anyway.
This. Women easily use twice as much toilet paper

Stores are starting to empty out in the yukon. Big sports event was just cancelled, seems like they're taking it semi-seriously up here.

I've been prepped for months though, so ready to dab on the normies

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all the smart leafs already stockpiled toilet paper if we on pol we have early warning.

I told my sister that she was pissed but had no choice but to agree with me.

Stockpile confirmed

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You could take other people's toilet paper at gunpoint in minecraft.

YOU'RE DOOMED. FACTS.

>80% who get the virus will be fine
>15% will get really sick and may require hospital care
>5% will definitely require hospital care and most even in hospital will die

In the case of the USA, if 50% of the population get infected (that's a very low estimate and it's likely to be higher)

Just over 8 million will require critical hospital care and likely die. Of course, no health system can deal with such numbers so the death rate is likely to far exceed that.

In a worse case scenario of 100% of Americans infected with no health care you can estimate around 30 million will die.

IT'S JUST THE FLU THOUGH.. 80% ARE FINE IT'S JUST 5% THAT WON'T BE OK AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT 5% ACTUALLY MEANS IN REAL TERM NUMBERS AND DEATHS.

Now also note there are thousands who have this active and have not recovered. They could be re-infecting themselves. The virus has mutated and could again being more aggressive.

This truly is the big one!

Imagine being such a faggot little kid that you reference minecraft lol wtf

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I never claimed I played minecraft in real life so calm down.

More like day of the wipe from the looks of it.

read the post I responded to, fuckface leaf

Yeah but no one is buying food or soap so the TP is a great distraction.

imagine being such a boomer you dont get the "in minecraft" meme

I don't remember the last time I wiped. Just spray off in shower and watch poop run down drain.

I really hope more people will start installing bidets.
Even those luxury million dollar mansions don't have them so dissapointing.

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Fuck the toilet paper, I’m buying tampons. What’s going to happen when women run out of those? I’m going to be swimming in corona infected pussy.

My first experience with a bidet was in a Japanese airport. I want that experience in every toilet. Alas, I'm an Amerimutt. Someday when I get a house I'm getting one.

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Based and Harem pilled.

You know a ton of women just use menstrual cups nowadays and they're reusable. Tampons won't be a big seller.

Canadians are a cancer, these threads are old and gay. Grow up you fucking faggots. You niggers are worse than the Aussies at this point