The market is fucking tanking you dweeb, fucking do something about it instead of bitching about the MSM on twitter...

that ass smell after you get up from the chair, lol.

does anyone notice you or others when u sit down for a while then get up theres ass aroma for a second? happens in the gym too

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LOCK HER THE FUCK UP ALREADY YOU STUPID CUNT

With a manufactured virus made by zipperheads We are all in over our heads. How dumb are leftypol faggots?

NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN STOCKERINOSSSSS

Oh my bad I guess I thought it was insane that you asked a random nobody to fix this problem instead of a genius self-made billionaire master dealmaker that managed to become president against all odds figuring it out. Sorry about that.

Watch everyone running against him back off and just let him have it in November. None of them want anything to do with Covid fucking up the country and being president while it happens.

>muh market
I love how leftists want us to care about this fucking baloney only when it suits them.

Dilate

With the majority of manufacturing happening in China and the use of "just in time" delivery, a major epidemic that shits down supply chains is going to hurt everyone.

The fact is the US is both geographically and economically removes from the scenario. Thank god Trump forced everyone who would listen to pull out of China, and the fact that we are a net importer from China means our bread isn't buttered by what China can buy from us.

This is perhaps the best situation for the Trump administration. The economy was already overdue for a recession to readjust the market, this makes it less worse for the US compared to other countries AND allows him to blame a global health crisis rather than his own hyperinflation via QE.

Corona-chan literally spit on the Dem's last hope to remove Trump.

do what exactly? sometimes people forget the president isn't a king

By tomorrow morning everything wil be fine as usual

Yes I'm sure the president of US has no control of Saudis and can't possibly pressure them into renegotiating a deal with us.

What exactly do you think the president can do?

>Free market
>"DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT"

Sorry to break it to you user but that's not how the free market works, perhaps you'd be more suited to a place like China which doesn't allow its citizens to sell during a collapse.

If only he was a chicongo community organizer who had served just two years in the Senate

>Italy now as bad as Wuhan
>border to Italy still open
>LOOK LOOK IM AMAZING I CLOSED THE BORDER TO CHINA
What a fucking dipshit moron

Yeah thanks to Clinton and Dubya for moving all our factories to China. Trump knows this and that's why he's trying to fix this.

Also investors are autistic

We probably can’t close travel with Italy due to treaties and shit

REMEMBER - Trump has a plan!

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He can also blame Saudi Arabia and Russia for throwing hissy fits

Just close the borders and stop all international travel to the US.

He could've used Corona to highlight the importance of borders and walls and having American industry instead of being dependent on China. Instead he says Xi is doing a great job and not to worry about Corona.

He's not a 5D chessplayer his fanboys like Scott Adams make him out to be.

Now that would be interesting. I can just see the headlines now
>Trump once again colluded with Putin against a long time US ally
it’s going to be hilarious seeing all of the candidates and media personalities suddenly become extremely supportive of Saudi Arabia.

Id swear this was bait, but Q larp brought in so many retarded boomers.

The mental gymnastics you are capable of are beyond olympics tier. Let me just ask, did you brag at all when the dow hit 29? Where was your talk of market correction then? Feel free to lie your ass off, by the way, I'll never be able to tell.

Wash your ass with soap you disgusting animal.

China will always have the factories, trust me. No other country has the manpower and the will to mass produce the world's shitty trinkets. India is always on the verge of collapse and other countries don't have the population.

Fake market
New real market incoming
It's about time

He's a fraud and traitor.

Makes me smile as some trump supporters were buying the dip last week. GET FUCKED

>fucking do something about it
Fucking commie!

If it's a larp why don't they just ask trump instead of running hit pieces instead

The only ones left from 16 who listen to this clown are enraptured boomers who left God behind at their gay orgy Woodstock.

This is true. This whole fiasco is a vindication if his 2016 platform and he’s busy denying that it is an important development.

Op is deranged. Sage

Well played user. I thought you were being serious. Good bait, I took it.

Yes it is. And he completely screwed the pooch.

Hello frens. Migrate to /fcg/ - Financial Collapse General. This is going to be a wild ride. Going to start needing numbered threads to chase this to the bottom. Time to combine threads and start this long running series. /cvg/ can continue to have their fun. Need the finance anons to unify our efforts in a single stream.

Dude that makes no fucking sense. You people are getting pretty deranged with your trump supporter caricatures.

Oh yeah that won't fuck with the stock market at all. The entire house of cards won't fall. That won't cause retards to freak out. Everyone will just continue going to work and everything will be fine. You're a fucking genius.

Ya, they bought too early. Now they’ll only make a 25% profit instead of a 35% profit when the market goes back up next year. Hahaha, get fucked Trumpins, that’ll show em.

No.

Because the stock market has been about 30% over valued AT LEAST since approximately 2011. Look at commodoties, housing prices, etc. Anything that can be bought with a loan is skyrocketing in price because the quantitative easing has been eating up the economy at the expense of making numbers on a spreadsheet go up.

At least unemployment is low and wages are starting to pick up as we shut down illegal immigration. Mind you, not enough to offset the inflation, but whatever.

Yeah you’re right. A lot of neocon shills in nationalist clothing snuck into the “MAGA” movement too.

oh no it's a virus
oh no it's a stonks
oh no it's a russia
oh no it's a iran
oh no it's a tranny
oh no it's a nigger
oh no it's a ....

Suck my dick faggot

You’re a fucking idiot if you think any Woodstock boomer actually supports trump. Only a total NEET who never interacts with people would ever think that the Woodstock demographic correlated with trump supporters.

You fuckers are constantly putting your foot in your mouth with shit like this. Do you plan to continue looking like an ignorant fool all the way to November?

I don’t need to leave the house to know how fucking gay and stupid Trump boomertards are.
>Muh based gays
>Muh stock market
>Muh GDP
They jerked off to Jefferson Airplane and then became greedy piggies.

>trump supporters are really hippies
stupid fucks like you are a constant reminder that
>American education
isn’t a fucking meme.

stop trying to be randumb u cringe normie fuck

You do realize people change throughout their lives right? And that Trump’s brand of vaguely un-PC “conservatism” is just liberalism? Explain what he has “conserved”? Trannies reading to kids more daily, porn everywhere, shit jobs out there for his depressed nation to drudge to, housing markets unaffordable, health care fucked.
Boomers are defined by their hypocrisy, grandpa. Of course Woodstock assholes love trump. Ever hear of Abbie Hoffman?

my ex girlfriend's mom used to date hoffman

No shit??? When he was yippie or yuppie?

I sure as hell hope people change as they grow older, because I cannot imagine how your life is going to end up if you don’t grow out of being such an insufferable faggot.
Only the most sheltered and uninformed retard would ever think hippy boomers are trump supporters. These two demographics fucking hate each other.

Who the fuck thinks shitposting such obvious bullshit is fun? Do you make it a habit of pretending to be a complete idiot, or is this just who you are?

>coordinated fake news has no effect on the market
get a load of this libtard

Enjoy your groovy stds

Being a snarky retard isn't going to win anyone over, user. It's just sad.

>goyim don't have the right to do what they want with their own money
Faggot.

Trump supporters love trannies, homos, absolutely adore Jews, love huge tax breaks for corporations that fuck America. Walk me through how that’s not liberal.

Nationalize every company that plays any importance to American national security.

you do have a point there

How the fuck would you know what a trump supporter thinks? You’re a retard who thinks fucking hippies would vote for a racist, sexist billionaire running under the pro war party?

You obviously don’t know shit. It’s fucking hilarious when stupid fucks like you try to sit here and shill your bullshit when you’re obviously a young as fuck college student.