"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."

This man asks you for your ID.

>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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Heil!

Certainly, here you are, kamerad..

Heil Hitler!

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your compliment was sufficient lewis

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i got my first commie, can i shoot him already?

Niggers

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keep rollin

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I wanna be a nazi so bad

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baka

Here's my paperwork. Hoop that shit homie!

rollan

Meh

Americans are not white
Europeans are not white
Spics are not white
Africans are obviously not white
Asians are not white
there are not white people left

Watch and learn, chumps

Hmmm yes quite

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fuck jannies

Seig Heil nigger.

Looks pink to me! Fag

rollin

any jews on the loose

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Bix nood

Wes we gotta torture you for information

Heil

Sieg!

That's purple you dimwit

Sieg Heil!

NIG ON THE LOOSE

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Oy vay, I'll never let the goyim know

AYOOO AHA SHIT SUHH HANS MEIN NEGER

not sure if jewish or high ranking nazi official

*ahem*

and just what color are YOU

I enjoy farting loudly in public

FUCK NIGGERS

for the fuhrer

Of course, right here!

Rollarino

We will rise

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Hallo zhere

Nothing to see here

Onions puro ario papu!

INVASION OF CHILE CONFIRMED

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Hopefully I'll...

I wish you were a fucking leaf. I'm going to do an executive override and destroy Cuknadia. Based leafs may become officers in my Marine Corps.

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H O N O R A R Y

Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.

Here Herr

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rawlin

DAS RITE WE WUZ WHERMACHT AND SHIEEETT

Rerolling

Heil

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Ahh shit I literally rolled an Italian in North Africa

S-sieg heil, c-comrade!

I believe everything is in order

Beefy lettuce

Sieg Heil!

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western front, not bad

rolling

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seig heil!

It's actually leaves for plural. My mistake. I have a dynamic IP so I hope my ID didn't change just yet.

Dirty things like you should be shot on sight

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heilin

can someone help a colorblind user out? I thought for sure I'd be able to tell what color my id was. I can't tell if I'm black, brown or some kind of purple.

Rolling

This jew app says everybody who submits their dna ends up being 1% jew?
wat du?

ROLLLLLL

>Röhrling
based and group B pilled

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Greetings my NatSoc brethern

Out of my way phleb

Get?

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America is doomed

heil

Where is the Fuhrer?

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Hell

Rollereich

Get out of my way, now.

Just passing through

>Out of my way phleb
that's general pleb to you, straighten your uniform you sloppy grunt

Hanging out with Rommel.

lets get the party started

Looks blue/purple to me
Rolling

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Guten Tag, meine Herren!
*pulls out ID*
Hier mein Ausweis.
*extends hand expecting to be cleared and ID handed back*
Gibt's ein Problem? *laughs nervously*

please be manchukuo soldier

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guten tag

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Vroom vroom!

fuck jannies

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Not today commie

who knew that was the plan all along

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As a high ranking Nazi Officer I’m on my way to the western front to claim rightful German clay!

ok so i am manchu waffen ss on western front, epic

hallo!

Oh fuck I'll play

Let's see here

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rollerino

Bring me the head of the jew sanders

based

Dark blue, does that make me an SS African regiment on the Western Front?

POOPIE EATER REPORTING FOR POOPIE FELLOW VOLK

>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front

not for long

NAZIS HUNTER HERE. Anyone want to surrender themselves for deportation to Israel. We have a Jewish Tribunal and a nice comfortable cell waiting for you.

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Looks back, steely eyed.

Seig heil, brothers

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im here

Was wollen wir rollen?

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Der kommissar's in town.

british free corps?

Line up together so we only need one bullet.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Was ist los? Ich bin weisse.

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Commie on the eastern front. That'll end well.

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Oy vey

Step aside gentlemen.

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Hey that’s my OC and I’m an honorary Aryan, let me through.

Wundabar

Roll.

>Becomes misty-eyed
>Starts whining plaintively

Rollerino kameraden

bitte

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just shoot me and get it over with

Rolling desu

Rolling für der Führer

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