Coronavirus

Based advice.

get a time machine

Unironically do it the situation will get wild in next weeks

Oh shit, gas is cheaper, better get my cash out of the bank, reeeeeeeeeee

It's been worthless ever since Nixon got rid of the gold standard

Stop larping, you massive faggot. This is a small disease that will run its course, not the end of civilization.

Based and pastapilled. Although you should have already done it a two weeks prior to this.

Thread is being slid hard. Bump it.

can we make this bra mask a thing?

Attached: 90[1].jpg (1200x630, 80.91K)

periodic bump

lmao based boomer
also checked

bump

Not with that attitude

Joke is on you, I only have debt. Not money. The more the dollar devalues the less my debt becomes.

Why?

I’ve been thinking of doing this for the last few days.

I think I will, because if gets bad they will block withdraws like they did in Greece 2 years ago..

I wear my thicc cousin's dirty thongs like this.

I doubt they’d let me withdraw it all in one transaction.

It’s a fair amount of money

that's not something you should be proud of

I bought some fucking Mutual Funds. The price went down 40%.

Attached: 1582402304106.jpg (425x426, 31.99K)

>buying in a downtrend
not gonna make it

If I pull that off, will you die?

It's the long game that matters, 10% into savings each year until retirement. You'll lose some years but consistency wins out.

you're right, I should be buying during an uptrend.

Attached: 1498575956569.png (1000x1000, 1.33M)

I've got $200k in the bank, should I just get the entire fucking sum in cash and walk out?

A part of me wants to cuss you the motherfuck out for letting the normal niggers that browse the board see this, but there's some good anons on here that need to see this.

So going to meme a bank run into existence now?

>Get your money out of the banks before the normies find out whats happening.
you are a normie.... dipshit.

Attached: yescollapsing.png (302x216, 76.12K)

This. Keep buying.

Attached: 29562781417_6390f05cd0_c.jpg (800x618, 138.38K)

Indeed you should

I thought about not telling you fuckers.

But I guess I just didn't want any guilt for not telling you guys since I like yall.

Consider this thread yalls warning. Stay safe.

I have 5k should i even bother taking it out?

Should have at least a couple grand in cash. I love silver too but cash will be king for a few months.

Buy silver before the normal faggots realise how cheap it is and autistically buy it like they did with toilet paper

Same except now its down to 4,500

This.

How long do you think it will take them to find out? I was planning on going and buying a tent and sleeping bag tomorrow morning.

Where do you "buy silver"? What kind of silver (jewelry,bars, purity)? Genuinely want to know this info

Attached: How-to-Make-a-Monkey’s-Fist.jpg (728x550, 61.56K)

I don't have any money, I'm £1700 in debt

You can try but they might not let you. I tried taking out 1000 dollars once and they actually brought out security to ask me questions. Feds REALLY do not want to lose their debt papers, even when the economy is doing OK.

I bought all of the Sugar Pumpkin Seeds in Mississippi! 2,688 packs from Lowe’s and Home Depot’s across the state, it cost me over $10,000, but fuck everyone else. You either have a Grandpap with Sugar Pumpkins or you come to me for pumpkin pie.

Fuck Niggers.

Why would you take out your stupid bra padding before using as a mask? Its the one component which would actually serve a filtering purpose.

This is why you don't bank, you use a credit union.

you've been playing too much stardew valley

Gov cut off my food stamps. It will hard to survive in the section 8 unit. I have no cash or food . have a weapon . what do

It's good to be prepared, but you have crossed the line into being a crisiskike trying to capitalize on a shitty situation and wanting to gouge the fuck out of others financially.

As a result? You can expect to be raided by both federal and ragtag forces.

Does this mean I don't have to pay all the money that I owe on my creditcard? Like, is there ANY chance of such a thing happening?

Have 6k in savings at Chase. Should I pull all of it out?

Not worried about virus rather the crashing economy.

kill yourself

You can't withdraw more than 10k or the feds will come knocking

OMG... is this the start of the chimp out???

You're fucked nigger.

Ok I have imagination, but I'm gonna need some concrete examples here. I'm not gonna go out and buy 10 containers of canned beans just to protect my neck. Ammo, I can probably move, but it might be too late to buy 100K of ammo. And I have to be able to store it and defend it. That can get dicey, especially if using warehouses. Otherwise, ye be LARPin.

Malarkey

i have withdrawn over 10k multiple times, no questions asked. it's my money and if i want to pay my contractors in cash i will.

lol he thinks paper money is going to mean anything

>having money in the (((banks)))
If everything goes to hell, I keep all my belongings and my debt gets wiped clean. In fact, I'm counting on it. I'll literally die before the jew gets back everything they loaned me. And they won't make shit from the estate sale either because nothing I own holds value for the general public.

>memeflag
>says he was cut off food stamps
>but still somehow qualifies for section 8 housing
I think you're full of shit and agitprop posting.

so panties or bras?

If you don't have a homestead already you're way behind

APMEX.com