/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1773

► Detected: 109,837 ► Died: 3,802

>NEWS
US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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UK supermarkets begin rationing
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Italy to prioritize those most likely to survive
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Man tests positive after attending convetion center two miles away from Mar-a-lago
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>RESEARCH
Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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Resistant to antivirals
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Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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Bodies must be cremated
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Rapidly mutating
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>REMINDER
Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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WHO estimated 284,000 deaths for H1N1 from only 18,000 confirmed
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Infection could reach 60% of world population
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China figures likely simulated
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>LATEST CASES
01:24: 69 new cases and 1 new death in South Korea.
01:08: 4 new cases in Saudi Arabia.
00:50: 36 new cases and 21 new deaths in Hubei province, China.
23:55: First 2 cases in Albania.
23:35: 1 new case in Carver County, Minnesota, United States.
23:10: 1 new death in Grant County, Washington, United States.
23:05: 83 new cases in France.
20:30: 14 new cases in Israel.

>MORE
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Jewish Niggers

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,743 (3,120) ► International 29,020 (704): Italy 7,375 (366) S. Korea 7,382 (51) Iran 6,566 (194) France 1,126 (19) D. Princess 696 (7) Spain 643 (17) Japan 502 (7) USA 489 (19) Switzerland 337 (2) UK 273 (3) Netherlands 265 (3) H. Kong 115 (3) Australia 80 (3) Iraq 60 (6) Thailand 50 (1) Egypt 55 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) S. Marino 36 (1) Philippines 10 (1) Argentina 12 (1) Germany 1,040 Sweden 203 Belgium 200 Norway 175 Singapore 150 Austria 104 Malaysia 99 Bahrain 85 Greece 73 Canada 64 Kuwait 64 Iceland 55 UAE 45 India 40 Denmark 35 Lebanon 32 Czechia 31 Portugal 30 Vietnam 30 Israel 25 Finland 24 Ireland 21 Algeria 20 Brazil 25 Palestine 19 Russia 17 Oman 16 Slovenia 16 Qatar 15 Romania 15 Ecuador 14 Georgia 13 Croatia 12 S. Arabia 15 Poland 11Macao 10 Estonia 10 C. Rica 9 Azerbaijan 9 Chile 8 Mexico 7 Pakistan 7 Hungary 7 Belarus 6 Indonesia 6 Peru 6 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 French Guiana 5 Slovakia 5 Afghanistan 4 Senegal 4 Bulgaria 4 Latvia 3 Macedonia 3 Bangladesh 3 Bosnia 3 Malta 3 S. Africa 3 Cambodia 2 Morocco 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Maldives 2 Tunisia 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 Serbia 1 Togo 1

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>dems cheering at ted cruz getting exposed to the virus while not realizing it's coming for them next
I honestly hate them

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>110049 infected
>3828 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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DID THEY HIT THE FUCKING BREAKERS?

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>No, comrade chairman. It's only begun!

Thats why cruz is doing this

>dat feel when you've been waiting for a end-of-clown-world tier happening for years
>it's finally here
>you ran out of $ and can't afford rent anymore
>you'll miss the happening by weeks because you'll jump in front of a train tomorrow
Feels bad man.

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can't wait for it to finally happen

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coronavirus.1point3acres.com/en

Update US numbers. How many times will you fuck this up?

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Koreans are testing at 10 times the rate of Italians. If the death rates are similar, Europe will have an explosion of cases within the week

When did you realize it was HAPPENING?

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Germany can eat a dick

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>#BREAKING From @GaDPH: Atlanta, GA – The Georgia Department of Public Health (DPH) is awaiting confirmatory testing on four new presumptive positive tests for COVID-19 in Georgia residents
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superior version

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Yes, all US futures markets halted. They might hit the 7% breaker right at open too which would halt them for some amount of time like 30 min or something I forget. But then by the rules they have to reopen them.

The only circuit breaker that overrules all and completely shuts down the market for the whole day is down 20%. That only happened back in 1987 due to technical glitches, and that's the reason they came up with the circuit breaker rules to begin with.

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Include this in the default posts, OP. A SHTF prep list another user did put together based on several other anons' posts.

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based

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I wanna lick corona chans cunny

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>tfw no Senko gf

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>US stock futures trading has been halted until it opens tomorrow after plunging 2000 points
this is fucking huge

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Suck my dick faggot, I'm glad the shitskin died in his homeland

>3800 people dead in 3 months
>end of the world

You nerds have a really low bar for happenings these days

21 jan 2020

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NPC mentality

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The world is nose diving and I am UNBELIEVABLY smug right now.

I went to the store to get masks and there were masks there

Well holy fucking shit, color me pink. We may as well be on the way to 20%. Just gotta watch the markets

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Friendly reminder to US anons that the CDC is going to ship nearly one million testing kits and test results will be coming in afterwards, dramatically raising the number of confirmed cases. Don't tell yourself it's too late: stock up now. If you think the panic now is bad and the lines are too long, imagine how it will be after millions of Americans get the real numbers.

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Update from Naples:
The corpse of a positive woman was left to rot for around a day in her bed, until her family livestreamed it saying that authorities had refused to test her while alive and that they were still waiting for someone to sign the death certificate and take the body 24+ hours later.
After the stream the whole family has been found to be positive to the virus.
Italian source:ilmattino.it/napoli/cronaca/sospetto_coronavirus_ostaggio_casa_la_salna-5099299.html?fbclid=IwAR3a277ayyFmUYBQYzZK9FXlYw-JVWuoU5wt2s5MgtZ5IVYIM1u31scZxro

>corporations and kikes losing money
what's the problem

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>futures closed
meanwhile in Yas Forums

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>there were masks there
You lie.

9/11 was a nothingburger too

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Friendly reminder not to shake hands

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Is it safe to travel within the US? Im stuck in California near LA and need to get out of here. I plan on bugging out to my friends land in the Northeast but I would have to take an Amtrak just to get there. At least I have a half face mask and goggles and sanitizer but it's giving me hella anxiety.

still have a trip to tokyo booked next month...wont get money back so my stubborn ass has to go...im gonna be okay right dudes?

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Feels good to be right, doesn't it?
My investment in smug anime girls is going to pay big dividends

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What type of mask blocks airborne herpes?

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I wonder what those based korean death cultists are upto now.

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yeah id say so. its in its early stage in the US atm.

>DANAAAAALD

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there were, I picked up only filters though because I had already ordered a full face mask. It was still late January but I couldn't believe that there was anything on the shelf considering the numbers and videos coming out of China

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Can you rent a car instead? I wouldn’t use public transport.

Woah

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See you on the other side. Maybe the next time around will be better.

Well it's one way to commit suicide.

>korean death cultists
So, how many countries have death cultists now?
>France
>Worst Korea
Which other?

Checked and happening! Breaks won't stop what's coming.

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>largest weekly stock market drop since 1929
>first time treasury yields are under 1%
>biggest single day oil price drop since gulf war
>fastest spreading virus since SARs, china hardest hit
>gold hitting 1700 usd after previous high of 1900 usd
>cryptocurrencies in freefall

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>based germ trying his best to spread the sickness to Africa
When are they erecting his memorial?

This is literally biz right now should I worry?

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IT'S JUST A FLU, BRO
WHY YOU HIDING BRO
JUST A FLU BROOOOOOOOOO

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this

youtube.com/watch?v=EMcaeMU8FTc

It's the happening we get. Beggars can't be choosers I guess. Better this happening than nothing.

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my brother works at the hospital and lifted a few boxes of "flu" rated n95's

i think i'm infected boys, i got diagnosed with pneumonia today

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NOTHING BURGER

I just picked up a respirator yesterday, only ones I saw besides the Respirator + p100s I bought, was p100 filters that fit over OV 3M carts.

I'd really be surprised if I saw more come in to shelves, with the govt taking them.

since im a wagie in jew york city can I just claim self quarantine and not have to go to work

>Amtrak
They just had an exposure. A train ride is about as safe as a cruise ship or plane ride.

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Hard to say how many, I know that many people are willing to hop into that ride once the opportunity presents itself. And I do hope that those people get fucked by corona-chan, just the way I like it. I mean how they like it.

hehehehehehe

666 digits and we all die of respiratory failure

>30$ for oil
GG guys

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so they have been saying for weeks that its nothing and now congress want to put in place measures to protect THEMSELVES. I hate this corrupt government.

Adios amigo

>We must protect ourselves and stop coming to work, funded by the taxpayers of course
>No goyim, YOU still have to go to work. Someone has to pay for our recess after all

There's actually many more cases in the U.S. than reported. The problem is there's not enough tests to go around, and there's a lot of asymptomatic carriers. There's talks of Trump, Xi, and Giuseppe Conte (Italian PM) holding a meeting within two weeks on the issue. There are estimated to be around 1000-2000 cases of the coronavirus in the U.S. as of yet. This is likely to explode exponentially. Be warned.

happening is happening and it's been happening for over 2 months straight

There's some in Japan.

Digits confirm happening

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we will have one if i get corona

>with the govt taking them.
Can't wait for people to begin raiding semi trucks bound for home depot to get those sweet sweet p100's

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UK futures down over 7%
>UK futures down over 7%
UK futures down over 7%
>UK futures down over 7%

Germany futures down over 6%
>Germany futures down over 6%
Germany futures down over 6%
>Germany futures down over 6%

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When I told him I could put him on the priority list for the ambrosia vaccine, he was so desperate it was almost pathetic.

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Somewhere remote in the northeast? Any decent sized city will be affected there too

How do I minimize risk for my Children from COVID-19? I have already pulled them out of their Private School and, will be homeschooling them for the rest of the year. I have three daughters(15, 14, 11) and two sons(9, 7). They have had their Flu vaccines already.

Just kill me already

rip pasta bros

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Just wash you hands, wtf?

is that u in the pic

""Safe""way wageslave here. I have some unknown illness but I haven't seen the doctor yet, not because I can't afford it LOL I'm just lazy. For the past week and a half I've been cooffing on people at checkout and when I handle their deli food.I would wash my hand's but they get dry from the store's cheap soap, in fact some times I don't even wash when I've gone pee I just tuck my penis over my pants then tuck it back, a bit of pee gets on my apron that I don't take off because lol lazy, but what can you do? haha. Anyway It gives me joy to think I'll take others with me if this shit gets serious!

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how is this a bad thing again? cheaper gas means Mad Max can become reality

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Based and coronapilled

its going to be cheap driving around pic related for the next few weeks.

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You haven't visited Yas Forums much, have you?

I know millions are about to die and global economy is going to crash, but please refrain from racism. Bigotry is the REAL virus.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I JUST LEFT FOR AN HOUR AND THIS IS WORSE

>3800 people dead in 3 months
9/11 killed less but started 2 wars.

>They have had their Flu vaccines already.
youve already made too grave a mistake

January 15-20 or so

The science was too conclusive barring some miracle

Lol the bar broke through the circle i did not even think that was possible.

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$30 Oil
Dow down 1200 tomorrow
Gold over $1700
Runs on toilet paper

I hope you guys practiced your Thunderdome fighting techniques for the after. Barter Town is going to be lit.

>How do I minimize risk for my Children from COVID-19?
Stay indoors.

CHINA ARE YOU OKAY?

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kek

it’s a fucking bloodbath

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i wish i knew. we are on spring break but i may keep them home afterwards

>nearly 1800 threads
i wonder if we should just have a sticky

5.8% nigger.

But they still expect us wagies to keep the status quo and stay in our cages

bait

Just wash your hands dude, 'tis just the sniffles.

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Corona Chan will finally drain the swamp.

What else do you think you can do? They’ll be at home anyway since you pulled them from school, so the only risk of getting it is from you.

>Me and my gf just watched the movies today.
>Some dumb fuck kept coughing non-stop.
>only 5-10 of us in the theater
>aircon was centralized and circulated.
And this cough wasn't just an ordinary cough. It was more like a dry hard cough that was synptomatic of pneumonia. Doesn't help that I have bronchitis. How fucked am I?

Despite the government insistence that there's no widespread epidemic here, can't deny that it's already taken root.

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youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw
This livestream was lit. Too bad he bans anything offensive.

That the sister of that guy?

RIP

OH GAWD!

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Its true, the bigger happening is how people are going insane with panic and are going to crash the economy over nothing

oh there is a very real chance of wars starting from the economic collapse that this nothingburger caused.

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that's not how you spell noodle-niggers

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My plan is to never take off my mask and never touch my face, wear gloves, constantly rinse with sanitizer and wipes, then throw out my clothes upon reaching my destination and hose all my luggage with Clorox spray. I don't want to take the train but I have to cus no license and staying here with my roommates is guaranteed infection

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anyone seen Gary?

Try it, just be sure to let us know how it works

Bad math

Shut up redditor.

>Get your money out of the banks now
>Do it before the normies get wind of whats coming
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but why?

Fuck Jews in their stupid asses

oy vey

Prepare for hell.

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Influenza and SARS-Covid are totally different viruses. The flu shot is useless.

How old are you?

What this user said

It's coming.

Most of those were in the last 2 weeks lmao. Do you not understand exponential growth? Have you ever seen a school from the inside?

keep wetting your pants retail cuck

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If you post it in 27 more threads you get a free scoop of shut the fuck up faggot

We are going to die.

Also, source on the Amtrak exposure?

I've got 2 of these bad boys coming in the mail. Can't wait to meet the first guy who tries to steal a roll of my toilet paper

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When that Chink epidemiologist started freaking out on twitter. As a rule they tend not to be hyberbolic without profound reason.

Ultimate version.

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CDC isn't going to do shit. They are completely incompetent.

Plus, if you cant test, you don't have infected, do you. So it spreads a bit more...

No problemo bro, remember it will hit the high density, libshit hellholes the hardest. Buh Bye Blue states, buhbye little blue islands in the sea of red.

just posting to say the mark 8 was truly ahead of its time.

Nigger it's in the beginning.

The economy was going to crash this year anyway retard. This is just the catalyst.

this

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uhhh sweety nazi is a slur. It's national socialist or natsoc.

Asking for a friend, if the government ask you to help in the frontlines, will you go?

>wanting to live forever

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people need to stop investing in the white genocide-promoting establishment. absolutely no sympathy; they can go f*** themselves

How is it nothing? It sounds like shit is FUCKED in North Italy. A dude had to sit in a house with his DEAD FUCKING SISTER for 24 hours. Now they all have the fucking virus.

Shit is fucked. I just unironically prayed to Jesus Christ to help that poor family, I don't know what else to do. Live is pretty much going on as normal where I am, rural bumfuck leafistan.

Orange Faggot Trump kept our borders open in order to preserve the fake and gay economy. He killed us all so the kikes could have a few extra good days on the Stock Market.

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peepee on your tendies neet fag

They can all fuck right off

They got us all into this mess by not shutting down all of our borders, so they should be the ones to face the consequences

AHHHH, WE'RE GOING DOWN, HOUSTON BROS

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Is it really over this time?

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And that's a good thing.

My friend works at Lockheed he called me a few days ago from a number I didnt recognize to warn me to stock up. I already did by then but that really sunk it in.

fuck off nazi

you can get them right now for dirt cheap. I got a 98 LSC a few years back with 80k miles for $2700

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Why is your photo showing error "File no longer exists" when I try to expand?

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Reminder to pray for the intercession of your favorite saint.

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Based.

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Srsly, anybody got a boat?

Yeah, but anyone else would have done the same or worse. It's stupid to blame Trump. Corona strategy in Canada is 'don't be a racist, eh'. It would probably be the same exact bullshit in the states if a Democrat was president.

No, Mr. CIA. Our interests are rapidly becoming opposites.

When are the testing kits going to arrive? I'm hoping the US has an explosion of confirmed cases before spring break is over and all the normies at my college come flooding back to turn the classrooms into a fucking hot zone

The rate of death isnt changing, and the case numbers are vastly underreported

3000+ people die from car crashes in the u.s alone per month

Nothingburger

Just curious why you don’t have a license

No but I can hopefully self quarantine there and not catch it

Guys i think im coming down with the Kung Flu.
What are the early symptoms?

>/cvg/ is moving at a snail pace because all of Yas Forums is /cvg/ now

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4 cases in Nevada.
2 in Clark County (Las Vegas Area)
Better cancel your trip to vegas.
Southern Nevada Health District is fucking retarded.

>Missouri family breaks out of quarantine just to dance
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TOO LATE YOU FUCKING TRAITORS

YOU ARE *ALL* INFECTED!!! DIE!!!!!

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Can you buy rockets?

lol does kike mean jew, user?

>tfw finished prepping with money made from shorting airline stocks in January

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Not only are you taking these dirty boomers lives but you're now fucking with their precious stocks.

I love you Corona-chan, how can this get any better?

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mundotentacular.blogspot.com/2015/04/loucura-no-sertao-brasileiro-o-massacre.html

bbc.com/portuguese/curiosidades-51452807

You went to the fucking movies during a pandemic?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU DESERVE DEATH.

damn dude you go to rice that's a great school, what are you doing on Yas Forums?

Do you crave the big black cock white boy?

fuck off kike

DWAI

Thanks. Hopefully, I do not catch it. I am a single Father with full custody. Their other nearest relatives are 2,300 miles away from here. Their Mother is getting no where near them still.

I know. I figured if they caught it while having the Flu; that could make everything much.

Why no gbp on screen?

Oldfag checkup!

When did you first post on /cvg/ user-chan?

01/11 reporting here!

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maybe if you find a disgruntled soldier that needs money for the strip club.

what kind of terrible human would make fun of the death of an Egypten citizen?

watch the lights go out on civilisation in real time
youtube.com/watch?v=Xz6A3xgYXac

Just in case.

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I just want someone to tell me it's all going to be okay.

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> Rice alert

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Someone cough in an envelope and send it

pantagraph.com/news/local/public_safety/amtrak-says-woman-on-train-that-made-stop-in-normal/article_19e6ca15-2822-5ac4-afc4-792efccf1842.html

The news just broke on our local TV news.

>Congress takes a vacation because of corona
What a country

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I have 33 silver dimes and 18 silver quarters

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No fuck em. They told us it was a nothing burger and to go about our daily lives hugging coofing chinks.
Why should they get to be excused?

>Rice Alert
Wow, that's racist!

Based

When the schools in northern italy closed. They never close the schools no matter what not even during the bombings in ww2

c-cute

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UK anons, run on the banks imminent?

Fuck off with your shitty
>nazi
Meme. Return to tradition, do the Roman salute

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I only like big white cocks.

Now all it needs to do is infect a few Bilderberg/Trilateral faggots and we'll have achieved peak societal schadenfreude

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>Listens to the WHO when they say it's a nothingburger
>Doesn't listen to the WHO when they give the mortality rate

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Nah, that's just what Yas Forums does.

F

It's starting to resemble Wuhan, user.

That's from Naples, which is as south as you can go, so outside the red zone and with less patients than the north.However we have the most corrupt health system of Italy, so our SSN could collapse before Veneto if things keep going like this.

It's finally here where I live, in south st louis county MO. The chick who brought it here was "studying abroad" in italy meaning she was studying guido dicks. Her father and sister broke quarantine to go to a father daughter dance with her private school and now all the schools are closed. Fuck rich people.

It barely kills kids

Also checked

There's "no" pandemic in my country, at least according to government sources and our (((health))) department.

Kat smells like sewer refuse!

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What a shame, I started following cvg on the 23rd, when it was stickied

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Mi buen compatriota peruano, estás listo para ver al régimen de Vizcarra caer?

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Found the rules:
>7% circuit breaker is a 15 min break
>13% circuit breaker is 15 min break
>20% circuit breaker is closed for day

What could've been hiding here?

Well to be fair their average age is like 100

Now get back to work, pleb

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT MY HECKIN CRUZERINO

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Someone sent me this article and said its all blown out of proportion. Any numbers to show mortality or hospitalization?

theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2020/03/how-many-americans-really-have-coronavirus/607348/

(3824/(61941+3824))x100=5.8%
Deal with it.

wtf the original post is gone.

no, it's anti-gook

this. god-tier bait

Anybody have the sanitizer infographic? It showed:
- Isopropyl alcohol
- Aloe vera
- alcohol
- ???

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Your canned food might be worth more than your money soon. I'm still grabbing some cash anyways.

Would they pay my rent?

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and it's maths, you americanised cunt.

Too much shitposting itt.

i remember the """"official"""" deaths are at 17

March 20th soon. That is the date I expect thinks to be critical in Canada.

gotcha
good luck. protect yourself as though you are one of your children

If who is calculating mortality rate from closed cases while there are still tens of thousands ongoing they are incredibly incompetent

>mfw my sister wants me to participate in an Escape Room with her boyfriend and friends
>the escape room is in one of the largest chinese suburbs in my city

JUST

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>A leaf turned to God.
It really is the end of the world.

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