US STOCKS HAVE BEEN HALTED

I THOUGHT IT WAS A NOTHING BURGER

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imagine if ron paul and zerohedge had sex on the titanic. basically, it is fucking happening

This is absolutely huge, but the sheer magnitude and suddenness of it might also mean a quick recovery IF a bunch of things go right (e.g. coronavirus suddenly dies off and Russia and OPEC work out a new deal).

it's going to be more than a recession. a recession implies just economic stagnation. as in it doesn't grow, or we lose a little ground. china isn't producing. We're about to go into freefall, and it will take a decade for the manufacturing base to be rebuilt elsewhere. which is to say nothing of the dead and dying left behind by the infection itself, or secondary/tertiary effects of the same.
buckle up.

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Let it crash and burn.
This unholy house of cards has stood for too long.

There hasn’t been a single happening on Yas Forums since it was created except trump being elected I suppose. Everything is a nothingburger

We have been living in an economic fantasy land since 2016. This was bound to happen. On the bright side once this is over younger people will be able to buy into the stock market and make their own fortunes

>Tomorrow morning will be financial slaughter,
thats what everyone said last sunday too..

Not recession. DEPRESSION.

YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

damn, it was actually 2 weeks bro

No. This shit cascades they stop markets so people stop freaking. Essentially you have 24 hours to think about buying some retard's stocks because he paniced which some people might. By tomorrow everyone will have calmed down. Unironically leave your money in the stock market, the system literally only fails when morons mass sell.

Based and holypilled

>Oh user you’re an optimist I see.

They said in 08' there would be a great depression but all we got was a recession, if I recall unemployment was around 30% in the rustbelt states.

Shit's about to get real, nigs. I really hope you faggots are prepared.

source?

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they should stop feeding the market, they cant fix this with money alone
they need to prove that they can keep humanity alive, not the stock market

Does anyone else remember the stock market crashing or millions of people being put under quarantine cause of the flu?

A simpler time. Now we get to play fallout in real life. And there's no gieger counter to measure corona chan.

Yes, please tell us more about how our markets work and how our citizens think, Aussie.

>We're about to go into freefall
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It's going down faggot.

These fucks won't learn a lesson. They will still "muh globalism" though. How can anybody invest into anything out of China ever again after this?

Fuck you i have a financial future to worry about.

all it took was china.

FINANCIAL COLLAPSE IMMINENT

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YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

the industrialized world relies on fabricated reality for it to continue. A large part of that fabrication is the seemingly omniscient control over the financial markets our government's pretend to have. Once the delusion begins to crack, it will shatter.

It's going to be worse than a recession retard.

It is much needed. They better let it fall this time for real, in 2008 they had to stop trading and then inject trillions immediately to save it.

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>FUTURES TRADING
Gambling with a tie. Fuck them.

Unemployment hasn't recovered much. I know a dozen people who hadbeen unemployed since 2008 until just recently, now they're going to lose their jobs again.

barrons.com/amp/articles/is-the-stock-market-crashing-heres-when-s-p-500-circuit-breakers-kick-in-51583717721

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I'm so fucking ready. This is going to be the tastiest schadenfreude since 2016. We tried to fucking tell everyone, even other anons here, and we were repeatedly told it's nothing.
well it isn't. This time around, the apocalypse will not be televised for your convenience. Figure it out on your own, or die.

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The point of return has been reached. It is too late. It is over. You didnt listen.

THIS HAS ONLY HAPPENED 3 TIMES IN US HISTORY

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Not much of that future is going to be left.

Fuck Boomers for downplaying this. They will learn the hard way.

Numerals confirm.

It. Is. Happening.

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IMMA WAKE UP EARLY TO STOCK UP ON THE SUPERMARKET

>Thinking that you can read people's minds
People are inclined to be scared of risk and losing any money, so naturally new investors lose large amounts of money by panic selling, which causes these large and painful drops.

>prepared
What does this entail?

I figure either the market recovers and you were smart for staying in or it doesn't and the money is worthless anyways as lawlessness breaks out.

Nice. Stir the pot.

Post your TERMOIL face.

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The economy was very sick to begin with, and overdue for a recession. The fundamentals are horrible. Browns and boomers are economic milestones. So I'm not surprised coronavirus was the hair that broke the camel's back

N E E D

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oh my fucking god stock market halted on a sunday!!!!1

THEYRE FUCKING LYING TO OUR FACES WAKE THE FUCK UP

I do, every year during flu season you silly

Cashed out my IRA a week ago. Fuck the 10% penalty. Now comfy and ready to watch it burn.

>zerohedge

"B-But, it's just doom-porn!!1"

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