/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1772

>Nothingburgerfags are back

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Are people going to eventually be shooting at each other in the streets?
Or would it just be everybody stuck under eternal house arrest?

It will, just you wait.

Where’s the one that has
>replaces doorknobs for a living

from italy

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Stop shilling your shitty maths. It's already a pandemic. Lethality rate is 5.8%

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>14 new cases in Israel
Hmm

fuck I just get so DAMN HORNY looking at corona chan!

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Include this in the default posts, OP. A SHTF prep list another user did put together based on several other anons' posts.

pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs
archive.is/wip/B2q2u

Meanwhile in the US...

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Take your meds

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Have you ever been intubated? It fucking sucks. Apparently you try to fight it. When I woke up my wrists were healing from me thrashing at restraints and I have bloody ulcers on lips from the irritation having breathing tubes give. Scratchy very sore throat.

>DOW opening at 25k
is tomorrow the day, Yas Forums?

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WuFlu

>from 2 cases two days ago to 34 suspected cases today
yep we're fucked
elmundo.cr/costa-rica/se-confirman-9-casos-de-coronavirus-en-costa-rica/

I'M COOOFING

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Have you seen contagion? Pretty good and accurate film, was even fairly accurate in predicting the source of the next pandemic. It paints a likely picture. No, society won't crumble, but it will be strained.

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Eternal house arrest. Niggers who don't know how to handle a pandemic might try looting but they'll be reigned in fairly quickly. We'll get Marshall law and maybe community backed efforts for city lock downs.

If you want a US example, read up on Spanish Flu in the US.

If you want a recent example, look at Wuhan.

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Go back to calling it the bat eating chingchong hurps

DATS RAYCISSSSS

the absolute state of this country

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Ted Cruz in isolation.

coronavirus.1point3acres.com/en

Please update the US numbers...

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Hydrate through your anus if you get sick in case hospitals get crowded

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these fucking people

Mexianon update:
>A friend from uni has the same symptoms as me but with a fever of 39° and without dry cough.
>After 1000mg of Tylenol and Loratadine combined in a single pill by body temperature went back to 36.3 degrees.
>Joint pain, dry cough and general Fatigue haven't gone away.
>Sore throat and headache improving slowly.

KILL THEM ALL CORONACHAN

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He can call it the ching chong fling flong if he wants hes fucking dying. God I was feeling a bit depressed about this ourge until now.

Society has chosen politeness over empathy.

Lets see how long it lasts.

My fellow Amerimutts, here's a reminder.

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So how many new cases are going to come out of LA after that marathon?

Corona Chan killing the Jews.
God's work.

Right? It's called the WuFlu

Ironically this virus has cured me of my yellow fever begone slanted devil

I NEED TO SHIT AND CANT FIND TOILET PAPER

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>Wuhan is now a race of people

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Anons I got a mask today, stocking up bit by bit. Niggers here still not taking this serious. Feelsbadman

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1236833709099110401

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Learn to count. What do you think the lethality % is? Show working.

She wants you just as bad as you want her.

You know Italy just quarantined 15 million people and the WHO, CDC and health organizations around the world are now saying they are unable to contain the virus and now need to focus on responsive treatment to the victims.

Do you know what happens when millions start copping Pneumonia tier symptoms and overcrowd the hospitals? People die unable to get hospital beds, shipments stop, shortages start and the common person has to stay home from work and shop from empty shelves.

please let this absolute assclowns catch a fatal variant of the Wuhan virus

cnbc.com/
DOW futures down 4.5%, 1100 points-ish

The only cuck here is the leafbro that still doesn't know how to change his DNS and shills this same shit every night.

GOOD FUCKING LORD THESE YIELDS

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Gonna have to acknowledge those numerals, sir.
Don't be a racist in times that a virus that may have possibly infected your loved ones and may die from said virus

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M
HNNG HNNG HNNG
COOF COOF COOF COOF COOF....

got you bro
investing.com/indices/world-indices

I think this is pretty big news, it's a rather large tournament

>BNP Paribas Open at Indian Wells canceled because of coronavirus outbreak

archive.is/FUl0U

I see Coachella and Stagecoach cancelled next

Mamma Mia!

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These numbers are old, US is currently at 547

You also end with atrophied muscles in your thorax. I've seen 21 years olds in cardio rehab wheezing along with 70 year olds.

Dow is currently 24.6k. I'm really really hoping that the kikes don't bounce it tomorrow.

>hydrate my anus

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I've told you
hosts file

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FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Been calling it since the young ruskie fled China.

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Reminds me of tanjin. Can we have some more intel. How much kiloton tnt was it? Blast radius?

>quickly deleted on chinese social media
>it was said there was no casualities
And somehow dumb fucks out there believe Chinas covid numbers

Damn, it has my yellow fever in overdrive! Get em before they're gone

This would probably be a good time to have a military...

NBC CANT DO MATH

HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO BELIEVE IT

>and the common person has to stay home from work and shop from empty shelves.
What I worry at this stage is, if a person can't work anymore, how will they buy stuff? Will the government give the basics to survive or will they simply let you die?

Are we already dead?

Idiot missouri family left self quarantine and went to a dance.

Yet they're quite okay with history tarnishing Spain's name with a flu that originated in Ching Chong land. Fuck gooks, they need to be eradicated once and for all. If they have such high IQs and this is how they act, maybe being dumb is a virtue

I take it back may they all burn or choke on their own lungs, reality must hit those people sooner then later.

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>chink goes to work sick
>collapses from Corona-chan
>factory explodes
You can't make this shit up

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reddit.com/r/medicine/comments/ff8hns/testimony_of_a_surgeon_working_in_bergamo_in_the/

This is going to happen in every major American city at the same time in about 2 weeks. They will be hell on earth. Small town and rural white America will be better, just be very fucking aware that the cavalry will NOT be coming if you get in trouble.
If you do not own a firearm, I advise you to purchase one tomorrow. Research a store in your area with good reviews and ask the staff to help you out.
Avoid getting sick until after May.

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checking these quads

>Do you know what happens when millions start copping Pneumonia tier symptoms and overcrowd the hospitals? People die unable to get hospital beds, shipments stop, shortages start and the common person has to stay home from work and shop from empty shelves.
What's taking so damn long

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there will be some dead bat bounces all the way down to 10000

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>Marshall law
kek, did you mean martial?

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>falls for meme pasta

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>fewer dead than the dow

>contagion

tried 3 times, "unavailable, choose another title" on Netflix... coincidence?

REMINDER: Super Worm Moon tonight

>Worm moon causes anxiety and restlessness

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Hey fed assholes are you are tired of posting this shit on Yas Forums? Examine your life and think of how pathetic it is. What’s your pay 18 an hour? I do feel sorry for you I know you are just trying to make a living.

If there are tens of thousands of cases, the fatality rate doesn't seem that bad, especially as thousands more will be infected.

good.

AUSTRALIA ABOUT TO HALT TRADING

JUST NEED MORE 0.8%

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B O N E A P P L E T E A

doesn't work well enough to be worthwhile. You're a few decades out of date there champ.

Oh good, I call it the Kung Flu. I'm in the clear.

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The party hasn't even started yet.

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Lebanon, NH had a confirmed earlier today, not sure if it has made it to national news yet though

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The correct name for corona is Kung Flu

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>yellow fever
It was right before our eyes but we didn't see it.

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what would you recommend, handgun, shotgun, rifle?

WHAT DOES IT MEAN YOU FAGGOT

EXPLAIN IT BEYOND SHIT IS FALLING WE GET THAT'S NOT GOOD

EVERYONE SCREAM WIOTH ME.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I have not, but watched them do it to my dad before they whisked me away. Was horrible. First, they give a medicine that essentially paralyzes you while you are fully alert. My dad was very difficult to intubate, it took them longer than normal. Wrists were strapped down for all 7 days. Horrible, horrible thing. I was horrified for him.

Do these people have any shame?
They are the ones who told us "its just the flu" and to go about our every day lives.
Now they are acting like if there was nothing they could have done to prevent its spread.

So are the world representatives massively retarded or did they lie knowing that if this gets out of control their sorry boomer asses are going to fall along with a good portion of the planet?

US is fucked, they are "self quarantining" people and they keep leaving their homes and infecting others.

It's been like that for three hours

corona chan please wipe these spirit niggers clean from the face of this earth

Welcome to polchan

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>t-t-they're going all back to work
>factory goes boom
>actually there are no casualties

Exploding factories is just a normal day in China.

>when God tries to smite you with a virus for rewriting the Bible but instead of repenting for your sins you ignore the world's offerings of help, silence critics, make the virus a political show, and export it to other countries so now God is just forgoing the virus and directly destroying your infrastructure

ahahaha
i guarrantee you that i could continue doing my normal life and nothing at all will happen except for getting subversive "wash your hands" shit but i just ignore it

screencap this. it's fucking nothing and i'll laugh at you all when i've saved all my money by not prepping like an embarrassing neet.

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based pagan

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Do people here still believe in what the Chinese government reports?

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When is the next mister mediocre stream DD::

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>Onlee fire
>No big cremate
>White mang propogandus

Checked quads

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You're gonna go blind.

Not with a COOF, but with a BANG

DIPFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO
IT WAS A DEAD CAT ALL ALONG

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16 million. But they're still allowing "essential" travel and haven't closed the airport.
Lackadaisical in the last war, same again now.

They must not of had you sedated adequately, or you have a natural tolerance to versed, propofol or whatever they were using to keep you down. Most people don't fight at all, only a little as we bring em out of it.

>he thinks it'll stop at 10k

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>First 2 cases in Albania
Albanianon BTFO

>AAAAHHHHHHHHH

foxnews.com/politics/ted-cruz-coronavirus-patient-cpac-remain-home

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is he based?

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The oil war is a much bigger story than the markets. Down 25% now. Nothing like it in my lifetime. Enjoy your cheap energy goyim! Go out and mingle!

based spammer getting steady (you)s

>white background
enjoy being infected AND blind

I just love the lack of regulations in China

will zombie porn replace 'GILF' porn, or we'll just keep cooming to the same classics post-cull?

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Fuck no faggot

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In America state level will take over. They’ll get funds from federal government and create organizations to distribute materials as needed in cities/towns/counties

Rural GA reporting in.
The closest Dollar General to me has plenty of TP for our bungholes. Walmart's section was 80% empty. Bottled water section at both was half-full (most of it being cases of 16oz bottles). Disposable N95 masks are available again at a few stores, but in short supply. Vitamins and DEENZ are still readily available.

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>BUYING THE DIP
>UNIRONICALLY
>mfw

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Brazil 25 already? I knew we should've nuked São Paulo when we still had time

It's just an explosion bro.

If its just a flu, why are they quarenteening everyone by force? Why do they keep saying wash your hands if its supposed to be airborne? Whats stopping people from just working untill they feel too bad to not go to work the next day, without getting tested?

kek

this was from wuhan one month ago, i'm almost positive that everyone who was forced at gunpoint to act in this chink news skit is long dead and cremated by now

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Oh no, now we have extra water and food in our homes.
What ever shall we do..

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>THERE ARE NO FUCKING BRAKES

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I heard AIPAC as well, I was hoping that was real

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>dead cat bounces
>stopping at 10K

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IT'S HAPPENING!

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The fuck,almost a hundred dead since i last checked 4 hours ago? Based.

Kinda depends where you live and how. If you're a poorfag but you've got storage space, cheap shotgun. Otherwise, pistol of your choice.

Ah, such healthy lungs

>WHAT DOES IT MEAN YOU FAGGOT
it means that a crash is imminent

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its obviously hyped up by the media to damage trump, but we will survive this onslaught by the media! mi- maga!

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How about Sal Paulie nuke this DICK!
ahahhaha

They will give out rations in breadlines for a while (or at least in the first world)
Virus isn't spreading as fast as the movies make it out to be but it's spreading nonetheless. People are panic buying before the infections have even spread which is worrying. What happened in Italy could very well be happening in other countries right now where an asymptomatic person untested starts of a trigger of a new epicenter of hundreds/thousands of infections. From all indications, governments are prepping for disaster relief right now but the problem for us is they're not mass testing the populace. Most countries are only testing people who've been overseas to an impacted country in the last 14 days and not anyone who could be showing symptoms from person-person spread intracountry.

That's why people are saying it's probably already in tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands in most countries we just don't know yet till hospitals get flooded. Hell even if they wanted to test they dont have the test kits available thats why Africas numbers are so low