AUS/POL/ - DAY OF THE PILLOW EDITION

Gday lads

>Get a load of this fucking boomer bitch
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>Alarm bells: Oil price crash is a worrying sign for the health of the world economy
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>Italy's death toll spikes, ASX 200 plunges and two Sydney schools hit by disease
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>'Vehicle repairs to become more expensive if not impossible': Experts
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>ASX200 falls further, down 6.1pc and $114 billion smaller
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Whats for lunch lads?

I have to vote in the Brisbane council election in 3 weeks.

The LNP happily introduced drag queen storytime to our libraries even though they weren't under any political pressure to cuck to the left. They are safe incumbents and easily could of told these perverts to fuck off.

Labour and greens obviously are not an option. There are no independents or minor parties running in my electorate worth a fuck.

What am I meant to do other than draw a massive cock on the ballot paper?

Suits on damage control

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>What am I meant to do other than draw a massive cock on the ballot paper?
Think you just answered your own question.
Why are there no independents running?

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Scared to go to uni, skipped again today but have to go tomorrow, any tips? Also risotto.

the NEET shall inherit the earth

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>What am I meant to do other than draw a massive cock on the ballot paper?

You already know what to do.

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Pure cancer from the abc

>T20 Women's World Cup final will impact gender equality for years to come
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There is only one independent running. I wouldn't piss in her ear if her brain was on fire.

She that bad huh?
Maybe you shouldve ran as an independent, user.

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It all makes sense now

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When are we going to be in lockdown?

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SOON

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Chipotle Beef bowl n rice

>phd in gender
obvious fucking lesso

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leftover $5 pizza from dominos yesterday

My dad turned 65 last august, i told him he should retire but he wanted his super and savings to get to $300,000 so decided to keep working

He should have listened

They cuck to Jews user. Drag queen story hour was a jewish funded initiative from the US. Also you are a retard if you don't consider the LNP to be left wing.

been discussing in other threads what infrastructure decline would mean from maintenance people refusing going to work.

would mean petrol shortages, electrical grid disarray, food supply interruptions.

The death rate will make for some of the most incredible moments on live television, provided the streaming of city dwellers trying to kill each other food continues.

All we have to do is trick the NPCs into simply thinking theres a run on food shortages. Just like the toilet paper anarchy from the last week, they gonna be killing each other in competing for food.

WE CAN MEME CITY WIDE ANARCHY AND THE POPULACE KILLING ITSELF

The cities shall be the killingzone for the irrelevant leftards, socialists and communists that demand muh entitlements.

Hopefully he hasn't opted out of the life insurance so you'll get a few bucks when he tops himself.

Can you explain for a brainlet how the LNP can possibly be considered left wing?

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What exactly makes them right-wing?
>pro mass immigration
>legalized gay marriage
>pro tranny story time

> insurance existing after the coming anarchy
kek ... when everyone has to claim insurance at the same time, then there is no insurance system.

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They have a left wing position on:
central banking
welfare
immigration
transgenderism and other faggotry
climate change
education
gender equality
abo gibs

that's a start. I have to go out now. Stop voting for commies, faggots and traitors.

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But at least our bank deposits are safe. lol

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don't forget no water from the mains and no electricity to operate the pump in your home. A drop in water pressure occurred in iran due to increased demand for water.

I been keeping minimal in the bank cause i could see this coming. Weak Aussie dollar, economy propped up on immigrationbux for years. Here we go

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I'm a neet so I don't have any savings. If they cut off my gibs I will fling poo at the local centrelink.

Most of the people behaving like animals in stores and on public transport, and those likely spreading the disease, are not Australians. I hope such imagery wakes a few people up to the erosion of Australia's national identity. Values we hold dear and champion are certainly not on display among the current community.

Did you just wake up from a coma since the 70's? This is Australia now.

>Keep money in bank
>Lose it all due to recession
>Take it all out in cash
>Get coronavirus because it travels on cash

Based abo

I found $20 near maccas yesterday, lads.

hey that was mine

I very much doubt you'd be able to find 1/10 normies who don't define national identity as a brand or pozzed buzzword

Fuck off cunt

The gf

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lel ... MFW the drop in water supply across a city is a measure of the number who died and no longer consuming water.

I think we have a new metric of the real death rate when it gets going here.

nice

full hazmat suit. Can't take any chances

lemme guess ... you also fingered her in a disco toilet in canberra? Join the line.

how long until food shortages lads

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>two Sydney schools hit by disease
I live 3 blocks away from one of them. Well, it was a good run.

Pic related is a good start. Unsure if you can get the plastic sheeting, heatgun, and piping from Bunnings though.

There might be a Maker guide online for it.

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>mfw diesel generator for my bore

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Once housing bubble bursts im pulling my money out.

>Vehicle repairs to become more expensive if not impossible
1999 toyota camry master race

Ive been licking 20 dollar notes and leaving them on the ground for retards to pick up because I thought itd be a fun thing to do now ive been confirmed with the virus
I watched some fat cunt grab one yesterday at mcdonalds, it was hilarious

this could be it. no joke. we have all been LARPing and fucking around but this is looking like the actual happening

What if suddenly everyone woke up one day and discovered that a virulent epidemic had killed 90% of the population, and people had far more important shit on their hands.

>>legalized gay marriage
Turdballs idea so he would get re-elected.
That plus Snowy 2.0 totally destroying Lobbs Hole.
What a fucking legacy.

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the bubble has a high probability of bursting now. no sane person would be property speculating when there are runs of essential items happening at supermarkets.

25% of chinese "tourists" are looking to buy property in Australia (what an insane stat). no chinks = no property buying.

fear will be the order of the day now. this virus TARGETS the over 65, so effectively it is now the #BOOMERVIRUS

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might as well have some fun with it

kek ... lemme guess ... the only job that gets her is at the ABC shilling for gender related shit as an expert

Just made a salmon salad with lettuce, beetroot, sweet potato, feta and balsamic glaze
Was fucking good as
Gotta get those omega 3s

two weeks left lads. I had easter penned as lockdown.

I want some fucking toilet paper. Coles & Wollies are out of fucking paper. I asked the lady for some and she said there was nothing. So I smugly told here I will wait until the boomers die off and then get some. She just kept a poker face and said yes in the standard NPC way.

Im going to buy up all the chocolate eggs at coles and make everyone panic

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Mass default incoming

went to Cole's taree and they were out of flour and rice.

>tops himself =/= insurance payout
Better hope he gets coughed on by a Chink

Funny thing is I feel all the panic buying of toilet paper and other shit has really taken the shine off the Easter sales the shops would be expecting. Aisles of bunnies and eggs that no one is touching, because who gives a fuck about some gay Christian holiday when we're all about to get Chinese AIDS?

Might have to meander down there for some cheap choccies after Easter. I bet they'll have a lot of stock to sell off.

Power and water systems have plans in place to keep them running with minimal input
Workers will isolate completely from the community and stay on site etc
There are also a lot of unmanned facilities in place to keep services running if it gets too bad
If the water or power shuts off that means that society has pretty much ended by that point

it’s as bad as 2008

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dont worry. The NEET shall inherit the Earth.

You have not been tricked by the whore of babylon (the economy and the puppetmaster matriarchy). As the bible says, do not worry for you will be protected. Those that have ingratiated themselves with worldly degeneracy shall perish, for their riches shall rust, tarnish and rot.

I'd love to walk down the mainstreet of town with that 12-monkey's environment suit on looking at the citizens analytically. I think it could cause some panic on social media.

Solid plan.

don't worry its mostly just the oil companies getting shat on due to falling oil prices

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> deaths from a pandemic
> easter has lost a little shine this year

kek

it's creepy and weird when i encounter an internet australian who doesn't act like a character typce casted for 'bad boy bubby'

yeah but the oil thing is only gonna help the corona induced downfall. the oil is a catalyst on an already unstable market due to coronachan

yeh, yeh ... they'll defend the sewerage system to the death and sacrificing contact with a dying family to make sure "this shit goes through"

I don't think so. The plans for backup and isolation have a finite period of success until they too succumb to requiring resources/food/water from outside. Its not like they can keep the system running for years and years without outside contact.

They gonna eat dirt motherfucker. Gonna be glorious.

Afternoon criminal scum.

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Get niggers with your wuflu