Finally Found You Jackasses

My wife Barbara told me about this place she heard of from Breitbart. I Finally found you little shits ruining my internet. Let me tell you limp wristed pansies you remind me of my miserable children. All you do is get on the internet to air your grievances with the world and blame “boomers” for your failures in life. You’re all a bunch of squares who don’t know the meaning of hard work and life choices.

You sit around all day living in the houses your “boomer” parents paid for and complain about lacks of job opportunities. There is no lack of opportunity in this country, there is a lack of skilled people who don’t sit around playing Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis all day. Get off your lazy asses and go network to get a career. Nobody is just going to hand you a 100k a year job and a corner office for making jokes on the internet. Boot straps and grit will help you persevere through the job market.

Stop it with all the anti-semitism and racist garbage you clowns spew all day hiding behind your computer screen. You little bastards would get your teeth knocked in talking like that around me.

It seems you rejects are waiting around on us “boomers” to die because you think you will inherit our houses, cars, Harley’s and boats. Here is a secret millennial queers there’s a thing called a reverse mortgage and your not getting anything. “Boomer’s” have a suprise for you that when after we die and you spend $40k on our funeral will you find out the bank will collect on our reverse mortgages.

Hahahaha I already collect $3000 a month in Social Security and will every month for the rest of my life and with my Medicare and Humana insurance I don’t pay hardly anything for healthcare. It’s over millennials you lost and blame us “boomers” all you want we already won the game of life.

Don’t mess with “boomer’s” kiddos we are armed with guns and will knock your dick in the dirt

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Bananas

nice pasta boomer

Do your best to prepare for covid-19. Have a good life man.

This is the worst attempt at a thread I have ever seen. It's bad, and not even in a good way.

this

Fuck off

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tasty.

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Did you first get permission from your wife's boyfriend before posting here?

>Iranian flag
wtf i love democrats now

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now this is what I call boomerposting

>Sega Genesis

This is where your low IQ abd terrible writing converge to betray you. No boomer knows what a Sega Genesis is. You are GenX / GenY.

head on back to tarddit, champ.

Wrong, shit for brains. 6 figures, Mercedes, 5 acres paid off, sense of humor.

>every video game is a NINTENDOH

>Here is a secret millennial queers there’s a thing called a reverse mortgage and your not getting anything. “Boomer’s” have a suprise for you that when after we die and you spend $40k on our funeral will you find out the bank will collect on our reverse mortgages.

In the past it was very difficult to evict people, even from apartments, because they would physically fight evictions.

"If you can't hold it you don't own it"
"Property is dominion and control"

What if the millenials choose to reject your disinheritance and choose to fight and die instead?

godspeed boomer. Today is a good day to stop smoking

So the future is bankers and brownies.
Thanks

Good news!
I’m commandeering this shit post and turning it into a gore thread, isn’t that wonderful?

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I do love a good pasta meal In the evening!

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Better to fight and die than be thrown out on the street.

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>Here is a secret millennial queers there’s a thing called a reverse mortgage and your not getting anything. “Boomer’s” have a suprise for you that when after we die and you spend $40k on our funeral will you find out the bank will collect on our reverse mortgages.

In the past it was very difficult to evict people, even from apartments, because they would physically fight evictions.

"If you can't hold it you don't own it"
"Property is dominion and control"

What if the millenials choose to reject your disinheritance and choose to fight and die instead?_

>boomer comes to troll
>didn't double dip
Nice cope, enjoy your bat aids gramps

Preparing is for the masses. The strong simply just “send it”

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>Hey faggots my name's John.

If your wife heard of this place from breitbart, how long have you been looking for this place?
Imagine what you could have done with that wasted time. Literally anything else would be more productive.

I do agree, hence why you must attack them with haste!

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This, this.

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>reverse morgage (aka disinheritance)
Tom Selleck is a class enemy of millenials.

Fuck off right in the pussy.

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I don't want anything from you but to step aside, old man. You're in the way and were never more than a waste of resources.

I’ll show you tasty

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Hahahaha look at all these pathetic posts... Like they said in the Big Lebowski the bums lost losers...

The Bums Lost

Culturally enriching

>armed with guns
probably a 22

What’s the story here

Permission, who needs permission. Turbo niggers, that who!

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Iran? But I loved her!

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That’s fuckin great
Lemme see what ya got moar of

What did this guy die of? Having a giant dick?

Boomerposting? I didn’t know that was a thing!

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Teenage mutant ninja niggers!

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Civilization is lost)

Id kill you if I had the chance boomer Jew
No commie boomers allowed

This guy ok?

Ok boomer

I do like cars. How did you know?

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no

I've had my gas pumped by an IT grad tonight, my boomie.
I skimmed through your strokepost and did not see any "elbow grease" among the little nuggets in your verbal bathroom accident. For that I r8 1/10. You stopped me from scrolling by at least. Anyway, feel free to make the Greatest Generation produce gyroscopic effects in their graves (you know how gramps kept working until the final 6 months of his life, dad? You're already not working now, you lazy piece of shit) as you crash the country for the coming generations. I've just finished overhauling my 20-year-old beater's engine, the emissions guy is a friend from school, I don't drink coffee nor watery consoomer beer (the boomer poison). I'll be grinning in my modest yard with my potatoes and eggplants while you get done in by a negress in the home for the elderly. Cheers, you useless bastard

Better to rip off their nipples, that’s what I always say.

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2014 newfag and cripplefag here, why aren’t you spamming gore in every shit thread here 24/7? It’s needed and would be appreciated. Thank you gorefag!

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What am I looking at here?

>using non-boomer vernacular

>I’m commandeering this shit post and turning it into a gore thread, isn’t that wonderful?

Oh boy I wonder how the removal tech managed to get that stinker into the body bag without it's entire epidermis falling off? Lol.

My god water logged bodies are by far the worst.

>when you try to use the McDonald's slide in Europe as an American

Only so much time in a day. Typically only when I’m not busy with life do I reveal myself.

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Gen X here. I know you forgot about us, everybody does.
We grew up with unfiltered exposure to boomers, you foisted you're bloodlust and insecurities and ego trips upon us all.
We are more violent then you ever were, we're not pussy millennials or sheltered zooners, we shoot hard drugs and each other and sometimes even ourselves.
I'm a relatively model citizen and even I've been in like 40+ fights, many of those with weapons.
That was just for fun, because you taught us that such things were fun, and then recoiled in terror when we agreed.
One of us might literally eat your fucking face.
Not even for you talking shit, just because.

duh fuck? death by electrocution?

I will post only three words here:
Targeted individual program

Yes I wonder as well

kek

To the guy posting all the dead people, your a demented little boy. I bet your like the kid who ate booger’s and was bullied in school. The worst part about it is your a tough guy on the internet but a complete failure in life.

and thus new copy pasta was born

New pasta?

10/10 pasta.

ALSO HOW ARE YOU DOING BILL IS THE OLE' BALL AND CHAIN MAKING YOU HANDLE ALL THESE ROWDY YOUTH AGAIN? HAHAHA BILL I REMEMBER WHEN YOU AND I WERE IN THE GARAGE WITH THE 79' WHEN THOSE NEIGHBORHOOD MENACES STARTED RIDING PAST YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR RING DOORBELL CAMERA CAUGHT THEM!! HAHAHA GOOD TIMES BILL AND YOU SURE SHOW THESE RACISTS!

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GOD BLESS AMERICA!
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

body in a steel drum/barrel

Can't handle a little gore? Pussy.

based goreposter

This post is amazing, 10/10 would read again.

2/10 kys

SKULL YEAH BORTHER FRICK THOSE DARN MENIALS

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Ah, I see it now. My brain couldn't put it together.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was designed by the top virologists in the Wuhan National Biosafety lab, and I've been involved in numerous infections on chingchongs, and I have over 50 confirmed kills. I am coated in a protein shell and I'm the top pandemic in the entire country of China. You are nothing to me but just another healthy person. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am infecting my secret network of chinks across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the sneeze, maggot. The sneeze that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be on any doorknob, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred coughs, and that's just with my spike glycoprotein. Not only am I highly contagious, but have a transmissible incubation period of two weeks and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit mucous all inside your lungs and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Thicc

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because jannies get us banz. and the more banz on gore posters means more normalfags entering.

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>sheltered zoomers
you mean city zoomers, hick zoomers are arguably just as violent

Kek

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So you are bragging about selling out your children. My respect for boomers just went from 0 to -1

Bruce,
I see you. Not physically, but I see (you). It’s tiring to be quite honest. So instead of actually dealing with it, have another.

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Yes.

>To the guy posting all the dead people, your a demented little boy. I bet your like the kid who ate booger’s and was bullied in school. The worst part about it is your a tough guy on the internet but a complete failure in life.

edgy goreposter from cripplechan, it's all fun and games until you're the guy that gets rotten body fluids all over your slacks and freshly polished dress shoes, ask me how I know?

My fucking sides.

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You're a dead man walking, and don't even know it.

Coronachan is coming for you. You're not gonna make it.

Sorry bro.

soup
head cheese
aged meat
chopped onions
standing fry
COVID PREPPING

>Can't handle a little gore? Pussy.

NPCs are pussies but IRL having to haul some 400lb fat fuck onto the gurney by yourself because the hospital staff bails on you because nobody wants to help gets old really quick

WTF

I’ve been found out!

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Yas Forums changed onions to onions
hahahaha

Reagan shut down the nut houses

Attack!

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I said onions

Yep, this is the reality...

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post some motorcycle crash victims gore user

I wonder what's in that can?

ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!

Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?

And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

/P4zyRjB

I want to be like you when I grow up. My phone and computer are full of Yas Forums shit that I don’t care if my wife sees. Gore would make her loose her shit. It’s what this board needs most though, maybe I’ll make a hidden folder.

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Afraid I don’t have any prepared. I do apologize, gent.

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Careful, if you find out your head might just separate from your body as well.

You are a faggot. Stop.
Please die. Stop.

This is the crual reality of the material world...
You can ascend now...

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is it dead?

Larp

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Is this pasa? Cant find sauce...

Tell her it’s simply funny to you. If she didn’t know what she was getting into before she agreed to marry you, that’s on her. I have mine almost entirely indoctrinated. I did have to correct her and explain the difference between a skinhead and a natsoc though. Live and learn.

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This is a work of art (You)

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>Afraid I don’t have any prepared. I do apologize, gent.

Lets open up a crime scene cleanup/restoration business fren :)

OK faggot fat cunt boomer. now kill yourself and you bastard children

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Hm, what woman name is most boomer sounding so I can sell this larp
Ah-ha! Barbara
>OK Cadyn