/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1771

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Put the happening

I'm the bag

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WHY IS SILVER CRASHING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Over 70, diabetic, had a cold, regular flu, and corona ALL AT ONCE

AND NO TREATMENT

AHHHHHH NOOOOOO HAPPENINGBROS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL EVERYONE

It's not yen getting stronger, it's dollar getting weaker

Bring them here.

The end is near.
Darkness surrounds me.
Come, Corona-chan.
Let us dance.
Come, Corona-chan
Let me know your sweet embrace.

*cough*

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what basics to buy to survive in the forest? worst case scenario

NO MORE SANCTUARY STATES! NO MORE GLOBALISM! NO MORE CONTAGION!

I hate when it throws out the pic.

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Why do people here get so uncontrollably mad when I correctly point out the virus is not that deadly at all?

why are you like this?

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I was gonna yell at you for not updating it, but then I noticed the picture.
Thank you OP.
Also checked.
And pic related for current US cases.

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hold up the fuck did I miss

It's unironically happening. News got out in my town that a patient at one of our hospitals has been confirmed positive for the coronavirus, and everyone is flipping the fuck out. I caught pic related last night during a gas rush. Stay safe out there

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>China:1+ million cases, total quarantine and mass executions to halt virus

>Western world: Complete annihilation

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The yen getting stronger means other currencies are getting weaker against it, and is bad for Japanese exports. Japan doesn't want the yen to get stronger and this fucks with their economy.

Reminder that fat is a tremendous source of energy, and that the number of obese American corpses will be sufficient to run the US power grid for years to come. Climate change is OVER.

110,000 cases soon

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jews want you to sell so they can buy before the apocalypse

Because your ignorance is costing lives

Japanese Second Imperial Empire starts NOW!!!

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Its price is rooted in the industry demand you dum dum

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BREAKING: AT CURRENT RATE OF INCREASE (20-25% PER DAY), THERE WILL BE 500K-1.5M CASES IN ITALY AT THE END OF THE MONTH

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FUCK CHINA WE NEED TO NUKE THEM NOW

MI continues to stand uninfected.

When do they finally spill out of her dress

lol

got training? i want to do the same

So when is NYC going to be put on lockdown?
I've been seeing this girl for a couple of months and getting tired of her. I know for a fact she thinks this is just the flu and hasn't prepped.
Her dying to feral niggers in the street would save me a big head ache.

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It's just a flu, were just having a bit of fun. Don't actually prepare, we just pretend to for the memes lel.

>valuing an asset aginst a crashing market

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the economy is kill

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tent, sleeping bag, saw, fishing gear

everything is fine anons

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>But sir, how will this help with the Coronavirus?
>The what now?

A knife some twine and a brain

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NOW
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1236826144093220865

gas in a 5 gallon bucket? lawl

which markets?

Spin one for the nothing burger fags...

What a Fool Believes.

youtube.com/watch?v=dJe1iUuAW4M

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Will I get to see Yamato in my lifetime or no? I want to atleast see a glimpse of the fucking raw beauty the Japanese Navy had back in the day

Mexianon update:
>Body temperature back to 36.3 after another dose of Loratadine and Tylenol
>Sore throat is getting better
>Headache is getting weaker
>Joins still hurt
>General fatigue hasn't gone away

Digits to make this a human extinction event.

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Considering all the Chinese at UofM and Michigan State, it's unlikely that its not here and spreading.

>tfw olive oil is out of stock everywhere

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Learn to rehydrate rectally.

Hospitals are gonna be overcrowded.

jesus christ, what the hell have the chinese done?

STOP STOP STOP STOP IT THIS IS JUST A CORRECTION
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Only 200 new cases in South Korea and half a dozen deaths. Have they successfully contained it? For fuck sake.

I found an interesting study just now;

reddit.com/r/AskDocs/comments/fevuc0/humira_biosimilar_under_trial_for_corona_virus/

even if it would increase at that rate, at some point the numbers reported per day will max out due to healthcare facilities reaching maximum capacity, no?

Update the fucking US numbers bro. Or stop baking
coronavirus.1point3acres.com/en

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julay.world/cow

Yen always gets stronger when shit's fucked

This chart will be btfo, just like the wuhan chart was.

I really like this image

If you look you can see the boob come out

I DONT WANT A HAPPENING MY LIFE WAS FINALLY GOING ALRIGHT

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do you actually think this virus is anything more than something for us to meme about?
LMAO reddit is the other way

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Checked

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Probably easier to list where it isn't

Fail

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quietly slowly
she comes to you
stands looking
falls upon you
loves you deeply
takes you all
the way in

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It's reusable though a couple of times.

Vitamin C user. You need to be taking huge amounts. try 2/g an hour every hour. If you start to notice GI issues lower the dose a bit. Otherwise titrate up if you can
It just might save you life

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THAT PUTS US OVER 110,000
>THAT PUTS US OVER 110,000
THAT PUTS US OVER 110,000
>THAT PUTS US OVER 110,000
THAT PUTS US OVER 110,000
>THAT PUTS US OVER 110,000

>When do they finally spill out of her dress
150k - aready done wating to be published ehen the numbers hit
you won't be disappointed

Because infected lemmings are dangerous vermin.

Seeing as you asked nicely

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Silver has no monetary future unlike gold

Reminder that this is just the flu.

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youtube.com/watch?v=WsyG_HzFbb0 Is this a fake?

This person "Lars" claims to have been with WHO in Wuhan and says basically it was ten times worse on the ground and they were leaned on by the CCP to not send accurate numbers back to Switzerland.

Supposedly, this was on wikileaks for just a few minutes. You guys can figure out if it is real.

>1AUD = 68JPY

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Nsw is so fucked, why are they allowing potential transmission in schools. JUST CLOSE THEM ALREADY

anyone wanna watch a movie with me?

leaning towards pontypool

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Fucking kek, those who are in Yas Forums just for the memes truly are the richest

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Sorry scary animal user. No brakes.

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twitter.com/pulte/status/1236808249262911497

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You waited too long
You wasted too much

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I wonder how many Saladorians are lurking /cvg/

>First 3 cases in Iowa

It didn't have to be this way.

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Ok Yas Forums experts, I'm going out at midnight to buy a bunch of shit at the local drug store and I need to know the most important shit to get, so
far I'm going to get:
1. Mucinex/Guafenesin
2. Vitamin C
3. 70% Isopropyl
Any other important shit I should get, both as prevention, and incase I end up getting it and want to get through it at home? Relying on you guys, can't get real info anywhere else.

Also there should be a pastebin with recommendations like this.

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>twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1236826144093220865
this means the virus is slowing down

Is Jim dead? I haven't seen a livestream in a huwhile

Yes

They'll stop testing and assume most people coming in have it

you realize this could just mean they dont have enough healthy medical staff remaining to keep all available hospitals running right

The cope in those comments.

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Which country do you think will have their next first recorded death? Place your bets gentlemen.

based alarmist

Yea because italy is a very totalitarian surveillance state

No tienes nada wey, deja de automedicarte.
I mean, be safe bro, hope you recover soon.

>110K
>110K
>110K

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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A FIUCKING ITALIAN CAME HERE WITH COVID

FUCK ITALY
FUCK ITALY

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I DONT WANT TO DIE

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Great choice. One of the better zombie movies out there

fuck your damn pasta. spambot whore

Someone please answer. I don’t want fucking asia to be fine while we get cunted by chink flu.

But... Why?

someone should make a cytube movie night

THIS ISNT ABOUT HELPING THIS IS ABOUT RETRIBUTION

Take your meds

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I'll take it into account, thanks burger bro

How about your water and food.

CDC is apparently closed on the weekend. I've been waiting for 4 days to hear back about cases in WI

>Any other important shit I should get,
a prayer

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>I talked someone that said the exact same thing people said months ago but hes NOT an alarmist

for fucks sake they deserve to die.

Threadly reminder that this guy has wasted money on gold and silver and will be able to reclaim it's value at a significant loss to his investment.

Have you ever cooked anything ever?

hydrogen peroxide. Get one with a spray nozzle if you can. Swabbing with HP in your nose/sinuses and spraying in back of throat can kill other things and reduce your overall viral load.

The original wuhan chart was predicting *millions* dead by now.

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Yes and no. They had many new cases early, because 75% of cases came from Daegu and the cult group. So you see a huge influx of cases early on, before the decline.

>110K
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BUCKLE UP BOYS WE'RE STEPPING ON THE GAS

>lungs going offline
>Intubation needed
Now this is what necessary gagging leads to, jesus fucking christ

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Post it

>760something million chinks under lockdown
>it's just the flu bruh
I hate you so fucking much!

all of them

We are all going to die

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I have bad lungs after an infancy dealing with Asthma, I can't take it lightly.

Vitamin D has been shown to help a lot
youtube.com/watch?v=gmqgGwT6bw0

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery" archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery" archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery" archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems archive.is/qmc6U

In exactly 1 year from now, it will be me having a punch on with the virus (personified) to determine the ultimate fate of humanity. Until then, I will be training for that day.

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i was wondering where he's been.

It's just the first update for South Korea user

booo

yea that would be really fun

We've got community spread in a few areas now, so it's ober. Sydney will be the first to fall.

buckets, and a water filter

I don't save napkin math from random 4channers. Gary posts it every other thread.

>Me and my gf just watched the movies today.
>Some dumb fuck kept coughing non-stop.
>only 5-10 of us in the theater
>aircon was centralized and circulated.
And this cough wasn't just an ordinary cough. It was more like a dry hard cough that was synptomatic of pneumonia. Doesn't help that I have bronchitis. How fucked am I?

Despite the government insistence that there's no widespread epidemic here, can't deny that it's already taken root.

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>for fucks sake they deserve to die
normie brains will believe everything if it makes them feel safe

You are too kind

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That was assuming no one was welding doors with people inside and totally restricting movement

We don't know. Its quite possible they are missing cases. Aren't a lot of the ones they're finding still centered around that province with the death cult? My understanding is they don't know where a good chunk of the members are. I haven't looked into SK lately. I don't think they're good. If anything it might be a temporary plateau and they'll see more. Predicting shit is pointless. Just watch.

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Bachaqueros 2: Electric Boogaloo. Coming to you in the USA!

if China is covering up millions of deaths, why aren't there also millions of people dying in Japan, Korea, or Italy? There's no way they could cover up millions of deaths in those countries because they have free open internets. So this is total bullshit. What, 1000 cases in America? 1000 people out of 300 million. This is NOTHING!

Vitamin C is "supposedly" only effective against this shit, if super dosed intravenously.
I'd look at the brocholators more than just the snot removers... open the air ways. 91% Isopropyl if you can snag it. Aloe Vera + Isopropyl mixed roughly 50 / 50 will give you hand sanitizer. I'd suggest some mortin, advil, and other general anti body ache, fever meds. Caffeine, Energy Drinks, B12, etc. Ice packs, heating packs, etc. Grab a few extra blankets.Gatorade and electrolyte rich drinks.

Kek

Have any of you had any luck trying to explain how serious this is to your friends?

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EDOMEX?

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came here to ask for this, thanks user

>dat feel when you've been waiting for a end-of-clown-world tier happening for years
>it's finally here
>you ran out of $ and can't afford rent anymore
>you'll miss the happening by weeks because you'll jump in front of a train tomorrow
Feels bad man.

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>>Sore throat

Not Corona Chan

>your friends

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REEEEEEEEE THESE FUCKING SLANT COUNTRIES KEEP STOPPING THE HAPPENING

I think im gonna take some LSD so I can be at peace with the world collapsing
I heard they've trialed it on cancer patients that are about to die and have had great results so far

any other /psychbros/ here?

When do cases outside China surpass China?

What do I do with my money? If banks collapse, does my money disappear? Should I pull out all my money in cash? My only knowledge of finances is to buy used, avoid monthly payments, avoid pointless/excessive shit, look for deals, and pay bills early. Got me 40k so far.

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>those comments
fucking lmao

Nope. Everyone I've tried to talk to has said it's just a flu bro or got pissed off at me for trying to explain things. Even my girlfriend. At this point I'm thinking fuck em all, when things fall apart don't look at me for leadership I'm just going to lol and let them die.

I really hope this isn't true.

Virus also caused viral meningitis on a 20 something year old patient in Japan.
archive.is/wPNkU

Nigger you don't get a dry cough from pneumonia you cough up green eggs

Had that covered weeks ago.
Yeah, forgot Vitamin D on my list but I already take it every day like every white person who doesn't work outside should.
Good idea on the water filter.
>hydrogen peroxide
Doesn't 70% isopropyl do the same thing?
>bronchodilators
Like an inhaler? Aren't those prescription only, what kind of over the counter shit can you get for that?

Fucking Ludacris

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the absolute smugness of those maganiggers in the replies, we will see the highest level of cope from them very soon

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Yup, and they all laughed at me.
I'll be the one laughing when they are knocking on my door begging for some canned tuna.

I welcome Corona-chan with open arms.

Wait until utilities collapse fag
Then you can live a post-apoc life
You'll die fast, but it'll be fun for the time being

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bug out, it's a perfect time for you, go innawoods

>ran out of $
Should have figured out by now that Polands currency is zloty, Tough luck pal.

MO Patient Zero timeline:
>first, a travel-loving roastie flys back from italy and takes the amtrak from Chicago to STL, forcing them to disinfect the entire line
>Her dad is a retarded boomer and broke quarantine to take his other daughter to a school dance, hours before the docs get a positive test on his daughter, so now the school will be closed for two weeks
>ksdk.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/st-louis-county-government-warning-coronavirus-quarantine/63-b8ba8b14-6de1-434b-824f-2353124f78e9

The county is now threatening legal action should they break quarantine again, though I expect someone will 'accidentally' leak their names and all the paranoid preppers around here will take care of it via firebombs

noticing patterns and using math to solve problems is anti-semitic.
you are infinite on their right to tell outrageous lies.
remember the 60 million.

last time I tried I ended up stuck in a fucking loop and it was not fun but I would probably do it again in a heart beat.
What I really want to try is some DMT

dr campbell believing the china numbers is just so fucking odd to me. do boomers really actually think that china doesnt constantly lie about everything?

A 30k increase in infected multiple nations declaring states of emergency and the start of panic buying all in just 1 week

I'm sure you UN faggots dont want me telling people so you'll shill me endlessly. Fuck off nigger & fuck your oath, I'm telling people.

Based.

poland tranny needs to redeem himself by posting his stash organized NICELY

Then how come Wuhan isn't going back to work?

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tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/beijing-traffic
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tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/shenzhen-traffic

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WHERE IS THE FUCKING FLOOR????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Any other burgers feel it? We are the next round in the chamber frens. With community transmission happening in multiple locations+a million test kits going out soon...buckle up, the normies are about to freak the fuck out and shit is going to get interesting quick.

Yes. You cant use facts only questions

A friend from uni have the same symptoms as me but he has a fever of 39°degrees and without dry cough...
I really hope is just seasonal flu.

Im in wisconsin. Is it safe to go outside still? janesville WI

Those are real people? You guys sure those ain't solar powered programmed AI or something?

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haha, thanks for the laugh in this living nightmare user

Wall Street suits will be jumping out of windows tomorrow.

have sex incels, it's just a flu

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If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7.8,9 corona chan will spare us and we neets will inherit the earth.

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pretty much contained. Tested almost all members of Shincheonji, only 400 out of 250,000 missing. Lower numbers every day, today is technically only +69 infections difference to yesterday.

RIP money, buy guns and ammo, they don't lose value.

>rent

lmao

WILL IT EXPLODE SOON? I WANT TO HAVE AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE MY JOB AND BE A NEET

Hello fellow psychbro. Hope you are doing well. I plan on taking a heavy dose of psilocybin soon so I can find peace with God before dying of coronachan.

2x 500mg vitC and 25 mg zinc.

was struggling for weeks with flu or flu. now 2 days of said intake it's almost gone. it's recommended for each the flu and the flu
thelancet.com/action/showPdf?pii=S0140-6736(20)30305-6

Buy guns
Even if this is a nothingburger, they appreciate fairly well in terms of value
Might be tougher in leafland, but you've probably got some time to figure it out

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>Doesn't 70% isopropyl do the same thing?
Have fun swabbing your sinuses and spraying 70% isopropyl down your throat.

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MOVE, BITCH! Get out the way! Get out the way, bitch, get out the way!

I have no lsd to ingest

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My gf had symptoms for a couple of weeks and she lives in mexico, another mexicanon said he was sick too.

Probably just a bug, not corona.

Currently growing cubensis; they're a couple weeks away from a harvest but I think that's the exact time I'll need them.

Ok, good point.

Why are you retards so afraid of some stupid flu lol?

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Fuck off, Chang.

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We live in a time where controlling info makes people 'feel safe' and telling the truth is 'scaring' them. What a joke of a npc.

>again
Fuck that, sue them now. A message needs to be sent.

buy an ad

I just had a horrid conversation with my older cousin who lives in Chicago. She finished chemo for breast cancer two weeks ago. She's washing her hands and has about 3 days of extra food. I've been trying to get her to move to her parents' country house in Michigan, but she thinks that it's nothing because there are so few cases in China. I thought that I'd managed to get through to her, but she's just been humoring me. I also have been trying to get her to move her 401(k) out of stocks to cash or bonds, but she leaves it in the hands of her advisors, who are probably about as out of it as she is. She's done a lot of risky things in her life (64) and come out without a scratch. I'm not sure that she will this time, and I hate to say it, but I hope that this gives her some real trouble so that she'll have a bit more appreciation of what life is like for the rest of us. I'm fucking sick of trying to help and just being laughed at.

woah I need to thank God for my mind more often

Kek

It says the guy in Wisci "recovered" just fondu yourself in cheese as protection just in case.

More like 6 months from considering how there are still many people who legitimately do not know what is happening or are in complete denial, STILL.

Any source on the 250k and 400 numbers

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twitter.com/Dr_FarrisD

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>screeching at a logically sound explanation.

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well at -7% they hit the circuit breakers, I don't think they have ever been tripped before but I could be wrong.

twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1236778368533700609?s=21

Is Trump finally admitting that we're fucked?

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The truth is like a fine wine that too few learn to appreciate.

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>all those nothing burger comments

Topkek

It's ober

What is your data source, is it free?

Where do you buy LSD. I really want to try it out.

current coronavirus counts from John Hopkins

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see you on corona plenty of fish only soon

Here are the overnight futures rules

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Fucking nigger. eat a bullet in the landloard's apt like a man.

>6.5 tabs
>1.5 hit of molly
>big bag of shrooms

shit's gonna be lit

lmao we're absolutely fucked-erino

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It’s Q

South Korea’s daily coronavirus cases
248 March 8
367 March 7
483 March 6
518 March 5
438 March 4
516 March 3
600 March 2
476 March 1

uh...doomerbros?

>tfw this will be the norm in striptease clubs after societal collapse
Pretty cool

BRISBANE
BRISBANE

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They are still under quarantine AFAIK.

Would bleach

What the fuck am I reading?

Theyve fucking killed them all

Look at Italy, 130+ deaths today alone.

haha right man. I was hoping that one early case in madison was contained decently, Im more worried about getting it from chicago or somewhere else now.

Especially when he so readily disbelieved the Iranian figures

It's all over the normie evening news now over here. Once those test kits start coming back and cases go exponential, there will be Level V burger panic.

>Someone please answer. I don’t want fucking asia to be fine while we get cunted by chink flu.

Has it been 28 days? Or 60?

Learn what asymptomatic incubation while shedding means.

Half of the people think he's fucked us. Half the people think this is just another 342785232 D Zero-Gravity Hungry Hungry Hippos. I don't know what to think of it, but I think we've got bigger problems to worry about now.

no ones being tested = no ones being detected = numbers never go up