Damn, what a good way to get out of work. If the virus is every detected near where I live, I will pretend to be sick and ask my boss to give me a week off....just to be safe.
SO FUCKING TIRED AAAAAAAAAAAAAA >too tired to MAGA
Brandon Green
Will corona get bad enough that I need to stockpile ammo?
Asher Russell
>I will pretend to be sick Don't even need to. Just say you "came close" to someone else that was later tested. That's all it takes to get a free two week staycation out of these gullible fucking morons.
Matthew Wood
Reminder to dab on a Bernout on your way to work today.
Well they're cleaning out all the noodles, then comes the TP, naturally
Charles Gomez
Jesus, I didn’t think it was going to get that bad here in the states. I’ll go stock up on ammo tomorrow. Shit is starting to look pretty grim.
John Lee
When trump sacrifices boomers for stonks. Then the stonks deuce out. Congrats retard you played yourself. Good luck with re election my depression is the best depression on record. The only reason were not seeing ceos jump out of buildings is because they all sold out and chinks dont commit seduko. Congrats on stopping the spread for stonks. Tard
Yes, that makes sense, if there's a minimal risk of dying from a virus, you do need to guarantee you are able to return fire when your similarly paranoid neighbours starting shooting you, and you all end up dead from bleeding out of nasty wounds, while the rest of the world just like, gets well again.
Cameron Walker
>Shit is starting to look pretty grim. >based on posts I read on Yas Forums.org/pol/
While the rest of the market tanks, toilet paper stocks soar.
Cooper Gonzalez
Say what you will about all that Russian psyop shit, but hilldawgs was the best meme that Internet Research Agency created.
Colton Rivera
whats your opinion on international roastie day
Gavin Gray
This is months and months worth of ass wiping, if it gets to the point shops are empty, you'll be dead within 2 weeks from no food, surrounded by toilet paper. The few survivors will burn down your house with you inside your toilet-paper coffin.
Wyatt Wright
>hilldawgs was the best meme that Internet Research Agency created Nah, tovarisch, the best was Black Lives Matter.
Owen Price
pretty sure it was malaysian mike that came up with hilldawg because he was butthurt and they were originally completely unironic
You wrong fo dat Dwayne. Bruh, that boy dont kno when he gon eat next, how he goin know he a girl? Dont do this Dwayne. Dont cut dis boy dick off bruh.
Pretty crazy to think Amazon started out as just a small shop in the 90s.
Chase Gray
Huh? I go through a roll about every 2-3 days. How are you making it last so long? Are you using it Square-by-Square?
Luis Barnes
who the fuck is Dwyane wade?
Jaxson Ross
Yea, i thought it was a womens big and tall store.
Zachary Howard
A dirt track racer from their area.
Colton Baker
Probably not, because when your finally leave this mortal coil, your anal sphincter will loosen, and you'll shit yourself anyway.
Jason Thompson
I just don't get the TP thing. It's fucking preservable food you want. Rice and pinto beans and oatmeal (not the instant kind) and cooking oil, and tomato paste, and packs of frozen meat. AND DEENZ!
Levi Torres
>bernout >muh salt It's shit like this that makes you "people" the asshole of the internet
All the pictures are just meme pictures. People do buy toilet paper in those quantities, but only when they go on sale. That is the draw to stores like Costco. You buy shit in bulk at wholesale costs and it last you for a long time. That's why there is so many people buying all of the same items at the same time. Just buy a yearr's supply of toilet paper, if you have enough storage space available, and you save yourself hundreds of dollars over the course of a year. If you do this with all your essentials, like soap and paper towels or condiments, whatever you use a lot of, you are saving big time money every year.
Confused. We shoulda shutdown all travel 4 years ago and fortressed builded like 2 years ago. Zero rreason to have any chink dinks flying into our country. Sorry im not w globalists piece of shit that cares about airline stock so they fly empty planes to maintain a parking spot on the runway. Real question is. You ready to fucking die my nigger?
Cope and seethe harder, no one cares about your upvotes
Ethan Hernandez
>month and months not for women - this is merely a weeks worth
Jason Green
No, I can count based on a picture. Even judging by your ass-wiping metric, multiplied by the toilet rolls we can see, this is 576 days of ass-wiping in your world.
Oh, you're an American. Sorry my bad, we know they don't teach you how to count, or do simple mathematics in what passes for an education system in your banana republic.
Blake Scott
>shutdown all travel 4 years ago This is extremely unrealistic
Just wash your ass out with soap in the shower you doofus.
Jayden Anderson
All part of the plan. You wanted to hurt the kikes? Well, our emperor just did. And only by relecting him will he save the economy again, after the kikes lost it all.
Aiden Adams
>JOOMER memes when? this is the best I can do checked HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
time is a boomer, coomer, doomer carried up married up a midwest gloomer covfefe beans, slot machines he's playing like a bloomer feelin' rather MAGA in the tooth
British "ex-spy" >Oh don't worry, I'm completely retired from the spy business. This pee-pee dossier isn't an attempt to meddle in the US elections by my government. We're your greatest ally, after all.
Anthony Cooper
Oh bloo bloo bloo
Christian Robinson
>panic shill >4everNeverTrump Everything here seems to be in order.
trump is traitor to usa. where is the wall? not a fence, a wall. why is there still mexicans in my neighborhood and israelis in my government? why still we are in syria and give israel whatever those kikes want? trump is traitor to the usa.
