/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1770

>economy fucking crashing
>it won’t be a recession it will be a depression

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>OH NO 100 DEAD IN ITALY!!!
Yawn.

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>Dead: 3,827
lol, still only 3,827.
How many days has it been stuck at 3,827? Four days? Five days?

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Yas Forums right now

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So Yas Forums, is that 0.2% death rate for zoomers accurate? Or is it bad data?

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Greetings, from /ptg/. I hope you are well and safe my friends. My fellow Americans, there is nothing to fear as long as President Trump is on the job. As for my non-American friends, next time buy American and not from China. One thing we can all learn from this pandemic, regardless of its true scope and size, is that preparedness makes all the difference in the world. It is the difference between comfiness and panic.

You never know when The Happening™ will truly come.

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be honest brahs, is this the end of the world?

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youtube.com/watch?v=47uIsRe14Gw

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cat/10

Where the fuck my bull bros at? You guys buying ROPE as well? Imma go all in

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Wojakposting is actually an underlying cause associated with 77% of COVID deaths, you should avoid it.

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for the aussies.
Frydenburg (treasurer) looks rattled/defeated as fuck doing his live interview now

ONE

THREAD THEME, CHINA/JAP MUSIC.

youtu.be/I_Uax2jCUGo

Show penis and I’ll tell you

God I can't wait for the wave of investor suicides.

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SEVEN PERCENT FUCKING KEK
ECONOMY IS KILL

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>he has to damage control every 5 minutes
>j-just the flu bro

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what gun is that

PUERTO RICO CONFIRMED
>PUERTO RICO CONFIRMED
PUERTO RICO CONFIRMED
>PUERTO RICO CONFIRMED

Ahhhhhhhh

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coronavirus.1point3acres.com/en
UPDATE BURGER NUMBERS

Also, where is JimStream?

You guys DO realize that China’s infection rates have been declining for the last 2 weeks, right? They are resuming factory production and their economy is recovering. If this was truly something to worry about, why is it getting better in China?

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Anyone else looking forward to telling the normies to "calm down" once they realise what we already know?

gross vid
But yeah. I'm surprised no one is paying attention to the sterility effect this thing has.

I live in NJ and despite the first few cases happening, one of them a county over from me, I just feel nothing. This just feels like it's going to pass and be forgotten quickly.

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Now that's what I call coping

He is a jew and the economy is tanking, its his worst nightmare

>20 day incubation period
>can pound this pussy for nearly 3 weeks before you die
I would.

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DADDY NOOOOOO

JIM YOU LAZY NIGGER STREAM ALREADY

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RUNS IN YOUR HOUSE.

COUGH, COUGH YEAHHHHHHHHHH TURN DOWN FOR WHAT YEAHHHHHHHHHHH OKAYYYYYYYYYYYY COUGH

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can someone shut up that mongoloid? don't believe these fucking idiots and prepare, stay away from everyone, the economy is gonna collapse anywhere anyway

Animeposting is an underlying cause associated with 99% of mtf transitioning

Boomercaust when???

Would you let her coof on you?

Post evidence or shut the fuck up shill

>1040
>0 deaths
were getting into china tier level of propaganda here

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I wish I had a trap gf to succ and cuddle during these dark times

It's such a fucking mystery.

fellas, its happening

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There's very little there you can actually eat.

Been waiting on it that boomer might be dead he hasn't posted anything in 20 hours RIP Jimbo.

Yes.

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now.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Kas0tIxDvrg

You're not gonna make it.

JFC, imagine still replying to Cuck Mitchell, Rate My Stash, and the other retard bot posts.

>Chinese officials confirmed cases are down.
>Italy confirms its "100% contained"
>No new deaths in America.

Why are you still talking about this?

This is nothing to be worried about.

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Soon, bratan

i wanna smash

This. The west is being liquidated in favor of gold backed BRICs, they're going to tank the whole global economy. Buy gold

what about 2huposting

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You fell for the prepper meme.

What a fag.

Stores wont close, and they wont run out, especially in the US.

It's not a SNOW STORM, its not a FOREIGN INVASION it's people getting sick.

You are a moron. I get you want to be prepared, prepare for having flu-like symptoms and thats what you should prepare for....

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good job on this

Boomer/Normie response so far.

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>janet
>get the guns

I don't understand this neocons need to post every 15 mins denying the coronacaust. I thought when you don't believe something it means you don't talk about it, like flat Earth.

>Corona-chan is ready to annihilate humanity
>muh racism
GOOD LUCK CORONA-CHAN

Naw, this is the opening volley of what's coming. The end is a fair ways off right nao.

i agree, i don't think a cat would last you for more than a day or two

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>the universe revolves around the way I feeeeeel anons
Let us know how that goes

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>China's infection rates are declining
I'm guessing pigs can fly as well?

ANYONE ELSE NOTICES THE NUMBERS OF POSTERS ARE DROPING AS THE VIRUS IS INCREASING THERE MUST BE A FUCKING CORRILATION

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YOU FEELING IT NOW MR.KRABS

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El fin del reggaetón y el trap, por fin.

>government will make Gold only thing of value
>so they're letting you buy it first
not how things work kikey

>family member got back from costa rica a week ago
>she said, just a flu i was with a bunch of tourists, asians included and no one was wearing a mask

only 35 more cases and we hit the:

110 THOUSAND MARK this weekend, yay!!!!!!

but it's contained, remember that, it's contained.

Uk anons, what do you think will happen this week?

As the last person on earth finally forgets how to breathe their last words before drifting into the abyss will be "At least I wasn't racist."

Because it's coming for you, you nong.

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MAMA MIA, I AH COUGH ON THE PASTA

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You know that with China out of the picture supply chains for most commonplace articles are gonne be fucked, right?

His farting disease killed him

you have to go back

Don't you have meds to take?

Is he doing one tonight? I hope so

having to go to the store with all the coofers when it's at its peak

sure sounds smart

seems legit

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It's over guys. Emptysandwich confirmed.

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Stores running out of soap and other necessities in NOVA

>I'm not going to leave the house for 2 months
>so I bought a shit load of hand sanitizer even though I'm having zero contact with others
does not compute

It's just the chink shills decreasing in number
Chink Pop lowering = Lower number of shills

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julay.world/cow
stay there

KEK, OJALÁ

OH YEA IM FEELING IT BABY

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shills gone they prob fighting for toilet paper now

>but it's contained, remember that, it's contained.
Yeah US contained it

It spread to every state BUT ITS CONTAINED

Buy stocks tomorrow guys its contained nothing to see here

>El Salvador
are you a member of the elite class or will you die from wuflu?

>east Tennessee still no cases
Get fucked assholes

300 million dead within a year

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They were forced to reopen the factories because their economy will further crash.
It's fucking over.

sorry user the dopamine high from watching the markets collapse was a bit too much. I stopped shit posting

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