Asian markets open in five minutes

Noone has given a fuck about you inbred nip fucks since 1992, now get back to work and maybe your boss will have enough money to upgrade your work computer to Windows 98

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>WE
Nice try ESL teacher

Here we go.

This will be fun.

AUS BTFO

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My poor nab shares

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DUMB OP IT OPENS IN 15 MINUTES

Shut up penal colony.

leggo

Ahem:
1. Death to usa!
2. Death to nato!
3. Death to eu!
And death to anglo-shitery :)
zerohedge.com/energy/putin-dumps-mbs-breaks-opec-oil-alliance-initiates-war-us-shale

Here we go boys!!

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SELL LOW BUY HIGH PANIC SELL SELL SELL SELL

You halted trading
It’s over

standing by to scoop up cheap oil stocks when the dust finally settles

gonna sell my silver when it moons

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ITS OPEN

What’s the word

DEATH
WAR
FIRE
in that order

ouch lol

But of course.

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Australian stock exchange currently at 5.8% down, awaiting updates on shanghai stock exchange

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IT'S GOING DOWN BOYS!!!

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Buy the dip,
Just the flu.

500 sheks for a 4-pack of fine grade fire-retardant gel w/ spray nozzle included
selling stout shaco

Im so goddamn mad I dumped my JAP and SK puts during last weeks dead cat bounce. Literally kicking myself rn

You’re a complete imbecile if you think this is comparable to the retards freaking out over that minor cold. This is backed by trillions of dollars and we are for certain gonna be seeing a massive downturn in the coming weeks.

isn't this where the government injects the spicy hot liquidity in the market's gaping ass?

No big deal lol

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Australia has cracked 6%

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Kindo offtopic but ok so when I met my asian wife from thailand, she wanted me to drink her blood. I did it because I wanted to be with her.

Then I find out later from her it’s a love ritual thing, and apparently I’m fucked and can’t stop loving her even if I wanted to.

Is this true?

What do you think?

Should I do something to remove the spell?

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M8, good luck to you my bro. I never met anyone that could shitpost as hard as an aussie. Surfs up and cowabunga and enjoy your fishing days.

here's a roll for a m a s s i v e c r a s h

let it be known

prep bull ded shart mart bounce lmao 2cat

Burn it down.

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JAPANKEKS,...

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AAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CHECKED

I'd kms for marrying a gook

That's what you get for mixing with a gook.

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Seeth harder you kike piece of shit. I dont give a fuck if your whole system crashes and burns.

checked and satan-pilled

Shanghai 1.67% Down on open

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It is folk magic, yes.
Why the fuck did you drink it knowingly?
Did you ever so much as meddle with magic before?

WHEWWWWWWWW

literally nothing

2,964.94 −69.57 (2.29%)
Mar 9, 9:47 AM GMT+8

bump

fake communist money ok guys do not worry. china good. Begin factory now. Virus is nothing ham burger

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>HERE WE FUCKING GO!!!!!

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Desperate i guess/didnt think.. How do i remove it

I miss the noodle time threads of 2015

>drinking someone elses blood
how desperate for pussy were you?

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Bank of Japan will buy up your entire stock market, yen will get weaker from collapsing oil prices, but Japan is relatively well off due to trade surpluses and a healthy foreign reserve account. Worst case scenario the yen goes completely out of control and you start to experience inflation for the first time in 30 years. Serious inflation.

Why don’t USfags use AUS as an indicator
>real market, not fake like chinese market
>opens first and reacts first to overnight/over weekend developments
>first world developed nation with large economy

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this is nothing, they will go up in a few days again

This affects the global economy, we’re all fucked.

Quantitative easing will make the rich rich and the poor poorer. There's no risk to this game for the wealthy.

Post yfw one ambitious little bar was able to take down the entire human civilization.

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With such a massive drop and the unsustainable bubble the government is pumping into real estate, we're fucked

*bat

It’s not the spoon that bends. it’s you.

Technically light cannibalism if you really think about it, attach to it whatever power your imagination fancies. You could bugs bunny the whole situation say if you wanted the nutrients, free protein (and high in iron too!)

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DUUUUUUDE

>oil down 25%

never seen shit liek this

JAPAN IS KILL!!

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Why didn't you marry a Norwegian? Hope you got a disease.

BOBO's train has no break, welcome to the bear era

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Why would you want to stop loving your wife?

You will need the help of someone who knows what the fuck they are doing. Otherwise you will just mess things up further.

China's economy is uncrashable. They haven't and will never have a single recession. The advantages of a overseeing government.

Time to start shorting

DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!

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>How do i remove it
Only you can dipshit. I would lie and say I could fix it in order to force-start ya, but you are probably too stubborn. Magic doesn’t exist objectively only subjectively.

Would you want to love someone because they had drugged or put a spell on you, or because you actually feel that way yourself?

Yea, but now that China is so interconnected with the world and demands are lowering, there can be a very high chance that it will experience a severe downturn like in 2008

>approaching Obama levels
what a fucking mess

Its is not uncrashable, and it is reliant on foregin money

2008 was only 12 years ago bruh

Obama inherited the recession

Gold came back a bit after blowing through $1700.

Okay, Yas Forums, you got your fucking happening. Now what?

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Australia update

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>DOW futures just dropped another 100 points

Like a shaman or what

casting = light and shadows = illusions
spell = words = ideas
what possesses us to shitpost? where do our ideas come from?

Japs are in for a wild ride, there is no stopping it

-25% overnight happened 12 years ago?

Looking better now

I know, just wanted to point out where we are heading. actually it was a calm kind of linear ascend under obama unlike this bloated shit inflated by retards and republican greed

Demand for medical supplies is on the rise though and they have the factories.

Can you retards take this slide discussion to literally anywhere else?

america has 2 days an turk time expired.

In oil price. Also spiked higher than that just before.

>babbys first esoterica
they dont think it be like it is, but it do

THE PEOPLE WHO ARE GOOD AT MATH CAN'T STOP IT

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

Everyone is, that's why I added in the qualifier of "relatively". Gonna be a lot of old people that die, which is actually a good thing for Japan.

>that minor cold
oh user you