/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1769

how do I browse Yas Forums and not see any porns? am doing nofap its so hard when I browse even blue boards

Is argie-kun dead?

Looks like this burger is full of...
Nothing

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,703 (3,098) ► International 29,020 (704): Italy 7,375 (366) S. Korea 7,313 (50) Iran 6,566 (194) France 1,126 (19) D. Princess 696 (7) Spain 643 (17) Japan 502 (7) USA 489 (19) Switzerland 337 (2) UK 273 (3) Netherlands 265 (3) H. Kong 115 (3) Australia 80 (3) Iraq 60 (6) Thailand 50 (1) Egypt 55 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) S. Marino 36 (1) Philippines 10 (1) Argentina 12 (1) Germany 1,040 Sweden 203 Belgium 200 Norway 175 Singapore 150 Austria 104 Malaysia 99 Bahrain 85 Greece 73 Canada 64 Kuwait 64 Iceland 55 UAE 45 India 40 Denmark 35 Lebanon 32 Czechia 31 Portugal 30 Vietnam 30 Israel 25 Finland 24 Ireland 21 Algeria 20 Brazil 25 Palestine 19 Russia 17 Oman 16 Slovenia 16 Qatar 15 Romania 15 Ecuador 14 Georgia 13 Croatia 12 S. Arabia 11 Poland 11Macao 10 Estonia 10 Azerbaijan 9 Chile 8 Mexico 7 Pakistan 7 Hungary 7 Belarus 6 Indonesia 6 Peru 6 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 C. Rica 5 French Guiana 5 Slovakia 5 Afghanistan 4 Senegal 4 Bulgaria 4 Latvia 3 Macedonia 3 Bangladesh 3 Bosnia 3 Malta 3 S. Africa 3 Cambodia 2 Morocco 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Maldives 2 Tunisia 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 Serbia 1 Togo 1

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MOOTWOOOOOOOO

Good video to send to anyone that doesn't understand how this thing spreads and what you need to watch out for.

oh corona chan, you make my wee wee so hard

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ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU POST THIS FUCK

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I got into an accident a few years ago. I had my tonsils out and the wound reopened weeks later at home. I didn't notice at first, just that things seemed off. I panicked a little when I saw the bit of blood coming from my throat but I calmed down, no point in screaming. It got worse and I remained calm waiting for the ambulance. I absolutely flipped out when I vomited up a blood cake that I'd been making for the last hour.
This feels like we're trying to calm down before we get vomit blood.

>forgets link
of course.
youtube.com/watch?v=Kas0tIxDvrg

>still no travel ban on italy

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well, the good news is erotic asphyxiation folks are gonna have a hell of a time

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SARS-CoV-2:
>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation (14 days +).
>3. Can spread during asymptomatic incubation.
>4. May infect the CNS and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. It also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.
>8. Mortality increases exponentially with age, protect your parents and grandparents.
Takeaways -
Do not respond to memeflags
Do not respond to Reddit spacers
Do not respond to tripfags
Do not respond to namefags

These attention-whores and validation-seekers ruin everything they touch with their faggotry and your responses feed their egos.

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MOOOOOOOOOOOT

VOTE VOTE

strawpoll.me/19505840/

VOTE VOTE

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Live next door to pic related. Pretty crazy

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Is this the happening?

Can you catch it from an infected persons blood?

asking for a friend.

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50% of people who follow Breaking911 aren't worried about coronachan. And that's a pretty based news source. What does this translate to in normie numbers? Are we still at like 80% obliviousness?

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Time to dump bleach on cities like the planes dump fire retardant on wildfires.

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fuck it, it's already here. he's just accelerating the collapse.

Given how stupid these people are I think I am going to side with The WHO on this one. Just let it spread

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You're already infected lad, we're gonna have to put you down

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Death from pneumonia feels more like slow drowning than asphyxiation

shut up wesley

>doxxed
enjoy your corona pizzas

RESTART THIS SIMULATION ALREADY I WANT TO OFF FROM THIS RIDE REEEEEEEEEEE

fuck off. it will spare us

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werks on my machine

WUHAN FLU AIN'T NOTHIN TA FUCK WIT

WUHAN FLU AIN'T NOTHIN TA FUCK WIT

WUHAN FLU AIN'T NOTHIN TA FUCK WIT

WUHAN FLU AIN'T NOTHIN TA FUCK WIT

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IT'S JUST THE FUCKING FLU, IT'S FAKE NEWS MADE UP BY THE DEMOCRATS TO TAKE DOWN TRUMP, BUY THE GOD DAMN DIP!!!

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friends? Now that you've been schlonged, we're practically family.

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The Jews in charge of NYC say they dont want to close down schools cause thats where all the dirty niglets get their meals.

What will it take so the city doesnt become Wuhan 2.0?

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>everyone jokes about how Canada is a Chinese colony (it is)
>still 0 dead in leafistan

Explain this, please. We have Chinaman coming and going from all of our cities nonstop. It doesn't make sense to me that we are not as fucked as other nations.

IT'S ALL HAPPENING

>IT'S ALL HAPPENING

IT'S ALL HAPPENING

>IT'S ALL HAPPENING

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how much seething is gonna come from nothingburgers when the stockmarket tanks tomorrow

we indeed are bro

Remember to never forgive Demiurge

THREADLY REMINDER THAT THE SECOND GREAT DEPRESSION JUST STARTED

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You disrepect me - You're All Fuckin Dying!
It wasn't your fault, well - You're All Fuckin Dying!
He's the one that did it, well - You're All Fuckin Dying!
My feelings get hurt - You're All Fuckin Dying!
Sometime in ya life - You're All Fuckin Dying!
Every human that's living now - You're All Fuckin Dying!
In 10 years or 30 years - You're All Fuckin Dying!
When the nuclear war comes - You're All Fuckin Dying!

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>human deaths substantially lower than thread count
>happening
kill your elves happeningfags

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Its okay Albania, join us in the new future

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Shameless

In other news, Bitcoin is getting absolutely JUSTed: proving once more it is an speculative stock for a healthy market, and not a serious medium of exchange for a crisis.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE GONNA DIE, I don't feel so GOOD MR.POL

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archive.is/tRJLw
Chinks are repentant of their unsanitary habits and have started cooking their money.

Actual doctor here

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

those braindead liberals are crashing the world economy by themselves and can't even tie their dumb shoelaces!

stockfags btfo

Got told to go to ed for the blood I'm coughing up and difficulty breathing.
If I'm confirmed then I'll post it proofs and make a twitter account chronicling my decline

It literally is historic.

>sushiburi dana

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What's going on, Flipbros? Why is nobody panicking? We have local transmission, why isn't the country devolving to the stone age?

>wcw shirt

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Great health insurance

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I sincerely hope this fucker gets it.

The Trudeau government lies about fucking everything. What makes you think they aren't lying about this?

Meh. Like coronachan, it'll be a nothingburger

>He thinks an 8% move is big for bitcoin

It probably won't kill a 22 year-old college student, but it might kill my elderly parents because I had to be a /sig/fag and go back to school.

The only thing normies noticed is the loss of toilet paper and some disinfectants. Some of the richer ones noticed the stock market.

Lrn2 hosts file

About 41% of people are concerned though, it’s not great but not as bad as you’re making it out.

come here in italy faggot and try to say that again

I'm ok with NYC burning to the ground.
Jews will have to put up little extra wires around their blocks. I hope the niggers kill their masters.

*coof* *coof*
It'll be fine. It's just the flu, bro. Everyone has the flu these days.

>Can't sleep guys
>Been telling everyone I know since January to prep, they've been saying "just the flu only killing old people"
>2 months later now they're panic buying

>23 year old
archive.is/RQEby

>25 year old
archive.is/RQEby

>29 year old
hongkongfp.com/2020/02/21/29-year-old-chinese-doctor-dies-coronavirus-wuhan/

>Healthy 30 year old
twitter.com/FYang_EP/status/1236723843097649154?s=20
>my physician colleague has worsening coronavirus #COVID19 . Gilead reps said they don't have access to the drug trial on weekends. Please help. Contact me please. Healthy 30 yr old male with sudden, rapidly progressing resp failure. (posted with permission).

>9 month old
twitter.com/FYang_EP/status/1236724750455578630?s=20
>My colleague has a 9 month old child. This is NOT your regular FLU. Any physician who says "this is just the flu but a 'little bit worse' " is dead wrong. An abundance of precaution is needed at this time. If anyone (China?) has advice on what to do next for this patient #EPeeps

this is like 3 weeks old u daft cunt

SPEAK NORMAL

We are so fucked...imagine believing female and nigger staff can save you.
God's in His heaven, All's right with the world.

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>Actual doctor here

>we're fucked
thanks for clearing this up doc

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>tfw dopamine rush is fading
>have built up happening tolerance
need a new fix

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>spaghetti spaghetti mama mia
literally not human

What site do you guys use to track new cases by country?

And from Romania

Self control

I think I'll just stay cozy in my little house, I do have tendies after all so there's that.
Maybe when it's all over I'll look for a post apocalipsis qt gf to shoot nigs with

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The entire population of Canada is that of california and they're probably not testing many

Do you literally want to die?
bigthink.com/sex-relationships/health-benefits-of-masturbation

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you are right he might just suffer lifelong issues from his fucked up lungs. Regardless he is a vector to spread Corona-chans love

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speak English or shut the fuck up memeflag nigger

They'll give a shit about it when they're panicking as their mother keeps stressing she cannot breath and the hospital is full or alternatively when they wake up in the night feeling like they can't breath.
They just lack the foresight of possibility.

the guy who runs zerohedge must be cumming buckets right now

i'll wait for your posts when it will spread therw (it already did), well if i don't die first.

Follow the stocks, it'll keep you going until riots occur

bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/
scroll down to "Timeline"

bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

SHE DID IT AGAIN

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nobody gives a shit actually. They'll just act when SHTF

YOU GOT TOO COCKY CHECKED
Europe is kill we are next stay safe.

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IN ENGLISH, DOC

The daily volume is way bigger now compared to during the bubble. Most of those bog moves were manipulation through USDT. Which I guess could also happen now.

I hate Justin, but how is his retarded ass going to cover up mass deaths in a place like Canada? If somebody gets microtransgressioned on the bus, you're going to hear about it up here. But everyone's grandma dropping dead is just going to be swept under the rug?

Something fucky is going on my fellow leaf.

Corona has green eyes faggot

bitchute.com/video/Cyp8HJRkGuQ3/

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thanks man, I'll try

LMAO

My friend just asked me from prepping advice after FINALLY seeing the panic.

And I said "It's just the flu bro" and hung up

Just wait for the opening bell tomorrow. Trump will call Powell every 3 minutes.

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STEVE WOZNIAK HAS CORONAVIRUS

youtube.com/watch?v=edxkrkKSVXU

i have realized i am totally addicted to happenings and happening generals. still definitely going strong for me

It's already everywhere.
It's the end of the world as we know it, and that's a good thing

oh no the goomba's gonna throw pasta at me

I'll accelerate the collapse of his skull if I ever find out who it is.

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lmao based, id do the same except i have no friends

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This has turned into a stock market thread now?

But I was looking forward to the chimpouts...

Germany is lying about the deathrate by the way.
Even people who die from corona won't get tested as autopsy isnt mandatory in germany and the official report will read "died from pneumonia" or "died from heart failure".
Germany is also keeping open its borders to infect the rest of europe and the world.
This shit will have some international fallout.

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>Actual doctor here
Bullshit. You just strung a bunch of medical jargon together. There's no actual information in the bullshit you strung together.

better get off to US b4 the COOfers do a number on you.

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The fact they're panic buying is incredible. I've been doing the same and only now they admit they're slightly concerned about the whole affair. Asked them if they're gonna stock up a little while the can and literally just got
>"Nah I reckon it'll be okay."

Corona is a virus so just download malwarebytes and scan with it. This wouldn't be a pandemic if everyone did this.

ESTOY TOSIENDOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!
>100 INFECTED COUNTRIES EDITION!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 7.375 cases - 366 FATALITIES / 37% Mortality Rate (MR);
South Korea, 7.313 cases - 50 FATALITIES / 27,8% MR;
>Iran, 6.566 cases - 194 FATALITIES / 8,3% MR;
Japan, 1.157 cases - 13 FATALITIES / 4,1% MR;
>France, 1.209 cases - 19 FATALITIES / 61,3% MR;
Germany, 1.040 cases - 0% MR;
>Spain, 666 cases (-7 in Galiza) - 17 FATALITIES / 34,7% MR;
United States, 538 cases - 21 FATALITIES / 70% MR;
>Switzerland, 332 cases - 2 FATALITIES / 40% MR;
United Kingdom, 273 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 20% MR;
>The Netherlands, 265 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 100% MR;
Sweden, 203 cases - 0% MR;
>Belgium, 200 cases - 0% MR;
Norway, 174 cases - 0% MR;
>Singapore, 150 cases - 0% MR;
Austria, 104 cases - 0% MR;
>...
Portugal, 38 cases (7 in Galiza)

100 infected countries.

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>Why is nobody panicking
>Expecting Flips to see into 2 months ahead of their future
>mfw

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same #

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At some point they might just close the markets for a few days.

Number of cases on Jan 25 in Canada = 1
Number of cases on Mar 8 in Canada = 60

It's practically doubling every week.

>slave mentality
take care of yourself faggot

As it is written, as it will be done

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Whats happening with all those hazardous industries, nuclear power plans, missile silos, storage facilities when shit real hits the fan?

Yeah, it's just as I had predicted... This is really bad, man, reaaally bad... Good analysis overall btw

>we have been locked in the house with my dead sister for 24 hours
Real Black Plague hours

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one, nothing wrong me

PUERTO RICO CONFIRMED
>PUERTO RICO CONFIRMED
PUERTO RICO CONFIRMED
>PUERTO RICO CONFIRMED

AHHH get away from me nigga, don't COOF any closer

Guys what do you think the melting point of those 3m cartridges is?
Im thinking maybe putting them im sub 100c in the oven for a few hours might disinfect them

Brutal. But he deserves it.

Lol at incels thinking this is the end of the world. Buy the dips, everyone should be buying the dips.

She has got a variety of strains, chill out
There's no canon

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>virus is mutating at an accelerated rate
How long until zombification surfaces as a result of infection, lads?

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DOCTOR...
DIDEMBE
DUMBOMBO....

based desu senpai

You're overestimating the intelligence of your average leaf.
Drones who think CBC is even remotely "objective" are all over the place.

Literally junk bonds at .5% The oldfags and 1 percenters who buy bonds have no idea that once ZOG loses control they are worthless. That's going to be more shocking than the blood they will be coofing up.