IT'S HAPPENING GLOBAL DEPRESSION INCOMING

For the first time since the financial crisis, the emini S&P future has hit the limit down band of -5%, something it failed to do even during the May 2010 flash crash.

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They cant keep the lies up anymore. We are finished.

This means that no more trade are allowed below the limit down level until the market opens at 9:30 am ET (assuming it opens of course). Trades higher are still permitted, naturally, however that will probably not be a great comfort to all those who are rushing to liquidate with reckless abandon.

the stock market was pumped to ridiculous highs with quantitative easing, s&p 500 and dow jones index are 300% of what they were in 2010. amazon is at 1000%, microsoft/apple 750%, etc.

it was only a matter of time before a big drop

Ahem:
1. Death to usa!
2. Death to nato!
3. Death to eu!
And death to anglo-shitery :)
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>the emini S&P future
>limit down band
>flash crash

I don't know what these words mean

hyper inflation soon

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pretty much

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>serbian cockroach nigger

Until you get laid off

why you feel this way belgianon

Which he will. Plus corona will decimate trumps voter base as an aside.

He's afraid, his world is falling apart

I don't care I'm in bitcoin and we're still going to be growing our user base throughout this collapse

If SHTF then whatever every man for himself, but if we seize the economy on our consensus I'll be a 100m aire

How do i get rich off of this

lmao, many ways dumbass; hoard the good shit, or if you have money and know what you're doing short the market, if you don't have much, protect your health, wealth, and borrow as much money as you possibly can right now at the lowest rate available to you. sit back for a bit and buy when theres blood in the streets

OFUCK

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Emini s&p futures are a contract based on the future price of the s&p 500
S&p 500 is standard & Poor's index of the top 500 American companies and is a good indicator of American economic health from an economic standpoint.
Flash crashes are when sudden large sell offs occur causing a sudden decrease in the price of an asset.

>the electricity based fiat currency will save us
lmao

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That's what the guys at Lehman said.

AUS SUITS BTFO

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I have maximum of $400 to my name and that's it
Oh and like 70k Corona shekels and a few thousand pokemon cards. I guess I'm safe after all

China opens in 10 minutes.

>Pls let me buy some of your spam. My family is dying.
Ok
>What's your btc address??
Top kek

My ETF’s are looking FUCKED

Just the flu bro.

>70k Corona shekels
wtf are these; go back to plebbit
but like actually some advice, if you have a job, go borrow money against any of your assets and use it to buy gold.

if you seriously only have $400 just go spend it on food; if its investable (i.e. you're not gunna starve without it) buy some silver.

Told stock market happening people that they didn't know what they were talking about. Apparently they knew what they were talking about.

2 MINUTES

not as crazy as you might think
I'm obviously in gold and guns and dried food as well but that SHTF scenario
Where people still work together and there's still internet but corrupt government and currency bitcoin is taking over

would you rather be tied to some bullshit kike Fed capital controlled kneecapped system or a distributed worldwide ledger
there's really no argument

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The clouds walk

Nowhere is a picture more strongly implied than in "My Snowflake" — a mausoleum-like place where memories of your daughter's life are stored in an empty wooden box.

So Trump is fucked in the general, right?

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pls post in your containment thread

Уcкopo тe нeћe бити цpкoтинo. Haјcмeшнијe oд cвeгa јe штo cи caм ceбe лoбoтoмиpao coпcтвeнoм пpoпaгaндoм и cкeњao финaнcијcким јeбaчинaмa. Heћy ти пoжeлeти дa нaђeш миp пocлe cмpти јep згoвнaтe aнглocјeбaнe cмpaдинe (a тo cтe cви ви y тoј вaшoј ycpaнoј дoмoвини) зacлyжyјy дa пaтe y нaјгopим мyкaмa дoвeкa :)

9.2 earthquake just hit Los Angeles. CNN.

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You’re a faggot

boomers, warhawks, and infinite growth autists are responsible.

Queer.

t. Orange Co.

This. Everything over 20k is still too much.

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user, there probably won't be elections at all. Human civilization itself is in danger.

>Rabbi's poor attempt at derailing, nothing new.

Just turned on the news and the top headline was that you're a giant faggot.

NEET here, wtf does this mean for me?

Take good notes. Someday you'll be telling your grandkids (if any) about the next 9 months or so. Unfortunately they'll be all "Sure Gramps. Whatever"

Good thing I planted potatoes today.

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FUCK

THE

STOCK

MARKET

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Imagine living through this day after day after day...
youtube.com/watch?v=E1xqSZy9_4I

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S&P 500 FUTURES TRADING HALTED AHHHHHH

SEVENTY NINES ARE TRADING!!!

speaking of internet in a corrupt government dystopia like venuzeula, how the fuck do I post on these boards behind a VPN?

reminder that the circuit breakers don't turn on after 2:30 PM. So if we don't crash the market till 2:30 PM, we can fall as much as possible till 4PM. but the turbo nigger ETFs and Mutual Funds all buy at the last 15 mins of trade. That's why their was so much volatility at the end of the day some of those days.

>we can fall as much as possible till 4PM.

No...a 20% decline will shut the trading down for the day.

Get a pass

akk hail trump

who cares honestly? me and mine are making our fortunes shorting this shit show clown fiesta currency market

>tfw have no money to lose anyway
Now all you dumbass boomers will know what its like living paycheck to paycheck

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Dow should find a hold and resistance at 14,000
Approximately the end of April/beginning of May

How fucked am I if most of my money is in a savings account in a bank?

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after 2:30 PM, (when I was there in 2010) the circuit breakers do not turn off.

Can't short it if no one will buy

Now that's what I'm talking about. A real entry level.

You know nothing of burgers fucking eurofag.

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damn that looks good

very

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Oh you were pretty fucked long before that pesky bank account. That’ll soon be a forgotten thing of the past