JAPAN STOCK MARKET IT CRASHING!!!
HALT LIMITS WILL TRIGGER AND NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO TRADE!
GOVERNMENT GOING BANKRUPT TRYING TO PREVENT CRASH!
JAPAN STOCK MARKET IT CRASHING!!!
People want cash. And toilet paper.
calm down schizo
>literally actually happening
>schizo
Ahem:
1. Death to usa!
2. Death to nato!
3. Death to eu!
And death to anglo-shitery :)
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>shit finally hits the fan for once
>OMG CALM DOWN SCHIZO
I wish this was just schizo ramblings and not an actual market collapse.
All these niggas telling me to calm down, is making me panic.
I JUST SAW THE JAPANESE GOVT TRYING TO TAKE OUT MONEY FROM THE ATM
GOOD
FUCK INTERCONNECTED WORLD ECONOMY
FUCK GLOBALISM
FUCK YOU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Absolutely based!
based.
omega based.
This. Let it all burn. Just don't own any debt, stocks or bonds and you'll be fine
>Do not be alarmed citizen
>Everything is going according to plan
>The Federal Reserve will pump the market
>We will lower interest rates
>Do. Not. Panic.
There's no more lower to go.
relax. the DOW futures came back up to -1,048
Holy crap. This is a real country with real humans running things unlike Afrimerica. I'm scared.
Shut up kike. We are crashing your world.
PUTS ON SPY ALL THE WAY DOWN NIGGERS!
Soon it won't matter which you wipe your ass with.
hey guys can anybody tell me real quick if anime is CANCELLED?
Governments can never go bankrupt. Such a legal figure does not apply to governments. It doesnt matter if they run our of money like Greece or Lebanon, that is not bankruptcy.
>See? Its going green!
>Everything is fine. :)
You obviously don't know history and that the Bronze Age collapse was the result of economic deflation or that the Louisiana Purchase was a result of Napoleon's empire going bankrupt and him needs money. Governments just flood the market and large corporations with tax payer money, if that runs out the whole economy is fucked. Expect massive layoffs and the balkanization of America and the rise of the Christian Identity Camp of Saints militia in the West particularly in America. Also once China goes bankrupt they will invade the US along with Russia, this is the Gog and Magog invasion prophesied in Revelation 20.
1488! Hail Victory!
The Dow still hasn't recovered from the coronavirus panic sell of 2 weeks ago. Wait till it really crashes.
Ruh roh
needing*
Fuck the economy, fuck your money and fuck the market.
Don't worry Anime LOLIS are naked,willing and SAFE
>yfw you are not in stock market, you don't have bank account, you grow your own food, you earn money by getting it directly in your hands, not over bank account
Get ready to be hungry faggots.
Quick! Japan needs to import more niggers NOW!
well shit, unironically here we go lads
based. global depression is unironically a good thing and not to be feared.
I was worried there for a second.
>he thinks interest rates can't go lower than zero
It's time to use up some of that fiscal policy we saved up and cut corporate taxes and repatriate cash from over seas. Oh wait trump already did that he'll probably ask the fed to take rates to 0
NOOOOOOOOOOO
SAVE ME OLYMPICS PLEASE
B&R
checked and kekd
Can someone that isn't a brainlet tell me how fucked we are
>OH MY GOD JAPANESE GOVERMENT IS GOING BANKRUPT
Its already bankrupt. Its put all of its eggs in the Olympics and those are going to either be canceled or no one is going to attend
Niggas, Fuck your Nipon
If you have cash in the bank get it out ASAP!
That is all.
Should have banned chinks 2 months earlier, you greedy fuck.
Domino effect worldwide, foreign investors pull out of Japan, new depression, millions layed off, collapse of the middle class, America balkanized. Jesus Christ returns.
that was a joke, DOW FUTURES are DOWN +4%, which is insane when trading isn't even open!
MEGA KEK
wtf a japanese stock exchange just flew over my house
fucking BASED
Im not worried
This. Faggots who dont understand moving averages and long term bond yields keep shilling for the system and giving out shit advice.
don't lose your way
ANPRIM TIME
GUNGA GINGA WE NEED BUILD SMOKEHOUSE FOR LONGNOSE, TRIBAL WARS NOW
Do not panic, it is only the destruction of the fiat monetary system
depends on your resources and dependencies really.
what's likely going to happen this year:
>escalation in the middle east
>governments treating the corona outbreak as a national threat
>stock market crash => possibly hyperinflation
>economic crisis becomes financial crisis
and from there you can further speculate. if you live from paycheck to paycheck, you are likely not going to like what's going to happen soon.
if you're a welfare nigger, expect some harsh measures to kick in.
if you've got your own land, if you're independent from the global economy then this won't really affect you that much. however be sure to stay safe.
>futures
trade every hour of every day
the stock markets will be opening limit-down in a little under 12 hours
Australia Btfo
Checked
Has that ever happened before?
tfw you're poor and get to watch the world burn without personal commitment.
Fuck globalism
Buy more DVD players!!!
2020 is forecasted for 0% growth now. The market was priced for around 9% growth so we still have a little father down to go. We should be back to normal by next year.
She has a point doesn't she?
Hate to say it but Trump tried to take too much credit for his "booming economy".
He's going to be a one term president.
>NOW IS OUR TIME
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We are not too fucked, I mean cash will lose all value probably while they quantitatively ease us into hyperinflation and then you can pay off all of your loans and mortgage with the wheelbarrow of fed notes it costs to buy a sandwich, it will be like a debt jubilee but with far more suicides, but its going to be pretty great, dont kill yourself and buy some PMs
>Not using percentages
>Implying its Trumps fault
No eggs? :)
What will be will be