/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1768

>THEY FUCKING LOCKED DOWN SÃO PAULO AND ESTABILISHED MARTIAL LAW
>IBOVESPA DOWN 4K POINTS
>JUST NOW ON NATIONAL TV
BROS THIS ISN'T HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO END I DON'T WANT TO DIE

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,703 (3,098) ► International 29,020 (704): Italy 7,375 (366) S. Korea 7,313 (50) Iran 6,566 (194) France 1,126 (19) D. Princess 696 (7) Spain 643 (17) Japan 502 (7) USA 489 (19) Switzerland 337 (2) UK 273 (3) Netherlands 265 (3) H. Kong 115 (3) Australia 80 (3) Iraq 60 (6) Thailand 50 (1) Egypt 55 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) S. Marino 36 (1) Philippines 10 (1) Argentina 12 (1) Germany 1,040 Sweden 203 Belgium 200 Norway 175 Singapore 150 Austria 104 Malaysia 99 Bahrain 85 Greece 73 Canada 64 Kuwait 64 Iceland 55 UAE 45 India 40 Denmark 35 Lebanon 32 Czechia 31 Portugal 30 Vietnam 30 Israel 25 Finland 24 Ireland 21 Algeria 20 Brazil 25 Palestine 19 Russia 17 Oman 16 Slovenia 16 Qatar 15 Romania 15 Ecuador 14 Georgia 13 Croatia 12 S. Arabia 11 Poland 11Macao 10 Estonia 10 Azerbaijan 9 Chile 8 Mexico 7 Pakistan 7 Hungary 7 Belarus 6 Indonesia 6 Peru 6 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 C. Rica 5 French Guiana 5 Slovakia 5 Afghanistan 4 Senegal 4 Bulgaria 4 Latvia 3 Macedonia 3 Bangladesh 3 Bosnia 3 Malta 3 S. Africa 3 Cambodia 2 Morocco 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Maldives 2 Tunisia 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 Serbia 1 Togo 1

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LITERALLY this is the best proof for why borders should exist Pixy you fuck

Albanian poster reveal yourself and get btfo

>younger sister got sick 4 days ago
>it gets progressively worse, think it’s just the flu
>fast forward today
>she can’t stop coughing
Please tell me I’m just paranoid.

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>THEY FUCKING LOCKED DOWN SÃO PAULO AND

Fuck off, liar.

albanian user kek

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3 days since I started predicting. Prediction is still within 2% variance.

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This guy will not survive

Everybody who replies to this comment dies of corona-chan.

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fuck coofers

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He's already dead

GET DABBED ON FLU NIGGERS

Also, captcha is a jew.

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*coof*coof*

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Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 7.375 cases - 366 FATALITIES / 37% Mortality Rate (MR);
South Korea, 7.313 cases - 50 FATALITIES / 27,8% MR;
>Iran, 6.566 cases - 194 FATALITIES / 8,3% MR;
Japan, 1.157 cases - 13 FATALITIES / 4,1% MR;
>France, 1.126 cases - 19 FATALITIES / 61,3% MR;
Germany, 1.040 cases - 0% MR;
>Spain, 666 cases (-7 in Galiza) - 17 FATALITIES / 34,7% MR;
United States, 534 cases - 21 FATALITIES / 70% MR;
>Switzerland, 332 cases - 2 FATALITIES / 40% MR;
United Kingdom, 273 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 20% MR;
>The Netherlands, 265 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 100% MR;
Sweden, 203 cases - 0% MR;
>Belgium, 200 cases - 0% MR;
Norway, 174 cases - 0% MR;
>Singapore, 150 cases - 0% MR;
Austria, 104 cases - 0% MR;
>...
Portugal, 38 cases (7 in Galiza)

99 infected countries.

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Step this way, sir

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Your shiny rocks are of no value to the hungry and scared.

Algaynia kek

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Where in the US are you, generally?

I’ve heard 5 different interviews with people who have/had coronavirus. No 2 instances are the same. Symptoms vary, duration varies, intensity varies, etc. Either this thing mutates like mad, or there’s some bullshit going on.

Its all over the US, are there already cases in your state?

>THE LIMIT HAS BEEN HIT
>FUTURES TRADING STOPPED
fucking kek tomorrow will be crazy

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Did anyone see him? He migthve gotten the virus

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HOLY SHIT CAN THE GOVERNMENT JUST SHUIT DOWN SCHOOLS BEFORE THOUSANDS GET INFECTED???AND I SWEAR TO FUCK IF THEY GO AHEAD WITH THE ST PATRICKS DAY PARADE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSDIKLUFAHWEUIRFHEWIU

youtube.com/watch?v=EMcaeMU8FTc

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Good news, if there's 2 million undetected cases, this is just a normal flu in terms of fatality rate.

OH NO WE GOT TO COCKY HAPPENINGBROS

OFF TO WORK THEY GO
>OFF TO WORK THEY GO
OFF TO WORK THEY GO
>OFF TO WORK THEY GO
OFF TO WORK THEY GO
>OFF TO WORK THEY GO
OFF TO WORK THEY GO
>OFF TO WORK THEY GO

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Get her an expectorant.

We brought this upon ourselves
Globalism destroying the natural order
In labs, pretending to be Gods
Consuming everything without care for life
Selfishness before community
Rampant and celebrated sociopaths and narcissists
Love for wealth more than charity
Sexual deviancy destroying the family
And no mass movement to stop it
This is the Flood, as it happened before

New cases in Peru
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I really hope that you fuckers prepped. It's going to be a silent spring if even half of you die.

Delaware
Officially no

well just contacted my work, told them i have a dry cough and some shortness of breath, they said to come to work tomorrow. I work in a post op womens surgery unit. They are all older women 60's 70's 80's. This whole country is about to lose a buuunch of people.

Please Corona-chan.
I beg you.
I don't want to be a NEET for the rest of my life.
I want to graduate a have a job.
I'm still a virgin.
I want a GF.
The semester started two weeks ago, and I have finally started talking to the girl I like.
Now I can't talk to her in person just because they closed all universities.
She's now in her town, about 50km from mine.
Now I'm stuck in my room scrolling Yas Forums every single day.
Also my parents are at risk.
There are only a dozen of ICU beds in my shithole in the South.

PLEASE STOP I DON'T WANT TO DIE ALONE PLEASE STOP FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>tfw you get coronavirus

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CIRCUIT BREAKERS ENGAGED
CIRCUIT BREAKERS ENGAGED

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I wanna eat corona chans asshole

you feel me homies?

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RIP IN PEACE YUPPIES

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Invest in tendies now before the show tomorrow, afterwards you won't be affording them for a long time.

I'm sure she'd be more than happy to peg you.

Or, trying to flee the city

>the Corona virus is a nothing burger!

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we got 1000 cases and our schools are open, we are going to die

UP FIVE PERCENT
ECONOMY IS KILL

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user, you have to try to survive. I'll meet with you when shtf and we'll travel to Japan, get anime and then get revenge on the rich in the bunkers and live out the rest of our lives in New Zealand

Preparation isn't a guarantee for survival, either.
Those of us who live in cities are just as likely to be shanked for beans.

RIP TED CRUZ

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First Poortugese guy to get the virus is now clean just a few days later, didn't do any treatment or had any medication.

Travel in and out of the area, as well as within the area, will only be possible in response to "duly verified professional requirements, emergency situations, or for health reasons"
People with symptoms of respiratory disease and fever of 37.5 Celsius or above are strongly encouraged to stay at home and limit social contact as much as possible, and contact their doctor
Avoid gathering
All schools and universities must be closed
All museums and places of culture will be closed
All cultural, religious or festive events are suspended
Cinemas, pubs, theaters, dance schools, game rooms, casinos, nightclubs and other similar places shall remain closed
All sporting events and competitions are suspended
Ski resorts are closed until further notice
Swimming pools, sports halls, thermal baths, cultural centers and wellness centers must suspend their activities
Bars and restaurants can remain open from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. provided they respect the safety distance of at least 1 meter between customers - this provision also concerns other commercial activities
Shopping centers and department stores must remain closed on public holidays and the days preceding them
Places of worship remain open, provided that the safety distance of at least 1 meter is respected, but religious ceremonies (marriage, baptism) are prohibited until further notice

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explain to me why there are so few recoveries

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>Something sketchy going on at LifeCare
Hire the 13% when you warehouse your elderly, reap the perfectly predictable outcome.

Last time I ever fucking listen to Yas Forums. “Bitcoin is a store of value,” they said.

As long as the powers still running I'll be here to watch the world burn with you glorious bastards

Rate my PrEP bois

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sauce or fake and gay

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>be shanked for beans.

lol'ed

Yas Forums is going mental

Because CCP lies about the number of recovered. Lol

In the end, we all die alone.

You can't leave from certain cities expect for work

illness can last a month

>about 50km from mine.

Drive there.
Call her on the phone to check out if she's okay.
Offer her some pasta or pizza.

Shouldn't bonds be a safe Haven during crisis?

Albania just confirmed 2 first cases

YOU'VE THOUGHT ME GONE

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Nothing will stop Bobo now.

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Stop larping.

China is buying gold for a reason, this virus was released for a reason. If you havent figured out why yet, then you need to stfu & listen very carefully. Buy gold claims immediately, do you fucking understand what I'm saying to you faggots. Buy gold claims immediately

If it’s not in Delaware yet, seems to me the likelihood of you catching it is pretty low. Obviously take regular precautionary measures

B T F O

That schoolkid is going to screw us all senpai.
Think of all the kids, their parents, their school bus driver, any sibling that takes packed public transport...
Get the hell out of Lima.

Seeing pink on Yas Forums makes my dick hard desu senpai

Prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations, when it's going to require 20m+...

Yeah, good luck with that shit. Fuck, I'm glad I'm healthy and under 50.

thanks
>Bars and restaurants can remain open from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. provided they respect the safety distance of at least 1 meter between customers - this provision also concerns other commercial activities
>Places of worship remain open, provided that the safety distance of at least 1 meter is respected, but religious ceremonies (marriage, baptism) are prohibited until further notice

problematic.

i swear to god if corona kills me and im still a virgin ima haunt every motherfucker thats still alive when it dies down

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>RUNS IN YOUR HOUSE.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SICKY UH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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They are possibly just not being reported, but that is cope.

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Because it's unrecoverable. The virus hides in your nervous system and you get sick again until you die.

Based

ABSOLUTE CHAOS

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they're either dead or fighting it.

rate my prep boys

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congratz

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>shanghai
they didnt even have a quarantine

>14 new cases in Israel
show the bodies then. The rotting jew bodies. Then I'll believe.

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cool song

is travel restricted inside the quarantine? like residence to residence visits?

Explain this!

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It's too soon.

Wear a mask. Even a cloth/fabric will protect you.

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Not even the fucking system itself can stop the bear. THE BEAR WILL REIGN SUPREME, FUCK BULLS

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how safe are they, from corona i mean

amtrak station and chinese bus stop on 4th street in wilmington will be the epicenter

Bonds safety is in the stability and legitimacy of the government. Once systems both state and federal are gonna get inevitably overwhelmed they might start defaulting

The Feds have been dragging their feet to contain this compared to other countries, it's crazy. China may be fucked, Italy may be fucked, but other than that I think we're gonna be OK. Think about it, the mortality rate is 2.5% and disproportionately kills old people so that means that the most productive people are still able to work and the children are OK, so the demographic impact is very muted. What's the panic about? How is this any different from Swine or Bird flu?

just be ready to arm yourself and go take what you want, women included. Soon, you will be able to. If you aren't a massive faggot, that is.

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>black
11/10 completely safe

>northern italy quarantined
>french politicians infected
>italian politicians infected
>multiple prison riots
>ted cruz in quarantine, 2/3 of US congress exposed at same event he was
>every fucking financial market melting down
>shitloads of new cases and deaths everywhere
>france bans large gatherings
>English FA meeting to consider empty stadiums
>more shit I can't keep up with

THIS IS THE DAY THE WORLD OFFICIALLY FREAKS OUT

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>ctrl+f "nothingburger"
>0 hits
>ctrl+f "nothing burger"
>2 hits mocking nothingburger fags
shills and normies btfo

“Makes you think”

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a mindset like yours is the main problem

I dont know how i am alive

if China is covering up millions of deaths, why aren't there also millions of people dying in Japan, Korea, or Italy? There's no way they could cover up millions of deaths in those countries because they have free open internets. So this is total bullshit. What, 1000 cases in America? 1000 people out of 300 million. This is NOTHING!

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 14 (FOURTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 14 (FOURTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 14 (FOURTEEN) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE AT THE END OF THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
ONLY A HANDFUL OF CASES HAVE CLAIMED INCUBATION PERIODS BEYOND THIS AND CANNOT BE VERIFIED.
YOU MADE IT, IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

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>all my co-workers with kids
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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CORONA-CHAN CONFIRMED AT MY UNIVERSITY - RIP COLUMBIA U, ESCAPE FROM NYC WHILE STILL POSSIBLE AAAAAAA

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IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN

2 INFECTED? HAHAHAHAHAHAH BTFO

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What's he saying?

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Real answer is that the vast majority of reported cases are the most severe ones. And if it gets bad enough that you need to be hospitalized, it takes around 2-3 weeks to recover at least. So there is a significant lag time at play here. Expect the recoveries to jump up after a week or two... but the new cases will jump even more

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Why didn't you prep? Why is everyone waiting until the last moment? 50kg of flour costs a mere fucking 25€ and will last you (1 person) a decent amount of time. You can easily prep for over a month with 100€, way longer for more & especially if you decide to be frugal and reduce the quantity of food that you eat.

While this is true, it's still better to have a chance in the first place, rather than not have any chance at all. Don't let anyone know that you've prepped. You should've mail ordered a month or two ago, or went for many smaller purchases, not to raise any suspicion.

Godspeed, user.

I swear I’m going to fucking kill these bugs in Minecraft

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>school of Pitkäjärvi in Kangasala Binland, shut down for confirmed cases of the virus
>its estimated that 90 people may have been exposed
I ate at a restaurant literally across the street yesterday and a pack of schoolboys were present. I think there was coofing. Anons i should have known better than to eat in a public place. I have all the tuna in the world, but i thought it was far away still. Im fucked, frens

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Why even take the risk of catching it? Isolate and bunker. Even if you get it, a huge % of survivors have serious medical conditions for the rest of their lives.

From SARS one particular condition I remember was survivors had necrotizing femurs. They had to use wheelchairs for the rest of their lives.

Is this actually true?I heard that fabric will just catch he fibers and make you more likely to breath it in later.

B... but... it's just the flu, bro!

Have you prepped like we told you to? Water, canned goods, and toilet paper will buy you plenty of top tier pussy.
I'm planning to lose my virginity when all hell breaks loose. Gonna buy myself a nice petite girl with some double ply.

You'd hope this would be the case following china's response. The problem is if they keep access with the rest of the world it renders all their effort worthless.

Nikkei under 20k
If Corona-chan does not kill Japan the markets will

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old people don't count

Great meme lol

bitchute.com/video/Cyp8HJRkGuQ3/

Dutch and Italians confirmed not white.

why the fuck isn't Germany being shut down like Italy
I don't wanna be infected by some retard

WELCOME TO THE PARTY

Elderly Iranian man with the coronavirus falls over in front of a hospital, the hospital can't take him because there aren't enough beds.

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"I'm a nurse with a meme PhD."

quarantinepilled and rapebowpilled/10

And every hour more and more news rolls in of equal huge implications.

Yes, that's why the fabric shouldn't be used as long as the masks.

Normal illnesses are like that, you have to take general trends from it.

>global stock markets crashing with no survivors
>an unstoppable plauge will kill millions and cause massive panic that will kill more and if the virus reaches the bat populations in brazil, its all over
>not even ((they)) will survive
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

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what happens when employees at major ISP's and NOCs stop coming or cant get to work?

what are you guys going to do when cloudflare goes down?

0 travel to and from the island.

They'll be the new master race.

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2 infected in 3 world country like yours means 2000

please survive. I want to do vaction on the Philippines

AAAAAAH
IM
COOOMING

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Cruz is self-isolating, not quarantined.

go to sauna

i started taking multiple grams of ascorbic acid, in powder form, daily also quit smoking for a week now, but if it's just gonna prolong the inevitable what's the point of not smoking?

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youtube.com/watch?v=kLp_Hh6DKWc
It's just going to keep getting faster and faster and faster.
I went the route of lots of small purchases.
I'm also better armed than 99% of people here, so...

I was outside travelling through NRW today. didnt see anyone with a mask.

How long for these?

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>Roaches: 94%
Press X to doubt
[x]

luckily next week coronachan is gonna iincrease so much that normie parents are gonna force vizcarrata to close schools, that will give us some time for now...

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I live next door fo pic related and there's been A LOT of activity around here for days now. ABC, CBS, NBC, WGN have been showing up here all weekend. The environmental clean up people are all weird.

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When are we getting an official coronavirus anthem like we had with ebola?
youtube.com/watch?v=1712qm0iuVY

It causes a bloody pneumonia, leading to other organs failure. Even if you are fit as a fiddle if you get a pneumonia you're gonna need a lot of care and strong meds to get better, not a guarantee once the healthcare infrastructure starts getting all the quicker overwhelmed without China flooding the market with cheap supplies

>on suicide watch

Kek

#infecteeswelcome

There it is, LET THE COPE BEGIN. MOVE THE GOALPOSTS

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Good point.

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Remember the identification item for IRL

WE'VE GONE EXPONENTIAL WORLDWIDE

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I know nothing about markets, seems this bond thing bottoming out has been a trend for a long time.

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You have no power here

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Didn't eugene get famous for saying its just a flu?

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Who else got a Corona warning on Tinder a few days ago?

Coronachan is Chemo, she will kill the cancer and we will all rise again

lmao

The lockdown worked. But no other place is going to lockdown that fully, so it's going to be much worse in the rest of the world than it ever got in China, ironically. Also, there'll be a second wave in China when it starts being re-imported to their country from the rest of the world, unless they do 28 day quarantine one every traveler to China, which is unlikely.

My family thinks I'm crazy for prepping. But I bet they'll eat my food when shit goes down.

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33% of people have no fear of the coronavirus. LOL the panic hasn't even begun yet.

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lol go coof on your boss and spit on his door handles. The HR department, too.

you are going to work until the end
I got an exam next week. Should I wear a mask?
I am near Heinsberg

Corona u little hoe. Stop spreading >.

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REMINDER THAT COLLEGE CAMPUSES ARE RETURNING FROM SPRING BREAK THIS WEEK. EXPECT AN EXPLOSION OF CORONA IN THE USA.

it'll go negative soon

You're fucking retarded

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NRW is fucked. In Koln?

Good. Stay with us, user.

because the infection rate is insane, and since the virus never goes away it keeps steadily hitting your immune system until death.

Once you're injefect you're living on borrowed time.

video showing a bunch of covid kids dead

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You're lucky because you have the best health care in all of Europe.
And the easiest availability of non voluntary living organ donors.

We can all envision the majestic Albanian municipal police descending from a thousand helicopters across Tirana to deal with corona on time.

Good luck, though.

I'm gonna wait for you to starve then I'm gonna use your gold to make musket balls

Does the UK have the less aggressive strain or more aggressive strain of coronachan?

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