/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1767

6 new cases in Egypt.

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>THEY FUCKING LOCKED DOWN SÃO PAULO AND ESTABILISHED MARTIAL LAW
>IBOVESPA DOWN 4K POINTS
>JUST NOW ON NATIONAL TV
BROS THIS ISN'T HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO END I DON'T WANT TO DIE

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,703 (3,098) ► International 29,020 (704): Italy 7,375 (366) S. Korea 7,313 (50) Iran 6,566 (194) France 1,126 (19) D. Princess 696 (7) Spain 643 (17) Japan 502 (7) USA 489 (19) Switzerland 337 (2) UK 273 (3) Netherlands 265 (3) H. Kong 115 (3) Australia 80 (3) Iraq 60 (6) Thailand 50 (1) Egypt 55 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) S. Marino 36 (1) Philippines 10 (1) Argentina 12 (1) Germany 1,040 Sweden 203 Belgium 200 Norway 175 Singapore 150 Austria 104 Malaysia 99 Bahrain 85 Greece 73 Canada 64 Kuwait 64 Iceland 55 UAE 45 India 40 Denmark 35 Lebanon 32 Czechia 31 Portugal 30 Vietnam 30 Israel 25 Finland 24 Ireland 21 Algeria 20 Brazil 25 Palestine 19 Russia 17 Oman 16 Slovenia 16 Qatar 15 Romania 15 Ecuador 14 Georgia 13 Croatia 12 S. Arabia 11 Poland 11Macao 10 Estonia 10 Azerbaijan 9 Chile 8 Mexico 7 Pakistan 7 Hungary 7 Belarus 6 Indonesia 6 Peru 6 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 C. Rica 5 French Guiana 5 Slovakia 5 Afghanistan 4 Senegal 4 Bulgaria 4 Latvia 3 Macedonia 3 Bangladesh 3 Bosnia 3 Malta 3 S. Africa 3 Cambodia 2 Morocco 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Maldives 2 Tunisia 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 Serbia 1 Togo 1

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guys is everything going to be okay?

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so what do we think the actual numbers are in china? its obvious theyre covering it up and seeing the rates in italy id imagine its well into 100,000+

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>UPDATE OP
UPDATE OP
>UPDATE OP
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>UPDATE OP
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>UPDATE OP

Pennsylvania man who traveled to West Palm Beach, Palm Beach County, Florida to the Palm Beach County Convention Center on 2/28/2020 tested positive for Coronavirus or NOVID-19. Palm Beach County Convention Center is 2 and a half miles from Mar-a-Lago, where President Trump is currently residing at the time of this posting.

CORONAVIRUS IS LITERALLY MINUTES FROM TRUMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UPDATE THE OP THIS SHIT IS CRAZY

palmbeachpost.com/news/20200308/coronavirus-pbc-says-man-who-attended-convention-center-tested-positive

>pic related
Target in West Palm Beach - shelving for cleaning supplies EMPTY AS FUCK

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whats that telegram group?

Yeah probably.

SARS-CoV-2:
>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation (14 days +).
>3. Can spread during asymptomatic incubation.
>4. May infect the CNS and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. It also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.
>8. Mortality increases exponentially with age, protect your parents and grandparents.
Takeaways -
Do not respond to memeflags
Do not respond to Reddit spacers
Do not respond to tripfags
Do not respond to namefags

These attention-whores and validation-seekers ruin everything they touch with their faggotry and your responses feed their egos.

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fuck coofers

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need sauce

Got any proof Alexandre?

>economy crashing
>infection uncontrollable
>lowest estimates of death in the US is 480,000
>politicians infected
>not enough ICU beds
>it’s not even the middle of March

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Long term: yes.
Short term: no.

Fuck minnesota,
They are probably not gonna take any practical measures to protect themselves.
They are gonna infect the Beautiful North Dakota.
Things are only gonna get worse.

THE WORLD IS FALLING APART

Just another threadly reminder that those who get infected first get ICU care first

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t.me/coronavirus_timeline

frick offffff sauce

Gary is Xi dead?

youtube.com/watch?v=Kas0tIxDvrg

Probably millions. The spread started in December

>is everything going to be okay?
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT.

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Nope :D

Here is another telegram for mixed news. The first one is cases and deaths only.
t.me/COVID19Up

It's in the OP.

@coronavirus_timeline

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As long as you don't mind poverty and death everything will be fine.

Embrace nurgles gift

Embrace the pestilence

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I hope and pray that it will be available before shit goes to hell

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HOW THE FUCK CAN I PROVIDE SAUCE IF IT WAS IN THE NATIONAL TV
ANYWAY, IN A FEW MINUTES SOMEONE WILL UPLOAD SOMETHING

The pays cash only line is cringe

LOL based black ballers gonna party like crazy while you dumb whites play it safe

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Why isnt every major Chinese city fucked right now? I'm having a breakdown.

more importantly will i get to play the new DOOM

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Here in north Florida, a bunch of Blackhawks just flew towards the airport.

Define "okay"

thanks

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It was at 3802 two hours ago. I know I use this website nothingburger.today/

just try man that is important and youre breaking the fucking news to the rest of the world

Broward County is NOT Palm Beach County.

Corona-chan, why are you delaying my anime?

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Instead of hyping up this nothing burger you should be honing your skills to become the king of games, Yas Forums!

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Obrigado. Stay safe huebro.

Just got off the phone with a healthcare hotline, she lied to me, told me I'm fine but also isolate.
Apparently it's very hard to catch according to the Hotline.
Have to be in a room with infected for 2 hours to catch it.

>dumbfuck girl flies out of Italy and then takes a train cross-state
Well it was a nice run everyone.

going which way n or s

No, it would be for the 4th of July in the US.

Still waiting for politicians to die like flies.

>workmate who has been on holiday for the last 1.5 weeks called in sick today with flu-like symptoms
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

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youtube.com/watch?v=xZbKHDPPrrc

I want to cry, scream, and laugh all at the same time but I literally can't emotionally process it because my own death is on the doorstep. I don't have any substances to abuse like alcohol or drugs.

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bahahahaha

>100 cases last sunday
>564 cases this sunday
>21 deaths only 8 recovered

This will continue to creep and explode exponentially in the united states. and here is why:

1. Our testing is not matching our infection rate. The only reason we know about this 600 cases is testing. It's likely Thousands are infect by now. Every person can infect 2-3 people per day.

2. Gov. isn't taking it seriously and even if they did our government is so dysfunctional it would never be able to react in time.

Based off current numbers
80% - will have a mild illness.
15% - will be quite ill.
5% - Critical and need medical help.

So for every 1 million people 800,000 will be mildly sick., 150,000 will be very sick, and 50,000 will need serious help

Will the testing and containment slow it down before we get to that point? I don't think so. We're past that point.

Our hospitals will be overwhelmed in a few weeks.

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>tfw want to believe it's the end times but too jaded to be hopeful

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Guys send TP.

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NEWSFLASH MORONS

98% of people survive

WHAT IS THE SECRET OF THE TOILET PAPER!!!!!!!!!!
I only have 3.5 rolls, how fucked am IIIIIIIIIIIII

Asking again:
worldometers.info/world-population/china-population/

Any user know how reliable is the site? Wuhan is supposed to have 11,8 million people but here it says less than 10 million

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>This will continue to creep and explode exponentially in the united states.

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>WHAT IS THE SECRET OF THE TOILET PAPER!!!!!!!!!!
i honestly don't know,

>be me
>get coofed on by a fucking iranian

Im fucked

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you are the lucky 2%

just use the hose, it's basically a bidet. Just try not to spray your shit all over the place.

Im supposed to fly to Hawaii in a week for vacation. Am I safe? Will i be quarantined in paradise for 14 days?

Germany stronk

I can't be the only guy who uses maybe one roll a month. I'll go ask Yas Forums

Name my band Yas Forumsacks

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Watching this shit unfold is like playing Plague Inc on easy mode

DAS RITE

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What's the difference between p100 pink and p100 gray/pink?

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uk.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

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After the happening squares will be used as currency.

No.
There will be no one left.

Absolutely fine it's a burger made of nothing.

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Larp.

Toilet paper is the ultimate middle ground between facial tissues and paper towel.

More Jews in Broward County than Israel.

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Thats bullshit user, chongqing is much bigger than shanghai

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It'll be closer to 80%, if we're only counting deaths from the virus itself and not from the knock-on effects thereafter.

Rate my PrEP boyz

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post the chink sprayers going down the street

Should I go to school tomorrow? One girl there is already infected and I don't want to get sick and spread it to my 92 year old grandma

user this is it a once in a lifetime event. The supply lines that feed the global economy have already been cut and now OPEC is basically kill and involved in a price war.
Its all here user so you better enjoy it.
youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

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Yes, it will. It's just a flu.

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China isnt communist in the practice you fucking retard,they are hardcore capitalists

Anyone knows where can i find a graph of the infections in italy ? I'm trying to predict what will happen to my shittier country in a few weeks. Thank you!

My moms, uncle, and grandma live in Palm Beach. Time to raise the drawbridge so browntown can't come loot.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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The big guys

>Every person can infect 2-3 people per day.
It doesn't work that way. Rule ofthumb for a lot of diseases is 20/80, meaning 20% of infected cause 80% of infections.
With SARS that number was even more skewed due to superspreaders. Most people won't cause any secondary infection

Not wiping your ass can cause cholera and other infections resulting in anal fissures and sepsis of the anus which is painful.

I go through one roll just via masturbating. I don't know how many I go through via shitting.

the color

Mist people who have Corona have recovered

Anything China related is not reliable.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restrictions_on_geographic_data_in_China

>PCS ORDERS TO AND FROM KOREA HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED
PCS ORDERS TO AND FROM KOREA HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED
> PCS ORDERS TO AND FROM KOREA HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED
PCS ORDERS TO AND FROM KOREA HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED

10 YEAR YIELD 0.5%
>30 YEAR YIELD 0.995%
10 YEAR YIELD 0.5%
>30 YEAR YIELD 0.995%
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>30 YEAR YIELD 0.995%
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>30 YEAR YIELD 0.995%
10 YEAR YIELD 0.5%
>30 YEAR YIELD 0.995%
10 YEAR YIELD 0.5%
>30 YEAR YIELD 0.995%
10 YEAR YIELD 0.5%
>30 YEAR YIELD 0.995%
10 YEAR YIELD 0.5%
>30 YEAR YIELD 0.995%
10 YEAR YIELD 0.5%
>30 YEAR YIELD 0.995%
10 YEAR YIELD 0.5%
>30 YEAR YIELD 0.995%

HOLY FUCK ITS OFFICIALLY FUCKING HAPPENING

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farewell stupid, shouldn't have come out of the house

CORONA FREE

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No.

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>One girl there is already infected
definitely not. I am still considering whether i should go or not as my class is usually only like 10 people on monday. Definitely won't take public transport.

pink=homo
grey=asexual

>I don't have any substances to abuse like alcohol or drugs.
well there's your problem

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Ireland is gonna have a new case confirmed in a day or two. My little brother works security in a pharmacy and he's come down with a big fever, he's coughing, dizzy and tired. Called a doctor and he said told him to call back if he's still feeling ill later. Virus is in Cork. Mind yourselves.

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I bought 6 rolls middle of December...I just started on my 4th roll. Can’t imagine what people are doing to go thru that shit so quick

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The most capitalist people pn earth struggling under a command economy

>Bat population in Brazil is infected with rabies
>Corona-chan is zoonisis
>Already can hide inside neurons
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOR

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>11,8 million people
Sorry. Never heard of the guy.

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Only a German would ask this question. Stay home you retard what the fuck are you thinking

What is the riddle of steel?

>Healthy 30 year old
twitter.com/FYang_EP/status/1236723843097649154?s=20
>my physician colleague has worsening coronavirus #COVID19 . Gilead reps said they don't have access to the drug trial on weekends. Please help. Contact me please. Healthy 30 yr old male with sudden, rapidly progressing resp failure. (posted with permission).

>9 month old
twitter.com/FYang_EP/status/1236724750455578630?s=20
>My colleague has a 9 month old child. This is NOT your regular FLU. Any physician who says "this is just the flu but a 'little bit worse' " is dead wrong. An abundance of precaution is needed at this time. If anyone (China?) has advice on what to do next for this patient #EPeeps

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what's your favorite porn site nigga

You need to start cumming into a washable towel or something. Honestly I don't know how you can fap at all right now, I can't get boners when I have this much doom anxiety.

Any info on Honduras, we are having LOTS of possible reports here

Man I wish I could have found grey ones, I got the big gay pink ones

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Read the last entry in the >NEWS section.

what the fuck no

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Oil futures WTI
>3.6 Roentgen. Not great not terrible

investing.com/charts/futures-charts

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I'm so happy that i'll get to see some yuppies commit suicide

>PCS ORDERS TO AND FROM KOREA HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED
PCS ORDERS TO AND FROM KOREA HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED
>PCS ORDERS TO AND FROM KOREA HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED
PCS ORDERS TO AND FROM KOREA HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED
>PCS ORDERS TO AND FROM KOREA HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED
PCS ORDERS TO AND FROM KOREA HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED
>PCS ORDERS TO AND FROM KOREA HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED
PCS ORDERS TO AND FROM KOREA HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED

who the fuck puts a rug in the bathroom

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Young people are fucked too?

Whoever made that edit doesn't understand how reflections work.

Only women play Animal Crossing

>Authoritarian
>Capitalist
You can only choose to be one of these, they don't match.

It has less than 10 million now...

HOLY MOTHER OF KEK

BUT MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
>BUT MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
BUT MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
>BUT MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
BUT MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
>BUT MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
BUT MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
>BUT MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
BUT MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
>BUT MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
BUT MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY
>BUT MUH V-SHAPED RECOVERY

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wheezer

>implying im not a woman

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>I'm next door in Waterford
FUUUCCKKK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Gary causes newfags to show their hand

The world will recover. Eventually. But now we fall.

>a graph of the infections in italy ?
pic

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>incubation period of 5-6 days
wat

Is it true the virus tests negative with current CDC testing protocols? As in you can have it and get a false negative?

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>DOW Crashing
>Liberals using this to smear Trump and hyping it up as a world ender
>Conservatives pretending its nothing to spite the liberals and refusal to admit Trump is doing anything wrong

Its so tiresome. Liberals believe its a nothingburger and are just trying to leverage the fear to smear Trump. Conservatives think its something but by fucking god they refuse to admit it because that would mean Trump fucked up.

We are on the verge of a catastrophe the likes of which only happens every few centuries and all these fucking cocksuckers are focused on their partisan bullshit.

Anyone who fucking pretends both parties aren't at fault for this is a goddamned shill who only serves to make things worse. Everyone in the government is to blame for this.

No. I'm really worried about Barbados, laos and Honduras desu. I really want them to be okay

Oh no not cheap petrol

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 7.375 cases - 366 FATALITIES / 37% Mortality Rate (MR);
South Korea, 7.313 cases - 50 FATALITIES / 27,8% MR;
>Iran, 6.566 cases - 194 FATALITIES / 8,3% MR;
Japan, 1.157 cases - 13 FATALITIES / 4,1% MR;
>France, 1.126 cases - 19 FATALITIES / 61,3% MR;
Germany, 1.040 cases - 0% MR;
>Spain, 666 cases (-7 in Galiza) - 17 FATALITIES / 34,7% MR;
United States, 534 cases - 21 FATALITIES / 70% MR;
>Switzerland, 332 cases - 2 FATALITIES / 40% MR;
United Kingdom, 273 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 20% MR;
>The Netherlands, 265 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 100% MR;
Sweden, 203 cases - 0% MR;
>Belgium, 200 cases - 0% MR;
Norway, 174 cases - 0% MR;
>Singapore, 150 cases - 0% MR;
Austria, 104 cases - 0% MR;
>...
Portugal, 38 cases (7 in Galiza)

99 infected countries.

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Wonder if his colleague is a chink.

RIP Canadian dollar.

carpet used to be really expensive up to the late 70s or so and then people thought it would be a status symbol to carpet their bathrooms

>rthe virgin self quarantine

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COCKY ALBANIA GOT CORONED
>COCKY ALBANIA GOT CORONED

COCKY ALBANIA GOT CORONED
>COCKY ALBANIA GOT CORONED

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>Honestly I don't know how you can fap at all right now, I can't get boners when I have this much doom anxiety.

Same.

>As in you can have it and get a false negative?
This is possible yes, some say 10-15% of the times.

Gib milkers

>ted cruz quarantined

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worrying will not make it better,just buy jameson 0.7 cheap and make hot toddy its really good, dont overodo it tho

What's a PCS order?

ALBANIANS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Basically the whole US is going to be like Hubei and Wuhan because there's no serious attempt to quarantine anything whatsoever.

>pol
NEWFAG

Is there any research on 'recovered' patient lungs? Or is that the last thing they would do to keep their just a flu narrative?

Poor Zodiac-Chan

Instead of making the test only look for SARS-CoV-2, the made it also test for the earlier SARS and MERS viruses and fucked up.

THEY'RE FIGHTING HARD BUT THEY KNOW THEY CAN'T KEEP UP

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THEY GOT TOO COCKY

Who doesn't have a bathroom rug? You know you can warsh it?

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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My anxiety is skyrocketing

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SMUG ALBANIAN NIGGERS BTFO
>SMUG ALBANIAN NIGGERS BTFO
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Cancel the trip. Seriously.

Get ready anons

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should be 14 right?

youtube.com/watch?v=aPRRgGOqtrM

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There isn't even a single interview with "recovered", what are you talking about?

God i hope not

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>Honduras still white
One day I'll wake up and it's gonna be fucking yellow and it will all be over dammit.

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PFFFFT AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA

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Everything is going to be just fire.

Still in trend.

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>masslive.com/boston/2020/03/coronavirus-15-new-cases-in-massachusetts-linked-to-biogen-conference-28-total-cases-now-reported.html
MASSACHUSETTS POLITICIANS ARE FUCKED

w-what does it mean?

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Far as I knew yeah.

There are 5 species of hematophagic bats in the world. Three of them live here.
Here it is a famous biologist celebrity showing how they do. He took anti-rabies vaccine soon after youtu.be/xPYAhRAAj4w

>48 hours
More like 24

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shit is so real!

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>2 YEAR YIELD 0.3%
5 YEAR YIELD 0.4%
>10 YEAR YIELD 0.5%
30 YEAR YIELD 0.995%
>2 YEAR YIELD 0.3%
5 YEAR YIELD 0.4%
>10 YEAR YIELD 0.5%
30 YEAR YIELD 0.995%
>2 YEAR YIELD 0.3%
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>10 YEAR YIELD 0.5%
30 YEAR YIELD 0.995%
>2 YEAR YIELD 0.3%
5 YEAR YIELD 0.4%
>10 YEAR YIELD 0.5%
30 YEAR YIELD 0.995%

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Durham, UK too boiz.

Two or three infectees are at the uni there and not getting tested because middle class docility.

Oh nononononono
Hahahahaha
Look at this dude
Cant wait for the albozergs to die due to their nonexsistan helthcare
Montenegro confirmed for last bastion of europe

Lol

And mine. So fukin tempted to bug out and return to the house at 2 am for supplies.

WE WERE TOO COCKY ALBANIAN BROS

>go to local kroger to get more for my prep stash
>completely out of clorox and toilet paper
>getting low on water
>take the last bits of ramen, canned vegetables, and canned meat they have
and we haven't even had a case in our town yet

take a cruise ship instead, big discount fairs available

basically.

Where's that Albanian faggot gone?

There was one with some alleged recovered Australians from the cruise ship, but they were young and only had minor symptoms

Permanent change of station, for us military

>NOT MUH HECKIN' OILRINOS!
>NOT MUH BASED BARRELS!
>NOT MUH GASOLINOS!

>no opec deal
>putin just started a price war with saudis on oil
Putin is most likely capitalizing on the coronavirus turmoil, but people will just see the plummet as oil trade.
Poor corona-chan won't get the credit she deserves.

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I feel like the official numbers are gonna SPIKE since they are now letting state labs do their own testing. Although watching New York's, and NYC press release today, they are also requesting that the feds give clearance so private labs can also perform the testing

thank god i abandoned ship, when Warren Buffett told everyone to stay the fuck away from bonds i didn't even give a thought!

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I predicted it

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We will all be judged when we receive her blessing. None shall be spared.

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WHERE'S THAT SMUG ALBANIAN POSTER
AHHAHAHAHAHA

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ALBANIA BTFO!!! THEY GOT CORONACHAN

wtf is the source on that shit

>Uncle went on a vacation to Costa Rica to avoid corona
>Hotel hes at sent out a letter to guests today that a past guest has been tested positive for corona.
>Said they might need to self quarantine when they get back
>I'm staying at there house
Well fuck

>Albania reports first 2 cases of coronavirus
oh no no no no