/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1766

ideas.repec.org/p/een/camaaa/2020-19.html
[SOURCE]

This is a nightmare

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Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY NEW cases and death ,without any shit news and other stuff

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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R8 my Corona-chan!

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watch out whocucks im gonna say say it

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That pic needs an update.

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8/8

How do we get them to admit that masks work/offer protection?

I swear to god I had to double take to figure out whether someone photoshopped a child's face onto her head

F for that Canadian user who ate Japanese pussy willingly

DEATH TO ISREAL!
8 Million and counting

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Yas Forums was right
Pic related

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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH THERE'S NO FUCKING BOTTOM REEEEEEEEE

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delete this

How are you guys calculating the nutritional needs of female captives?

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Imagine the riots and rage when people go hungry and start starving

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>economy tanking
>oil prices plummeting like a rock
>hospitals overwhelmed
>infections increasing worldwide
>multiple politicians infected
>prison riots
>panic setting in
It’s fucking happening

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Switch from user chan to user kun. Kun is used for boys, chan is for girls.

>21:09: 15 new cases in Massachusetts, United States.

fuck, any /413/ bros in here?

I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING BAD I EVER SAID ABOUT MORMANS AHHHHHHHHHH

twitter.com/UofUHealth/status/1236436124828139520

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someone please post the link to the article saying the chinks have found a cure

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Nice

No but I need the name that semen demon

keep ya hands off me mum ya cheeky little cunt m8

Holy shit how often does that guy tweet? That's absolute obsession.
How can anyone complain about Zoomers when this guy exists.

Rate my prep girls

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It is also used to mock boys

WHY CONTAIN IT?

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Westerners are too coddled for the Cold Equations medical rationing that we are about to witness. Baby boomers are going to scream bloody murder because they are the ones that best practices triage would sacrifice

When you stop posting I'll know its over

x100 fuck chinks fuck the who.

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youtu.be/2eCAphdQPck

THREAD THEME

youtu.be/2eCAphdQPck

THREAD THEME

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DJIA ~10k.

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The cure is vitamin C. Eat your oranges and you'll be fine.

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holy shit

They won't test me for it because I'm not a traveller.
RIP Australia.
Sore throat, coofing blood and thick yellow mucus, headache, fever, chills, can barely breathe.
Im mid twenties this is shit

have any anons posted illuminati game cards that reference wuhan and/or a viral pandemic?

>555

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Guys it's in Mississippi now, look for first cases to pop up soon.

>Brazil
>tranny Coronachan
Y-yeah user very, um, good

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You can just say CIA

Isn't it simply amazing that after weeks of fearmongering here on Yas Forums this coronavirus outbreak is just another nothingburger like SARS, H1N1, MERS, MRSA, etc etc... I mean, there's what, 4000 people dead? After several months? The common cold kills more every year. This morass of schizo doomsday posting on here is being further fueled by fake news videos from chinese and regular social media networks like wechat/twitter.

What's happening here is quite easy to understand. We're being bombarded by a hardened collective of happeningfags who need some excitement in their neet lives and intel psyop shills who are running a simulation of how this board would react to in an actual end of the world scenario. The both of them are the ones who are putting foward absurd and nonsencial concepts like 10%+ death rates, muh bioweapon leak, muh elite depopulation conspiracy, muh ccp shill coverup, muh so2 from burning bodies so on and on and on with the batshittery. If this were that big of a deal, we'd be seeing huge amounts of deaths outside of China which simply doesn't exist.

In reality, this virus has already been contained thanks to the prudent quarantine of China, and ultimately the economic impact from all of this will be minimal. Happening canceled morons.

Anyone else kind of excited if shit hits the fan like more cities getting locked down but at the same time wouldn't like shit to hit the fan. It would be cool to say "Yeah I survived the outbreak "

Look at all those recuperated people getting better every day. Contained!
(hi gary)

I need sauce my god

Anons, we failed to save Seattle.

We foiled (their) plot on 11/3. But we got too cocky bros. They struck back on 3/11, with the Corona virus. And now Seattle and the rest of the US is gone. Yas Forums is always right. But this is the future we chose.

F

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/617/ here but popping in to say stay safe bro

Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=cIQM9D6ZohI

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>they still havent shut down public transport

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Same there. I'm getting wild thoughts much more often.
Probably the only reason I never used much violence was that I didn't want to get into trouble, but time for being a nice guy is ending.

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takeaways -
it's the fucking flu sensationalist faggot

Good. I hope everyone loses their money and investments. That would be fucking awesome.

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LET IT SPILL TO THE SCHOOLS AND CHURCHES, LET THE BODIES PILE UP IN THE STREETS!

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there will be blood for the blood goddess

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HOLY SHIT A MUTATED BAT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

10/10

Depends on how much I can produce in one day, I imagine with the super cum guide I can increase my loads but for now it’ll have to be rationed between the two of them.

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Here's a you for you. But you're wrong.

Truly the best timeline. No breaks on this train.

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How many of you have realised that based ergogan has chosen the peak just before the virus outbreak to utterly fucking destroy Europe?

These things are hardly unrelated. He knows he has maximum leverage know our glorious communist universal health systems are about to collapse.

the bdanon posts? is it this.

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When will they learn?

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Yer was feeling under the weather today too, but that's because I was slaving away (5am start), had some kombucha cola mid shift and that made me feel better, home now, just ate some KFC, feel 100 percent better.

I fear Italy is about to show us what Wuhan is really like...

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What

are you in the hospital

>Norway 175
First patient admited to the hospital today. Expect more in the following days, and our first death by friday.

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asking the important questions

Exactly my thoughts and feelings, user

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thanks, you too, I’m worried because for now I’m /617/ for uni. just wanna go back home desu

It’s in every state.

thread theme song

youtu.be/ZeMlQEWEg2Q

Nikumikyo

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Don't leave your house anons

how is the situation in china?

Let me guess, you told everyone you know what it is going to happen, right? You're not a horrible person, you just probably don't to look like a fool. Even if you didn't warn anyone, you're so invested into this pandemic you subconsciously want to be right about this.

Kek

>WHY CONTAIN IT?
OLD MEN

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2/10 shitpost. Went too pretentious at the end.

>In reality, this virus has already been contained thanks to the prudent quarantine of China, and ultimately the economic impact from all of this will be minimal.

You tipped your hand, shill

it will go negative until you owe the Jews money to take the stock back from you.

The future of money is toilet paper squares

As far as i know, brazilian bat population is infected with rabies
>Airborne AIDS that can change your behavior
Oh fuck...

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China contained the virus, it had no impact on their population and they are swiftly getting back to work.

What exactly is the big 'happening'?

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imagine seeing the boomers rage over this. they've never be told no

Holy fuck, that must be the most Norge image I have ever seen KEK saved thanks bror

> Now getting resistant to anti-HIV, anti-viral meds

Fuck! That was the one hope!

IN THE END, THEY'LL BE BEGGING US TO SAVE THEM!

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>10 year yield 0.65%
30 year yield 1.19%
>10 year yield 0.65%
30 year yield 1.19%
>10 year yield 0.65%
30 year yield 1.19%
>10 year yield 0.65%
30 year yield 1.19%
>10 year yield 0.65%
30 year yield 1.19%
>10 year yield 0.65%
30 year yield 1.19%
>10 year yield 0.65%
30 year yield 1.19%
>10 year yield 0.65%
30 year yield 1.19%
>10 year yield 0.65%
30 year yield 1.19%

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>more threads than infected mere weeks ago

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honestly? 20k is line of confidence. if we genuinely break through that, there is no floor. You should have been out weeks ago. we talked about this, repeatedly.

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Bill is onto you liberal trolls!

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>Mexico
>Only 7 cases
There's no fucking way our incompetent fucking government is telling the truth on that, especially in tourism spots like Cabo which are havens for senile old boomers
...At least I'll get to try and fuck my cousin before we all plunge into chaos

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I'VE RECEIVED REPORTS OF ARMED ATTACKS ON SHIPMENTS
THERE'S NOT ENOUGH VACCINE TO GO AROUND

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As quaint as this post seems, let's all remember the end-goal of China's disinformation: the rise of totalitarianism as China touts its "victory" over the virus and rewrites history in the aftermath.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHSD:khas'lfjguqeulfghiQEP:wlj;vbf mn
Glorious.

>still no update from this guy

Oh no bros

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That's Ebola-chan you retard.

No more old people collecting social security checks, now we can use that money to help with Bernie's incredible socialism endeavors.

Thank you Coronachan :)

A week ago the U.S. had less than 100 cases

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If only you knew how bad things really are..

SIDE PREP THREAD TO LOOK AT WHILE YOU CVG

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Are they active

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It's real

twitter.com/kr3at/status/1236792832247160844

shit

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Italy

Dude in lockdown with his dead sister from Corona

Italy is showing us that young people in their 20s are in very serious condition and hospitals are at triage now

oops. ncov.r6.no/

Eh, you'll be fine. My mom never did eat much

source?

Truth is nobody knows. The great firewall and the propaganda machine are pretty effective.

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Faggot/10

>become professional artfag
>want to enjoy the memes, but can't help but the notice the anatomy mistakes in most Corona-chans

Getting good has consequences.

FEED ME BILL

Bernie is old thus will die too you idiot so he won't get elected.

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

>7 infected out of 7 tested
mexico for best healthcare

Can someone link that peer reviewed article talking about coronachan in the nervous system?

a week ago we also weren't testing

it's not interesting at all

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How are you holding up? Where do you live? Did you figure out what to call your tribe when the virus finishes off Italy?

True if big

I'm loving every second of it

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Thank you. What about onion?

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>UNIT LOST!
UNIT LOST!
>UNIT LOST!
UNIT LOST!
>UNIT LOST!
UNIT LOST!
>UNIT LOST!
UNIT LOST!
>UNIT LOST!
UNIT LOST!
>UNIT LOST!
UNIT LOST!

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This is going to be a lot of fun when consumer prices skyrocket next month

guess that means my jew mortgage is getting quartered right?

Then draw artfag.

My friend is a private school teacher in Italy. Unpaid vacation possibly until Mid April. RIP what a time to be a landlord

Shit

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I got a liberal orgasm in my SS uniform.

Same, but I don't feel like a horrible person. I think if shit actually hits the fan, people will start appreciating things more after it all cools down. Right now we are in a miserable steady decline. The fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirth.

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What matters is not the death count, but the friends we made along the way!

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Assuming this stays mostly a boomercaust, what do you think about it? Will this fix the population, pension and housing problem in western countries?

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China is ded

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>but the notice the

UH OH!

Based

bitchute.com/video/83nNMMF820oE/

Terrible shading and weird noodle anatomy. I’ll give you a (You) for effort.

They are friends

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>3 new cases in Kentucky
>4 total
Our officials aren't telling us anything about these cases. We still have no clue how the first case, who was hospitalized Friday, caught it. This is accelerating MUCH faster than I thought possible.

>mfw everyone is dead in Chinkland

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>tfw C&C Tiberium
fuck yeah
WHERE'S KANE THO

Where are you nigger?

It was only a matter of time

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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>imagine not being a trader for a market maker now.
Love the widening spread, hefty bonus this year

nothingburger.

I've had the realization that there's no point in prepping.We all have it, it's impossible to contain, if you have interacted with any another person in the last month you have it.Be it the cashier or postman or whatever.The incubation period is too long it was never containable in the first place it was only an act to prevent hysteria.You may not die initially but it's fucking aids that lays dormant in your spine each time it flairs up you risk dying from the pneumonia.It'll damage your lungs and cardiac muscle each time it comes up meaning that you'll probably die from complications from that.I always had romanticized idea of the collapse, but I've finally realized that I'm simply going to be one of the millions dead not one of the lone survivors.

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fuck coofers

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>He doesn't know

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Goodbye friends

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someone trace this but with corona chan

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No, the thread I am talking about was made in late 2019. It talked specifically about a bioweapon leak in central china long before anybody heard of Wuhan.

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Still a nothingburger until deaths outside of China surpass the number of threads. Possibly another 8 days.

Bad time to be a landlord, buddy. People will not pay their rent on time and bunker in refusing to leave. Police won't do shit to remove them because they'd rather keep them there to quarantine.

Swedish govt acting like dick holding gimps over this.They act incompetent but are most likely thrilled that there will be less pensions to pay soon.

The true reason for the downfall. The deep state covered it up by creating COVID-19.

Give me coronavirus theme songs:

youtube.com/watch?v=IjjCp_QU5Qk

China said this about a month ago

Initial cases responded, but new ones weren't

More people have died from Corona than 911

Honest questions:
Who buys this shit, and why?

>They can't even get to 50% on workdays
>Basically 0 activity on weekends
Holy shit

>kfc

Nigger

international.la-croix.com/news/ten-cases-of-coronavirus-contracted-in-megachurch-in-france/11936

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[Burzum intensifies]

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Kentucky

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HEY JIM DO THE STREAM ALREADY

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>try to re-write bible and quran
>get dped by Yaweh and Allah via plauge
Yep, seems right, the rest of the world will be hit too for it's faggotry now

wasted trips. The Sand Man knows what precautions to take, he's not stupid. Only way he could get infected is if a domestic terrorist infiltrated a rally, paid for front row tickets, and sneezed on him

>The fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirth.
I understand this line now.

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Have another one before we all choke on our own lungs

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Something sketchy going on at LifeCare

yahoo.com/gma/nursing-home-grappling-coronavirus-outbreak-struggling-answers-003823347–abc-news-topstories.html

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A bunch of pretentious boomers playing at running the world, but the world left them behind long ago. WE ARE THE FUTURE!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nutritional value of female captives ftfy

AAAAAAAAAAAAA VIDEO OF ITALIAN DUDE LOCKED IN WITH HIS DEAD SISTER THIS SHIT IS REAL

twitter.com/kr3at/status/1236792832247160844

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Shenzhen looks better but not by much, things are fucked

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>Baby boomers are going to scream bloody murder because they are the ones that best practices triage would sacrifice
Day of the shivers.

No, I'm not waiting at ed for two days while I'm coughing blood.
I'd have to go to the Hobart royal, fuck that slow shithole.

>mom i murdered my wife again

>sars-cov-2 gives you covid-19
>it can cross blood brain barrier turning off your autonomic breathing
>r0 anywhere between 2.5 and 8.5
>virus can live on surfaces up to 9 days
>spreads asymptomatic for up to 27 days
>it can give you testis lesions and render you infertile
>it can cause bilateral pneumonia
>anyone with diabetes, heart disease, high blood pressure, asthma or any other predisposition is likely to die from this
>half of all burgers are fat diseased pigs, the moment it hits southern USA bodies will hit the floor en masse
>if you survive it and had it hard, you likely have lung fibrosis which will give you cancer later on in life
>no vaccine will ever be developed, due to how none was ever successfully achieved for sars-cov-1
it's just like the flu, though. don't worry, haha

Stay safe, pastabro. The world should never have allowed china to progress past 19th-century tech.

WHAT'S WRONG RED BOI, FEELIN A LITTLE INADEQUATE?

I think videos from china stopped before mid Feb. Since then, it's just been propaganda videos.

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It's interesting that every time I say retarded gay shit that people make fun of me.

>nothingburger like SARS
SARS survivors have permanently damaged lungs, heart and other internal organs. Novel Corona is a SARS virus that permanently damages your lungs heart and other internal organs each time yo get it. It has a six week duration each time you get it and you are infectious during that time whether you know you are infected or not. Take this monster virus seriously!

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Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>Italy, 7.375 cases - 366 FATALITIES / 37% Mortality Rate (MR);
South Korea, 7.313 cases - 50 FATALITIES / 27,8% MR;
>Iran, 6.566 cases - 194 FATALITIES / 8,3% MR;
Japan, 1.157 cases - 13 FATALITIES / 4,1% MR;
>France, 1.126 cases - 19 FATALITIES / 61,3% MR;
Germany, 1.040 cases - 0% MR;
>Spain, 666 cases (-7 in Galiza) - 17 FATALITIES / 34,7% MR;
United States, 534 cases - 21 FATALITIES / 70% MR;
>Switzerland, 332 cases - 2 FATALITIES / 40% MR;
United Kingdom, 273 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 20% MR;
>The Netherlands, 265 cases - 3 FATALITIES / 100% MR;
Sweden, 203 cases - 0% MR;
>Belgium, 200 cases - 0% MR;
Norway, 174 cases - 0% MR;
>Singapore, 150 cases - 0% MR;
Austria, 104 cases - 0% MR;
>...
Portugal, 38 cases (7 in Galiza)

99 infected countries.

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We got our 10th case. 14 year old with mild pneumonia whatever 'mild' means. Corona-chan grow!

minsal.cl/ministerio-de-salud-confirma-caso-numero-10-de-coronavirus-covid-19-en-chile/

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Wouldn't be surprised to learn it mutated again in Italy to become more contagious and deadly.

Total nothingburger though

It would be cool, if there weren't evidence that you could potentially suffer a lot or ie in the process.

youtu.be/A8ht_CCqKig

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it's happening

m.soundcloud.com/magnificent_merchlorr/coronachan

GIVE GWR YOUR SOUL.
DO NOT RESIST.
SHE IS COMING.
WORSHIP HER FEET

m.soundcloud.com/magnificent_merchlorr/coronachan

m.soundcloud.com/magnificent_merchlorr/coronachan

m.soundcloud.com/magnificent_merchlorr/coronachan

This, I feel bad for wishing for some naturally occuring anti-biotic resistant disease wiping out people, not because I thought I'd be some cool badass survivor, but because I genuinely believe there's too many people here and we need something like the black death to usher in a new Renaissance, but I didn't want everybody to die from some shitty Chinese bio-weapon

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>UPDATE OP
UPDATE OP
>UPDATE OP
UPDATE OP
>UPDATE OP
UPDATE OP
>UPDATE OP

Pennsylvania man who traveled to West Palm Beach, Palm Beach County, Florida to the Palm Beach County Convention Center on 2/28/2020 tested positive for Coronavirus or NOVID-19. Palm Beach County Convention Center is 2 and a half miles from Mar-a-Lago, where President Trump is currently residing at the time of this posting.

CORONAVIRUS IS LITERALLY MINUTES FROM TRUMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UPDATE THE OP THIS SHIT IS CRAZY

palmbeachpost.com/news/20200308/coronavirus-pbc-says-man-who-attended-convention-center-tested-positive

>pic related
Target in West Palm Beach - shelving for cleaning supplies EMPTY

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The landlord will get their money back eventually. All the people working hourly or salary more than likely won't.

Yeah Shenzen seems to be the best off.

But its interesting that midday is really dead, no one is leaving their offices for lunch or anything.

You are a gentleman and a scholar

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>try and fuck my cousin
Are there no other women you can fuck besides family?

Neither of you know what you're talking about

Bond prices are getting crazy as the yield just plummets.

OH NO! KANE GOT CORONA-VIRUS!! GDI SPY SCUM INFILTRATED THE TEMPLE OF NOD!

I'll check if I have it. Will probably post in next thread if I do.

>Austria, 104 cases - 0% MR;
its 102
sozialministerium.at/Informationen-zum-Coronavirus/Neuartiges-Coronavirus-(2019-nCov).html

you know none of that is true. and this trolling is barrel trolling, because I'm just using this as an opportunity to spread more info. so keep it up.

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>no mask
not gonna make it

seriously guys, even a cloth/towel will stop over 60% of particles.

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Tassie is fucked, I repeat, Tassie is fucked.
Healthcare system can't handle shit normally we're on our own down here