What is the greatest Happening that ever Happened?
What is the greatest Happening that ever Happened?
Ian Gutierrez
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Parker James
collapse of the Roman Empire, it was quite obviously the most important moment in all of human history
Owen Perry
I don't know about greatest, but funniest for me was this, it was surreal
Michael Flores
Invention of language
Jordan Adams
It's the biggest in our lifetimes, for now. If AI is ever fully realized, that will be bigger, but this is probably going to kill a fuckload of people. More than anything in a single year, ever.
Eli Hughes
either this or the French Revolution
Julian Gutierrez
Mount Toba
Jaxon Hernandez
The n word
Ryan Richardson
Birth of Jesus, 2000 yrs later people still talk about it
Dylan Diaz
Birth, death and resurrection of Jesus Christ.
Parker Allen
You seriously have to ask?!
Christopher Green
Zimmerman trial
Adrian Nelson
This.
Logan Smith
I just ripped a stinker.
Logan Reed
That took an extremely long time though. Corona-chan is going to collapse the New World Order in a hundredth the time span.
Adrian Perry
based!
Easton Carter
That never happened tho.
Jacob Morris
This thread here is indeed greatest Happening that ever Happened.
Jonathan Bennett
>What is the greatest Happening that ever Happened?
The release of a bioweapon that progressively gets worse each time you get it until it kills 98% of humanity several decades later.
Joshua Cook
Were talking about real events though, not your fake jewish bullshit
Jeremiah Ramirez
your mom
Kevin Jackson
Jews invented two religions that are still around today.
Logan Bennett
Chicxulub impactor
Nicholas Bell
nah nigga it was the holocaust idk even what the fuckin roman empire was dude lmao i went to public school dude all i learned was how to do drugs and holocaust nigga
Nathaniel Moore
The blitzkrieg
dresen bombing
pearl harbor
assassination of archduke ferdinand
germ theory
tomatoes
onions
gmo drought resistant wheat
stock market crash
stalingrad
Nathan Mitchell
Big Bang.
Blake White
Not gonna lie if this happening is not the real one. Then we won't see one in our lifetime.
Juan Morales
The Resurrection.
After that, in order:
The Incarnation
Pentecost
The Ascension of Christ
The Immaculate Conception
The Assumption of Mary
Tyler Fisher
>it was all conspiracy.started by some illiterate desert people
>effects only kicked in 300 years after the start
>it was just that far planned out
>Byzantine Kingdom even fell 1000 years later
>the strongest nations all founded on Christianity
>Jews constantly kicked out of countries in the middle ages
Yea, it's all the eternal jew, it surely is. That's why Christians have been anti-semitic for the last 2000 years.
Jonathan Ward
This
Oliver Jones
Black Death of 6 and 14th centuries, of course. First “wave” gave us Islamic Caliphate, second one recreated world trade routes and was main reason to transition from Feodal economic to capitalistic relationships
Jacob Howard
Big Bang
Easton Roberts
This one.
Lucas Torres
What do you think Yas Forums would have looked like if it were around when that happened?
Dylan Morris
>resurrection
oh boomers, never change
Ethan Wright
ligma
Parker Cruz
Don't bother. You cannot argue with low-level autists. It just makes them screech worse.
Jason Flores
Hiroshima nuclear bombing opened the gates of Pandora to human's extinction. It killed too many people in an instant.
Bentley King
Rest in peace.
Jack Diaz
nigger ncoronavirus is going to USHER IN the New World Order...
Eli Flores
9/11
Jaxon Parker
epic of gilgamesh. 3500years
Ian Barnes
This virus will cause the collapse of human civilization.
The coming shortages, riots, wars toppling of governments will see mankind become as beasts
Then 400 years of darkness before a new humanity rises
Enjoy this ride
You are to witness history
Jordan Carter
Napoleonic wars I'd say.
>Violent revolution and killing of monarchs
>decade long civil war
>well accomplished military leader brings country together
>seizes land from neighbouring aggressive nations
>crowns himself emperor
>takes more land
>huge coalition formed against him
>humiliates coalition and takes even more land
>another coalition forms
>humiliated even further and takes way more land
>cuts down some of the most powerful European nations in size as result
>undisputed dominant force in Europe
>get too cocky in Spain
>Russia and Prussia form a final coalition against you
>biggest sperg move in human history follows
>invade Russia in winter in a straight march to the capital
>lose entire invasion force
>proceed to get absolutely raped by every single country you've taken over at once
>be forced into exile
>tries it again and lose every single gain made during rule
>exiled again and dies in exile
>become europe's doormat
>later become niggerland
A happening of this magnitude could only occur in the 19th century, fuck NATO and the US from keeping Europe stagnant and continental war free.
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Liam Ramirez
In human history? Likely the end of the ice age.
>Massive multiple meteor impacts causing floods all over the planet and 90% of the big mammals die off on half the planet and massive fires burn down most of the forests in the americas
>1200-1400 years of regular cyclical meteor impacts with likely every generation experiencing a major impact as the earth slips deeper into the ice age than it ever was before
>Solar micro nova that ends the ice age in days/months causing a massive global flood and then likely 2-3k years of minor and major flood events all over the world until around 6,000BC
Humans were alive and lived through these events, all of us are descendants of people who saw these events, lived through them and even had children and raised them.
Owen Williams
Will humanity rise from the ashes afterwards though?
The Black Plague is what led to the Renaissance.
Owen Russell
I want my fucking bike back!
Ian Wright
Our current timeline we are going through right now.
Luis Russell
the flood....and the fucked up freaks who lived before the flood
Michael Rivera
Bubonic plague, rise of the Mongolia empire killing 10% of the world's population, Rome falling, asteriod clobbering the planet and wiping up the dinosaurs.
Nathan Gomez
1. Fuck jesusfags.
2. Man discovering agriculture. After that, we were no longer just animals caught in the rat race of nature.
Nathaniel Cox
Not the Black Plague, but looting the Constantinople in 1204
Colton Rodriguez
fall of rome
world wars
Joshua Robinson
WWII
Gavin Cruz
Disastrous 4th crusade
Norman invasion of England
signing of US Declaration of Independence
death of alexander the great
battle of teutoburg forest
russian revolution
I do wanna throw napoleonic wars up there as well
Grayson Powell
Christopher Reyes
A 300 year decline isn't a happening
Austin Lewis
You want anything strafed?
Charles Wright
The Human Collapse around 12000 years ago as recorded in nowhere.
Any other answer in this thread should be considered as a shilling effort by the hysterical morons
Ryan Johnson
Extinction of dinosaurs 65 million years ago. Life on Earth would look very different today had that not happened.
Robert Torres
This
John Rogers
King and still champion Asteroid 12,600 BC
Carson Roberts
I was in that thread.
Jerkin Joe's might have been the only thing funnier for me.
Bentley Myers
>What is the greatest Happening that ever Happened?
Depending on time scale, the rise of Genghis Khan, the sack of Nishapur (100,000+ dead in a few hours) or WWII.
Oliver Collins
>WW1
all the major powers went all in at the same time, Yas Forums would have coomed its tits off if it was around back then.
Bentley Jackson
Da Bomb.
John Morales
Who's Steve Jobs?