CORONA PREP /comfy edition/

>Neighbor (about a half mile away) has been shooting rounds all day
>hear .22's being flung for about 3 hours
>assume it's a prep flex
>I fire off about 30 5.56 just to see
>he comes back with what I assume are .308 rounds
>I say fuck it and lay a few bricks with my 12gauge
>kek, he returns a few 12gauge rounds about 15 minutes later
>now he's back to the .22

Tfw I didn't realize I had a friend so close.

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I have 6 mini sawyers and 6 life straws
we also have two water bobs which can store 100 gallons each

Where in the fuck are you gonna get water? There aren't any rivers or wells or safe rooftops with gutters near me. Where the fuck is all this water you're gonna purify?

>friends
He's not your friend. He's a survivor nearby that's well armed.

is this really effective for corona-tainted water?

Rate my prep!

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Right side up

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>misssing the part where I am too.
When the nig hordes come we will have each others back.

> not buying at least $200 worth of ammunition alongside food

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>Advertising your stash on a glownigger board

Anons...

You are blind nigger you can see a little ammo side stock

>whole milk
Nice. 1 glass of whole milk a day can give you godlike powers.

preface: I know theres some oldfags here to know how to cook or at the very least can work their way around a kitchen. you can jump to the end now.
I also know the number of zoomers, millennials and faggots who cannot cook outweigh them 300:1

So i want to know from prepfags what you intend to actually do with 5 25lb bags of rice. I would additionally want to know
>Have actually ever cooked rice before? If you use a steamer go fuck yourself cheating faggot unitasking faggot
>Do you know how to actually cook?
>Or, is your definition of cooking pulling something out of the fuckin microwave?
>Do you know when you want to rinse your rice and when not to?
>Do you know why you would even want to rinse it to begin with?
>Do you know water to rice ratio?
>Do you know how to boil the fucking water to cook rice?
>Do you have a fucking pot to cook it?
>Do you even have a lid that seals for that pot?
I'm gonna guess that most people dont have a fucking clue how to cook something as simple as rice
>ok faggot its just water and rice
no its not. its cooking. its about using your knowledge, eyes ears and nose to cook, not following a fucking recipe to the nanogram and making sure every single thing is exactly what the recipe says. most fucking cooks wouldnt even be cought dead following one recipe. I'll look at 5-6 recipes for something wild ive never made before and then im ok making my own food from there.
>its just rice faggot calm down
its not rice, its about a bunch of fucking idiots who have never cooked for themselves a day in their life thinking theyre gonna be ok with some canned shit and a bag of rice. after eating that for one week i promise you the sight will make you vomit.

If you havent spent any time of your adult life learning the basics in the kitchen then im fucking afraid youre wasting your time stockpiling shit that you cant even cook. Your best bet is to buy a fuckton of hot pockets and hope the electricity doesnt go out.

you're the reason I can't get any groceries you greedy fuck

3/10 Coops was like 20% accurate at best

Is this 4 reel? I'm a middle-millenial and have been cooking for at least 14 years now

96 days of food in the cupboard.

100 cans of meat
150 cans of misc

Afraid the cupboard will rip off the wall.

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>live in a first world country with the largest amount of fresh water

>WHERE We GoNnA GeT Fresh Water dkjhfkhfkhfkdhdkhf

You're going to die.

>There aren't any rivers
if there is no source of water within a kilometer of your home
you live in negroe land, your only option will be to accept your inferiority
and realize that even baboons are smarter than you and can teach you a lot
youtube.com/watch?v=CIRucMIxwM8

3 Months of supplies, but I just levelled up.

Today I found some interesting articles showing how effective home made masks can be, then DIY upgraded this dust filter into an N95 level mask.
Comfy as fuck.
> smartairfilters.com/en/blog/diy-homemade-mask-protect-virus-coronavirus/

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I have cooked rice all my life
My wife is Asian and an amazing cook
We are fucking fine nigger

>bottled water for virus outbreak
Are you faggots retarded? The water comes through pipes.

Got to repopulate the earth somehow.

>this much text over cooking rice
Boomer, I...

You could just use a dehumidifier to collect grey water.

Fuck you, cunt.
When I was prepping, people called me an "idiot". Now they have no toilet paper, they call me a "selfish prick"
Imagine being so unprepped you have to call people names on the internet.

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Isn't it simply amazing that after weeks of fearmongering here on Yas Forums this coronavirus outbreak is just another nothingburger like SARS, H1N1, MERS, MRSA, etc etc... I mean, there's what, 4000 people dead? After several months? The common cold kills more every year. This morass of schizo doomsday posting on here is being further fueled by fake news videos from chinese and regular social media networks like wechat/twitter.

What's happening here is quite easy to understand. We're being bombarded by a hardened collective of happeningfags who need some excitement in their neet lives and intel psyop shills who are running a simulation of how this board would react to in an actual end of the world scenario. The both of them are the ones who are putting foward absurd and nonsencial concepts like 10%+ death rates, muh bioweapon leak, muh elite depopulation conspiracy, muh ccp shill coverup, muh so2 from burning bodies so on and on and on with the batshittery. If this were that big of a deal, we'd be seeing huge amounts of deaths outside of China which simply doesn't exist.

In reality, this virus has already been contained thanks to the prudent quarantine of China, and ultimately the economic impact from all of this will be minimal. Happening canceled morons.

Every man I've met over 50 has never cooked anything that wasn't pre-prepared by their wives or gf.
One guy I work with doesn't even know how to use a dishwasher because his wife always does it and it's literally one fucking button to push.

Costco water and not getting the Costco toilet paper? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Mormons are god-tier on food prep. Every member should have 3 months food and ideally 1+ year. Their home storage centers might be a good resource. Their stuff is made to last 25 years normally and it's a good price.

providentliving.churchofjesuschrist.org/self-reliance/home-storage-centers?lang=eng

I work in a public facing job and none of my coworkers or boss even care about this. I'm likely already a carrier.

How do I explain to them how serious this shit is and that we can't wait until there's a positive test in my big ass urban city, because by then it's likely already too late? How the fuck do normies not understand the 27 incubation period where people are spreading this virus? We've barely begun testing in the south.

I really don't want to lose my testis or end up in ICU with scarred lung tissue. Not to mention the more dangerous L-strain that can reinfect you if you suffered through the S-strain.

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Your entire family line is doomed to die out.
Millennia of growth through hardships unimaginable snubbed out in a fucking instant

Your line dies without a bang but a coof

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>meme flag
Have your (you)

>this coronavirus outbreak is just another nothingburger
Italy, 988 closed cases (recovered or died)
Death toll in closed cases is 37%
16 million people quarantined
Biggest Italian happening since WWII
Spreading worldwide
Nothingburger

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>someone else realized the cost value of Season sardines/mackerel
You're smart, user. Well done.

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Why did he make the eye slits so big?

>You've got the space, I don't.
You don't need to go full doomsday prepper.
A cheap shelving unit can hold shitloads of stuff.
I have storage totes under my bed with stuff in it.
Of course you need space for the more show-off level stuff, but basic shit can be put anywhere.
I have an old wardrobe that is where I put tools and misc stuff (flashlights, camping stoves, etc.)

Point is, you can do a lot with little space.

>so few deens
ngmi

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I have about 6 bottles of Sambucol

DEEEEEEEENZ

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This thread is now blessed by DEENZ

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They ask the same shit about why I have 75# of flour. Never mind it was the fucking staff of life of western civilization for 8000 years.
To quote Rob Rodriguez, not knowing how to cook is like not knowing how to fuck.
They see flour I see 60 loaves of pic related, this one was semolina bread

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>380
Faggot

Ebin

don't forget your water storage

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This water will go bad if you don't drink it fast enough. You can get sick and there wont be any doctor left to treat you.

Do you faggots honestly believe this will get so bad that the municipal water supply will stop working? If that is the case your prep bunker of a few months of food won't do shit. You should be selling everything you own to buy an isolated compound and as much guns and ammo as you can horde.

Imagine this... the Book in finally in play (Via Key Players) & this is only phase 1 on control...

Corona could be a huuuge "media" hysteria / hoax but for what reason...
Its already gotten (global) public attention.

This is the easiest way to chizzle (critical) mass population to control much much easier...
Boost the economy by having people panic buy...
Cause China wants their Billions now

Now Trump signed a 9 billion dollar emergency funding grant???? cmon mayyyynne

In all seriousness, if they cut off tap water we're all gonna be fucked beyond belief. Especially apartment complexes. I just have a reverse osmosis system and some bottled water. If that's not enough, well.. hello neighbor.

>Mormons are god-tier on food prep.
True.
Also since it's a prepper thread, a link to the unofficial LDS preparedness manual
ldsavow.com/PrepManualGeneral.html

hopefully we don't lose water but always prep for the worst case scenario.

have 15 of these drums in my basement. based on my calculations it should last me about 9 mos to a year

you are legitimately retarded
water cannot go bad, H2O is a stable compound
a little chlorine, or boiling it, will make any organic contamination sterile and harmless

Explain the ceeooossss
1000+ Later 2019-Now

i opened some of my Mylar/oxy packs I did in 2015 yesterday to check, all fine
I hope you downloaded all my Bill Cooper files over the time user.

I live in Minneapolis how fucked am I?

>Got to repopulate the earth
>While wearing condoms

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Seriously water is a non issue in this unless we go full mad max and even if it stops unless you are in the desert it isn't an issue.
I have a bag of pool shock. It makes enough chlorine solution to treat 54k gallons of water. I can capture rain water from gutters, run it through a sand, DE and charcoal filter then chlorinate it. If I run out of chlorine there always is boiling just like camping

>hopefully we don't lose water but always prep for the worst case scenario

No you don't. You play like you're ready for a summer cabin trip. The worst case scenario is completely breakdown of society and anarchy. You're not ready for that.

You are unbelievably incorrect. Your water will get a biofilm if not treated and stored properly in months

Ya man do you mind reposting those in my comfy prep threads for anons to listen to?

oh btw
pic related
WE ARE FUCKED

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The only issue with using water is if you're in an apartment complex your air ventilation and water systems could potentially prove fatal if your neighbours next to you have the virus. So turn off your AC and put cardboard on it, boil your water and don't take showers.

>I have 15 of these drums in my basement.
Not trying to be a fag or anything but you better hope they were clean to start and have no way for air to enter.

Unless you live in the desert water should be easy to get.

If you're going full shutin then you would need to use a dehumidifier and extract water out of the air which would eat up a lot of electricity assuming you have a source of power.

i don't think anyone is quite ready for anarchy, but you do the best you can. a lot of nasty things are going to happen the next few months, and not all of us are going to make it. but you prep well in hope that you do.

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of course, i did the sealing myself

Condoms are kind of genius for a low weight, low cost, high value post HABBENING barter item. I mean, there are going to be plenty of useless, unprepared instathots wanting to trade their bodies for food, and they are going to want to continue to avoid the repercussions of sex with strangers. Rubbers, smokes, bic lighters, mini liquor bottles, and kratom are all perfectly legal (in most places at least) and would be lighter than bullion and less detrimental to the owner than bullets. By that I mean you are not going to want to give every person that wants to trade with you ammo that they might use against you later.

FYI because 3M doesn't spell this shit out anywhere, you can get new old stock Breathe Easy powered respirator (PAPR) units for pretty cheap on ebay, then use 3M 701 screw-to-bayonet adapters from zoro or grainger and cheap bayonet-style P100 filters for a cool and comfy all-day clean air solution.

If you get a Breathe Easy with the one-time-use lithium battery, the output is 6V and the fan motor is 2ohm resistance, so it draws 3 amps. If you DIY a 2s12p 18650 pack it will give you a very comfortable 10 hour runtime.