/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1765

► Detected: 109,837 ► Died: 3,802

>NEWS
US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
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15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
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UK supermarkets begin rationing
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Italy to prioritize those most likely to survive
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CDC approvals delay testing in New York
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>RESEARCH
Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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Resistant to antivirals
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Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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Bodies must be cremated
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Rapidly mutating
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>REMINDER
Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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WHO estimated 284,000 deaths for H1N1 from only 18,000 confirmed
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Infection could reach 60% of world population
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China figures likely simulated
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>LATEST CASES
22:40: 1 new case in Broward County, Florida, United States.
22:01: 1 new case in Davidson County, Tennessee, United States. The second case mentioned in the press release, in Shelby County, was previously reported.
21:35: 3 new cases in Argentina.
21:33: 1 new death in England, United Kingdom.
21:19: 2 new cases in Maryland, United States.
21:09: 15 new cases in Massachusetts, United States.
20:30: 14 new cases in Israel.

>MORE
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twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1236789666168197121
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SARS-CoV-2:
>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation (14 days +).
>3. Can spread during asymptomatic incubation.
>4. May infect the CNS and brainstem. - SARS has a higher propensity to do this.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. It also can cause encephalitis, as SARS/Coronaviruses have a propensity to do.
>8. Mortality increases exponentially with age, protect your parents and grandparents.
Takeaways -
Do not respond to memeflags
Do not respond to Reddit spacers
Do not respond to tripfags
Do not respond to namefags

These attention-whores and validation-seekers ruin everything they touch with their faggotry and your responses feed their egos.

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It's a nothingburger *crunch*

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That is the dumbest meme I've ever seen posted here.

What do you guys have planned to keep you occupied when the internet goes inevitably down?
Me, I'm going to read the entire Horus Heresy collection

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Nothingburger... wake me up when they quarantine a major us city, until then fuck off with this bullshit.

YOU PUT THAT CHOCOLATE BAR BACK IN THE EMERGENCY STASH RIGHT NOW

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do you suffer from supreme autism?

Rate my PrEP boys!

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bobo is a cute and I can't wait to see more of him tomorrow

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youtube.com/watch?v=Kas0tIxDvrg

Corona video from the legend himself 3blue1brown

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,703 (3,098) ► International 29,020 (704): Italy 7,375 (366) S. Korea 7,313 (50) Iran 6,566 (194) France 1,126 (19) D. Princess 696 (7) Spain 643 (17) Japan 502 (7) USA 486 (19) Switzerland 337 (2) UK 273 (3) Netherlands 265 (3) H. Kong 115 (3) Australia 80 (3) Iraq 60 (6) Thailand 50 (1) Egypt 49 (1) Taiwan 45 (1) S. Marino 36 (1) Philippines 10 (1) Argentina 12 (1) Germany 1,040 Sweden 203 Belgium 200 Norway 175 Singapore 150 Austria 104 Malaysia 99 Bahrain 85 Greece 73 Canada 64 Kuwait 64 Iceland 55 UAE 45 India 40 Denmark 35 Lebanon 32 Czechia 31 Portugal 30 Vietnam 30 Israel 25 Finland 24 Ireland 21 Algeria 20 Brazil 25 Palestine 19 Russia 17 Oman 16 Slovenia 16 Qatar 15 Romania 15 Ecuador 14 Georgia 13 Croatia 12 S. Arabia 11 Poland 11Macao 10 Estonia 10 Azerbaijan 9 Chile 8 Mexico 7 Pakistan 7 Hungary 7 Belarus 6 Indonesia 6 Peru 6 Dom. Rep. 5 Luxembourg 5 N. Zealand 5 C. Rica 5 French Guiana 5 Slovakia 5 Afghanistan 4 Senegal 4 Bulgaria 4 Latvia 3 Macedonia 3 Bangladesh 3 Bosnia 3 Malta 3 S. Africa 3 Cambodia 2 Morocco 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Maldives 2 Tunisia 2 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Jordan 1 Lithuania 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Ukraine 1 Bhutan 1 Colombia 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Liechtenstein 1 Moldova 1 Paraguay 1 Serbia 1 Togo 1

On a scale from "I know I've let you down" to "how disgusting", how fucked is society right now?

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So what are the chances a part of humanity will survive and build up a new society? Or is the entire world doomed and there is no way of salvation?

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>Dead: 3,805
lol, still only 3,805.
How many days has it been stuck at 3,805? Four days? Five days?

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Italians flee the quarantine.
ru.euronews.com/2020/03/08/italy-vox-pop-on-covid-19

What will happens when Corona-chan reach certain population of bats in Brazil?

P

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Might I suggest the caphias Cain novels as well, they really are good

>Heading into a depression

J-just a flu bro

>I'm fine

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tf do you need all this milk for

>Not torrenting 6TB of movies for the apocalypse

twitter.com/SenTedCruz/status/1236790420253954050

AMERICANS POLITICS ARE GOING TO GET FUCKED

Wild year so far, am I right guys, hahaha... GET ME THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The nation guard for iowa just spoke on their press conference about how they're ready. The 'larp' post about NY- Cuomo meeting last night with them is most likely true. holy fuck balls

How low can Bobo go?

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Romania is next to get fucked because of these gypsies love for Italy

the internet won't go down.

Have any anons caught this thing yet? If so what is it like? I've been to London recently and wondering if I may have picked it up. Breathing does feel a little weak but it could just hypochondria.

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fuck off gary

I'm going to raid idiots who read books

Mate, we're off the scale

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kikes will bring in the world government

they won't let us have a comfy reset

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Haha it’s a nothin- FUCK WE ARE SO FUCKED. FUCKING 2008 STYLE RECESSION OR WORSE FUCK. WTF DO WE DO LADS

In a cheap thriller movie about the end of the world, we're about 30 seconds into the opening montage of the collapse of civilization. I'd wager we have another 30-60 seconds until the protagonist makes his appearance.

By then we're all probably dead.

ITS NOT COMFY ANYMORE GUYS
>I WANT OFF THIS WILD RIDE
IOWANONS REPORT IN

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So let me get this straight... you think saying the word is funny?

Based garuy I missed you

Hilariously Ironic.

Yas Forums, if we wished to, could combine all out weaponized autism and crack the code, find a cure.
Yas Forums would rather watch the world burn and emerge from the ashes.

BREAKING: Iowa reports first 3 cases of coronavirus

>BREAKING: Iowa reports first 3 cases of coronavirus

BREAKING: Iowa reports first 3 cases of coronavirus

>BREAKING: Iowa reports first 3 cases of coronavirus

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1236789666168197121

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Thanks, I have them as well. I heard they are really good and don't take themselves too seriously.

Humanity is stupid and greedy, not to mention 99% of it can’t fend for itself anymore. The ones who do survive will be too vicious to one another to rebuild, humanity as a civ is done if our current one dies

*Posting it here too*
Call me crazy, but I'm starting to believe this is a new "induced" autoimmune disease. Not in a conspiracy level, but maybe the virus itself it's tiggering the immune system to attack itself, but not completly destryoing it... as a autoimmune disease.
It's the drug they're using. Almost all used for Lupus, Sjorgen disorder...
That could explain why some people test negative first, then positive, then negative... it flare up.
I don't know, just a weird thought.

this is how the replacement population of white people starts

If Iowa falls, goodbye food supplies.........RIP

The rapid drop is more due to the oil cartel failing.

a solid "pathetic"

Unironcally think I had this in China (got back in late Jan)

Weird testicle pain in one side ever since...

B-Bros?

You have physical copies?

FOR ALL. ITALIAN ANONS

voca.ro/eAEr2YdmOqt

FOR ENGLISH FRIENDS:
IT SAYS ITALY IS CONVERTING MOST HOSPITALS ONLY FOR TREATING COVID, ON 4 FLOOR, 3 ARE DEDICATED TO COVID PATIENTS.
THEY ARE DECIDING WHO TO PUT IN ICU AND WHO TO LET DIE.
A LOT OF 20 YEARS OLD PEOPLE WITH NO OTHER ILLNESS SHOW HORRIBLE PNEUMONIA AND THE SITUATION IS UNIMAGINABLE.
GUYS IT IS FUCKING OVER.

TED CRUZ IS DEAD
>TED CRUZ IS DEAD
TED CRUZ IS DEAD
>TED CRUZ IS DEAD
TED CRUZ IS DEAD
>TED CRUZ IS DEAD
TED CRUZ IS DEAD

This will happen soon enough.

I'm going to finally tackle The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire.

lol

Depends, if more Whites than mud races survive, there will be a realistic chance.

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The plan is working
That's what it means lad
The plan is working

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Nice digits Gary

>be me
>kirklandfag
>avoiding outside due to living in coronachan epicenter
>today
>need to go outside to clear my mind
>pass two people on the sidewalk as I'm walking outside
>both asians over 50
FUCK

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youtube.com/watch?v=MkLE6jWfDVk

no ebooks, I'm not made of gold.

Look at this? It's a cow made of coronavirus, my lungs would love it. In fact, my last words will be fwio8u9hq343ginoaeipl9egu

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Shit, might as well go full rogue mode then.

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what a faggot

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half of Congress is gonna get this aren’t they

I wonder how many people look at the slow progress of the official China number and actually believe that means they've gotten ahead of the virus. Is that one of the things keeping stonks afloat?

>not dawnloding as much PDFs as possible to copy them to paper
>not larping as monk in isolation

Why buy stocks when you can

BUY GUNS

my personal "worrying" bar is at the 650k deaths mark. That's the worst estimation for influenza.
Beyond that, we're rekt.

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Holy shit, is Ted the first national politician that has quarantined themselves?

WHY IS IT SO BAD IN ITALY? FUUUUUUUUCK

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True terror. If you're scared of chink Corona, you'll wish to have had shot yourself. Fuckers attack even at daylight

TELL ME IT'S FAKE PLEASE

You better have a solar powered charger and a handheld ebook reader then.

I'd usually say LARP, but matches with what we saw in China and Iran videos

So those god awful Chinese webms were real... fuckkkk

Is not bad in Italy, brother.
Is it just what Covid really is.

Give me quick death based Coronachad

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>gf is coming over from Yokohama soon
I'm gonna die for that sweet japanese pussy.

>That could explain why some people test negative first, then positive, then negative... it flare up.

Ive got arthritis from autoimmune disorder.

You have just described exactly what happens. Know lots of arthritis peeps who get tested for things during flare, then after flare and shows low/no markers.

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Hope you are right

How was your weekend Gary?

lmfao did this actually happen

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All states deserve a little visit from Corona-chan. You can do it Corona-chan! All 50 states!

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Go to speak bank and freeze your boys while you still have a chance

Random places that get the virus out of nowhere...it's almost like someone, or something is just injecting in the virus directly to make sure it gets everywhere.

cornfags btfo

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The UKs plan is to delay the virus until Summer so the hospitals can cope

How retarded is this plan on a scale of 1-10

Race mixers deserve to die, so hopefully yes.

I thought chloroquine, elderberry and vit c are used to prevent it
someone in the last thread posted a link that claims the chinks have found a cure (questionable but still)

Bobo's crashing the global stock markets with no survivors.

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It's bad because we're the only ones to tell the truth user.

read gaunts ghost series if youre a 40K fag

Where you live

MASS HYSTERIA

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>FOR ENGLISH FRIENDS:

Thanks mate.

SAUCE

Yep, this is the consequence of not acting early to contain the virus because, “muh economy, muh stock market.” What happens from now is that the population who is reliant on access to medical care to manage their chronic illness will start dying off, which impacts most age groups, this is what we have to look forward to.

Your daily reminder that he was literally right about everything and next up!
Imminent global market crash this month
Sustained unstoppable infections in every major city on the planet by May
Claims it is still mutating and can mutate into something very lethal
>now 3.4% cfr
YUP

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Who was the typhoid Jew?

20 year old with pneumonia is not a death sentence, stay calm

and what if power goes down?

have a more relevant version user.

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No it's retarded faggots that travel everywhere. The two cases in my state came from some fucktard that came back from Italy, and another fucktard that came back from Seattle.

>1040
We reached 1k without any kills guys
What is happening

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It's their lack of martial arts training.

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Yup, happened yesterday

Sorry for the bad English, I am fucking shaking, hope it was understandable

When Coronachan visits no more news comes from the area

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holy shit

Wew, yep, perfect book to read when you get bored of the interwebz.

I did not think this through.

Delay? All you can do with epidemics is mitigate and that means quarantines. If they're not shutting shit down, there's not gonna be a delay.

From what I've read from people who had it first cold symptoms, then flu symptoms, then a rough bout of pneumonia.

post a pic of your nuts
we're doctors here

>clocks are wrong
>sun not going down
did she infect our timeline?

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if your nuts hurt you gotta get them checked out
they're not supposed to hurt

So this is what actually will happen? You will infect them and it'll mutate even more from there?

Aren't Germany classifying any death when the patient had underlying medical conditions as non-corona?

Seems retarded

the fact this shit gets posted every single thread is more retarded than you the guy posting it, kys

lol, what are the chances.

who's speaking?

It's the Anger phase of coping. Next will come Bargaining
>H..hey... where did you get your *coof*... where did you get your respirator from?
>Oh... you got it months ago. And it only cost $20 then! Wow...
>Do you think they have any left?
>*coof*

You good healthcare system has them all on life support.
There are still likely 100+ "dead"

he’s got it.

that is partly up to you

cultivate in falun dafa, user
here is proof of its effect
and, although one should not practise with the intent of being healed of illnesses (and i really don't care about that, i want to attain enlightenment in this life), naturally culitvators are free of sickness
here's a study about terminal cancer patients who started cultivating in falun dafa
ascopubs.org/doi/abs/10.1200/JCO.2016.34.15_suppl.e21568
"A total of 147 patients (96.7%) reported complete symptom recovery with 60 patients confirmed by treating physicians. Time to Symptom Recovery was 3.6±3.3 months, and SFS was 52.7±61.1 months.", meaning they were cured and remaind cured for as long as the study was conducetd (over 4 years); they were predicted to die within 5.1±2.7 months

falundafa.org

CORONAVIRUS IS THE ANSWER TO THE BOOMER QUESTION

CORONAVIRUS IS THE ANSWER TO THE BOOMER QUESTION

CORONAVIRUS IS THE ANSWER TO THE BOOMER QUESTION

CORONAVIRUS IS THE ANSWER TO THE BOOMER QUESTION

CORONAVIRUS IS THE ANSWER TO THE BOOMER QUESTION

was it worth it

I always liked this one personally

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Is it true testing comes back as a false negative?

ALERT! they just announced and admitted on 60 minutes they did an exact simulation of the current Covid 19 outbreak. They even used coronavirus. The odds of this coming to fruition weeks later are IMPOSSIBLE. it’s like hitting a slot machine jackpot 5x in a row. IMPOSSIBLE. What does it mean ? They new in advance it would be released. Or ... it’s a hoax. Figure it out Pol. It can only be one or the other.

daylight savings kicked in

It's spring forward day user.

>Wuhan Orient and not even n95's just cheap gauze surgicals
RIP

I got plenty of books, a library across the street and over 10TB of pirated media

i said it in my post you dingus

Doctor from Milan hospital

TED CRUZ IS DOWN
>TED CRUZ IS DOWN
TED CRUZ IS DOWN
>TED CRUZ IS DOWN
TED CRUZ IS DOWN
>TED CRUZ IS DOWN

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>Sorry for the bad English, I am fucking shaking, hope it was understandable

Yep, it was good. Keep us updated fren. Stay safe.

You realise the influenza deaths are engineered into the system?
And the system is nearly at capacity?
Take a 5 litre bucket
Add 4.5 litres of piss
Add another litre of piss...

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China has been infecting exported goods on purpose and using them as a trojan horse for months - they have just activated it.

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the world is never going to be the same.... even if we don't nuke china. which we should.

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Goodnight fellas enjoy the ride
Hope I (dont) wake up

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It'll probably mutate to some extremly aggressive strain. If it hits our Northeast badly say goodbye to the whole of Americas

no, only 2 ever went critical. theyre still alive.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I've read the first one, but I felt it was a bit weak compared to Ravenor. I will maybe give the later ones a shot at some point.

Post assclowns united everywhere they predicted the future once again

bitchute.com/video/Cyp8HJRkGuQ3/

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ALERT! they just announced and admitted on 60 minutes they did an exact simulation of the current Covid 19 outbreak. They even used coronavirus. The odds of this coming to fruition weeks later are IMPOSSIBLE. it’s like hitting a slot machine jackpot 5x in a row. IMPOSSIBLE. What does it mean ? They new in advance it would be released. Or ... it’s a hoax. Figure it out Pol. It can only be one or the other

>muh religion
oh fuck off

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Me too user.
But I have an unspecified undifferentiated connective tissue disorder, so my doctors don't know exactly what I have.
Stay strong fren

Honestly man if you've never had sex with an Asian girl, you need to go remedy that. It is absolutely worth it. I am not currently infected and trying to spread, this is my honest human opinion. I want to go to a concert on my own volition now.

>A LOT OF 20 YEARS OLD PEOPLE WITH NO OTHER ILLNESS SHOW HORRIBLE PNEUMONIA
lol and?

OH NO BOBO

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>now 7 infected in my county
dirty chink niggers

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 14 (FOURTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 14 (FOURTEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 14 (FOURTEEN) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE AT THE END OF THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
ONLY A HANDFUL OF CASES HAVE CLAIMED INCUBATION PERIODS BEYOND THIS AND CANNOT BE VERIFIED.
YOU MADE IT, IF YOU LISTENED


YOU WERE WARNED

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RIP, F

My lungs hurt

Good, I hope all the chinks fuck off to somewhere with a better economy

It's a blast huh?

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>bilateral pneumonia isn't a death sentence without hospitalisation it's a nothingburger please think of the stocks

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You'll wake up and live this nightmare every day with us for the next 2 months until anons start dropping dead, because that's how long this devil virus takes to mature in the body.

Yeah that was Bill Gates 201/21 whatever thing. Old story user get with the program

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Aren't coronaviruses quite common?

Not enough Kubuš

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Nuclear war would have been so much better

>only need to wait 2 weeks indoors if you're downwind of an ground burst
>most are air bursts, so no need to worry about fallout in most areas
>if you die, it's almost always quick as hell

>we're doctors here
My doctorate isn't in medicine, though.

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I mean wuhan factory workers were coofing on products for at least a month. south korean death cult were also intentional superspreaders.

PRISON RIOTS IN ITALY
TWO GUARDS TAKEN HOSTAGE
twitter.com/BANDIT_XRAY/status/1236784429751619584
twitter.com/INVESTMENTSHULK/status/1236780515010772994

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>It's the Anger phase of coping. Next will come Bargaining
>>H..hey... where did you get your *coof*... where did you get your respirator from?
>>Oh... you got it months ago. And it only cost $20 then! Wow...
>>Do you think they have any left?
>>*coof*

Mid January everyone was looking at me strange when I was getting 30kg of rice and clearing out respirator masks from the hardware store.
Folks and friends still think I'm nuts. Nobody is talking.
In 2 weeks they will be knocking on my door and I'm going to pretend I'm out.

Madrid is going to implode. Expect major shitstrom in the next two weeks.

twitter.com/EnCausee/status/1236792066086260736

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>someone predicted Italy days after cases were already suspected there and the day that they were confirmed.
omg totally an insider!

fucking smooth brain an hero

Trump and Pence are next

My god, this fucking timeline. Its beautiful isn't it.

Just do lots of deep breathing lmao

>tfw working as a trader for a market maker in options and other derivatives

Thank you based coronachan for widening the spreads and increasing my bonus and salary this year.

That's a nothingburger. Like a flu could down anyone, ever.

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Everything keeps getting better and better. Lets see how far things can get pushed

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anyone have that webm of the guy pirating soup at a grocery store buffet?

HOLY SHIT IT'S TRULY FUCKING HAPPENING
THERE'S NO BREAK IN THIS TRAIN NOW
HOLD TIGHT

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Ok I'm prepped

What do I do once the coast is clear or I run out of food

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I WANT TO GET OFF FROM THIS RIDE

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HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old white people across already ageing Europe will die off, getting replaced by 3million youthful migrants waiting to enter Europe from Turkey. We're fucked.

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Is it true that the wuflu testing gives false negatives? Please source info

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This is such excellent news that I won't bother confirming it anywhere else.
So long, lyin Ted.

>60 minutes
what are you talking about you retarded boomer?

b-buy the d-dip?

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event 201 and this. imagine not hearing about stuff until it's on 60 minutes lmao

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That's ok since Putin didn't cut oil production and Saudi's gonna rekt the shale. I guess it will stabilize in a month or two of falling.

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Like a sting?

we knew about Event 201 months ago. Where have you been brainlet gay boi?

does anyone have the picture of how different countries handle the coronavirus and the USA is fat people with surgical masks and a sheet?

Biological warheads

RED MONDAY

Funny how similar prison riots and electing a pope are. Fun place you guys have, maybe Ill visit once half of you are dead and it's burned out.

>run out of food
Trade bullets for food iykwim

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>THEY ARE DECIDING WHO TO PUT IN ICU AND WHO TO LET DIE.
This is expected but a sign that it is starting.

>they did an exact simulation of the current Covid 19 outbreak.
I spent 4 hours taking notes. Was called Event 201 - yep, coronavirus, yep, only treatable slightly with HIV medication. You're welcome.

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checked

This post really does deserve a (You)

why would you have such a horrifyingly hideous image saved

The two things one should NEVER underestimate:
> petty human nature
> reckless opportunism

Everyone enjoy the show, hilarity will ensue.

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>currently setting up 5th columns in Africa
Their not leaving anytime soon user

so, what to invest in, and how to do it quickly with minimal effort?

what attention whores NK are
>s-stop paying attention to virus

Post clear picture please

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Based and redpilled.

fucking hell
twitter.com/kr3at/status/1236792832247160844

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>But I have an unspecified undifferentiated connective tissue disorder

Don't tell me Ankylosing Spondylitis....

11

>responding to amerimutts

what?

They do this so often now it does not reach worldwide news anymore.

IT'S ALL COMING DOWN!!!!

>PRISON RIOTS IN ITALY
>TWO GUARDS TAKEN HOSTAGE
THE RIDE IS JUST BEGINNING. THE WORLD IS EXPLODING.

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Fukken hell...

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Is this a real pic?

>That pic
just fucking kill me please

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

not my des moinerinos!

the ride hasn't even started yet

it's not a religion
and no, i won't

F

Based Aussie shitposter

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There is going to be a lot of this.
No country is well set up to collect dead from houses in large numbers.

IT'S HAPPENING

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thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(20)30522-5/fulltext

Communism is superior.

Professionals from The Lancet agreed.

>China's success rests largely with a strong administrative system that it can mobilise in times of threat, combined with the ready agreement of the Chinese people to obey stringent public health procedures

>Although other nations lack China's command-and-control political economy, there are important lessons that presidents and prime ministers can learn from China's experience. The signs are that those lessons have not been learned.

>So far, evidence suggests that the colossal public health efforts of the Chinese Government have saved thousands of lives. High-income countries, now facing their own outbreaks, must take reasoned risks and act more decisively. They must abandon their fears of the negative short-term public and economic consequences that may follow from restricting public freedoms as part of more assertive infection control measures.

Capitalist BTFO

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>reckless opportunism
Speaking of this: how do we make money off this? I'm sitting in cash as I've been wanting to put it somewhere but everything was inflated to shit so I just out waiting instead keeping an eye out for an entry point.
THIS MAY BE APPROACHING
WHAT DO WE DO?

Hitler set up coronavirus in a time capsule in China for this year, making it so that Germans are immune. He did it just in case he lost the war.

Less quarantined cities than threads. What a nothing burger...

Hoping the net lasts long enough so I can get bannerlord downloaded at least

Best lay of my life

Wish I stick around

What happens when electricity goes down? Your 6tb hd will be worthless

oh fucking hell finally you post it
i couldnt find it in the archives, and i went to sleep before you posted since it was like 4am here

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That's 48%
What a retard

>assuming internet will go down without assuming power will go down

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Can someone pretty please post the cvg movie list?

>So let me get this straight... you think saying the word is funny?
it is mocking how the WHO is refusing to say it because of their own cancerous motives of money.

vocaroo.com/meKDLm6HzOF

prep bread for those who want a side thread to CVG

>germany 0 deaths
>china going back to work and closing hospitals
>south korea posting pitiful death rates after the initial few deaths
>it's been in western nations for over a month now so all the people saying "wait a few weeks, you'll see" have had their time they asked for and were wrong
I'm actually glad. A few days ago I was getting legitimately scared. This has made me appreciate comfort and safety though, which I took for granted.

From now on, I'm going to maintain a nice bit of food and essentials stashed away instead of stocking up only when something is coming, and I bought a firearm that I'll keep safe with that stuff. I no longer assume that tomorrow will be safe and easy, and I now take each day as special. This may sound melodramatic, but I do mean it. I didn't realize how complacent I had become these past few years (since graduating university).

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The power/utilities won't go down. Think of the circumstances that surround something like that happening for a virus. Natural disasters are different because the grids get damaged.

You'd have bigger fish to fry than the internet if people were dropping dead like flies so much that utilities couldn't be manned. China's an absolute shithole & managed to maintain. Perhaps some countries like Brazil & Mexico might, but there is someone sneezes wrong they lose power anyway.

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Update for countries outside of mainland China

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We're on the best timeline.

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>going outside

which state(s) will be the last to get it do you think? I'm going to say South Dakota.

>VOTE!!!
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>VOTE!!!
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>VOTE!!!
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>VOTE!!!
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>VOTE!!!
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>VOTE!!!
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FUCK FUCK FUCK STOP IT CORONA CHAN

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>A LOT OF 20 YEARS OLD PEOPLE WITH NO OTHER ILLNESS SHOW HORRIBLE PNEUMONIA AND THE SITUATION IS UNIMAGINABLE.
>GUYS IT IS FUCKING OVER.

This is true.

Also,
Fuck captcha.

it really is happening user.

surprise, surprise, info was muffled and distorted, disinfo spread.
this really is SARS 2, "a bit less deadly, a whole lot more infectious" bogaloo

This. If triage is stepped up to "left to die" it's a sign of system overload.
Expect a steep rise in death to recovery rates within days.
Now we are finally seeing the real corona-chan, hiding behind all the CCP lies.

well fuck

I got ya

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holy fuck and people trust the faggot ass chinks. Those apartments are full of dead bugmen waiting to be scraped up from their rotting beds.

Cmon man that could be literally anyone. Seeing a lot of claims from Italy but not much verified proof.

>Far away
>this ship is taking me far away.
>Far from the memories
>of the people who care if I live or die.
>The starlight...

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Deaths per day outside of China

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>oh fucking hell finally you post it
>i couldnt find it in the archives, and i went to sleep before you posted since it was like 4am here

It is a roadmap of what will happen.
This is why we have prepped.