Brit/pol/ dont go outside edition

>Supermarkets begin RATIONING as Tesco limits the amount of baked beans and hand sanitiser customers can buy
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8087031/Supermarkets-begin-RATIONING-Tesco-limits-pasta-baked-beans-hand-sanitiser.html

>Fishing FURY: Boris issued dire warning over Brexit gamble
express.co.uk/news/politics/1251870/brexit-news-fishing-boris-johnson-uk-eu-trade-deal-latest-conservative-party-majority

>Defra to phase out badger culling in favour of vaccination
fwi.co.uk/livestock/health-welfare/livestock-diseases/bovine-tb/defra-to-phase-out-badger-culling-in-favour-of-vaccination

>Commuters wear plastic bags, boxes and gas masks as coronavirus fears grip London
thesun.co.uk/news/11097695/commuters-masks-london-coronavirus-fears/

>Wales Is Home to the Baked Bean Museum of Excellence
walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/what-its-like-inside-wales-14443317

>Series of Binfires reported in Ipswich over night
ipswichstar.co.uk/news/ipswich-suffolk-police-bin-fire-1-6547254

>Youths sought over raging Binfire near housing estate
newsandstar.co.uk/news/18286784.youths-sought-raging-bin-fire-near-housing-estate/

>Supermarket staff and public put out Barking Binfire
barkinganddagenhampost.co.uk/news/barking-bin-fire-1-6533380

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Karen's plumb arse

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Nice one Sussex, thought you passed out again.

why don't you use a tripcode

im allowed to post in these threads

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Is it weird to watch gay porn when you're 100% straight?
Asking for a friend.

Checked again, no tinnies today lad

Narrowboat geezer posting from the last thread.

Fuck yeah mate, the only bill I have is the boat license, which is about £800 a year. Aside from that it's just gas bottles (£45 every three months) and diesel (probably £100 a year) and I'm solar paneled up so power costs fuck all.

Yammy APX-5A

Don't know how to.

County posters dont tripfag

what

FUCK YOU KAREN!!
YOU SLAG WHORE

This.

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>Why aren't we carrying out checks on flights from Italy? Health chiefs under fire for failing to check passengers arriving from coronavirus-hit regions where 16m are on lockdown
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8089697/Why-arent-carrying-checks-flights-Italy-Health-chiefs-fire.html

2 days ago i was being told you had to be over 80 and sick to actually die, now its over 60
50+ next week i reckon

So another man in his 60's with health problems, this bioweapon is basically a bb gun isn't it, the common cold and the flu knocks more of them out than this.

Fucking hope not.

Alright mate?

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>tfw I just masturbated and coomed to the thought of my female uni student housemate walking bottomless around our house.
How do I stop being such a fucking degenerate coomer lads?

Might start using the hastings flag tbqhwy

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kek saved for satirical usage.

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>100% straight
>wanks to gay porn

M8 no one cares if you are a filthy homosex

Nice flag, very English and historical.

>wanking to thoughts
youre practically a pure monk

just wait until reinfection starts to happen

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FUCK i thought i would die in my sleep

We peaked in the 90s lads

youtu.be/3B0mIrgYUMA

youtu.be/UTV-_uksm44

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this

Bin fires are going to either be some dumb niggers or some climate change nonces causing more green house gasses by protesting. Either way, both are dumb niggers.

I'm a smoker, will the coronavirus fuck me?

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Jim Davidson BTFOs the mutts

youtu.be/mg7CQGLjRzE

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Mate I'm sat here watching foul-mouthed faggots fucking each other in their filthy fairy holes and you think you're a degenerate?

*1890s maybe

tbqh even when I go full degenerate and watch porn I actually almost always coom to my disgusting own thoughts. The porn just stimulates the imagination and my brain the rest of the work. I have a good imagination. It's fucked. Even when I actually have sex I come when thinking about fucked up bsdm shit in my head when having sex. it's weird.
I need to put that energy into working out, studying and game.

you need to stop living with women who arent your wife or blood related.

Watched the first episode of Noughts+Crosses. Fucking stupid but not as bad as I expected. Just really difficult to watch anything with nogs in because they are physically repulsive to look at.

as long as youre not fat or dont exercise or over 40 as well you should be alright

if there are any survivors after this pandemic has run its course, every part of the world needs to stay small and isolated. small self-sufficient villages with minimal-to-no outside contact and no modern technology is the only way to ensure the survival of mankind. we have strayed too far from nature.

missing the point. no one has died who wasnt alteady on track to die within the next year. if it wasnt chink flu it would have been some other mostly harmless respiratory infection.

I dont exercise but im not fat and im in my mid 20s.

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This
>tfw when my town has the largest offshore fishing fleet in europe

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Euro Hispanic here, how are you holding up fags?

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a 23 year old athlete died in iran. lots of healthy 20-30 year old doctors have died too.

what about the 130+ that died in italy today? all on their last legs?

>who had underlying health problems

>smoker that doesnt exercise
could be fucked, i would avoid any public places until july

i'm coofing

Bastard work from 16-70 then get killed by bio-weapon.
Gov most love this virus

Most likely died from incest.

Oh fuck now you've done it

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yes. there are 60M italians. anything under 100k is practically irrelevant

The virus that saved society

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if youre in your 60s and taking trips to italy then how bad can you be tbqh
its just official story cope to downplay it being due to the virus

>the solution to the West's ponzi scheme of pensions is solved by a strong flu
Pretty neat if you ask me.
Meh i survived swine flu ok so i should be fine with this one hopefully.

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People with bad health can still travel lad

>comparisons to swine meme
youre already gone as far as im concerned

>a 23 year old athlete died in iran. lots of healthy 20-30 year old doctors have died too
That's on a first infection, not on recurring occasion right?

>£800 a year
FUUUUCCKKKK

youre going to need some sources for those claims and even then its a tough argument to win. "healthy" people are stricken down all the time by hidden cardio vascular diseases but with spotlight on chink flu those underlying conditions would go unreported

fucking this

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Obviously needed it.
It's amazing how normal he sounded back then.

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I bet u look turkish

I'm sure there is a legit summoning spell on me

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fuck off you boring cunt

Yeah it's called drugs.

both of your shit posts in here have been whining about trip fags you fucking boring wanker
no more drugs for me today. only weed
im done starving myself too

Not all health conditions leave you unable to travel user, diabetes type 1 being one of them, not to mention most boomer diseases have a pill that lets them lead a normal life.

hi bongs
tell queen to send royal gold pls

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>not researching the dangers of going without sleep before trying for a record
The danger is real and well documented.

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would if we could

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whats your opinion on friendlyjordies vs gary orsum?

what a boring post

i managed 90 hours but i just slept for 4 hours and feel just back to normal instantly

No, she's got to send it to me first. I call dibs.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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As a survivor of bird flu, swine flu and Brexit I assure you all that things will turn out just fine.

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>oh its okay now

Nah like one would expect a half Mediterran to look like. I am mostly German genetically speaking. Also Turks are manlets and dicklets.

>I am mostly German genetically speaking
kek

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BuT hOw Do yOu KnOw!?1!one!

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I'm on a narrowboat too. It is cheap as fuck to live on, yes but boats are potentially a money-sink if you can't take care of them right, or get one that was poorly cared for.

Also, the initial outlay of buying a boat can be pricey (not as much as a house, but more than a car)

>I assure you
You don't, though.

please tell me what you mean instead of sarcasm

if we somehow survive this happening, i am done with the internet. i want to live a peaceful, rural life.

we need it more, sorry for the whole referendum to leave the queen thing. Please send GIBS

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Cor, me arse is gasping for a fag