DOW FUTURES DOWN 1000 PTS!!!!!!!

DOW IS CRASHING
>DOW IS CRASHING
DOW IS CRASHING
>DOW IS CRASHING
DOW IS CRASHING
>DOW IS CRASHING
DOW IS CRASHING
>DOW IS CRASHING
bloomberg.com/markets/stocks/futures

HOLY FUCK ITS ABOUT TO TRIGGER THE SWITCH AND THIS IS JUST THE OVERSEAS MARKETS, MONDAY IS GOING TO BE A BLOODBATH!!!

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youtube.com/watch?v=bKPHLH88vf4
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Thanks Drumpf.

good.

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I have precisely 0 USD in the market. I hope it crashes down to nothing and bankers leap from their windows

will be up 2000 points from ATH by the end of the week
welcome to the Bull ride, the last part is always the craziest

BOOMER DRUMPFLET COPE

When do I buy and what?

(((bankers)))

It goes up
It goes down

give it a fucking rest

Spy puts OTM 3-6 month exp

WTF HOW?!

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BIGGEST SINGLE-DAY DROP IN OIL PRICE SINCE THE GULF WAR
OIL HEADED FOR BELOW $30

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OIL JUST DROPPED 12$

Good. It needs to be destroyed.

you should absolutely get in after it's all said and done, imagine joining back in 2010.

what site is that friendo?

lmfao
this fuckin place man

>check digits

zerohedge.com/energy/assume-crash-positions-goldman-cuts-brent-price-target-30-possible-dips-near-20

calling for possible dips near 20, holy shit

rip aramco

good

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This meme is not outdated

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Yeah good.

And... Fuck Bloomberg nigger.... Here's a link that works.

finance.yahoo.com/quote/YM=F/

i want it to go down to zero. everything needs to be zero. nihilism needs to win. all things are nothing to me. death to all spooks.

youtube.com/watch?v=SwWoZmBsn1c

Why is oil dripping so much? Is just a basic supply and demand issue or is there something more complex going on?

big bada boom

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This year only gets better if alliens arrive.

ted kaczynski was right. death to the economy, death to technology. death to global civilization.

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fucking Yas Forums nigger lmao

any traders jump yet?

failed OPEC agreement

Saudi Arabia makes everyone bow down when things don't go their way.

Saudi civil war and lots of supply. Corona virus has literally frozen half the world.

>Bull cope
Oh no no no no.
Bearbros get a load of this goy.

nothing is being produced in china -> nothing is being shipped from china -> no fuel is being burnt to get garbage from china -> huge surplus of oil
I hope there's no one in fracking here

March just started and it looks like we lived years in the last 2 months.

Basically OPEC+ was dissolved today, with Saudi Arabia and Russia basically declaring economic war on each other.

Before, under OPEC+ Russia and SA agreed to limit production to maintain a certain price threshold. Today that went right out the window, with both Russia and SA vowing to ramp oil production up to max, and SA is already started a fire sale on its current oil stock.

This is huge huge huge, basically and OPEC civil war, the Saudis and the Russians think that they can use the Coronavirus to destroy their competition and monopolize the market

Take your sex med schizocel.

welcome to the third decade of the 21th century. global riots, global economy bubble, global warming, global virus, global collapse, global civil war. global collapse

youtube.com/watch?v=bKPHLH88vf4

Sucks for my home Provence, but great for the world! Let's make sure to use this surplus value by studying nuclear physics to totally fudge over fossil fuels this time

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Ok thanks user that makes sense. Sorry for any midland tx anons out there.

checked

Our current system is already Jewish communism. This is all from central banking.

AUS market is open and crashed

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nihilism will win.

youtube.com/watch?v=A5b1zYDkurE

guhh meant to reply to this

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WW3 is IMMINENT. BILLIONS WILL DIE! PRAISE KEK!

Oilfags have wiped the australian stock exchange

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good. it needs to crash. CRASH!!! CRASH!!!
DEATH TO THE GLOBAL SYSTEM

time is a flat circle

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>Bloomberg
OP IS A FAG CONFIRMED

Typical Muhammad. Wanting to get beat in another ww.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AOC SAVE US PLZ

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This, I assert that the free market elements of capitalism under fake fiat erode into zombie corporations that resemble soviet make work.

We pretend to work , we pretend to get paid. Non black pilled part is I think there is going to be some resonable innovation in this department this decade

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That is ugly. Sorry, mate.

Fuck you deadsea skin product jew

Re‘roll *arabic noises*

Bleached version is far better.

PMs and Bitcoin will rule the day after shtf with Corona Chan. Hard money system is the only way capitalism can work.

>DEATH TO THE GLOBAL SYSTEM
I agree we agree now... Sister

Oh, so we're at the levels we were at about 5 months ago in November. Ooooooooo so scary

corona cases spiralling upward (nearly 100 cases in NY alone now), Italy basically suiciding its economy by locking down the north, oil about to plummet because OPEC falling apart
it's a perfect storm that not even the fed will be able to save

>t retarded

maybe I should start posting blockstream.com/satellite/ in prepper threads, get the uplink in case the telecommunications network gets firewalled.

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>about
woops, is plummeting* off a cliff as we speak, it literally has gone down 30% to $30, which is oil companies are fucked territory (to say nothing of petro nations)

Wrong. The drop is due to a disagreement with Putin and MBs, where saudi Arabia wanted to cut oil production to boost prices, as they budgeted for $58 oil for their national budget, Putin said no thanks fucker, and Saudi went all in and boosted production to cripple USA shake and other more expensive oil producers, as well as Russia. It's gonna fail ,as they need the cash eventually.

It's all good. I've been preparing since the start a couple years ago.

whoa guys let's cool it with the anti-skincare sentiment

Don't forget the complete assfucking global supply chains are receiving

twitter.com/someknew/status/1234322630468984832

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The jew is trying to make us think the opposite

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>blockstream
BTC is going to fail once there is any actual demand. BSV is the only thing that scales in the entirety of crypto.

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But is the U.S. in a weaker position than they were last time? I don't think we could handle a price war like that again. We'd probably fold before them.

BUY LE DIP

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Every economy will take a major plunge over this, the question is, who has enough bulk left to keep on standing? Remember, Deutsche Bank was already in a sorry state when the economy was still running, let alone now everything is taking a dip. Wild times ahead in Germany, Freunden.

>bloomberg

get back to me when hannity or tucker are reporting it.

Based

Also I'm beginning to theorize that a central bank crypto currency could be constructed so that the hardness of the currency could be set as central bank policy. I think the gains from trade are to be had at small, but non negligible perspectives of hardness. Too hard and the games becomes just so, and disruption and sabotage are too highly incentivized.

Thats trading software, pretty sure it is or is related to a Bloomberg terminal

good. i really want this civilization to die.
i almost want to join the effort to help kill it.

+shrug+ back to bartering .

>central bank crypto currency
Do not want. Bitcoin is a fantastic money system. Something controlled by a central bank is the exact opposite of a hard money.

bloomberg terminal

What is the video about?

My puts are gonna be printing cash homie.

OIL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Reminder that the Saudis are actively crashing oil as we speak.

>DOW IS CRASHING
Yas Forums investment advice:
>never invest in the market
>always stay poor
>winning
If you faggots had bought in 2009 you'd still be sitting on 300% gains.

GUYS GUYS, how do i short Germany?

This plane is going to crash in 7-10 days, with no survivors. And i want to make money off of it!

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With what money you fucking jew? Most people were barely surviving in 2009, only (((they))) can afford to buy the dip, it's not like it's hard to see the pattern.

its about accidents. when people invent things they invent the accident at the same time. when people came up with trains thy also came up with train wrecks, when they invented planes they also invented plane crashes. now people came up with globalization which means they came up with a global accident.

This has nothing to do with a fake disease, this is all about Bernie being next POTUS

>"we accidentally the globe"
>t. China

Tell me what I need to do to make money off this shit? I have a ETrade Account and I just started a new job last month so I have more disposable income. What do I need to put my money in that will be worth a lot in5 years?

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BSV looks like complexity theatre to me, Those blocksizes make it look like an SQL server. The team is passionate though, And i think what defines a currency system is what competes for its fringe.

BASED
Businesses will now come back to America instead of disease riddled hell holes like chink land

You need a baseline of 25k cash in an account to short.

GOYS, bitcoin is falling!!!

>With what money you fucking jew? Most people were barely surviving in 2009, only (((they))) can afford to buy the dip, it's not like it's hard to see the pattern.
You're a German, of course you're poor. I'm talking about people who live in countries where they aren't taxed to death for muh free healthcare.

YES, I am shorting the market. Fucking fed niggers undid all my fucking gains last week with their shit plunge protection team faggots protecting the boomers.

GLOBALIST
BTFO

this is some big yid brain here.

reminder that the january 31 "insider" who predicted italy being quarantined also said that markets would have crashed in march.

What does a 1000 pts even mean?

I just came here to check these quads.

I miss uncle ted, you kike.

That ain’t a crash show me 10% kek

You don't grab a falling knife.

What are your thoughts on Chainlink. It feels kind of scammy but I made money off of it so far.

I already pulled out 100% a month ago and now will buy at the crash and tons of real estate

Thanks senpai

It's simple. Complexity is shit like Lightning. Unbounded blocks is exactly what Satoshi intended.

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i have $0 invested rn
i wanna be a trillionaire by the end of August
tell me how niggers

>rustincoleraisingarmsandpolstamp.gif

I dont know shit about economics so idk what amount of points you have to lose in order to crash. Is it THAT bad?

This is god undoing the evil works of the Great Satan.
He sent the virus to kill off the globalist elites plan for a world consisting mostly of mega cities.
These will soon become impossible to live in, international trade will collapse and countries will have to send their people back to rural areas to farm with whatever tools are available to feed their nation.
All those who speculated on markets, living in the cities are gonna loose everything, even housing will become cheap as fuck in the cities because there'll be very few avenues to earn money there.